Witch for All 1994
Chapter 813 Rehearsal of Diplomatic Notes
Although Ovelia went to Anjie's King's Landing Palace to 'get' Anjie's seal, Jiang Han also had to go there.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not here to get a cat.
There is business to do:
Rehearsal of diplomatic notes.
…………
Crystal Lake - King's Landing.
When Jiang Han walked into the living room, he had already seen Historia standing on a table, using a slightly high-pitched voice to arrange the arrangements for the witch civil servants.
Before she could go over to say hello, she was stopped by Caroline.
"Caroline!" Jiang Han said in surprise.
She knew that Caroline had recently received another order for invasion from another world, which seemed a bit bloody. Specifically, it seemed that a certain race wanted to exterminate another race, so she spent a lot of money to hire a witch to help.
——Witches sometimes take on such dirty work, thanks to their good credit and contract spirit.
There was once an alien creature who asked the witch to help him kill the nine generations of his enemy's relatives. Then the witch strictly followed DNA identification, local legal definitions and local folk customs, and was very happy to confirm that the contractor was indeed a distant relative of his enemy. , so while completing the contract, his family was also destroyed. By the way, because there was no contract owner, the witch went on a killing spree in that world.
But Caroline... Jiang Han took one look at Worm Witch's beautiful figure and Wenwen's weak expression, and couldn't imagine her madness on the battlefield.
"Jiang Han, your position during the diplomatic note." Caroline breathed in the air slightly, grabbed Jiang Han's wrist a little harder, and pulled the other person to her side.
During this period, I was not curious about Jiang Han's cat ears.
Although the Abyss Demon is no match for the Witch, it is still an opponent that the Witch remembers fondly.
The two have a certain degree of overlap in business. (Anjie: Unforgivable)
And there are certain similarities in the external attitude of Chaos Evil. (Eileen: Before we killed enough, they rushed up to kill us)
This also offended two generations of great chief witches.
Ovelia didn't pay much attention to this.
"Am I in your row?" Jiang Han followed her obediently.
Diplomatic notes from witches are a new thing. Most [diplomacy] occurs between witches and witches, and notes from cosmic civilizations rarely occur.
The most recent time was in 1990, five years ago.
Caroline took Jiang Han to the front row, where sat dwarf witches, dwarf witches, fish-man witches, goblin witches and a series of dwarf witches, including some unique cat witches.
A dwarf witch muttered:
"Haaaah! Diabolik, I hate Diabolik."
When she was mumbling, she did not take her eyes away from the great mind of Worm Witch Caroline, but showed an expression of 'angry, helpless, angry and bitter'.
【It's really too big】
Jiang Han blinked, but before he could say anything, the indescribably beautiful Balrog witch next to the dwarf witch patted her head and said fiercely:
"What did you say!? I hate dwarfs!"
"What? Dwarfs? Aren't you Balrog witches dwarfs? At any rate, we are not taller than you!" the dwarf witch said angrily, shaking her thick long hair into braids.
The quality of the long hair of dwarf witches is much better than that of siren witches, so many witches will use various methods to secretly trim their hair. Historically, some elven witches (now called genie witches) secretly cut their hair and lived in it. The long hair of the nearby dwarf witch triggered an extremely serious conflict between the servant army and the witch, known in history as the "Long Hair War".
... No matter which plane they are in, dwarves and elves have to cause something to happen.
Most of them were bloody conflicts.
Ignoring the quarrel, Jiang Han raised his head and asked:
"Should I sit here?"
"Well, I'm next to you." The worm witch pointed to the right side of Jiang Han's position, a whole row of worm witches!
They were all blond, soft-spoken, and beautiful witches with great minds. They chatted with each other in a very ladylike manner.
Of course, if you hear what they talk about, you won’t think they are ladies.
[Worm Witch A: Have you, sisters, ever tried...shabu-shabu hot pot with fish brains, and then sprinkled...garlic sesame oil? 】
[Worm Witch B: I am...brain, from the sashimi sect...]
Meow!
Caroline sat down gently and took Jiang Han to sit down as well.
This chair is neither a bench nor a folding stool, but a high-backed sofa chair that is very comfortable.
Jiang Han blinked:
"Caroline, what do we need to do in rehearsal?"
Caroline opened her mouth slightly, moved her lips, and took another sip of air:
"Sit down."
"Sit...should we do nothing?" Jiang Han was shocked.
What kind of rehearsal is this?
"Do we need to do anything else?" Caroline was also shocked. She was even more shocked than Jiang Han and said, "With the Ultimate Witch here, the only thing we witches need to do is to watch the fun. , by the way, let the alien visitors feel the enthusiasm of the witches."
This is true.
"Does it mean that every witch is invited by a diplomatic note?" Jiang Han checked the function of the seat. As expected, it was equipped with the function of summoning drinks from a certain refrigerator, so he ordered some for himself. A glass of carbonated sparkling lychee water.
"Only beautiful ones. After all, witches also have to be vain." Caroline was sincere.
In this regard, the witch always likes to swell her face and pretend to be fat... But this statement is too harsh. After all, the witch's average appearance is not low. No matter how ugly she is, she can still be said to have pretty features and is very standard Xiaojiabiyu.
Jiang Han turned his head and glanced, feeling that it was indeed pleasing to the eye.
At least the witches present are in line with the aesthetics of witches, and the civil servant witches themselves are from the elite class. They basically fall into the middle to upper range of witch looks, and they are all very good-looking.
"Then why did Anjie call Xia here? And let Xia arrange it..." Jiang Han was a little confused here.
Although Historia is already a very standard witch, her aesthetics still have some devilish style, including the buildings and interiors.
Jiang Han didn't think that hanging a copy of "Dante's Inferno" on the wall was an act of welcoming other alien races.
That is a bloody painting! It is tens of meters long, and after a lot of corrections by the devil, it is a detailed picture of the torture of hell... The author is Olmitany G. Person, an expert on the historical torture of witches, and you can also She is a folklorist and the senior sister of the seven members of Greedy Umbrella, the most popular competition team on the market.
Caroline slowly turned her head to look at the painting. After a moment of silence, she took a small breath and said:
"Because the target of our diplomatic note this time is the Frost Demon. They are a little crueler than us and prefer the atmosphere of torture. They are the kind of people who enjoy the ghost candles roasting the humanoid souls while eating, and regard the screams at 90 degrees as... The bad seed of music.”
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