Witch for All 1994

After paying the deposit, Jiang Han and Chen Ligu, led by the gay witch in sales, took a kind of airship and headed for the abyss node in the ocean at high speed in the cloud flow.

The aerostat floated into the abyss and docked on an empty island in the abyss.

Jiang Han was shocked when he went down.

The environment of the abyss is not as bad as she imagined. There are flowers and plants everywhere. Although there are rivers of lava flowing on the ground and nozzles spraying poison, overall, it is much better than the abyss she imagined...

She was about to talk to Chen Ligu when she suddenly saw a group of witches wearing protective suits, using spells to kill a group of demons without mercy and take their blood.

They poured the demon's blood into a basin and poured a large amount of seeds into the basin.

Then, these witches rode on brooms and randomly threw these seeds to the ground of the abyss. And after those seeds fell to the ground, sunflowers grew, dandelions grew, and fresh green grass grew. Everything was so beautiful.

...But Jiang Han only felt that his blood was a little cold.

Of course, it got warm immediately. The witch's ability to accept this kind of scene is very strong.

"The environment of the abyss is special. If you want to completely transform this place, you won't be able to use brute force..." The sales witch probably saw the customer staring at the land of the abyss in a daze, so the sales witch introduced it casually.

Jiang Han shook his head quietly.

The witch's "not using brute force" was obviously different from what she imagined.

She looked away from the witches who were 'working hard on the land' and saw the volleying steel rails between the sky islands, with the cable cars hanging on them, and the hanging Vulcan cannons that could rotate under the cable cars, as if to prevent these machines. The sound of the cannon affected their hearing, and the muzzle of the gun was equipped with a silencer from "Witch Xunsi".

When they ride on it, there is a very comfortable built-in sofa seat and indoor air conditioning that is indispensable in the abyss.

The cool feeling made the sales witch wipe the sweat from her forehead and smiled with wet eyes:

"It's much more comfortable this way. Everything about the abyss is good, and the aboriginal people are not bad either. It's just that the temperature is a little higher. Hey, one day we install a condensing generator here, and the weather will get colder."

If you count nuclear winter as a witch improving the environment.

That witch is really a master of improving the weather in other worlds.

Jiang Han felt the comfortable cool breeze and couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief.

"The Abyss is really hot. I heard that 20 years ago, this place was comparable to the Basketball Desert." Chen Ligu opened the refrigerator in the cable car with a familiarity. There were cold drinks in it, including a Coke for the European Witch. , there is also sugar cane juice for the Witch of the East, and beside the refrigerator there are snacks such as beef jerky and ham skewers.

"Oh, who says it's not the case! 120 years ago, demons were everywhere here. There were 20 layers of underground rock formations, and demons fought on each layer. It was really an evil and bloody race." The sales witch took I picked up a remote control and pressed it, and the cable car door closed.

The front armor was also opened, revealing bulletproof glass so that the witches could view the surface of the first abyss on the cable car.

As the cable car moved forward slowly, the sales witch talked about the history of this place:

"So when our witches came in, it was quite troublesome. Those demons were hiding underground and wouldn't come out!"

"How to solve it?" Chen Ligu asked.

The sales witch showed a bright but bloody smile unique to witches:

“Aren’t rivers of lava everywhere here?”

Jiang Han, who was listening, shuddered.

She shook her head helplessly. The witch was indeed too cruel in these aspects.

After leaving the abyss area filled with green grass created by the witch, we finally arrived at the real abyss area with complex terrain.

A large number of lava rivers, confusing poisonous fog, sand rivers everywhere, and desolate mountains.

No small number of demons roam the abyss.

"We rarely question the way of survival of other races, but we have to say that demons are the most chaotic kind we have encountered." The sales witch said with a smile, her words slightly mocking.

Jiang Han sensed this, looked away from a demon that was eating other demons, and asked:

"What's the question?"

"How to survive." The sales witch pointed at the abyss soil under the cable car with her cane. "Comrade, you see, they fought yesterday, they fight today, and they will fight in the future. There is no fear, and there is no everything we call intelligent creatures. Characteristics of pursuit of meaning.”

"But maybe this is the meaning of their existence." Jiang Han said.

She is considered an existentialist and believes that as long as it exists, it has value.

The marketing witch chuckled:

"The meaning of their existence has been defined. They are afraid of us. You must know that fear is an ancient product derived from the emotions of intelligent creatures and is also the raw material of emotions."

Witches don't like studying philosophy.

The witches believe that all the havoc they have caused is because they have helped the witch race.

At the same time, they also have another set of joking theories.

‘The most common theory of alien theism is: any joy is provided by false gods, and any suffering is tested by false gods’

‘Then we witches may be the ultimate test of their suffering’

… They bring misery to those races with full of teasing, and mock their beliefs. Including all the fear of the abyss, the witches have long been here and sincerely desire to fall. Unfortunately, the Fall is not worthy of them, and the only thing that is destroyed is the Fall itself. The only thing that was destroyed was the abyss itself.

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Generally speaking, there are two ways to choose to hire a servant army.

The first way is to go through these companies, read the list and make a final decision.

Another way is to spend a certain amount of money to personally go to the company's territory to look for potential stocks.

Jiang Han was initially suggested to use the first method, but after a little hesitation, she chose the second method.

This isn’t because she has a problem in her mind and wants to spend more money to choose it herself, it’s because she realizes it!

Your own magic value requires a certain degree of decency!

That is, a great witch like her needs to hire witches to blow water, hire elite witches to fill her appearance, and prepare some future witch subordinates. When the time comes, it will be necessary whether it is to start a business or open an alchemy chain store. of.

But generally speaking, excellent witches are not easy to hire, and if they are hired, they will run very quickly.

So she decided to select some good seedlings from the servant army, inject them with her own blood, and transform them into a kind of witch similar to the 'Familiar Witch'. Not only can this save a lot of money, but it can also be planned as an investment.

The great witch Loya has done this before. She went to a plane and organized a large number of bear servants. This is how her band of bear witches came to be.

——It's a pity that Luo Ya doesn't accept real bears, otherwise Jiang Han really wants to apply for an opportunity for his ice bear to go to Luo Ya for further study.

Jiang Han sighed vaguely, but then he set his eyes on the abyss with great energy.

Although after being cleansed by witches many times, the density of demons in this land has long since lost its original density, the number is still good, like wild leeks, growing in bunches.

This is also the reason why the witch likes the demon servant army so much, it’s a renewable resource!

You don’t have to worry about finding mates for them.

Demons don't need sex!

As long as the corpses of other servants are thrown into the River Styx, a new demon worm will climb ashore from the river in two days and enter the Witch Demon Breeding Factory.

After injecting a large amount of evolutionary fluid sufficient for demon evolution, it was then thrown into these areas to grow wildly.

Of course, different companies cultivate demons in different ways.

For example, the Chinese Witches Association is relatively honest.

Give the demons an injection of genetic programming to let them learn how to use firearms, and then continuously throw the scrapped firearms into the abyss, increasing the intensity of the demons' daily battles, thereby selecting better demon genes for the next generation of transformation.

Although Jiang Han has never seen a demon, he also knows that the demons in the training center taken over by the National Witch Association are all one or two times larger than the normal size and have a fierce appearance, which is very suitable for witches to hire to cosplay demons...

No, that's not right!

Isn't this the real demon army?

...Jiang Han was stunned, then picked up the information map and pretended that he hadn't thought of it.

"I want a few body types, dragon-like demons!"

"More demons that look like wise men."

"Finally, two more succubi."