Witch for All 1994

Holding the cat lantern in your arms is like holding the universe.

Jiang Han rubbed the cat lantern and followed Tang Wen into the cave room.

A large and comfortable room has been built here.

A huge bubble cave bed is placed in the corner. This bed is an evolved version of the cave bed, a fusion of a water bed and a cave bed! The mattress inside will be as if it is floating in water, swaying back and forth, just like a gentle hypnosis, and the interior can simulate the galaxy, and there are also hanging pumpkin lanterns that absorb heat and snowman lanterns that can be used as air conditioners!

A bed costs nearly 60,000 yuan!

In this day and age, 60,000 yuan is simply a more luxurious act than buying the best broom.

But still the same sentence.

Compared with the Chinese people in the previous life, the biggest difference between the demoness witches in this world is that they are very willing to spend money. If they can make themselves happy, then it is normal to spend any amount of money, but they will never borrow money to buy enjoyment items, but only borrow money to buy expensive appliances they need.

but……

If their financial situation allows, they will not refuse to enjoy it.

Obviously, Miss Tang Wen is also a rich woman with a small amount of savings, so she is generous in sleeping.

Jiang Han also bought a few cave beds for friends, but they were all cheaper handmade versions made by Caroline.

Next to the bed, there is a square box of about three square meters. The outside is made of thick and brightly colored sea dragon wood. The inside is covered with a thick dragon skin blanket. There are nozzles that spray massage water jets in the four borders. The top is A shower head that simulates falling rain.

Just seeing these two things, Jiang Han could imagine Miss Tang Wen's usual life in the early morning.

You must first lie down softly in the bath box, soak comfortably for more than an hour, and then get into the cave bed as soft as light, and then feel as comfortable as drifting. He was so convinced that he fell into sleep.

There will be absolutely no pressure.

No more headache after getting up.

"Huh, I can't tell you're enjoying it so much." Jiang Han said with a hint of lemon.

Tang Wen smiled, put her hands on her hips, and said with a smile:

"Be kind to yourself, as the saying goes, if making money is not to live a more comfortable life, then why make money?"

Typical consumerist thoughts! If every witch didn't find many ways to make money when they were in a hurry, I'm afraid the world wouldn't be so peaceful... Well, in other words, if the witch organization didn't go to other worlds to harvest wool at fixed times, then I'm afraid it wouldn't be able to support so many people. The witch class... Jiang Han roughly discovered the characteristics of the witch class through a period of research.

The witch class is similar to the middle class in the Victorian era and close to the gentry class in ancient China. One thing they have in common is that they enjoy the benefits brought by the country's strength and enjoy the treatment of the country.

But one tends inward and the other tends outward.

This resulted in both of them ultimately becoming a huge burden on the country, and even becoming a major cause of death.

But as a race that is very good at shearing wool, witches can easily feed a large number of witches.

Using the predictions of the witch pessimist who is the most rigorous and best at mathematical models in the world:

"The solar system can only accommodate a maximum population of 672 trillion witches. If there are any more, they will have to leave their homes."

Anyway, Jiang Han wasn't too pessimistic when he heard the news, but he felt that the alien race might be pessimistic and want to commit suicide after hearing the news.

Well, by the way, Anjie is quite pessimistic... So Anjie is researching cheap air island technology that can float in outer space.

"Do you want to drink bamboo wine?" Tang Wen asked.

"You do?" Jiang Han was a little surprised, because Tang Wen didn't look like she knew how to buy wine.

Tang Wen jumped up and ran to the huge TV, where there was a small refrigerator.

After she opened the refrigerator, she turned sideways and let Jiang Han take a look. Inside was a medium-sized man-made storage space, which contained about six to seven hundred knots of bamboo wine:

"I'm quite sensitive, and sometimes it's hard to fall asleep. Although it's hard to wake up after falling asleep...haha! But I have a unique secret recipe, this..."

Tang Wen quickly grabbed two pieces of bamboo wine, turned around, closed the refrigerator door with her slender and flexible feet, jumped to the side of Jiang Han, and handed one of the pieces of bamboo wine over:

"After drinking two cups, take a shower, drink two more cups to rinse your mouth, close your eyes and you will fall asleep soon."

Hey, I can’t tell that huskies also drink... Jiang Han threw away the cat lamp, took the wine in the bamboo tube, bent down, kicked off the short boots he wore when walking outside, stretched his sweaty soles, raised his head and smiled road:

"Well, this wine doesn't make you drunk easily. It's very suitable for those of us who don't drink too much."

"Yes, it tastes a bit like sugar cane juice." Tang Wen pulled over a large low sofa, a large, comfortable sofa chair that was almost like a carpet.

After Jiang Han sat on it, he saw Tang Wen kicking off her shoes and jumped up.

Boom!

Jiang Han was shaken up and fell into the sofa.

After landing, she had a look of surprise on her face, and pinched Tang Wen's waist unruly with her little paws.

"Hey, it's so itchy...what are you doing?" Tang Wen shook her body, her hair messy and mixed together.

Jiang Han rubbed it again, feeling the tight feeling in his hands, and said curiously:

"Tang Bao, how much do you weigh?"

"One hundred, more than one hundred, right?" Tang Wen was a little unsure.

can not tell!

Jiang Han was a little surprised. After all, in terms of appearance, although Tang Wen was a relatively normal height for a witch, she didn't look too tall because she was very nerdy and Husky-like, and she also looked quite small.

Out of curiosity, Jiang Han stretched out his sinful claws and lifted up the other person's clothes.

"Hey!" She exclaimed and saw an unexpected picture.

Vest line!

Tang Wen, a witch who either plays games or plays games every day, and even sells wine to customers who say "I want to play games with the witch in the abandoned house", actually has a vest line!

"Hey." Tang Wen straightened up proudly.

Could it be fake? Jealousy was at work in Jiang Han's mind.

She lowered her head and glanced at her little paws, and thought of a sentence in her head, 'Fake things will break when you poke them'!

So, she found the angle, gathered and spread her claws, and pressed down all five of her curious claws.

"Ouch!"

It's true... Looking at Miss Tang Wen rolling on the sofa holding her stomach, Jiang Han sighed with regret.

Before she could finish sighing, Tang Wen turned her head, with tears in her eyes and gritted teeth:

"You're looking for death!"

Tang Wen raised one hand and showed his claws.

Jiang Han thought for a while, stretched his hands forward, with the backs of his hands facing up, and showed his paws.

"Eh?" Tang Wen noticed something was wrong and looked closer, "Why are your nails so long?"

Envy, right? This is the characteristic of the siren... Jiang Han showed a sweet smile:

"We Siren Witches can do this."

The fleshy membrane under the tips of her claws shrank toward the fingertips, and at the same time, the long nails slowly retracted, and finally turned into very soft fingertips, with the nails barely passing half a centimeter past the fingertips.

When fishing, the Kraken will use an ice gun and the magic bullets it is born with, but it will also use its finger claws to disembowel the fish. It can take out all the internal organs of a salmon in almost half a second.

This characteristic of the Siren Witch has been weakened. After all, modern Siren Witches do not use their claws to attack. But even if this aspect is weakened, they still retain the ability to remove [flesh pads] like cats when they become adults. Exploring the characteristics of the claws.

At most it's not that sharp!

At most it’s not that sharp!

But it still hurts to poke and scratch people!

After Jiang Han finished his demonstration, he glanced at Tang Wen.

As a pure [Mortal Witch], Miss Tang Wen silently raised her hand and looked at her nails, which she had trimmed for the convenience of playing games. They were all smooth.

Disadvantage, this is an absolute disadvantage.

It is absolutely stupid to use this kind of mortal claws to compete with this kind of natural cat claw race in witch claw skills!

"Damn it." Tang Wen released her claws, grabbed Jiang Han's face with both hands, and rubbed it in retaliation.

It's a pity that Jiang Han's face has been rubbed and evolved!

I don't feel uncomfortable at all, but instead I feel as happy as being pampered on a cat.