Witch for All 1994

"... Top 5 highlights from the exciting end of the first day of auditions, the first place is from Dinisha from the Ghost Club!"

"In the opening battle, a wonderful battle of one against three not only suppressed the legendary spell of the opponent Miltira, extending the opponent's casting axis to two minutes and forty-five seconds, but also shot down two harassing witches at the same time!"

Reviews:

[Angelette von Ludwig]: Isn’t it just a matter of having hands?

[A Lin single recommendation]: The old Princess of Versailles, close your eyes and win the championship^^

[Gargamel and Nephetian]: The silly netizens' inherent "I can do what I want" and "I can do it if I have the skills" XD

[Gwent.MMia]: Grass (a plant) is me!

[Gargamel Nephetian]: Grass?

[Alice. Aishetian]: Grass?

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"…The second place is Jiang Han, a newcomer from the Muhai Club!"

"In the opening battle, faced with decapitation tactics, one against three, simple and crude violence aesthetics and bloodthirsty nature, directly killed the opponent Batty."

Reviews:

[Night Chicken Killer]: Although he is handsome, his cat ears and tail are cute

[Gargamel and Nephalem]: Damn, how much oil did this sister put on her tail? It looks like it’s glowing!

[The only champion in the forest]: Damn, I saw this girl Li in the bar, girl Han? ? ?

[Strong apology]: Working in a bar, killing three in one appearance, I suspect you are implying that you will never be a world champion beyond A3, and I ask you to apologize! Strong apology!

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Witch Machine is definitely a marketing genius.

In the past, witch duels were always played on the bus. Although the audience loved watching them, their enthusiasm for consumption was not as high as expected.

But things are different now!

Five wonderful shots, all from the opening game. Because the opening battle always results in a one-on-two or one-on-three situation, with some cannon fodder and some blood spilled, the witch always loves to watch it.

As an example of a successful one-versus-three, Jiang Han stood out in the audition that was not very exciting but definitely beautiful. If the first place Dinesha hadn't been too cruel, she would have competed for the first place in the highlights.

After the game, the clubs will not go back to their respective homes, but will gather together to have dinner, chat, and brag about the performance of the game, etc.

The base of Muhaizhe Club is located in the inner ring of Xuenan Lake.

The use rights were leased to the Nancheng Mandrake Club, so soon after Jiang Han and the others returned to the base, the Mandrake sisters also came back.

Taking a bath in the bathroom is not as good as a cat steam room for cat lamps, but it is still a very comfortable experience.

There were about a dozen or twenty symmetrical bathtubs in a circle, and in the middle stood a very short stove, the Leyline Energy Stove, a wonderful prop that can turn mineral water into hot springs, developed by Angelite.

Jiang Han was wrapped in a fixed bath towel and soaked in the water of one of the bathtubs, breathing comfortably.

Plop.

In the bathtub next to her, Miyamoto Suena jumped in. Nana was not on the list this time, so she was very happy.

but……

"Why do you want to hang out for a while when you're not playing a game?" Jiang Han asked.

Nana said lazily:

"Watching the game is exhausting. My nervous heart beats 1,800 times a second..."

"It's strange, we are not in danger at all." Jiang Han rested his head on his hands and blew a kiss to Historia, who was sitting across from her in the bathtub playing with a little yellow duck.

Siya expressed her love to her, grabbed a little yellow duck, and with a flash of flame in her hand, the fragrant roast duck snack was ready.

You don’t even have to remove the hair!

"I'm worried about OFA. I see these poor little girls encounter monsters like you when they first enter the battlefield." Nana rolled her eyes, her pretty appearance was quite good-looking even when she was angry.

While she was talking, a sudden cold wind blew.

Another witch walked in outside the door. Anjie found a bathtub wrapped in a bath towel and sat in. She said in a calm voice:

"Kraken made a teppanyaki barbecue for you to eat. She has had a deep interest and research in cooking since more than ten years ago."

"Is she good at making teppanyaki? I mean, can she really do it?" Li Lian asked, almost melting.

"Her cooking skills are perfect A2, but the witch next to her was frightened by her hair during the exam." After Anjie said this, she closed her eyes, looking autistic and comfortable.

This was the first time I heard about it. Jiang Han slipped out of the water out of curiosity and said to Nana who was still soaking comfortably next to him:

"I gonna go see."

"Go ahead, go ahead." Miyamoto Suina also followed Anjie's example and closed her eyes.

After going out and turning left along the wooden corridor, Jiang Han met Alessa with a tired face on the road.

"Blind treasure!" Jiang Han said in surprise, "How is your group?"

Alessa was rarely lively and calm, and looked depressed:

"I was killed by my teammates in the opening game."

"Ouch." Jiang Han covered his mouth with a look of surprise.

But she already knew that the chaotic habits of witches led them to not only make a collection of Top 10 highlights, but also a collection of Top 10 crotch-stretching shots.

The top shot of the crotch-stretching collection is when Elesa was strengthened by a teammate. The extremely effective piercing sunlight thunder gun exploded from behind, causing her tragic death.

Even the resurrected Blind Bao was very sick, and it was rare for him to stare at his teammates with bright eyes, a good teammate who received the new title of 'Xuan II'.

What's even worse is that Xia Bao was so embarrassed by his teammates. After losing the opening game, he lost two games in a row and fell behind 0:3. Xia Bao had no choice but to play despite the injury again, wearing one and three.

But Xiabao was heartbroken as he considered that he would have to fight with his teammates again in the closing game.

Playoff! Add to death!

Fortunately, she was really strong. After hitting three to score overtime, she hit four again and won a difficult victory for South City Mandrake.

He became the director of an orphanage at a young age. I have to say that being locked into the top spot because he is too strong is not a good thing...

"Stop ouching and come up with some ideas for me later. If you keep ouching again, I will make a decision like Xuanbao." Alessa was very rude this time, which showed that she was really in a hurry.

By the way, I decided to come out with this joke. It seems that no matter in which world, the first decision is worth complaining about.

If you leave the team and stick together, then stick together, and you have to make a decision... Jiang Han blinked:

"How about you talk to Kraken? She is a legend. If you are willing to worship her dock, she will definitely find a way."

The legendary witch who lives in the southern city, the first thing she wants to do is not to meet Anjie, Irene, Li Lisi, or the Witch Association, but to visit Kraken!

Kraken is the local snake in Nancheng, and controls the sea and air transportation in Nancheng. Sea and air are the same word, and do not need to be separated. They specialize in airship transportation. In the past, private express mail was expedited and transported by the dragons. Recently, Jiang Han and the cat lanterns took a share of this business.

The giant cats float not too slowly, but more steadily!

But the price is that the giant dragons are so cautious that when they encounter Meow, they will swipe their tails away... In terms of group strength and average combat power, the Giant Meow is just a plush, round ball compared to the giant dragon. It was just whipped away. good.

Meows just hide!

Small animal overlords still don't dare to show off their tempers with such big animal overlords... Of course, there is news that after Cat Yetta was offended by the giant dragon, the property of the two dragons was directly 'belonged to the cat! ’, after all, Meoweta is a witch-level legend.

Legends are divided into different varieties, and their strength from low to high are:

Ratman level legend, dish's hair.

Giant cat level legend, the same dish is outrageous, but at least it is close to the general standards of the outer world.

A universal legend, with dozens of specialties and toughness, and powerful equipment, it is a universal standard in the universe. It occasionally makes a guest appearance with the highest combat power, and occasionally dominates the world where there is no false god or the false god is not powerful.

Paladin, Mage and Barbarian Legend, Holy Lord Barbarian Father and Son of God, even the very bad Mage Legend (5E), is still inferior to Paladin and Barbarian, and they are still powerful (3R).

Anyone who knows the Legend of the Dragon understands it, but those who don't know it hope to wake up after the dragon smashes your Legend Tower Shield in a circle, "There is no one to slay the dragon who is worthy of a tin can legend like you."

The Legend of the Witch, in the common language of the universe, is called Xia Ba La La, which means ‘don’t touch the level’. There are still many cases of slaying legend-level dragons, but there are almost no examples of killing the Legend of the Witch.

Only the Demon Grand Duke Tesiumia Dauphin had killed one, the Frost Demon had killed a dozen, and the other six or seven had killed themselves here and there.

The witches have no intention of revenge. On the contrary, they find this very interesting.

——Of course, don’t try to insult the witches before killing them, that’s what really provokes the witches. Originally, the Elf Empire was still alive and well, but it decided to use the entire Riddler's Poems and Spells book to commit suicide. It also made most of the creatures in the galaxy see how bad it was to mess with the witch...

"Talk to her? It seems good, but..." Alessa was a little moved.

Jiang Han knew her well. This kind of behavior because her teammates were forced to wear seven at once could indeed drive the witch crazy.

So she patted her chest:

"She is grilling meat for us, let's eat some together, it's just a chat anyway, right?"

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