Witch for All 1994

"...Thank you so much for taking care of my useless sister."

"...No, you are too polite. This is the tofu from my hometown as promised. I made it by hand. Please try it."

"...It's really troublesome for you to not only take care of my sister, but also be so polite. This is the dried tofu we made."

"..."

Jiang Han stood obediently beside his sister, listening to the endless exchanges between her sister Jiang Zhenling and the store manager Qin Shunying, she quietly pouted and bit the corner of her mouth.

After this embarrassing greeting ended, Jiang Han and Qin Shunying, who was about to leave, smiled and waved, and the other party responded with a slightly crazy smile.

Farewell to Qin Shunying.

The two sisters walked into the house. In the corridor, Jiang Han suddenly remembered something and asked:

"Ah, that's right. Did you wash the socks I put in the dirty clothes basket yesterday?"

"I'll throw it away for you." Zhenling turned her head and said as she walked, "The ones you bought are made of dragon cotton, which is difficult to wash. Even if they are steam cleaned, they will deform and fall off."

"Eh-" Jiang Han scratched his face. Socks and other items were all bought out of necessity when he first crossed over. He almost bought them in one go with his eyes closed! That feeling of wholesale for 50 yuan per box? Most of the ones I buy at the back are made of dragon cotton. Although they are comfortable to wear, they are particularly prone to snagging.

"Then next time you go out, help me buy some?" Jiang Han walked two steps faster and walked in front of his sister, turned his back and said with a smile.

Zhenling sighed faintly:

"You also asked me to buy your cosmetics, and didn't I also buy your underwear? Sister, your living habits are not good. You can't get married if you are lazy."

She continued without waiting for Jiang Han's response:

"You can also say that you can marry in the future, but do you look like you are marrying someone else? In short, you have to change your life style for me."

"One!" She pointed at Jiang Han's nose with her index finger in an astonishing manner, and then tapped the tip of Jiang Han's nose, making her sister cover her nose and look at her a little aggrievedly, "Cosmetics, underwear, socks, your own Go buy it.”

"Second!" She retracted her fingers and raised her index and middle fingers with the back of her hand facing Jiang Han, "Recite the method of making tofu by heart. You see, all your friends can do it, but you still have to use the methods made by your sisters and mothers. To make up the numbers, are you a mama’s baby? Or are you and Comrade Jiang Xuan going to be sisters for life?”

"Third." Jiang Zhenling spread her fingers and rubbed Jiang Han's head, "Call me when you need help. I can accompany you but I can't make decisions for you. Do you understand?"

Sister, you pushed me into the wall like you did last time and said, ‘You have to apply for pocket money for smoking in the future, do you understand? 'It's a bit like it... Jiang Han followed his sister's hand and nodded obediently:

"knew."

"That's ok. If you have nothing to do tomorrow, I will accompany you to the clothing department store?" Jiang Zhenling said, turning on the light in the living room. There was still an ice bear lying inside who was a little fatter and looked more like a chinchilla than a bear. There have been a lot of rains recently, and the ice bear is an animal that gets very bloated when wet, so the family took it to the living room to take shelter from the rain.

Clothing department store? Go to the amusement park to buy... No, the clothes there are very expensive, and the accessories are also very expensive. A wide-brimmed hat costs more than 300 yuan.

And if you go there, you will have a delicious meal, one or two hundred?

If you add that on, you will definitely have to buy something else, and then buy some books, which will cost more than a thousand...

Jiang Han silently calculated in his mind. Seeing her like this, Jiang Zhenling laughed, turned on the TV, kicked off her slippers, and lay comfortably on the sleeping Ice Bear.

The woman who was calculating the cost also kicked off her slippers and lay comfortably in her sister's arms, staring at the program on the TV with her big eyes.

...When you go out, you will definitely have to spend money!

...The so-called not wanting to spend money and restraining yourself when going out are mostly useless!

...Self-control is not something that can be possessed easily.

"Hey, I still won't go."

She raised her head and rubbed her sister's chin.

"Huh? But didn't you say that the socks are almost gone?" Zhen Ling scratched her sister's chin and throat skillfully with her hand. At the same time, she pinched Jiang Han's neck with her other hand and used her skillful cat-licking skills. Jiang Han purred comfortably.

"I want to try online shopping." Jiang Han said while enjoying her sister's massage.

"Online shopping? TV shopping?" Jiang Zhenling asked curiously.

Although the technology of the witches is many times more powerful than that of the parallel world at the same time, sometimes technology is just a conceptual thing.

There have been stories in science fiction novels about how people on earth have developed to the stage of nuclear energy technology and were invaded by aliens driving dhows who only use gunpowder technology and steam engine technology. Although it seems very ridiculous, technology is this kind of thing. Without a concept, it is equivalent to having no goal. A 'process' without a goal is a truly meaningless process.

Technology without concepts is also technology that cannot be developed. Only when the weak layer of paper called concepts is pierced can science blossom and bear fruit.

Online shopping is completely unfamiliar to Jiang Zhenling, a genuine witch born in 1977.

In other words, people in this era, even witches, cannot imagine that by clicking a mouse on the Internet, through online banking, there is no need to repeatedly enter the card number and password, and only one click or even a light touch on the mobile phone can be used to purchase items. era.

However, my sister taught me how to shop online... In my previous life... Jiang Han scratched his face and said:

"It's a bit like TV shopping, but it's done online. Wait a minute!"

Jiang Han decided to set an example for her sister. She ran upstairs and took down the old computer that Chen Ligu ordered when she opened her office.

A computer is just a square box about a meter long filled with brass gears, without a screen.

It will form a screen through some kind of spray, a bit like the AR interaction that Jiang Han proposed in 2013 before his time travel, and a bit like the look and feel of AR virtual screen interaction in Iron Man's villa.

Putting the host on the small coffee table, Jiang Han ran to the phone table in small steps, unplugged the phone cord, and connected the line to the host.

"...turn on the computer first."

"...Let's sort the runes. You see, that's it. We will then connect to the network through this dial-up number and security code."

Due to his research on practical runes, Jiang Han only needed to adjust the rune encoding of the computer used to play games to convert it into a computer version that can use the web.

The computer code in the witch world is made of runes, which is more complicated, but simpler and more crude. As long as you have programming skills, you can almost modify it to any desired function, including connecting to the Internet.

Jiang Zhenling, who had almost never touched a computer, watched with gusto:

"Is it to receive the signal into the computer? But how does the network work? Why can we enter the web page as soon as you take the rune?"

"This is a high-level player network. Well, let's put it this way, sister, do you know the circle of board games?" Jiang Han explained to his sister how the witch's chaotic network operates, "The network is equivalent to a messy, The space filled with encrypted rune links can be understood as a type of folded space, but it is very disordered and chaotic."

"Encoding is equivalent to us witches, turning disorder into apparent order, so that we can selectively select the information we want."

Jiang Han adjusted two runes, and a very retro black and green interface appeared in the smoke on the screen. What was displayed on it were two rows of characters composed of secret text, and two input boxes.

The first is the identity key required to connect to the network.

The second is the link key required to link to a specific web server.

The former allows you to use your home phone number to parse and encrypt it and then log into the witch's chaotic network. The latter is not necessary, but optional.

Why is the witch's network called a chaotic network? It's because... they don't have a protocol package!

It is very simple, converting magic into a network, and spreading the network through the high-energy magic network covering the entire earth!

Theoretically, even a server is not necessary. In theory, any creature that possesses magic power can add a signal magic to itself and become a server - this reminded Jiang Han of the big witch as a charger. , with the progress of the times, the role of the witch is increasing. It can not only be used for charging, but also can be used as a server.

Since the server is still a relatively rare thing at this stage, not many witches play it now, but Jiang Han still has a few server link keys.

They are Muhaizhe's internal server, Juecheng's internal server, Linzhongren's internal server, Witch's Home network, Nancheng Police's supernumerary server... The more they were counted, the more Jiang Han felt guilty.