Witch for All 1994

"Anyway, this woman is rich." Angelette took a sip of borscht and said in an erratic tone, "Is that what you think, Kraken?"

"How could that be?" Kraken looked away.

Angelette looked at her quietly and said after a moment:

"Send me a list later. I'll read it and make sure you're not just trying to defraud me of my money before I cooperate with you."

Isn't this guy stupid... No, it should be said that Anjie is a very financially savvy witch, right? Jiang Han couldn't say there was anything wrong. He must have been a little worried that Anjie would be deceived by this guy Kraken, right?

Jiang Han thought for a while, this was probably due to the appearance.

Kraken's white-ball appearance makes him look like a Dark Templar, while Anjie looks like a normal white-haired character that Chinese people would like. Moreover, she is slightly taller, has a smooth tone of voice, and has a face and temperament that are extremely pure and serious as long as she doesn't speak. She is just like a white lotus.

But if you think about it seriously, Anjie is probably a worse person than Kraken.

Yesterday, Anjie's trumpet posted an original message while everyone was appreciating beautiful girls. It only appeared for 3 minutes, and was later interpreted as "I want to engage in planned play with her." It is easy to imagine that the original message was It was so excessive and twisted that Anjie was temporarily banned for three hours from the social network she invented, Tweet.

Maybe this woman had a premonition that her account would be banned frequently, so she only set a maximum ban time of 12 hours, and there was no permanent ban.

She compared the two women's badness in her mind, and concluded that Anjie was indeed the ultimate witch, and she was also the ultimate pervert.

As soon as she compared them, the Daisy mousse cake and watermelon sago she ordered were delivered to her.

Kraken looked over immediately and said with slight surprise:

"For those of you who eat sweets as your staple food, aren't you afraid of getting fat?"

"Don't be afraid, girls save it." After Jiang Han made a girl-specific joke, he saw Kraken's indifferent expression as expected.

"I am." Anjie added without hesitation, "We are obviously related by blood. There must be a witch with special talents among our common ancestors, right?"

"I don't want epilepsy to say that." Kraken complained, "No, it should be said that you don't even inherit epilepsy."

The two people talked about the mutation again. Jiang Han quickly knocked on the plate and asked them:

"What's the inheritance you're talking about?"

The inheritance of witches is very mysterious and weird, and there are no rules. Only some witches who do research have studied the rules.

Kraken has written a paper on this aspect, and he can easily understand the inheritance of witches:

"The mutation of a witch can be understood literally as the selection of excellent cells from the same family lineage that are directly connected to the witches in the pedigree table, and the combination of them turns a witch from that family lineage into a super-excellent product, which is the attributes in all aspects. They are all stronger than the most outstanding witch in the family."

"Let me give you an example." Angelette said in an interested tone, "For example, a certain witch has particularly strong magical power; and another witch in her family tree is the Siren Witch, who has a particularly powerful eternal power. She has knotted eyes but is extremely short - then the best mutant witch to emerge from this family should be a witch who is short but possesses both super magical power and super strong eternal knotted eyes."

"That's it. Although Anjie, you have some weird intentions." Jiang Han roughly understood the basic settings of the witch's inheritance, "No wonder my cousin is a little shorter than me."

Her cousin Jiang Miao is a very standard mutant witch, skilled in almost everything.

"Can you introduce her to me?" Angelette said a joke and flipped her hair, "There must have been an alchemist among your ancestors... Is that how DAN is pronounced?"

"Alchemist..." Jiang Han picked up the knife and fork and cut the Peri steak she ordered into pieces.

Kraken ordered a combination of lobster, sea crab and sea urchin filled with half a coconut:

"One of the predecessors of witches in China. Don't look at the spells we use now. In fact, we are witches who are the fusion of more than 20 professions."

"The alchemists who were good at alchemy evolved into the school of enchantment with Chinese characteristics, and the swordsmen-errant who were good at generous laments eventually evolved into the oldest conjuration witches. Among the witches, there are also duel witches who wield swords and sticks."

"In foreign countries, astrologers who specialize in astronomy are the earliest witches of the Western school of change."

Seeing that Jiang Han seemed to be very interested in this topic, Kraken added a few words:

"By the way, the earliest creature considered to be a god was the witch of the earliest school of plasticity."

"And the first witch who was worshiped as a god was the guy in front of you who was eating lamb chops."

Angelette turned her head and glanced at Kraken, then looked at her:

"I don't have a mouth."

I am very concerned about personal image issues.

Jiang Han nodded, stuffed the tender steak after the dessert into his mouth, chewed it, and felt that the meat was juicy and delicious. Although there was no seasoning added, it was still unforgettable.

After enjoying the unusual portions of desserts and staple food, Angelette took out a strange mobile phone and said:

"It's rare that Kraken won't be working anymore, why don't we take a group photo together?"

Jiang Han was so surprised when he heard this suggestion that he almost made a sound.

Kraken next to him also looked like, 'Are your brains burned out? ’ said with an expression:

"Although our disguises are very good, even the small ones are very popular. If we take a group photo, we will definitely be recognized, right? Jiang Han is also a famous cover witch in Nancheng, so a group photo is not enough."

"Don't worry, I have the coding pictures saved." Angelette was well prepared, "As long as you use cute animal pictures or other pictures for coding, isn't it enough?"

This ultimate witch has created the social media of later generations. Not surprisingly, this novel social model has received praise from a large number of witches. Fortunately, the witches are not too chaotic and evil towards their own people, so they gave Anjie Lit blocked the opportunity for certain bugs and defects.

For example, the issue of celebrity impersonation fraud has been solved by the authentication system created by Angelite.

We also worked overtime to complete the banning system.

Naturally, the system for P-pictures and posting pictures has also been improved. But it’s still impossible to turn black people into white, or turn tanks into bicycles like in parallel time and space. Currently, there is only a simple function of covering one layer on another layer, but it is good for coding. .

"I still need to leave some memories when I go out to play, and I want to show off that I am having lunch with two beautiful girls." Angelette said while looking down at her phone.

This earth-flavored straight ball was so accurate that it made Jiang Han feel dizzy. Kraken did not insist on anything, but emphasized again:

"Then just mark it properly... By the way, why not take a picture of the food first?"

After the seriousness, Kraken also entered a happy photo time. At this time, the finale dessert of this kind of shop, a banana split full of ice cream, was also served. Angelette used her weird shape, a bit like Retro camera cell phone shot.

Kraken also took out a mobile phone.

The LCD screen was only about five pieces of paper thick, and it had a strong sci-fi vibe that could scare Jiang Han to tears. Needless to say, it was the phone that Kraken rubbed himself. This high-tech mobile phone can also be equipped with a camera similar to a floating cannon. The hand rubbing technology is really too strong.

As for Jiang Han’s mobile phone...

The pink and white Tutu slider phone is also the most useful phone currently produced by the Witch manufacturer. Although it is a slider, there is no numeric keypad inside. Instead, it is like a touch screen version for control.

If you look closely, it looks a bit like a laptop.

But no matter what kind of mobile phone it is, the witch's mobile phone has been equipped with a camera function from the moment she was born. This seems to be a brand new social model.

After the three took photos of the dessert banana split and shared the photos, they started taking group photos.

Angelite sat in the middle, Jiang Han and Clarken were on both sides, each holding an ice cream cone, and then used the automatic camera function of Anjie's phone to take a classic photo of a school girl.

As soon as the filming was finished, Anjie took care of it and posted it on social media.

Because Jiang Han's account also followed her trumpet, and so did Kraken's, so I received it immediately.

After clicking on the social interface, you can see that Angelette, whose account ID is [French Master], has uploaded pictures of food and a photo of three people with their faces covered by a weeping lion head. Many comments were attached:

‘It’s delicious, it feels delicious’

‘Is earthy love about to begin? ’

‘It’s never over. ’

'Embrace left and right, humiliate, law, people'

I can’t tell that Angelite, a otaku, is so talented in running social networks. Her account has 24,000 followers. You must know that witches can only access the Internet and love it in only a small area, even among students. It hasn't become popular yet. Every once in a while, one of them will be shouted at by various younger sisters.

It feels like a place where a group of middle-aged people over 30 to 40 years old release themselves, a filthy place!

But it’s all because of salaried people. This kind of attention comes from salaried people who can afford membership fees!

By the way, Li Lisi has the second largest number of followers on the trumpet account. Because of her remarks about being straight and accidentally slapping her thigh when taking photos of handicrafts, she actually became Angelette's 'internet prisoner' at the same time. They were banned together for 5 minutes because the plot was too light. If it hadn’t been for the large number of followers, they probably wouldn’t have been banned, but because of this, they gained the attention of 170,000 fans.

One of the more funny anecdotes is that when the big account on Li Lisi’s social network launched the Secret Keeper’s armed belt, it was not sold out. In the end, the small account blushed and launched a wave of fans to sell out.

The most outrageous thing is that after the sale, many witches actually sent her private messages:

‘Little sister, you can just follow that witch, why bother following a stupid guy? ’

‘Take off your followers, please. It’s true that the Iron Dragon is cute, but please look at what her tweets are like: ‘The work is going well’, ‘The office is great’, ‘The work is going well again’

...By the way, within organizations such as the Keepers of Secrets, Muhai, and Night Watch, it is still known that ‘this account is the boss’s account’, which is simply a public execution.

Jiang Han's account has about 1,100 followers, of which about 300 people have named her, 500 people have bought her wine, 50 people have had special dates with her (Witch House promotion), and 10 great people have Witch trumpet, 30 relatives or friends of the great witch, and 100 photographer fans. The most frightening thing is that the only people who are paying attention are only about 10 random people...

They're all detectives.

...all, all police detectives.

By the way, there are more than 20 teachers!

Jiang Han fell into deep thought.

My recent A2 mock test has been stable at 75 or above without any leaked questions. Is it time to relax and study and manage my personal account... This, the follow list of this social account is simply unreadable.