Witch for All 1994

"Sister Chu Zi, I haven't seen you for a while. Do you have any missions?" Jiang Han leaned over and put his hands on the counter.

Chu Yujun let out a strange laugh:

"There is a mission. An alien world under the Rainy Night Club encountered an insect plague. It was not very serious, so Gu Bao and I went to deal with it..."

The corners of her mouth were curved high and her eyes were wide open.

If this smile were placed in a horror movie, it would look like a deranged murderer.

"It's fun to kill." She said this with full enjoyment, and then lit a cigarette as if after reminiscing. While smoking, she shared her experience with Jiang Han, "Zergs are divided into two categories. One is those in which the will of the individual is controlled. The suppression is extremely low, and the killing is not exciting. The other type is military style, where the main body issues orders, and the individual has the will but obeys the orders... This kind of killing is much more interesting, it can scream and run away, and it is not powerful. I can shoot through a dozen of them with one magic missile."

Jiang Han rolled his eyes, took out a pen and paper, and filled in the data on the shopping form:

"Heh, it sounds quite cheerful...Give me the replay video of yesterday's 1995-96 Cat Golf Championship. Did you record it?"

"Of course I recorded it... Sigh, the life of a witch is really boring. If this kind of insect hadn't jumped up to relieve our boredom, otherwise I would have to wait until the end of the month to go to the hunting ground to vent." Sister Chuzi stretched. Waist, it is obvious that after being happy with killing, she has entered the period of fatigue that witches usually have, also known as the 'salted fish period'.

Watching her slowly walking up to the second floor to pick out a video, Jiang Han's tense smile suddenly relaxed, his face drooped a little like a dumpling, and he sighed.

Immediately, she quickly rubbed her face and brought it back to its original shape.

Witches have more or less cat-like characteristics. Occasionally, they are as soft as water, as moist as...hey, it also happens.

In biology, the official name of the phylum to which witches belong is the "Spinal Fluid Egg-laying Witch". From this name, we can also know that before the witches were unified into the same phylum, there were also cerebral fluid witches, organ fluid witches, etc. , but after the evolution of survival of the fittest, the witches successfully integrated into the Spinal Fluid Egg-laying Witch Gate. During this period, there was not even a cruel evolution... Instead, other types of witches thought, "The Spinal Fluid Witch is so powerful, I want to change too!" ’, and then it changed.

The characteristics of the Marrow Witch include a weakness that cannot be considered a weakness, and that is the murderous fanaticism.

The evolution of witches has not eliminated the killing frenzy. The biggest reason may be that witches who maintain this killing frenzy are extremely aggressive witches. And the offensive witch is much better than the defensive. If it is a defensive witch, maybe today the witch has not established relations with powerful creatures in other galaxies; but the offensive witch is different. When dividing the land, don’t forget to explore the universe occasionally.

Of course, the consequence is that Sister Chu Zi will think about taking the initiative to kill her, and after she is satisfied, she will yawn lazily as if she has entered the time of the sage.

They are really a race of born scumbags.

Chu Yujun walked slowly down from the second floor, carrying a can of mist gas in his hand.

She put the gas can on the table:

"Put this into the TV and you can watch it. Remember to use the separation spell to put it back again?"

"I understand." Jiang Han picked up the gas tank and solidified it.

Yongjie's outstanding insight and her excellent perception ability allowed her to tear apart the mystery of the fog and see the active electron clusters inside, as well as the images that were constantly replayed, that is, the images of cat golf balls.

There were so many flashbacks to this scene that Jiang Han felt dizzy just looking at it, so he simply stuffed the gas tank into his tail.

"Come for a drink tomorrow?" Sister Chu Zi asked, lying on the table, looking like she was about to melt.

"Drink, drink, drink, you know how to drink... But it's not bad, let's have a drink tomorrow." Jiang Han only persisted in his righteous words for half the time.

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Xue Nan inner ring, Jiang Hanzhai.

Jiang Han walked to the door and saw Miss Tang Wen holding a racket and sitting on a park bench specially arranged by Jiang Han for tourists.

Miss Tang Wen was holding a cigarette, her big eyes were lifeless, and there were several cat lanterns sitting next to her, meowing.

This, this? Jiang Han walked over and asked cautiously

"What, what's wrong?"

Tang Bao blinked, raised the racket and looked at it:

"I was defeated by the cat."

……Eh?

"I have been practicing squash for so many years, and today, I was easily defeated by a cat lamp... Wuwuwu, Hanbao! I am too embarrassed to see anyone!" Tangbao cried in an extremely exaggerated way, and tears really burst out from his eyes.

When Tang Bao cries, it really feels like drinking soup.

Jiang Han had to use magic to extract her tears and throw them under the empty island. Overall, this guy's current state was amazing.

"I brought back the replay of the Cat Golf Championship. Do you want to watch it together later?" Jiang Han asked with a slight headache.

"Eh? Cat golf... I want to watch it." Tang Wen suddenly changed his face, threw away the racket with a smile, interlaced the fingers of his hands in front of himself, making a posture similar to praying, very He said happily, "I heard that the battle was fierce yesterday?"

No matter how many times, Jiang Han felt that the efficiency of the witch's face-changing was a bit scary. She was crying one second, but suddenly became happy the next second.

Jiang Han put on a protective smile, took out the gas tank from his pocket and shook it:

"Hey, I heard that yesterday's battle was really fierce. There was actually a situation where Cateye Tower almost fell behind. This has never happened before."

Last year, as well as the Cat Golf World Championship the year before, it was said that Cat Yetta had an overwhelming victory, but this year there was a back and forth, which is amazing and also makes the cat sigh.

Miss Tang Wen jumped up, hugged Jiang Han, picked up the racket and regained her energy:

"That's a must-see."

This refreshed me... Jiang Han walked home with a smile on his face.

Recently, a squash court was built at home, specifically for the family to use...but...

"Meow, meow, meow!"

As expected, it was occupied by bad cats!

The chubby cats and lanterns are holding the rackets with their tails and playing squash happily.

Presumably, Miss Tang Wen was beaten up by these cat lights during the squash match!

Since an agreement has been reached with the Ghost Castle, there are many more aquatic cat lanterns... Jiang Han couldn't help but scratch his head:

"Oh, the number of cats is really increasing."

"Yes, I have to tie a sign on the tail of my cat lantern, otherwise I won't be able to tell which one is yours and which one is mine..." Miss Tang looked confused.

However, his mood was very stable. It seemed that after crying, he had vented enough. Instead, he began to study with great interest the secret of why Mao Lan was so good at squash.

Jiang Han didn't let her study further. He dragged her directly into his home and started watching the recording with the sleeping witches who were lazily doing their own things.

At the same time, a very good cat lamp chef was also arranged to cook a rich and delicious cat meal.

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Tickets, meow!