Witch for All 1994
Chapter 958 Turkey Nightmare
"Uh-huh, help, save the goose, save my goose!"
The pet screaming goose that a certain witch brought to work was set on fire and turned into a fragrant roast goose.
Everyone cried together, but they ate happily.
There are no internal organs in the Screaming Goose, only foie gras. After being roasted, the fragrant fat will make you at least five kilograms fatter.
"My paperwork! Ahhhh!"
The ignited documents caused the witch affairs officers to scream.
…
What a mess!
What a mess!
It’s simply more messy than the house where the sleeping cat lanterns held a cat lantern party!
Jiang Han gave the highest praise, while rolling up his sleeves, using the ability to create ice golems to create ice cat lanterns, and using these magical ice cat lantern golems to hunt down the turkeys. She herself took a net bag and followed Chen Ligu. The two of them used perfect formations back to back to arrest the rebellious turkeys.
"This is too much!"
Jiang Han complained.
Chen Ligu turned her head and opened her mouth...
woo woo woo woo--
A whistling sound came from the sky above the office. A turkey circled and dropped turkey eggs, which slapped the witches sitting in the office and slapped them in the face!
This also involves bombing!
While the turkey was having fun smashing its eggs, a cat-lantern ice demon found an opportunity to take off and took off, directly hitting the turkey, making "clucking" and "meowing" sounds at the same time! The Cat Lantern Ice Golem turned into a puddle of atomized water and disappeared, and the turkey also circled and hit the ground. After a while, it ignited a more powerful fire, but after a moment, it turned into a kind of jet black. Reflective glass.
what is that……
Jiang Han saw Miss Du Ningzhuang, under the cover of Chu Yujun, pick up this piece of black glass and stuff it into a small pocket under the siege of a large number of turkeys.
In the end, Zhuang Bao blinked his left eye at this side, then hugged his head and ran back to a safe place with Sister Chu Zi, took out his net bag and started catching turkeys.
"Meow!"
"Giggle!"
…
…
I have been busy for about two hours. Even with the efficiency of a witch, I have been busy for more than two hours. Even the luxurious lineup with more than six great witches was disgusted by these turkeys for more than two hours!
And after the capture, the originally exquisite and beautiful office has turned into a chicken coop, which can be politely described. Dirty supplies can be seen everywhere, office equipment that has been burned by fire, not to mention flying papers and office documents. Almost two-thirds of the state has disappeared.
bitter!
A terrible price!
While Jiang Han was calculating the amount of losses in this wave, Chen Ligu had already taken action.
She took off her coat, threw it into a box, pulled her tie at the same time, and said breathlessly:
"Everyone, please take off your coats and send them to the Chubby Furry Shop down below for steam cleaning. The company will pay for it. Xiaoliang, please send it to me later."
The witch named Xiaoliang was obviously older than Chen Ligu, but she still happily agreed:
"Go right away."
Wearing high-waisted trousers and a standard white shirt with vertical stripes for work, Chen Ligu pushed her hair back, tied it up again, and at the same time ordered:
"Xiao Wen, deduct some money from the company's account, buy golden whiskey and luxury lunch boxes, and deliver two to each person."
It was originally going to be a work dinner at this time, but the last time Jiang Han raised his opinion, Chen Ligu retorted:
How do you know if someone wants to go home for dinner? At this time, you should send food boxes and wine, so as not to delay others from going home. If you want to stay for the dinner, you will naturally stay.
After arranging these two things, Chen Ligu officially served the hard food:
"Everyone's weekly salary will be increased by 10% for these two weeks, one more casting material and one more alchemy material will be added to your choice, and one more day of paid leave. Now hurry up and get your work back to normal."
After a series of sophisticated treatment based on respect and material rewards, the witches who had just been tortured suddenly maintained high morale and began to actively repair the office. At the same time, they retrieved the previous files and video tapes for documentation. recover.
——With the witch's eyesight and memory, as long as the paper is floating in the video tape, they can use their brains to repair and repair the content.
The difference is whether there is the enthusiasm to repair it.
After arranging the office, Chen Ligu breathed a sigh of relief and glanced at Jiang Han:
"Follow up."
She strode towards the private office at the back, and Jiang Han quickly followed.
"..."
After pushing the door open and entering, Jiang Han found a strange machine in Gu Bao's private office. Du Ningzhuang and Chu Yujun were killing turkeys next to the machine... one by one through the bag, killing these turkeys. Become that kind of jet black reflective glass piece.
"What happened?"
Jiang Han asked as soon as he came in:
"What happened to these turkeys, these things?"
"I don't know. You have to ask our great genius inventor, Zhuang Baobao."
Chen Ligu crossed her arms, smiled, and said something neutral.
Du Ningzhuang, who was killing the turkey, let out a cry.
She pointed to the instrument next to her and mumbled something in broken words.
It probably means...
"Did you use this machine to do it?"
Jiang Han approached the machine and checked it with an alchemist's eyes, feeling a little surprised.
This instrument is like a small factory, with sixteen assembly lines inside. You can see more than five hundred gears operating with your eyes alone. There are more than six built-in rune furnaces, and there are three main magic channels. Just this The design cost is probably not cheap.
Du Ningzhuang can always come up with something new.
Zhuang Bao calmed down for a moment, then gasped and explained in a low voice:
"Gu Bao said that he wants to expand the space of the office building."
"Open two new offices."
Chen Ligu explained helpfully, and at the same time spread her hands:
"It just so happens that the reward I was entrusted with was a piece of scrapped folded space fragment."
She pointed at an iron gate covered with charms next to the machine. Behind the door was a void of space:
"But it's too small, only more than 100 square meters, which can't meet our needs. And at this time, Zhuangbao said again that she has ways to help..."
Sister Chu Zi laughed nonchalantly next to her:
"Just believe her when she says it. It's so simple."
The yin and yang flavor is coming.
Jiang Han scratched his hair and blinked:
"Well, continue?"
Now it was Du Ningzhuang's turn to explain. She sighed and said:
"The function of my machine is very good. It only costs one-fifteenth of the price of the usual expansion space to expand a large amount of space. But the problem that comes with it is...these things."
She pointed at the turkey:
"The embodiment of nightmares, fear is an effective material. I use this machine to convert nightmares into combustible materials to burn and generate electricity. Electricity is converted into magic power, magic power is converted into the power of earth veins, and the power of earth veins is used to expand space... It's just that Something unexpected happened."
"The nightmare was realized in reality, which led to the emergence of this kind of nightmare creature based on the power of fear. Turkey was because a witch had diarrhea after eating too much turkey, so she was afraid of turkey... …This fear materialized into power and created the fire-burning chicken. Fortunately, our witch’s fear was very mild and did not cause more serious consequences.”
It's too late... Jiang Han covered his forehead and said tentatively:
"So, you don't want me to go inside this damn thing and help clean up the nightmare, do you?"
"As expected of Han Bao! He understands everything thoroughly!"
Zhuang Bao clapped his hands and said happily.
1/2
Monthly ticket, meow!
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