Witch for All 1994

"Forty-nine percent? Meow, I'm not talking about you, but the price is too low, isn't it? The cat made a very legitimate request. There are no cats in this nightmare world to help, and the witch will have to spend a lot of money, right? ?”

Nightmare Cat Lantern meowed dissatisfiedly, waving its claws and flicking its tail:

"This bargaining is too much. The cat just wants to take something from the witch's hand."

Jiang Han had already taken off his protective helmet, breathing in the oxygen produced by the Nightmare Cat Lanterns using nightmare fuel that was suitable for the witch's living environment. He was gesticulating to translate for Miss Qiao Rou next to him, who had a hamster-like face. Wearing a fairly serious expression.

As the special affairs officer of the Witch Agency, the distribution of nightmare energy is precisely within her scope of authority.

The Secretariat needs to be responsible for preventing the situation from reaching a serious crisis where the Witch Agency has to be dispatched on a large scale. In other words, Qiao Rou needs to make negotiations and some decisions for the forces that apply for the Secretariat's help when necessary, including the distribution of spoils.

"Applying the law of witch spoils distribution, there are a total of four levels of distribution structure."

Qiao Rou explained to Maodeng in a soft voice:

"One percent, this is the total prize pool dividend given to collaborators from other worlds."

"Five percent, a share of the total prize pool given to friendly collaborators and powerful local creatures, supplemented by generous bonuses, is used to promote creatures who join us."

"Fifteen to twenty-nine percent, giving witches a high share of the total loot from standard legendary creatures and false gods, as well as six times the witch's funds that are almost equal to this part of the loot. This money will be given to them for transformation The final witch form is used to live a prosperous life and improve oneself.”

"In the end, there is a pure share of thirty to forty-nine percent without any additional promotion. This is the total share prize pool purely given to the three categories of excellent witch team, witch logistics, and alien friendship cooperation creatures. This is also the most A generous level of pure profit sharing, Cat Light certainly falls into this category, if it can make outstanding contributions.”

Although the witch cannot understand the cat lantern language, most of the cat lanterns can understand the witch language. Therefore, Jiang Han does not need to do both translations and only needs to be responsible for translating the cat lantern language.

Nightmare Cat Lamp seemed dissatisfied with this explanation, but shook his whiskers helplessly:

"Meow! The witch's law is trouble, why not refer to the giant cat law? The giant cat can give as much as he wants! If he doesn't want to give as much as he wants, he will be punished by the meows, who will eat up all the giant cat's stored supplies! Meow!"

Jiang Han didn't translate this sentence, but she still secretly added a cat lantern saying:

"Meow, but giant cats can make new laws that make punishment eating a violation of the cat light law, so that the bad kittens can be kicked out."

"Meow!"

The lazy nightmare cat lantern suddenly turned into a 'puffer cat lantern', so angry!

Jiang Han ignored her and turned to Qiao Rou with a sweet smile:

"She agreed."

Qiao Rou was startled for a moment, blinked, and said politely:

"It's really troublesome for you to be the translator. Alas, it's a bit troublesome if you can't understand the cat lantern language."

"No, no, this is causing trouble for you."

Jiang Han consciously apologized for the cat lanterns. It is said that the first witch language that all giant cats learn is 'Sorry for causing trouble'. The kitten lanterns are relatively capable of getting into trouble, as if they have The kitten has eaten all the food in the great witch's inventory. Cat Lantern's innate ability to catch bugs means that as long as they want to cause trouble, they can.

Qiao Rou twirled her hair and smiled:

"So, the content that the cat lanterns are asked to help is what Miss Lin Qiang asked for, right? Please explain it to them in detail... and talk to the cat three times."

Witches are always with cats, so they have many proverbs about cat lights.

Chen Ligu's "talk to the cat three times" is a typical witch proverb. The cat in it naturally does not refer to the 'cat' but the 'cat lamp', and this proverb refers to one of the great witch Christabel. allusion.

Christabel was once the 'tool' among the great witches who specialized in contacting Ovelia, the erratic chief witch. She needed to tell Ove something three times before Ovelia would not give in. to execute it, and after the execution is completed, he will look for some troublesome things for Christabel to do in a noble and cool manner.

Of course, as it evolves to this day, the meaning of this proverb has become: ‘You have to tell the cat lights three times before they meow and stop causing trouble! ’.

"Meow! What's going on with this witch! Do you look down on cats?"

Nightmare Cat Lantern, who can understand the witch's language, becomes more and more 'mellow'.

Angry.

Jiang Han rubbed the cat dumplings with his hands to calm the other party down, and then put forward the Witch's request:

"We have already agreed that we need you to create magic for us to use. Do you have anything to add to this?"

"Meow, meow! Meow... cats, cats can only provide about 500 points of magic power per person. This is a nightmare space, and it is difficult for cats to turn the energy of the earth veins into magic power to charge the witch!"

Nightmare Cat Lantern poked Jiang Han’s cat ears with its tail:

"And this part also needs to consume nightmare energy. Cats can get furry growth by swallowing nightmare energy. When the cats' fur reaches a certain level, they will split into small nightmare meows, and at the same time they will obtain part of the nightmare essence. Accumulated After reaching a certain level of nightmare essence, cats can evolve into giant cats!"

No wonder these nightmare cat lanterns need nightmare energy so much. It turns out that they are needed for evolution and expansion of the group.

Jiang Han nodded:

"Five hundred points is enough. Then there is the issue of intelligence. How long have you been in the nightmare?"

"Cats don't know! But cats have felt it for a long time! Cats were born from the nightmares of some non-witch creatures. At that time, cats saw two very, very powerful witches dueling in a big, big place!"

Nightmare Cat Lantern shook its fur:

"Cat remembers it! It's the appearance of the other two gift bags besides the blind one among the three nightmare gift bags!"

Born out of the fear of alien creatures towards Irene and Anjie.

Jiang Han quietly noted this down and asked curiously:

"Then, that blind treasure, uh, blind gift bag, why does her nightmare form appear?"

Speaking of professional counterparts, the Nightmare Cat Lantern suddenly came alive, slapping on the ground, bouncing again, and turned into a fat cat lantern.

The Nightmare Cat Lantern is truly the most 'plastic' cat lantern Jiang Han has ever seen.

"Meow! It's a matter of popularity!"

Nightmare Cat Lantern talks eloquently:

"In the world of witches, witches rarely dream every day, so this place is not so much a witch's nightmare, but a collection of things that the witch subconsciously hates, and even monsters born out of the witches' personal subjectivism. , such as chickens dyed with fire, bathrooms without toilet paper on the highway, large bathhouses without barriers, and even unique dishes from each region."

She floated onto a lantern:

"So, the collection of nightmares that cats call 'gift packages' that appear in this subconscious nightmare are not actually dreamed, but chosen as images because 'their prototypes are now popular' Appear, meow! That blind guy seems to have been very famous recently, which made her very popular, so the image was stolen by the nightmare instinct."

presumptuous!

Jiang Han actually thought of these two words for the first time.

As a senior miscellaneous person, she felt that there must be something wrong with this 'popular' choice! Is she the only true-hearted person among 60E Linza? Otherwise, how could Ah Lin be so popular that he couldn't beat Xia Bao, Xiao Ai Bao and Jie Bao?

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