Witch for All 1994

"I will help you find a specific cat, even a giant cat, but I need a salary budget of 400 yuan per week, and a meal budget of 100 yuan per week for dried fish, beef, and chicken." Mao Xiumei looked relaxed, He revealed the price as if he was relieved.

Jiang Han also breathed a sigh of relief. The monthly expenditure of two thousand yuan is not bad.

She also gave the memo to Mao Xiumei, who was a very professional secretary, Mao Deng, who could easily help her arrange her schedule. More importantly... this was a giant cat! She's easy to talk to. Even if Jiang Han doesn't want to go out according to the schedule, she will only discuss it, instead of raising her chin slightly like a witch butler, showing a sarcastic but polite smile, and saying a bunch of insults to your cat character without saying anything. Dirty words.

It was already late at night after I took care of all the sundries, records and treasures at home. The moon appeared completely, which was the time when the witches were most active. Jiang Han coughed lightly and looked at the diary:

"Cat Xiumei, we have to go to the Sea Shepherd Club now. Can you help me find a cat to drive?"

"Of course, as long as you give the dried fish to the cat, the cat can find all kinds of cats for you." Cat Xiumei took out a strange prop from her tail.

Like an ancient telephone, with a mahogany exterior, a gramophone-style loudspeaker microphone, brass decorations, and a gemstone and silver dial, it is fixed above a wooden box of this prop. Inside the wooden box is a dial pad, as well as a decorative gold quill and fake ink made of rubies.

Mao Xiumei coughed, spit out a gem yarn ball, and stuffed it into the loudspeaker.

The loudspeaker blared ‘Meow! Meow! ’ coughing sound.

Weird... furry... Jiang Han thought.

Mao Xiumei shook her cat ears and shouted in her tender voice:

"Call Cat's car price service, meow meow meow, vehicle type..."

"Unicycle." Jiang Han lowered his voice.

Mao Xiumei raised her voice and shouted:

"Ghost's newest wheelbarrow."

A meowing coughing sound came out of the microphone again, as well as a very cat-like sound of 'matching a nearby meowing'.

Cat lantern wonders, powerful equipment made from various cat lantern abilities... Not necessarily powerful, but definitely interesting and convenient enough... Jiang Han smiled pure and asked curiously:

"Do you just need to pay for the dried fish?"

"Occasionally, a greedy cat will ask for barbecue and pie, and even greedier cats will ask for money, but most cats only need a small box of dried fish." Mao Xiumei raised the corners of her mouth twice quickly, Just like constantly moving its whiskers, "A cat's life is spent pursuing a sufficient amount of dried fish. It is not until many years later that the cat will have the idea of ​​'working hard'."

Such is the relaxed cat life.

While they were chatting, the machine had already matched them with a driver.

Boom boom boom boom.

The entire machine continued to shrink and expand, like a machine in an animation, and made a heavy sound.

A few seconds passed.

It shrunk to the size of a cat lantern for an instant, then suddenly expanded to the size of a giant cat, and a cat lantern spewed out from the huge horn!

Then it slowly became smaller.

The cat lantern that was sprayed out was a blue fur cat lantern with a big smile that spread to both sides of its face. It looked like a very bad cat.

As soon as this bad cat came out, he meowed and asked:

"Cat! Cat heard someone recruiting cat drivers with two boxes of...no, one, meow! Half a box of dried fish, right?"

Blue Cheshire Cat Lantern is a bad cat, but very timid. Although he often blackmails witches (using evidence that they touch other cats), he only dares to blackmail half a box of dried fish.

Mao Xiumei took out the small box used for cat lantern trading from her pocket.

A kind of vine box.

Cats often use their rest and sleeping time to arrange their tails to do some mechanical work, such as weaving boxes made of vines. A standard vine box that can hold two pineapple-sized boxes is the standard box in the cat light gene.

Made entirely from vines.

Mao Xiumei took out a wooden ruler from her pocket and put it inside, then threw the dried fish into it. After weighing half of the box, she handed the box to the blue Cheshire Cat Lantern.

When the bad cat got the box, he couldn't wait to grab a small dried fish with his slender tail and stuffed it into his mouth. He ate it and commented:

"Meow! Meow! Among the top ten dried fish that cats have ever eaten! Meow, meow, meow!"

Jiang Han was a little unconvinced:

"Only in the top ten?"

"Cats don't lie!" said the blue Cheshire Cat Lantern. "The cat is the cat who stole the dried fish in the restaurants of the Last Witch, the First Witch, and all the great witches!"

...I have to say that even an inconspicuous cat lantern may have done something that even your own Xifu has never done.

Jiang Han had nothing to say.

"I know you are powerful, so follow the cats." Cat Xiumei said.

Even if it is a bad cat, this long and slender tail is so cute. I want to pet it... Jiang Han resisted the idea of ​​rubbing the cat and walked out quickly. After greeting Ovelia under the blue Cheshire cat light, Then he took them all the way to the small garden at home.

The unicycle Jiang Han bought was parked inside, and next to it was a counterfeit unicycle. It was obvious that in the middle of meowing, he suddenly wanted to watch a cat golf show, so he put it down neatly and ran over first. Saw it. I have to say that cats’ personalities are indeed quite erratic.

Sitting in the back of the car, Jiang Han also made some small modifications. He bought a car of pretty good dragon skins and made a dragon skin cushion in the back. It was very comfortable.

Clang.

Chibi's cat Xiumei also got in.

In the driver's seat of the unicycle, the blue Cheshire cat light floated up, poked it several times with its tail, picked out a small driver's seat, raised the position, and adjusted the small steering wheel.

"Muhaizhe Club, meow! It's quite close!" The blue Cheshire cat suddenly jumped up and down happily, bouncing twice, "It takes three minutes to drive and exchange for half a box of dried fish. The cat is really smart!"

Implying that I'm stupid? Jiang Han glared at the cat lantern.

The cat Xiumei held her belly and meowed, laughing.

But after the blue Cheshire cat light started the unicycle and concentrated on driving, she secretly whispered in Jiang Han's ear:

"It's a good thing to suffer some losses. Cats know that when the cat lanterns think that the giant cat is easy to cheat, then the giant cat will have many cat lantern fans. Everyone likes to do business with Cat Yetta because they think Cat Yetta is honest. . This has brought many benefits to Catyetta, and also brought a lot of trade to Catyetta."

Jiang Han looked at her, stayed for a moment, and smiled:

"Thanks."

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New Year's Eve! Meow!