Witch for All 1994

Jiang Han once again deeply realized the tenacious vitality of the witch.

There are not many creatures in this world that can talk about how many bones they have broken and how many times their brains have been poked open without changing their expressions, and at the same time, they can casually mix fatty beef with sesame sauce and minced garlic, plus three Precisely dripping freshly squeezed chili oil (really, the chili oil extraction is done with magic), and rolled with a few enoki mushrooms that are as delicate as art.

Then feed it lightly into the cat's mouth.

I have to say, Elesa is really an amazing witch!

——Jiang Han said this probably because she really thought Alessa was amazing, not because she was the cat fed by the fat cow enoki mushroom roll.

Her upper and lower lips touched lightly, and the beef was torn open by sharp teeth. First, there was a delicious gravy, mixed with the understated aroma of garlic and chili that came from nowhere. The sesame paste made the nose smell delicious. , and finally snap, the tough yet tender enoki mushrooms carry the rich and fragrant bone broth and medicinal aroma, which neutralizes the meaty taste.

It worked.

Ten points, five more points for Gryffindor, this time it's not because of the 'sweet teacher', but because of the 'sweet students'.

Jiang Han covered his mouth, and the lady blinked reservedly. She straightened her back and took full advantage of her body. Her cat ears drooped pitifully, and her eyes were half-closed like a fox.

Unfortunately, the wink was given to the 'blind man'.

Hey, so blind!

Of course Alessa couldn't see the beauty's face clearly, so she naturally took the fat cow into her mouth and ate it deliciously.

"Sisters, is it delicious?" It took a few seconds for the silly Mary Sue to react and ask.

Jiang Han shook his tail, reserved and ladylike:

"generally."

"Then I'll eat it myself." Alessa probably hadn't studied "Getting Along with Women."

She does not understand the mysteries of womanhood.

I don’t understand that girls say ‘average’ means ‘not bad’, ‘not bad’ means ‘buy me’, ‘buy me’ means ‘I have an appointment with someone else tonight’... Pushing the limits is their symbol, and taming their lovers is their symbol. slogan. This is also an important reason why Ms. Ye Keshu has not told Ms. Jiang Xuan the specific income of her salary card so far. Whenever she asks, she will always say "small thousands" or "large thousands", so that the little can add up every week and every month. Accumulate a small treasury.

By the way, although Jiang Han thinks Miss Xuan is the more honest of the two, Miss Xuan's coffers are more than five times heavier than Ms. Ye's coffers.

After thinking about the small treasury in a flash, Jiang Han twitched his big tail and said angrily:

"I want to eat too!"

Boom!

The door of the room was suddenly pushed open, and Miss Chen Ligu rushed back in a hurry, saying as she rushed:

"Lester did a good job and found the gold falling point. Let's go to bed early today and walk through the sandstorm all morning... Hmm? Hot pot?"

found it? The heavy weight in Jiang Han's heart has finally been lifted a little. Her debts are so high now that she doesn't want to count them, but it seems that many terrible things are not done by others if she closes her eyes... Hey, it's something that can't be done by one's own control, isn't it? It will only appear in NTR games!

It can relieve some stress.

But hot pot is more important.

She immediately used magic to conjure two sofas, and happily occupied one of them:

"Alesha said she wanted to treat us to hot pot!"

The mummy on the hospital bed. Alessa widened her eyes and took a deep breath.

The moment Miss Chen Ligu took out the bowls and chopsticks and sat down.

Alessa quietly told them an ancient witch's fable.

The general meaning is that there was a fairy witch who tampered with a stag hunter's dinner without her friend's permission. For the first time, because the Goblin Witch was too cute and the Stag Hunter doted on her, she didn’t pursue the matter. So there was the second time, and the third time, and finally it reached the point where the Stag Hunter Witch couldn't tolerate it...

"...So the fairy witch is fucked?" Chen Ligu asked curiously with her beautiful eyes widened. At the same time, she picked up two pieces of fat sheep with her chopsticks.

The Chinese witch has always been more interested in the "real part of the fable", unlike the Western witch who likes "he dug a hole, but the act of digging the hole is the fable". Of course, both Chinese and Western witches like The fables of witches are not very philosophical, because witches themselves are not very fond of philosophy, although they may be very good at it.

This straightforward question made Alessa immediately embarrassed. The bandaged Yuanrou jumped up and down, almost escaping and causing the world to be destroyed.

Jiang Han was also very curious about the ending of this fable, so he quickly picked up a piece of fatty beef, put it in the hot pot, took it out and ate it in one bite, then asked:

"How does it end? Is the fairy witch married?"

Probably realizing that the normal method could not make the two bad goblins submit, Alessa silently and wisely picked up the fattest mutton first, rinsed it and ate it!

The three witches ate hot pot, like sisters in the same dormitory, and they finally started to be more open-minded.

Jiang Hancai asked curiously:

"Xiao Ai, what caused your injury?"

Elesa faintly told another ancient witch's fable.

The general story is that there once was a witch whose magic power was as huge as an iceberg, but only with sharp corners; and then there was another witch whose magic power was as huge as a giant ship called the Titanic...

If you understand, you will naturally understand. If you don’t understand, there is no need to understand.

Chen Ligu understood and asked while laughing:

"Is she the ultimate witch? You told her in the fable."

Jiang Han smiled and felt a little scary:

"You mean, even the strongest witch in the world in the eyes of ordinary witches is just the tip of the iceberg? How could you think of challenging her?"

"First of all, I didn't challenge her." Alessa explained slowly, "Secondly, I had a fight with her avatar first, and I was 97 points away from her avatar."

Ninety-seven? Jiang Han suspected that Alessa's head had been hit hard.

Chen Ligu snorted:

"Ninety-seven, ninety-seven to three, is she a good incarnation?"

"This is the strange thing. Her incarnation is also the strongest one among the top witches..." Alessa boasted in a tone that was not 'boasting', and at the same time hesitated, "...but she herself Incredibly strong. With skills, experience, and magic power, I doubt she even tried her best against me. How did the top witches on the battlefield stop her at that time?"

There is one thing to say, indeed.

My friend Pricia, the most bragging thing in life is probably 'her single defense against Angelite'... Although I don't know how much moisture this single defense has, Anjie has never refuted it... Dinisha also defended against Anjie alone, but Historia's only battle record worth bragging about was being beaten up by Ovelia along with other witches... Jiang Han didn't care too much about the quality of his friend's battle record!

It's her turn to brag!

No, you can also say, "I once had a 50-50 draw with Anjie in private practice, and I lost by a small margin!" ’, it’s a boast, but it’s a boast that everyone knows, and Anjie didn’t clarify.

So Jiang Han just smiled:

"She was a bit harsh on you."

I don’t know if Alessa is being careless or just silly, but she actually said in a cheerful tone:

"It's okay, it lets me know how close I am to the top witches in the world!"

Chen Ligu expressed discomfort when the words related to the top witch:

"Sisters, don't be disgusted with me. You two, who have more than 100,000 yuan, are blowing water. I, who have more than 10,000 yuan, am so envious that I want to eat you like ginseng fruit."

Jiang Han opened her neckline, exposing her shoulder straps and shoulders, and said aggrievedly:

"Eat it, I will never fight back."

Alessa wasn't quite used to this rhythm, so she just added silently:

"I'm lying down and can't fight back."

... Chen Ligu's defense was broken in one fell swoop. She simply turned away and ate the hot pot silently while cursing maliciously:

"I wish you two sisters, Marit, a collective success."

Alessa said calmly:

"I don't race Marriott."

Chen Ligu asked:

"Why? Don't you like it?"

Xiao Ai finally broke through his guard and said in a stern tone:

"Don't you think I'm blind?"

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