Witch for All 1994

"Do you know how outrageous that woman is!"

Jiang Han, who was wearing fox pajamas, shook his legs and shouted aggrievedly to Cen Jing while sitting on the sofa.

Cen Jing carried a large pot of hot pot, placed it on the coffee table, and put a lot of meat next to it. At the same time, she threw the cheese into the hot pot without hesitation. At the same time, the beautiful Jing Jing blinked:

"Really? She wasn't chatting with you. The chat was pretty good?"

Cen Jing raised her left hand and tapped her left index finger with her right index finger:

"Look, you and she are both idols; you and she both have potential; you and she are both from Nancheng; you are both high-level professionals among witches; and you are both very beautiful...we can talk to each other. Isn’t it great?”

She was the one who caught me... Jiang Han sniffed, smelling the aroma of cheese and hot pot, squinting his eyes, purring with satisfaction, then widened his eyes and puffed up his face:

"I don't want to talk to her! She's so annoying, she's been pestering me all night..."

"Hey, is she pestering you?" Cen Jing blinked again, with a smile in her eyes.

Jiang Han pouted aggrievedly, scratched the hair beside his ears in annoyance, finally sighed and told the truth:

"...I originally wanted to eat bacon, griffin bacon, dragon bacon, venison, and a lot of meat, but she kept pulling me to talk, and I was starving to death!"

It's so embarrassing...Jiang Han felt that if Jingjing hadn't insisted on asking, she would never have said, 'I'm unhappy because I can't eat meat.'

It’s almost like what Qin Shunying trained herself to say:

A cold meal will make you chat, not actually eat!

But she couldn't help it. The witch's stomach was a bottomless pit. She wished she could eat the entire buffet of meat alone to fill her stomach.

Hearing this answer, Cen Jing looked amused and didn't know what to say.

Jiang Han glared at her.

Jingjing covered her mouth with her hands and narrowed her eyes.

Fortunately, her appearance supported the emoji, otherwise this moment would have been a key point for the historical status of Cen Jing's appearance to decline significantly.

Is it that funny? Me, I'm just hungry! Damn it, in my previous life, when the leaders held meetings, didn’t everyone eat like crazy after listening to the speeches? Why can't I come here? As expected, she is a weak little bourgeoisie who does nothing but formalism. Like us in our previous lives, even if we ate with big shots, we still had food to eat, and there were 20 dishes! It's not like this Lao Shizi buffet party, where he talks without letting anyone eat...Jiang Han's angry hometown dialect came out.

She stared at Jingjing who was suppressing a smile again, and stared for a while:

"Huh, laugh if you want."

"Pfft..." Cen Jing almost laughed so hard that she almost covered her stomach. After a while, she recovered and waved her hand, "Ha, ha... I can't do it anymore, Han Bao, why are you so cute?"

Ha, you are also a little bourgeois... Jiang Han hugged his chest and stared at Cen Jing coldly.

After Jingjing calmed down, he said again:

"But this is indeed a problem. The witch has a high appetite and high consumption. It is quite pitiful to miss one meal... So, in addition to the hot pot, can I make another pot of cheese and chicken baked noodles?"

"I want it!" Jiang Han's eyes suddenly lit up and his little paws were already waving, "Remember to fry 5 more... no, 10 eggs!"

"Huh? You guy..." Cen Jing shook her head and asked curiously, "Witches don't like eating eggs very much, why do you like them so much?"

"I learned it from Li Li!" Jiang Han said without any psychological burden.

"Li Li?" Cen Jing frowned and thought for a moment, "Isn't she also a witch?"

Jiang Han showed a thoughtful expression:

"She is a fox. Foxes like to eat chickens, so Li Li likes to eat eggs."

"..." This formula shocked Cen Jing.

After the beautiful witch was speechless, she showed an expression of "As long as you are happy", walked to the kitchen, and asked:

"Can you eat spicy food?"

"Oh, do you know what my colleagues at the Witch's House call me? Hot girl, hot girl." Jiang Han felt proud.

The witch was speechless again and gave a rare puff of her face:

"Then I'll make it spicy."

Listening to the sound of the kitchen, Jiang Han nodded, and quickly cooked a whole plate of mutton in the hot pot, dipped in sesame sauce, sesame oil, and minced garlic, and ate it in one go.

Because the witch has a breath-freshening spell, there is no need to worry about breath problems, so there is no fear of garlic and mutton that ordinary women have.

Jiang Han gulped down another plate and finally felt something padding his stomach.

This race gets hungry too easily. Fortunately, they can eat anything... Jiang Han thought as he ate.

After finishing about 10 plates of beef and mutton easily, she took out her mobile phone, opened it and checked her mailbox. At the same time, she kept glancing at the TV from the corner of her eye. Today's program was the replay of the Erin Cup, where A Lin was brutally executed by Anjie, and she also Guests provided analysis and explanation.

——This kind of self-absorption is the daily life of a witch.

"...This fast attack, this quick attack, this mobile battle, really deserves to be the first in the world witch rankings, the strength of the Top 1."

Jiang Han listened to the guest's explanation, with a small question mark in his heart.

Didn’t Ah Lin lose? Why did he sound like he had won... She glanced at the guest and found that it was Ji Haijun.

oh! That’s okay!

Ji Haijun Tielinza!

...The dirty words on social networks suddenly flashed through Jiang Han's mind.

As witches, creatures who accept things faster than people on land, they evolve faster and faster online.

Since the words "An Za", "Lin Za" and so on were coined, finally today, some witches feel that "Za" alone cannot describe some single-minded people, so this phrase evolved again.

‘Lin Xiaonu’, this taboo word finally appeared.

But due to the rigor of the witch, even this vocabulary has been traced back to its roots, resulting in the ultimate humiliation on the vocabulary encyclopedia:

[Lin Xiaonu: The first well-documented witch described as ‘Lin Xiaonu’ was ‘Ji Haijun’]

He even made up a joke:

[Being beaten in a dream: It generally refers to the fact that the filial daughter Lin heard Ah Lin’s voice in her sleep and was frightened awake, and then she wrote in her diary, ‘Lin Zhaojun won the championship again’. 】

Anjie hasn't been made up yet, probably because Anjie hasn't lost yet!

When she loses, there will be a good show!

Jiang Han vowed that she would be the first An Xiao daughter.

Probably because she had something in mind, she opened her mailbox and found Anjie's email lying quietly in the 'Important Mail' position.

Since Chen Ligu's office was assigned a lot of commissions by An Jie, their relationship has become closer and closer. Jiang Han has also become half of An Jie's employees. Almost all work matters are sent through emails, and they will definitely Mixed in a few earthy love words...

Angelique is such a witch, she can be said to be a smart person among smart people. She writes about both official and private matters, making it difficult for Jiang Han not to read the email.

You must endure the earthy love words and read your emails carefully.

Using the spare time to work while waiting for the new dishes to be served, Jiang Han recently discovered that he has also contracted the witch's problem:

"...Anjie has a lot of work emails."

Jiang Han puffed up his face.

She opened the most urgent one, which read, '303 Stage Witch Second Phase Recruitment'.

Basically, Jiang Han was asked to kidnap some witches to become idols.

I have to say that Anjie has ideas. In the past, the only thing that happened was that the Pretty Girl Witch Agency (the predecessor of the Idol Agency) was poached by the Squirrel Club. However, Anjie asked Jiang Han to poach the Squirrel Club. The goal was to poach Meiying.

——As for whether the crew of the Squirrel Club will explode after poaching Meiying... the wicked Anjie has never thought about this!

The second point is that the second-term students may have to tentatively conduct online live broadcasts. Simply put, Anjie has to start a new life again.

Since the second phase is mainly about games, Jiang Han's two friends, Tang Wen and Li Yun, were also designated to poach.

As long as you bring Tang Wenguai to the 303 stage, you can practice with her however you want!

Jiang Han's plan flashed through his mind and he looked at the next urgent work document.

The content is about the linkage request from the Good Night Girls group. Since the right to accept or not accept the linkage request lies with Anjie, this email is only to inform the time, and Jiang Han has the privilege of making time suggestions.

Because Angelite holds 2.7% of the shares of Ship of Theseus, this linkage is also driven by Anjie.

The schedule is as long as 3 months, and within 3 months there will be a linkage between the first and second-generation students of 303 Witch and the first- and ninth- and tenth-generation students of Goodnight Girls.

——Because Rosa is a first-year student and has not resigned yet.

"However, the managers of Good Night Girls are really bad. From the first issue, they started jumping around, singing, dancing and accepting commissions. By the tenth issue, it was still the same... On the contrary, Anjie, a latecomer, was going to do it in the second issue. It has evolved in the direction of a game anchor."

Jiang Han muttered.

She has become more and more witch-like lately!

I don’t really like this kind of profession that takes a lot of time to do. If Anjie hadn’t held the contract in her hands, she would have wanted to leave! Just be a lazy bartender...

While she was thinking, Cen Jing had already prepared a large pot of cheese chicken noodles:

"Stop looking at your phone, it's time to eat noodles... Aren't you very hungry today?"

The rich aroma of cheese and the golden noodles made Jiang Han take a breath and shook his head intoxicated:

"I'm always hungry!"