Witch for All 1994

After putting down the ten-chapter book, Jiang Han picked up the phone, opened the address book with dexterous fingers, clicked on Tang Wen's avatar, and selected the latest no-delay stable channel call option.

*The witch's network signal has always been a mystery, and most of the time it is necessary to use the magic network to dial. A very stable line was launched in January 1995. Of course, phone calls are also expensive.

After the call was dialed, a witch's female voice sounded:

Beep, beep, beep...

... Even after getting used to the witch's various entertaining behaviors, Jiang Han still felt that it was too enjoyable.

After a few seconds, the call was finally connected, and Jiang Han finally no longer had to endure the shame of empathy:

"This is Tang Wen from the Witch's House. Who are you?"

After the call is connected, it feels like a tanned girl in a swimsuit waving to you on a colorful beach in summer. Passion and beautiful voice are combined in a very clever environment to convey a passionate and heart-pounding voice.

No wonder Tang Bao's live broadcasting career is booming. With his enthusiasm and silly feeling, coupled with his ability to suck things up, he is indeed very popular among the witches who account for 90% of the evil camp... Jiang Han carefully wrote down his thoughts. , brewed for a while, and shouted with the same enthusiasm:

"This is Jiang Han! Tang Bao, are you at work now?"

"Hanbao! I haven't seen you for a while. Recently, you always go out at noon!" Tang Wen's surprised voice came over, and she complained about the Cat Lantern Witch who got up at noon to eat and drink, and then ran to Cat Island to catch up on her sleep. The act of sneaking out in the spirit of the night.

Of course, even Miss Tang Wen did not expect that Jiang Han was the cat lantern witch, not the cat witch.

After all, there is only one Cat Lamp Witch in the history of witches (even there is doubt about it), and her identity is the most mysterious great chief, Ovelia.

There are still a large number of great witches who believe that Ovelia should be a pure human witch like the other two great chiefs. It's just that she has been hanging out with the cat lantern for so long that everyone thinks she is a cat lantern witch, that's all! And they also came up with a very valuable reference: the great witch Li Lisi is a pure human witch, but everyone always thinks that she is a dragon puppet witch... no, a dragon witch.

"It's good for your health to go out and bask in the sun at noon. This is a health secret passed down from mainland China." Jiang Han explained with a smile.

"Eh? Does it also have an effect on witches... I'm not at work right now. I'm going to buy some decorations with a Netherworld Festival atmosphere to decorate the room." Tang Wen said.

The Festival of the Netherworld, as a festival for witches, has always been a big sales day and a purchasing day.

Jiang Han smiled and said:

"I also plan to buy some decorations and some props for the cat lantern. You know, the cat witch wants to please the cat lantern, so maybe she can get the cat lantern's unique props!"

As expected, Miss Tang Wen said enthusiastically:

"Hey! I also want to buy some cat lantern props, do you want to come together? I know a very good store, Gu, but the price is a bit expensive, but there are discounts for buying in large quantities. Let's meet at the coffee shop street? Xue Nan."

"Okay, see you at the coffee shop at the entrance of Xuenan Lake." Jiang Han and Tang Wen made an appointment and set off slowly.

…………

The hand-ground coffee kiosk on the corner is a very famous little shop, famous for its super spicy coffee ground with coffee beans obtained from Wiesel*.

*There are a total of 8 different worlds of the main dwarf clan. Wiesel is the one with the highest altitude and the shortest one among the dwarves.

Because it is also at the entrance, it has become a well-known coordinate of Xuenan Lake Coffee Street. Many witches make appointments here at the nearest place, and happily drink a large cup of hand-ground coffee from Wiesel coffee beans.

Just a bit expensive.

"Two glasses of Wiesel hand grind." Jiang Han took out his wallet.

The manager of the coffee kiosk is fifteen years old. As a dwarf witch, she has a sinister character and is shorter than a witch. She stood on a large cardboard box, raised her eyebrows, and looked straight at Jiang Han:

"Not bigger, twenty, bigger, thirty."

whispering sound! So expensive!

Jiang Han took out the banknotes distressedly, counted three ten-yuan notes and pushed them over:

"Add more dragon pepper."

The expressionless dwarf witch puffed up her face, stretched out her hands and jumped up and down, her big thick curly hair swaying up and down. She grabbed a small bottle of coffee beans and put it in a glass bottle.

The Wiesel coffee bean is about the size of the little witch's hand.

She expressionlessly took a cup that could hold about five liters of beer, put the hand holding the coffee beans on top of the cup, and then...

"drink!"

The veins on her arms protruded, and a clicking sound came from her hands.

The fist-sized coffee beans were crushed into powder and dropped into the cup.

...The dwarf witch has a grip as strong as a giant cat lantern!

The dwarf witch with long golden curly hair grunted and held a whole fist-sized dragon pepper in her hand...

After the twice-strong coffee was made, it was pushed to the table. The expressionless blonde dwarf witch shook her head:

"Please use."

This five-liter bottle of Wiesel coffee has an extremely fragrant and fragrant taste that makes people feel relaxed and happy just by smelling it. It lives up to the high price of 30 yuan.

Meow, meow... It's really a pure hand grinder... Jiang Han swallowed, raised a big cup of Wiesel coffee, and took a sip.

Meow!

It's on fire!

Jiang Han's cat ears suddenly stood up, her tail stood straight, and her snow-white face was stained with a heavy crimson color, and immediately...she breathed out flames!

Wiesel coffee, inside the witch! And the saliva was in a violent burning state! Low temperature flame, spicy heat! As the favorite coffee of dwarves, this is not something ordinary girls drink! It is a fiery test that only a tempered woman can drink, and it is the mining witch's drink of supreme bliss! Even in the cold mine tunnels where the temperature is below zero, take a sip and mix it with vodka!

Alas! take off!

"Kabusli too!" The dwarf witch poured herself a cup of Wiesel coffee, took a sip, and patted the table without changing her expression.

*Transliteration, Ukrainian, weak pussy.

Jiang Han wiped away her tears and took a long breath, feeling warm in her stomach...

"Hanbao!" A shout came from not far away.

Jiang Han turned his head and saw a beautiful figure waving to him.

Tang Wen was wearing a nice woolen sweater, and she didn't know how short the skirt was, but in short, the upper part of her thighs covered by the woolen sweater was not exposed by the short skirt. Thick black velvet stockings wrapped around her legs, which gradually faded to black and became more transparent as they went up. She also wore a pair of plush gloves and waved her hands with a smile:

"This way, this way!"

The temperature on Sky Island is generally very cool, and witches often don't like to turn on the heating switch.

Even in summer, winter clothes are still very reliable clothes and are called 'travel clothes'.

"Huha!" Jiang Han stretched out his little paw that was not covered by gloves, put it against Tang Wen's face, and said with a smile, "Hey, it's so warm!"

"Your hands are so cold, why don't you wear cold-proof clothes?" Tang Wen asked with a puzzled look on her face after rubbing her face for a while.

Cold-proof clothing is tights and body stockings, which are very popular among witches. It can be said that there are dozens of pieces of intimate clothing per person. Especially after the great witches brought a burst of "ascetic style" clothing for a while, it became even more popular.

——The standard clothing of the great witch: gold-rimmed black silk witch robe, body-covering gray/black/white body stockings, black dark flower palace skirt, and huge witch hat and boots.

It's a pity that this beautiful, handsome and ascetic uniform is only worn by Li Lisi every day. Most of the great witches wear whatever they like.

Jiang Han also likes this kind of comfortable and warm underwear, but recently...

She glanced at her huge tail.

It’s not processed yet! The cat lantern workshop can only sew rare objects and props, but not clothes. After all, the furry appearance of cat lanterns is their clothes.

So it takes some time for cat lantern craftsmen to understand:

“Make a sturdy hole in the body stocking.”

But she wouldn't tell her the reason, so Jiang Han said with a smile:

"I forgot...ah, by the way, coffee, coffee, I ordered you a cup of Wiesel coffee..."

She handed over the large, untouched cup of Wiesel coffee.

"Ah, thank you." Tang Wen showed a sweet smile, took the coffee, and took a big sip under Jiang Han's expectant eyes.

"Hoola!" Tang Bao breathed out fire! The posture of breathing fire towards the sky attracted the attention of some witches.

One of the witches wearing an orange witch hat pointed to the sign next to her:

"Please be careful about breathing fire when drinking Wiesel coffee. Drinking coffee and breathing fire will set the witch's clothes on fire. The detention center will start in five days."

The dwarf little witch waited for them coldly, taking another sip of Wiesel coffee with an expressionless expression:

"Kabusri too*!"

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