Witch for All 1994

"There are three points to traveling to another world: goal, preparation, and means."

"Target, what is our goal? Is it the source of magic in that world? Is it the abundant resources of that world? Or is it just to kill a few natives for fun?"

"Preparation, signal eggs, cat lanterns, disguises, intelligence collection. The witch's prestigious reputation in multiple dimensions is not shaped by individuals. If you want to maintain it, everyone must act with caution and be fully prepared."

"The method is to spread witch disease, create a large-scale plague, tame native creatures, destroy the basis of their survival, and construct an "alien world with the witch world as its core."

——"Alternate World, Folding Space, Occupying Land Formula Book"

"..." Jiang Han put down the book in his hand and took a long breath.

"Alternate World, Folding Space, Occupying Land Formula Book", the author of this book is Bertha Gertrude De Forest, a well-known great witch and literary giant. The book she published is listed as one of the top 50 valuable educational book series in the world.

These include:

…Why invade another world?

...the usual types and resource distribution of other worlds?

…how to prepare for an invasion?

…Common ‘cleaning up’ and ‘ruling methods’ after invasion?

…

The book has 163 chapters, covering more than 20 different disciplines such as management, social behavior, common physiology, general introduction to common psychology (because the witch believes that psychology is not systematic)... and more importantly.

The author of this series of books must undergo strict review before being issued a book number. This also means that Miss Bertha has a 'writer's license' and a 'writing skills assessment' exceeding level 5, which also makes the book's various complicated descriptions It is written in a witty novel note-like style.

The author Bertha used her rich experience, including five years of various interviews and collection of "little knowledge and rumors" circulated among witches, as well as evidence collection experience, to finally write this masterpiece that has been handed down from generation to generation, Invading the World. A model education book.

What makes Jiang Han feel a little ironic is that the author Bertha even won the "Nobel Prize" in the world of witches, the Anna Turner Peace Prize, and won it twice and was nominated nine times.

"Oh, the judges for the Anna Turner Award are all pure local witches. I heard that they also have that kind of secret club, old-school and evil." She stared at the book and stretched out her hand to twist her hair.

The hacking formula book costs about 7,500 yuan, and it is a real and expensive knowledge series. It was also the special kickback that Chen Ligu obtained for her after negotiating with Lanyi Integrated Company...

Giving books is not considered a gift, and since it is a gift of knowledge carrier, no tax is required.

This also led to many contracts in which the transaction price became lower, but after the transaction was completed, each other gave each other books and magic books.

The top 50 educational book series are all valuable! Jiang Han thought happily that the bookcases in her home were all filled with magazines and newspapers, but they lacked some such beautiful, expensive and respectable books.

Squeak.

There was a sound at the door of the reception room, the door opened, and the sound of light footsteps sounded.

Jiang Han didn't look back when he smelled a light scent of pine, a soft embrace hugged him from behind, and warm breath blew behind his ears.

"The sun is almost out, why don't you go to bed?" Cen Jing's lazy voice sounded.

Jiang Han struggled for a moment, turned around, and glared at Cen Jing complainingly:

"I haven't showered yet, I haven't used the massage chair yet, I haven't cut my hair yet, I still..."

Before she could finish speaking, the other party pinched her face hard.

Cen Jing yawned. As a witch who grew up among witches, her biological clock is the same as that of witches. When the sun comes out, she is most sleepy and wants to sleep.

After taking a shower, she looked very beautiful even without makeup, with a bit more elegance than usual. The lamb pajamas she wore were also very cute:

"Are you going to sleep here today? I can prepare a quilt for you."

Today is the tacit agreement that both sisters will not go home and leave the house to Ms. Ye and Comrade Xuan... Jiang Han nodded obediently:

"sorry to bother you."

"..." Cen Jing hugged her chest and looked at her with a strange smile.

Jiang Han shrank his head and shifted his vision:

"Well, is there anything to eat?"

After every 'please', I would ask for food... She sighed softly. Through many records, she found that the Siren Witch's food intake should be considered to be the smaller type of witches. However, based on comparison, Jiang Han found that her food intake may be about 1.4 times that of ordinary witches!

As a result, every time after troubling others, he would casually ask if there is anything to eat.

"Hey, didn't you come back from eating ham today?" Cen Jing smiled maliciously.

"I'm greedy, okay!" Jiang Han puffed up his face.

Immediately, she turned her eyes, her gaze resting on the plush horns on the beautiful witch's head, and she said maliciously:

"By the way, Jingjing, did you know? Only rams have horns..."

The witch pursed her lips and slightly curved her mouth:

"So, you mean that I am 'attack'?"

Her voice was low and meaningful.

Jiang Han waved his hands and smiled a little scared.

But before she could speak, Cen Jing smiled softly again and said loudly and clearly:

"...There are only fried noodles, crispy chicken, and beef shank. But if you want, I can also make you a bacon and tomato salad."

"Gu." Jiang Han tilted his head, raised the corners of his mouth a little, and looked sideways in embarrassment. While looking at Cen Jing, he said softly, "Smoke, more bacon, and more noodles."

"You're hungry, I understand." Cen Jing yawned and walked to the kitchen.

Jiang Han watched the figure disappear from the door of the room. He was stunned for a moment before covering his face with his hands.

Well, there are too many good women among witches... Hey, there are too many good women among witches, right? No, it's too A... No, no, no, how can I describe it in the words of a fan... She rubbed her face hard and blinked.

…

…

A big bowl of noodles, a big salad that could keep a mainlander from eating for a whole day, and three pounds of beef shank.

After swallowing it in one breath, Jiang Han's stomach was full.

Delicious...Caroline's meals mainly use high-end ingredients, while Cen Jing's cuisine is unpretentious and uses simple ingredients to make delicious meals...Finally satisfied, she stroked her belly and felt her digestion. And reopened the formula book worth 7,500 yuan.

Study it carefully.

Record carefully.

Complete your notes.

The witch's respect for knowledge and intellectual rights is pathological. Even if she buys a book, she will hardly show it to her relatives and friends. She will only share the book if the other party 'also owns the same book' .

Although Jiang Han did not have such morbid thoughts, he still said the same thing:

【When in town, do as the Romans do】

Since you can't share books, both morally and according to the customs of witches, you can share your notes. This is within the scope of permission.

——But even within the scope of permission, many witches are still unwilling to share their notebooks with others.

"Jiang Miao needs one copy, Jiang Luanxin needs one copy, and another 'concise version' needs to be written and put in the family library..." Jiang Han sighed inwardly as he multitasked.

Toot…

A vibrating sound was heard on the table, and she thought suddenly, looking at her phone. A line of crooked text had already appeared on the LCD screen filled with magic mist:

[You have received a new mass email from ‘Blue Uniform Integrated Company-Human Resources Department-Task Arrangement Staff’]

coming!

She immediately became energetic.

The invasion process of Witch Company is actually very simple:

1. First recruit a group of witches with charisma

2. Call on a group of witches who come in because of their appeal.

3. Witches who were recruited due to salary issues

When the witches have been recruited enough, they will start to issue tasks, arrange teams, and conduct combat exercises or group competition training.

It should be that enough witches have been recruited now, and the blue-clad troupe has set the stage and begun to publish tasks, lists, and some company official documents to let the recruited witches understand the overall situation report.

At the same time, this is also one of the hidden rules:

[Last exit time]

If the time cannot be arranged properly, if 'foreign phobia' occurs temporarily, if 'postpartum depression' breaks out, and you want to withdraw from the mission of exploring or conquering another world due to the above reasons, this is the final withdrawal time limit. When this step After completion (usually one to three weeks), quitting will result in reputational reprimand and loss of reputation.

That's a particularly serious consequence.

Jiang Han opened the email and glanced at the beginning:

"After the efforts of the Human Resources Department, we have finally recruited 560 witches. We will form 112 study groups according to 5-person teams to conduct in-depth study of other world development, exchange experiences and share the learning process with each other. After research by the board of directors It has been decided that the study group will last for 16 days. If you have any inquiry or conflicting opinions about the group members, please apply to the Human Resources Department to change the group before the deadline..."