Witch for All 1994

In the early morning, the sky outside was already bright.

Oh!

With a serious face, Vera closed the curtains, shrank back into the sofa, took out a chicken nugget from the super fried chicken bucket in the hands of Shar who was sitting next to her, opened her mouth, and stuffed it into her mouth. He showed a smile with narrowed eyes and shook his head, and his cat ears twitched back and forth.

Shar gave her a ten-second unblinking glare, her cat's tail raised.

Ovelia was lying on the sofa, bending her legs behind her waist, doing what seemed to be some kind of stretching exercise. After a while, she gave up and lay on the sofa, yawned lazily, and lifted herself from the ground with her tail. Among the approximately fifty or sixty packs of eaten potato chips, I found an unopened pack, opened it leisurely and threw it under the sofa, and then took it out piece by piece with a cat's tail to eat.

Click, click, click...

Click click click...

In the dark room, the only light is the cat lantern witch's tail and cat ears, and the cat lantern film playing on the TV:

"Travel to Cat Mountain"

The story is about a group of cat lanterns who tried to steal the dried fish from other cat lanterns by pretending to be sick cats. However, they encountered real crazy cats and were beaten all over their heads along the cat lantern railway. Comedy story of escape and chase.

The story is absurd and interesting. Except for the fact that the lead character Mao Lan needs to be injected with a temporary mad cat potion, and the supporting character Mao Lan has to bear the process of being chased by the crazy cat protagonist, the script is interesting and entertaining.

"Meow! It's not fun, it doesn't look good at all, Amu!" Shar complained, stuffing two pieces of chicken nuggets into her mouth, the cat's tail rolled up the corn soda and took a big gulp of it.

Crackling!

Her face underwent a lot of deformation, the chicken nuggets and corn soda had a lot of effect, and it exploded!

Boom!

Her cat ears suddenly stood up, and then lay softly on her head, emitting smoke.

"How about cat golf? We still have time to play early morning games." Vera suggested.

Ovelia's eyes rolled like water, her body slid on the armrest of the sofa as if she had no bones, she sat up with her waist twisted as if twisting her body, pouted, and made a sound of dissatisfaction. He suddenly became alert, twitching his cat ears and licking the back of his left hand:

"We have to tidy up the house, otherwise the stupid girl will be angry with us when she comes back."

The whole living room has been made a mess by the cat, it's a mess! What a mess! ! !

Empty bags of potato chips, empty wine barrels, eaten chicken bones, the exquisite dragon skin carpet on the floor covered with grease, fragrant free-range chicken skewers, and at least a dozen messy stockings As well as disposable slippers, oh, there are also mouse balls that the cats flick around with their tails when they are bored. This kind of toy will make the "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" from the R2 robot in Star Wars! ’ scream, very interesting!

Oh, and there are also the balls of yarn spit out by Cat Lantern, and the remnants of two consecutive days of booze-fuelled parties.

"Meow, meow..." Vera also sat up and tapped her tail on the sofa, "Spell, what is the cleaning spell?"

"Cats never memorize such low-end spells!" Ovelia puffed up her chest proudly.

At this time, a sound came from outside.

Chi! ! ! !

Ovelia's cat ears stood up.

Click! Bah!

Ovelia's eyes widened.

boom!

Jiang Han, wearing a strapless evening dress with lace patterned stockings underneath, walked in from the door, wearing a wide-brimmed party-style wavy hat and beautiful boots. There was a cheerful smile on his face, and he was holding a big box in his arms.

...As soon as Jiang Han walked in the door, he was shocked by the mess in front of him.

Her eyes slowly passed over the broken fish tank, the overturned table shelf, and the messy dragon skin carpet.

It's too awful!

Bang!

The big box suddenly fell from her hands and hit the ground. Her hands wrapped in empty lace stockings unconsciously covered her mouth.

"Is this still my home? It's not an exaggeration to call it a garbage dump! Calling it a garbage dump is definitely a compliment!"

surprise.

Shock.

Shock!

A hundred exclamation points cannot express the shock!

Her eyes moved to the coffee table that was already piled with garbage. She raised her head slightly and saw two couches in her home, with Ovi sitting on one side and Shar and Vera sitting on the other side.

The anger in her heart suddenly found its target.

Miss Jiang Han put her hands on her hips, raised her voice, and shouted in a siren-like high-pitched voice without any accent:

"Ovie! Leah!"

"Meow!" Ovi trembled and his cat ears twitched.

She licked her lips quickly, and the cat's tail flicked twice quickly.

Jiang Han controlled his breathing and tilted his head:

"Vera!"

Miss Vera's cat ears were pressed against her head, her body was like liquid, and she wanted to shrink into the sofa, but Shar next to her tapped her side with her tail, so she bit her lip reluctantly, and did it honestly. Put your legs on the ground.

However, this action made Jiang Han notice Shaer, and she also put her hands on her hips:

"Shar!"

Shar straightened her back, pouted, and her big cat ears tilted left and right, then stood up quickly.

"You three cats, tell me carefully, what happened?" Jiang Han felt distressed and grabbed the painting of the Ansel Elf that he had finally taken out of Irene's hand.

It has ketchup on it, and cat paw prints, and cat light-up fluff.

This thing is worth tens of thousands! All destroyed! Jiang Han covered his chest, feeling his heartbeat so fast for the first time.

Is this the price of having a cat? Is this the destructive power of the sleeping cat lamp?

Jiang Han cast his loveless eyes on Ovelia.

Ovi swung his tail, looked away, and licked his lips twice:

"I-we promise to clean it up!"

"Is this okay?" Jiang Han raised the painting in his hand distressedly.

As if entering into a topic that Ovie is good at, the bad cat raised his paw and said in a matter-of-fact tone:

"Isn't it the craftsmanship of the Ansel elves? Cat originally studied the crafts of all races in order to study how to smuggle goods from the universe. Give it to Cat, and Cat will give you a perfect hanging painting."

"It's best!" Jiang Han glared at Ovi, threw the painting in his hand, turned his head, and used magic to lift the miniature shopping box and the blueprint package given by Huggins.

Vera shook her tail:

"I have a batch of treasure tea leaves that I can compensate you for."

Shar carefully poked the ground with her tail:

"I, I, I..."

The two sleeping witches focused their gazes on her, and Shar Deng reluctantly said:

"I can give you a 50% discount card! You can choose an item from my vendor cart and buy it with a 50% discount... It can't be lower! Don't glare at me! If you lower it any lower, you'll lose money!"

That's pretty much it... Jiang Han sighed and used magic to drag his things upstairs.

Before going upstairs, she suddenly thought of a terrible thing. She quickly turned around and shouted to Ovi, who was poking Dudu's hanging painting with his tail on the sofa:

"That's right! This is a genuine product of Anser Elf. You must not engrave Anjie's name on the author column!"

"Meow! But, the painting must have an author!" Ovi seemed a little reluctant.

Jiang Han covered his face with one hand:

"Let me beg you!"

"Okay, okay... Meow." Ovi reluctantly agreed.

Jiang Han felt relieved and walked into the room.

1/2

In fact, this month, I originally planned to take a break for a while...

But as we all know, because of some special reasons.

Cats still need to be updated twice, and if they are in good condition, they need to be adjusted urgently!

The cat wanted to rest! But it was too much to give!