Witch for All 1994

"...The midday news channel on August 15th! This is your dear friend from Nancheng, Chen Jing! Next to me is today's guest, Teacher Yu Sitong! Say hello to everyone, Teacher Yu!"

"Hello! I am a noisy and unlucky person. I have lost ten battles and failed to win a single one. Yu Sitong is about to retire!"

"...Teacher Yu is really good at joking. He lost ten of the ten games there, and lost all the fifteen games there. It was a huge defeat, so he can only appear on this show! Come on, what interesting news happened in Kangkang today? Well, today in Milan There was a rebellion of the servant army, which was caused by the issue of treatment... What does Teacher Yu think about the fact that the salary of the servant army has been improved recently, but the level of rebellion has increased? "

"Hey! This is because the treatment has been improved. It is very bad for the servant army to realize that 'they are actually being treated'. Once they realized it, they did not realize that the witch would execute all the rebels. After the incident, they will engage in unnecessary rebellion that can only cause property damage."

"...Oh! It is indeed the opinion of an old-school witch, very stable. Well, the next news is that today's witch gold list exchange rate is another good day, and the interstellar exchange rate continues to rise..."

Click.

In the club lobby, Kraken used the remote control to turn off the news channel.

She was sitting on a chair with a thick book on her lap. Next to her was Li Lisi, who was a little uneasy. She also had an open book on her lap.

Both are comic books…

"Kraken." Li Lisi shouted at a loss.

Kraken pushed his eyes closed on the bridge of his nose, raised his chin, and raised his eyebrows:

"uh-huh?"

"I, isn't it good for us to use the golem to be lazy like this?" Li Lisi's face was full of confusion, and even the look in her eyes when she looked at the coffee brought by the maid in the club next to her was a little full of guilt.

Kraken closed the comic book and tapped his temple with his finger:

"Relax! Relax, my friend. This is how the golem is used, to relax us and allow us to accumulate energy... You never think that the whole purpose of becoming a great witch is to 'serve the public' Right? No?"

Li Lisi's eyes widened and she said, 'That's what I thought! ’ innocent expression.

Kraken sighed:

"...Then let me put it another way. Do you know what the consequences of studying magic for a hundred years will be?"

"Become stronger?" Li Lisi replied.

The corners of Kraken's mouth curled up slightly, revealing a smile that was definitely not a 'compliment':

"She will go crazy. Being too obsessed with magic will cause the witch to have an illusion, 'My abilities are constantly improving and are already several times what they were before.' But in fact, when encountering a genius like Anjie, In an instant, this kind of witch will go crazy because of the time she wasted... Therefore, how to grasp the points of 'mortal entertainment enjoyment' and 'exercise magic ability and work wholeheartedly', for the stronger witch The more important it is.”

Kraken imparted some life experience to Li Lisi.

For example, where is the most fun place in Qinhuai, Nancheng? Another example is the knowledge on how to raise an intimate person... and various tips on how to avoid being caught by the paparazzi in the witch. Li Lisi blushed when she heard it!

After imparting his experience, Kraken looked at the remote control in his hand and asked Xia and Jiang Han, who were chatting and writing papers together in the club lounge:

"What channel to change?"

The three tails of the master and apprentice hit the floor at the same time, and they said in unison:

“Cat golf ball show!”

Jiang Han recently played a game of cat golf with Ovie...it was unexpectedly fun! All kinds of accidents that happened during the process were actually included in the 'normal process of the game'! It's quite interesting and quite a bit of a joke, and the cat can also secretly pick up the ball with its tail and throw it out. As long as it's not discovered, it will be counted as a 'hit', no foul!

It’s very interesting, and all the tricks that cats can use can be found on the ‘Foul Rules’! As long as you are not discovered when using it, there is no foul.

No wonder Ovi was completely defeated in the peak match against Cateyeta...

Cat Yetta is a cat with thousands of tails. It’s not too easy to commit a foul. It’s also too easy not to be noticed after committing a foul! Even Ovelia failed miserably... By the way, although Ovie is the eternal cat lantern and the most powerful cat lantern, he is only an amateur player in cat golf.

And Cateye Tower has dominated the golf world for 150 years.

It can be said that Catyetta is the pinnacle of the golf world, Jordan + O'Neal. Ovelia, on the other hand, looks like Jordan who retired to play baseball... However, Ovelia is addicted to food and has to challenge Catyetta every two weeks to receive a notice of defeat.

Shia, on the other hand, was tricked by five bad Meows into tricking Pharaoh Meows into handing over the precious cat-cat spider silk satin.

However, Shia's former body is a devil, and her latter body is a witch. She is simply a gate breed among gate breeds. She immediately deceived these five bad cats, and in turn won these bad cats through cat golf balls. salary!

The salary of ordinary bad cats is nine cat silver coins, and they owe a lot, so every week their direct leader (Cat Lina) will give their nine cat silver coins directly to Shia, and Shia will take half of it. , that is four point five!

In this way, these bad cats will need ten months to pay off their debts, during which they will always receive a reward of 4.5 silver coins.

Therefore, there is one more cat lantern proverb!

Four or five sets of cat lights!

——Specially refers to a bad cat who deceives other cats, but is deceived in turn!

I just don’t know if Shia will be counterattacked for playing underground cat dice.

"Stupid apprentice! Why did you quote this paper here?" Xia suddenly exclaimed, and her two tails angrily poked Jiang Han's waist twice.

Meow!

The Pharaoh cat lamp... is indeed a very bad cat lamp!

Jiang Han resisted the urge to rank Xifu as Xijiang, twitched his cat ears, and looked curiously at the citation column of his paper.

Recently, she wrote a paper about the plant of the Dark Lake Eternal Flower. Since this plant appears in the lower realm of cats, it is difficult for witches to find it. They can only find it through a river in the witch world called the Eternal River, which is well known to other witches. Get a point.

Except for some witch bosses in academia who know a little bit about it, only the two-meter-five-meter-tall Tide Witch knows a little bit about it.

This is very true. The big witch knows because they have the resources to get this flower for research; and the big witch knows because they are a race drifting in the eternal river.

However, Jiang Han, as the Cat Lantern Witch, does have a lot of hidden resources. Even for academic blood-sucking, you don't have to carry too many sucks from other witches. You only need to let Anjie take a sip... After all, only Anjie has a complete set of papers on the research on the Dark Lake Eternal Flower.

Don’t think that Witch World only needs [squatting registration] to obtain patents or academic patents.

You have to come up with the real thing!

For example, in Anjie's most famous case of preempting the [Ley Veins Energy Refining Machine], she first spent an afternoon inviting Irene to have a sip of tea, and during this time she quickly wrote a A principle paper, a verification paper, two experimental reports and a practical operation video. Only then did he grab a patent from Irene. Of course, when Fu Loli found out about it, everyone was dumbfounded.

The ruthless academic machine is talking about Anjie.

Jiang Han is studying the principle of the amplifying effect of the Dark Lake Eternal Flower on the Ghost Witch, and how to make the Eternal Flower potion. Due to her previous role as the Third Son Solvent, she still has a certain reputation in the circle of witch alchemy academics. After all, not every 'academic girl' is so beautiful and tall... No matter how poor the alchemist is, how powerful the enchantment is, this is the truth!

This paper also took a long time to create. During the process, Anjie's paper "The method of refining the medicinal liquid of the Dark Lake Eternal Flower and the fission properties of its manifest state due to observation" need to be quoted.

Jiang Han looked over it carefully and found nothing wrong, so he shook his head:

"What's the matter?"

Shia hated the iron and said:

"I'm telling you not to use the papers from Witch Paper Network. This paper was written by Anjie's apprentice Lily Cabell, but it was registered in the name of her teacher... Since Witch Paper Network only records the first paper update, That’s why you should cite the paper of Magic Network, "FNNDP, Anjie, You Scumbag" by Lily Cabell."

"Oh...oh!?" Jiang Han finally realized that the name of the paper seemed a bit wrong...

Shia rubbed her tail awkwardly, coughed lightly and said with a sweet smile:

"...So the paper format and paper naming format you develop are very important, very important."

She repeated 'very important' twice in a row, hinting at why some witches hate quoting other witches' papers...

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This month’s perfect attendance has been completed again!

Cat works so hard!

Meow!