Witch for All 1994

Jiang Han had to admit that he might have some social fears.

This is not a social fear that is reflected on the surface or in her work.

Like many diplomatic experts, their private lives have become socially fearful. The same goes for Jiang Han. If the witches in the study group were her guests, she would probably be almost familiar with them, but if she were a stranger she met for the first time, her future partner?

This is much harder...

Fortunately, the leader of the group, Miss Tan Yue, is an outgoing, lively, and chaotic witch.

In the private chess and card room of the Fishman Village Tavern, Jiang Han was sitting on the sofa solemnly, listening to the melancholy Liu Lin Shu playing the pipa next to him.

In the distance, Miss Tan Yue was waving her wine glass and playing with two ladies, Yang Daijun and Kang Xuezhen.

The witch is such a creature. She drinks a few drinks when she is happy, and drinks a few drinks when she is unhappy...

Even the most powerful witch in the world cannot change her innate interest in food and love for drinks... Jiang Han muttered inwardly while drinking the ultra-low alcohol pineapple draft beer, which was slightly sweet, The taste of carbonated drinks and beer made her feel like a little witch.

I will practice it, I will practice it!

Sitting next to her, Miss Lin Shu, with a face that made people want to be bullied in all kinds of ways, looked over and blinked:

"It's rare to find a witch who likes juice-flavored beer."

"Then you've seen one now." Jiang Han replied with an irresistible smile, "What about you? Miss Shu."

When Jiang Han asked this question, Lin Shu, who had a sweet and angry appearance, turned her eyes slightly and quietly looked at the siren witch who was talking to her.

She quietly scanned from beginning to end:

The opponent's eternal knot eyes, shaped like broken ice crystals, are proof of the bloodline of a top-notch sea monster.

The other party's breath has a slightly unique fragrance. If it is not a specific mouthwash, it is a natural radiator of super witch disease.

The other party's clothing brand is always 'Fan Zhuo'.

Her clothes alone can buy me a complete set of equipment, including a staff... I heard that she is an idol? She is still a cover idol, and she makes more in a week than I do in a month... Haha, should I lament that cover idols make money quickly, or should I lament that adventurers make less... Miss Lin Shu rarely felt a little unbalanced in her heart.

If Shang Ruo switches to a parallel world, he should be jealous at this time and start to become a perfect cannon fodder.

However, Miss Lin Shu is a witch.

Miss Jiang Han is also a witch.

When a witch has something that makes another witch envious, the choice is no longer only 'rob her' or 'steal her', but also 'steal her' and 'rob her'. Moreover, Jiang Han's appearance is also the type that Lin Shu thinks is very good.

When a witch is interested in another witch, not even God can stop them.

"Free love" was the slogan.

Even if your enemy is a witch a hundred times more powerful than you, that's okay!

So, Lin Shu put on her eager smile again and said:

"Like you, I also like juice-flavored beers."

She's lying. She consumes three bottles of vodka a day at home.

The cute Siren Witch blinked her eyes, her face puffed up unconsciously, and she smiled softly:

"very good……"

This was almost a 'haha' expression, which made Lin Shu react.

As a typical scumbag who has always fluttered colorful flags since childhood, she immediately realized her mistake, smiled softly, and said in her slightly melancholy natural tone:

"...Actually, I'm not good at drinking. I'm practicing, so don't tell others."

In an instant, she seemed to see a bright light.

The siren lady's lips subconsciously curved up, and she tilted her head happily and embarrassedly:

"...Well, I'm not very good at drinking either."

This expression was too easy to read, which made Lin Shu feel a little guilty.

She remembered the time she flirted with her distant cousin who was still in elementary school, and her expression was so easy to read.

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Everyone who plays musical instruments is a scumbag. What if this scumbag is also an adventurer? That would be even worse.

Jiang Han instinctively felt this when Lin Shu's tone was gentler!

Qin Shunying taught her about six typical types of scumbag girls.

playing music;

professional squash;

Those who love fishing and group bathing in hot springs;

to be an adventurer;

The name is Angelette;

And any school of illusion majoring.

If you hit one of them, you might still be saved, but if you hit two, 'tsk tsk tsk', if you hit three, be careful if she invites you to a hot spring with a group of people in the early morning.

In a world where good women and scum women are equally divided...pure children like me must protect themselves...Jiang Han remained vigilant.

Leaving aside the topic of scumbag and scumbag, it was very pleasant to talk to Lin Shu!

She is very knowledgeable.

She has plenty of social experience.

She can always talk about topics that Jiang Han is very interested in.

This led to Jiang Han and her chatting all the time, from the beginning of the drinking party over there, to the time when the three guys came over and chattered like drunk cats, and all of them shrank on the sofa...

Most witches have long hair, while short hair is almost shoulder-length, and they usually don't stay long.

For example, Li Lisi had short hair for a while, but eventually returned to long hair.

This also made Jiang Han feel that these witches were like big cats, fluffy and huddled on the sofa, burping and purring.

Jiang Han stared at Tan Yue's hair that was thrown on her body and couldn't help but touch it.

It's fluffy... The hair of witches definitely doesn't look like that of land people. Their hair is more like softer hair, which is very smooth when rubbed... and it's not easy to lose hair... She was filled with praise in her heart, I secretly touched the confused elder sister Kang Xuezhen's hair again. It was even softer, reminiscent of Minase leather, and it was shiny!

Tan Yue made a fish-man cry, which made Jiang Han feel a little friendly.

After Tan Yue mumbled some fish-man language, she turned over and asked lazily:

"Hello, don't you two have a drink?"

"This is the tradition of witches. After meeting a companion who is also a witch, we spend the whole day drinking together. Ha! Although there is no such strict rule now, as a temporary team, we still have to abide by some traditions..."

According to tradition, we now have to wear clothes that reveal everything, find a hot spring, and turn the hot spring into a cannon spring... Jiang Han twitched the corners of his mouth and smiled softly:

"I'm not very good at it."

Kang Xuezhen, a big drunkard, lay softly on Lin Shu's pipa:

"practice."

Miss Yang Daijun, who was a little cold before but now has turned into a husky and kept giggling, kept giggling and nodded:

"practice."

Miss Tan Yue fully understood the wishes of the group members, fully understood the various solutions within the group, and came to the perfect conclusion:

"practice."

If I could practice it, none of you would be able to escape today... Jiang Han muttered to himself.

Boy Mom, Boy Mom, Boy Mom, Boy Mom, Boy Mom

All I can think about is male mothers.