Witch for All 1994

"Meow, meow, is it really necessary to do this?"

Jiang Han asked worriedly, wrapped in a bath towel.

She huddles in a steaming cat cauldron, which is made from the wood of the cat tree and is completely fire-resistant! Therefore, it was heated directly in a baking stone that was almost molten. Cat lanterns generally have heat resistance, and giant cat lanterns are more resistant in this regard.

Outside the steaming cat crucible was Ovelia, and the sleeping witch spoke righteously:

"Meow, this is the ritual of my magical secret technique, meow! It's closer to a warlock, adding a spell-like ability to you, or...developing your cat's psychic ability... Meow! You actually have psychic powers. , this is easier to handle. You don’t need cats to use rough methods to develop your psychic abilities!"

"But... there's no need to use a steaming cat pot, right?" Jiang Han's cat ears trembled wildly to expel the water vapor as he spoke. The high temperature caused the cat pot to continuously emit water vapor.

She can't even see Ovelia's face without using her giant cat ears to fan her!

Ovelia looked at her condescendingly, raised her chin slightly, and snorted coldly:

"The ancient people still thought that bathing was not necessary. If the witch hadn't used the name of a non-existent idol to say, 'You can only go to Heaven Mountain if you are clean,' I am afraid that the witch has not discovered the two concepts of [cleanliness] and [purity] so far." It’s a key rune. I’m afraid we are still rubbing fireballs to this day, and we are so awesome at dancing.”

From this angle... the wet Aomao has the feeling of a bad woman whose abstinence has been broken... Jiang Han quietly lowered his face to the water, but then raised his head and said dissatisfied:

"But is the cat pot really necessary? I've already taken a bath!"

As soon as he said it, Jiang Han meowed in annoyance and added an explanation:

"I mean, I'm clean... Meow! I mean..."

The more you draw, the darker it gets.

Ovelia laughed:

"Stupid cat, you mean that your spirit and body have returned to a clean state, and you can undertake some magic rituals. Cat, I am begging you not to use sentences you have read in romance novels to describe your state in a messy way. . Please use less words like 'I've taken a shower' and 'I'm clean', and be more professional, okay?"

Jiang Han took a deep breath and nodded:

"Okay, be professional..."

Before she finished speaking, she saw Ovelia, who was wearing a long black dress, took out a tall black chef's hat and put it on her head.

"Meow! Is this what you mean by being professional?" Jiang Han's eyes widened.

Ovelia pretended to adjust her chef's hat and said in French with a strong German accent:

"Expert level."

She took out a book with "How to Handle a Disobedient Kitten" written in a bad mood, coughed lightly, and opened a page:

"...Five spoons of black pepper."

She took out a spoon and poured black pepper on Jiang Han's head.

Meow! This smell...ah, sneeze!

Jiang Han sneezed twice in a row, his eyes were red.

"...Five spoons of white pepper."

Here we go again!

"...Meow's fallen leaf fruit wine, three liters."

The rich aroma of wine made Jiang Han's nerves numb, soothing and swaying.

"...the giant meowing claws rub the pine cones, twenty of them."

Ovelia poured the large pine cones in. The strange thing was that the pine cones were spent as soon as they entered the pot, exuding an extremely pleasant pine scent.

Jiang Han just took a sip and felt like he was falling into deep meditation.

She couldn't help but make a lazy sound and squinted her eyes:

"I, I'm so sleepy... Meow."

"Sleep for a while, and the transformation will be completed automatically." Ovelia sprinkled the last ingredient, "The tail hair of the sleeping witch."

A small strand of beautiful long-lasting hair fell into the cat pot.

It melted away in less than a second. The milky white soup in the entire cat pot suddenly turned into the color of a deep dark lake. Legend has it that the world's first meow came from the dark lake. It poked the tree of origin with its tail and was struck by the thunder on the tree of origin. When it arrived, the meows decomposed into more meows, and slowly grew using the dark lake as their base.

Of course, another theory is that they are cats themselves, but they turned into cat lanterns after being infected by witches. This theory can explain why cat lanterns will not become witches, because they are already cats that have been 'witched'. .

Both theories have their own truths. Jiang Han prefers the second one because the first one is too 'mythical'. In the world of witches, myths have never been true, even the legends of great gods recorded by land people. It's all a prank by the witches.

...Jiang Han fell into a deep sleep amid random thoughts, and the lid of the crucible was also closed.

Steam the cat!

Because the cat lantern has a flame resistance many times stronger than that of a cat, it is possible to perform this ritual of instilling knowledge.

…………

When Jiang Han woke up, he found himself lying on the wood in the cat steam room, with Shar lying lazily opposite.

This witch should be regarded as the most "human" among the sleeping witches. When she saw her eyes widening after waking up, she said happily:

"Aha, the cat that wakes up is like an epiphyllum that blooms."

"I think you're talking about the 'long-sleeping' cat head." Jiang Han rubbed his face and sat up.

Shar and Vera occasionally make jokes about sleeping cat lamps, such as this one just now. Cat lanterns will occasionally say this, but this is not considered malicious, and it is not considered blasphemy for meows. This has always made it difficult for Jiang Han to distinguish the connection between Ovelia and Vera and Shar. Theoretically they are all the same person, but theoretically they are not the same person or cat lantern.

And Ovelia seemed to contribute to this schizophrenic state.

One time, Jiang Han accidentally called Shaer "Mao Wei", and Ovelia stared at her for the whole day.

Ovelia cherishes her name more than she imagined.

"Ovie asked you to go to her place after you wake up. She is watching the golf ball collection in the living room..." Shar hesitated.

Jiang Han asked knowingly:

"Is there anything I need to pay attention to?"

She is quite experienced in how to appease a tsundere, not to mention that Shar is not a tsundere, at most she is a little outspoken.

Shar wagged her tail happily and her cat ears twitched:

"Help me see if Ovie is secretly watching the cat golf instruction channel. Cat thinks something is wrong with her! How is it possible that someone can hit a standard cat club and the occasional cat birdie when playing cat golf for the first time? Cat light!”

The cat club corresponds to the par in golf terminology, and the catbird ball means birdie.

Jiang Han nodded, not agreeing but giving an attitude of agreeing.

When she went to the living room, Ovelia was watching the ranking of cat golf teaching programs. This video was actually... for cat lights!

Because the host of the show is actually a cat lantern! It’s still cat lantern language!

Jiang Han's eyes widened.

I looked at the [1145 people (rising)] next to me and found that most of them were witches!

A witch who doesn’t even understand the language of cat lanterns probably only watches the cat lanterns when watching this show.

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