Witch for All 1994

The shopping day was completely ruined.

Or rather from the beginning.

The idea of ​​having an unrealistic ‘extra vacation’.

It's completely an illusion.

...Under the afternoon sun, Jiang Han left the house.

After she contacted Qin Shunying the day before yesterday about the extra day off, the store manager called again yesterday and informed her in a cheerful voice:

"Miss An's roll call, 2,000 yuan."

Angelite's money is money.

Money is not nobler than money.

If the income exceeds RMB 10,000 this week, including a batch of agaves grown in two months, the monthly income will be around RMB 100,000. If Anjie is scheduled to repay RMB 100,000, it will be paid off in more than fifty months... ...Jiang Han couldn't help but pursed her lips. Because she owed money, she didn't dare to go shopping. She was afraid that the excited consumption impulse in the witch's body would cause her wallet to lose weight again.

After waiting for a while at the bus station, she waited for the Long Bus on Line 2.

This kind of bus has recently made progress in the negotiations between Kraken and the Dragon Tamer. It has appeared frequently in the city and has occupied a very large area in the Griffin bus network.

The bus body of a small dhow that can comfortably accommodate 20 people, and the medium-sized dragon's flight ability that is smoother than a griffin, make them extremely popular. ;

The fare is also much cheaper than the Griffin car.

It costs 2 yuan to run a district, which is 50 cents cheaper than the Witch Bus.

She took the Dragon Bus and spent 4 yuan to go to the night watchman camp.

After getting off the bus, Jiang Han reluctantly spent 50 yuan on a visit ticket at the ticket office at the entrance of the camp...

Angelite is indeed one of the best witches among all the great witches. She opened the Night Watch Camp as a tourist attraction, and the 50 yuan ticket is an IQ tax!

"Please give way, please give way." Jiang Han passed through a large group of witches who were marveling at the scenery, skillfully found a small boat, and jumped on it.

The Nightmare Night Watch Witch on the boat stretched out her little paws with a smile on her face:

"This lady, you can go directly to the famous landscape King's Landing Palace for only 19 yuan for a round-trip boat ticket, and you can enjoy the scenery along the way. King's Landing Palace is a great palace in the center of the witch world. It has lived in 16 kings of the world, Ludwig The lady made a perfect 1:1 model of it..."

Anjie, I really have you...Jiang Han took out his wallet with a numb look on his face.

It must be said that with the extra income, the night watchmen are very motivated and have a good service attitude.

Jiang Han has been here many times, but never once did he hear these night watchmen introduce the scenery along the way.

And it’s a very eloquent introduction.

After admiring about forty or fifty scenic spots along the way, she finally arrived at the White City where the King's Landing Palace is located.

After getting off the boat, Jiang Han staggered to Baicheng and was about to enter when he saw another witch wearing a night watchman uniform walking over and asked her for tickets to enter the city.

"Viewing ticket?" Jiang Han flipped up his hair and asked with a shocked look on his face.

The Night Watch Witch smiled and nodded:

"The viewing ticket allows you to enter Baicheng, enjoy the perfect scenery, and experience the glorious career of Baicheng in the 18th century. The racecourse, knight's course, golf course, and archery range can all be tried for free. You can also personally experience the internal life of the world's largest steam airship airport. .”

"How much is it?" Jiang Han had a reluctant smile on his lips.

The Night Watch Witch smiled sweetly and said in a calm tone:

"30 yuan."

Miss Angelette von Ludwig, you ***, I am **, C****

After handing over the viewing ticket, Jiang Han walked step by step to Junlin Palace.

Because Baicheng is also a 1:1 model, this section of the road is not close. For a witch who has not practiced much, it is almost life-threatening. However, Jiang Han observed the large number of tourist witches around him, with excitement and curiosity on their faces. , not tired at all.

People who paid the IQ tax... Jiang Han saw that this group of tourists were holding milk tea cups with Q version Angelette and Q version Sharon Curie prints in their hands.

By the way, Sharon Curie was acquired by Anjie due to the bankruptcy of her laboratory (Anjie also went bankrupt), and at the same time, all her portrait copyrights were packaged away.

Therefore, even if these two mascots create more than tens of millions in value profits every year, they are not worth half a cent of Sharon Curie.

The names of these two mascots were An Q and Xie Q. Jiang Han was curious and ran to the milk tea shop next to them to check the prices.

The first is ordinary milk tea, which costs about 15 yuan a cup.

Then, in Jiang Han’s opinion, there was milk tea with An Q or Xie Q stamps on the cup, priced at 25 yuan a cup.

Finally, both mascots are present, and it also comes with an Anjie neat Q-version photo sticker, which costs 45 yuan a cup.

And none of the above will be refilled...

In his previous life, Jiang Han found it hard to say who was responsible for the culture of scenic spots. After all, the "company that cannot be named" had already had this kind of consumption in scenic spots before.

But in this life, in this world, there is no doubt that Angelette is the beach girl.

After entering the second floor of White City, you can see retro Victorian-style buildings, huge brass steam engines, mahogany phone booths, deliberately dressed night watch witches wearing black single-breasted coats and silk top hats, and whatever The twin mascots haunt them wherever they go.

However, compared with the fantasy series on the first floor, the mascot products on the second floor are An Q’s various letter-painting paints.

There are also various earthy slogans:

[Let the ultimate witch protect your handwriting and secrets]

【Thorough security engraving】

[She will convey confidential words to you]

…

At the same time, there is also the retro Millionaire board game. The currency in it has also changed from cheap banknotes to brass coins with the heads of An Q or Xie Q. There is a representative monetary value in the upper left corner. It is simply a great collection. Taste.

Jiang Han is also very interested.

Unfortunately, when I asked about the price, a set was 599 yuan.

Even so, she has also seen many witches buy a set on impulse. No matter how rational witches are, their models are still based on human standards. Impulsive consumption is not uncommon among them.

On the way, we can also see Anjie’s weird ideas that are ahead of the world.

"Squirrel Club's new 001 idol witch - a wonderful collaboration card with the Night Watchman 303 Stage Witch." Jiang Han scanned a very retro shop that looked like a pharmacy. The Night Watchmen were selling a very cute idol. It's a Hearthstone card, no, or is it more like Shadow Poem? But all in all, very cute.

But no matter how cute it is, it cannot be denied that this is a kind of linkage...

Next to it, there are also sold comic magazines featuring cute Squirrel Club 001 and Night Watch 303 Witches. Although Jiang Han swears to God, they 303 don’t even know what Squirrel Club 001 is about, but they just stick to it.

It does not hinder tourists, but the witches like it very much, and even spend money to buy this magazine for 120 yuan, and a pack of cards for 230 yuan.

Jiang Han fully experienced the sadness of Sharon Curie.

303 Witch's copyright, portrait rights, and even poster shooting rights are all in the hands of Angelette - you have to pay for the backdoor treatment, although everyone at 303 thought it was nothing at the time.

Later, in a long street of exquisite Victorian-style shops at the entrance of Junlin Palace, Jiang Han had already seen his own 303 Witch version of the puppet for sale, as well as posters with signed photos of all the members - although Jiang Han Han dares to swear to God that their 303 really does not have a group signing event, but this does not conflict with having signed posters at all.

Same style costumes, same style pantyhose, same style dance shoes, single poster, hanging painting, shopping bag, keychain.

All kinds of things made Jiang Han have to wonder whether Angelite was a product of a visitor from another world appearing in this long street. It should be said that even a time traveler might not be as thorough as Angelite!

You must know that Jiang Han and the others have just appeared on a show. They filmed a few behind-the-scenes and talked about it, and then Anjie promoted and operated it into what it is now.

I'm afraid that in a few weeks, the 304 witch will come out!

Arrive at the entrance of King's Landing Palace. Fortunately, King's Landing Palace is Angelite's house, so it is not open to the public, so there is no ticket station.

Jiang Han said a few words to the Nightmare Witch at the door who was selling scale models of the King's Landing Palace, and she entered the King's Landing Palace to deliver the message to her.

After a while, the door slowly opened, and a night watchman came out and took her in.

The overall structure of the King's Palace is quite special. The throne room is between the 1st and 2nd floors. It feels a bit like the 1.5th floor. However, if you want to go to the 2nd and 3rd floors, you must pass through the huge throne room.

Therefore, the first floor of King's Landing Palace is the office of the Night Watcher, while the second floor and above is Angelite's private area.

There's even a small indoor racetrack inside...

The person leading the way was Jiang Han's acquaintance, Miss Nancy, whose appearance was not inferior to that of Cen Jing. Her huge horns had beautiful double curls, and she also had beautiful crystal-shaped red eyes.

"Good afternoon, you look a little tired?" Jiang Han chatted with the other party.

Miss Nancy complained a little aggrievedly:

"Guxiu, Madam asked us to re-check the account book. Guxiu, each page needs 5 to break the curse, lift the protection, and then use the Eye of Wisdom to calculate the accounts one by one, Guxiu..."

Is Anjie sick? Jiang Han almost blurted out. She was silent for a moment and then said curiously:

"Why?"

"The lady is a very, very suspicious person. She even checks the confirmed ledgers more than a dozen times..." Nancy lowered her voice, "Maybe this is a way for the lady to relieve boredom. I heard people from mainland China say that geniuses are all He is neurotic and sensitive, maybe the land people are right about this."

No, no, no, in the eyes of land people, witches are neurotic and sensitive.

Occasionally, if you say "cat", some witches will even have an allergic reaction to this word... Also, if you walk more than 30cm apart, you will be thought, "Does this witch look down on me?" ’ This feeling is so neurotic.

...But Jiang Han recalled Angelite's various behaviors and felt that she was indeed a neurotic witch.

Talking gossip is also one of the witch's hobbies. As a member of the Night Watch, Nancy has a lot of gossip she is willing to share with Jiang Han, such as Angelette's classic confusing behavior.

Because a box of cakes was lost, the entire King City was searched a dozen times that day.

Another example is that one time Anjie suspected that Dinisha had stolen something from her, so she followed her for several months. It was best to make her impatient, and together with three top ghost witches, Anjie was captured in the ghost world. Surrounded.

Of course, the most embarrassing thing is that Dinisha and the others didn’t win...

"Hmm, if you put it that way, Anjie is indeed very suspicious." Jiang Han nodded.

He is still the kind of sensitive persecutory paranoid character who wants to get to the bottom of something whenever he thinks something is happening.

Jiang Han feels that ordinary persecutory delusions are just like that. Witches with persecution delusions usually only show autistic autistic. But if a witch like Anjie has persecution delusions... it's a bit scary.