Witch for All 1994

It was almost a big fight.

Jiang Han thought. She first looked at the clock. Good guy, it was already two o'clock the next day. Regarding the issue of where to place the newly entered territory, the cats had already meowed four or five times. It was almost full. It's been six hours. But there is still no result. Even the giant cat of the Craftsman School hides its usual humility, arches its back and chest, and meows angrily, just like scratching other cats!

"It's better than this, it's better than this."

Cat Nestine's voice was clear and sweet, with the arrogance of an aristocratic cat, and she said in a tonal and tossing tone without any hesitation:

"Let's give it to the cats this time. Will the cats give you the chance next time?"

"Meow, why do you go first!"

Carlo the cat is noisy.

Carl, the grumpy giant storm cat, slapped his paw on the table:

"You ladies and prostitutes are going to divide up your share! What about the cats who really contributed to Cat Island?"

Hi, this is also a problem.

Jiang Han rubbed his cat ears with a headache and exchanged glances with Chen Ligu.

Ms. Chen and she had already eaten, washed up, and watched a cat golf game downstairs. Finally, they came up and sat there for an hour. The cats were still noisy.

"..."

"Cats, cats!"

Jiang Han spoke a little louder, suppressing the sound of their quarrel. She said with a headache:

"I think you may argue until the end of the world but you may not be able to come up with an outcome."

"how could be?"

Cat Nestine tapped her paws on the table, her long gray hair was playfully curled, and her big gray eyes made people feel sincere and sincere:

"The cats had a fruitful conversation, exchanged their opinions candidly, and achieved results that were quite pleasing to the cats. Although the cats still had huge differences in some aspects, the cats believed that these stupid cats pointed out that Maybe we can understand the operating rules of cat society."

"Meow! Who do you think is a stupid cat!?"

"I didn't say anything about you."

"..."

If Nestine Cat didn't add the last sentence of 'foolish cat', she would definitely be a qualified clerk, at the level of a witch.

Jiang Han thought with a headache, and had no choice but to pat the table again:

"Quiet! Quiet!"

When she saw them stopping to argue, she scratched her face, pursed her lips, considered it, and said:

"Let's understand each other's reasons first, okay? Come on, let's talk first."

Called a name first.

But the strange thing is that no cat spoke. Nestin the cat was drinking tea with a soft smile. The other giant cats of the Daughter-in-law faction also said nothing. Historia wanted to speak, but she looked at it. He looked to the left and then to the right, following the crowd and keeping his mouth shut.

…

Is this to show my face?

Jiang Han was shocked at first, and then almost furious. The magic power in his body burst out almost threateningly.

"Meow!"

Moon Spring giant cat Nabella said in a gentle and charming drawl:

"Lord, cats will not admit that there are factions and go to other places. Meow, cats, cats are the will of the earth. How can they form gangs, suppress dissidents, and fight for interests like ugly cats? Woolen cloth?"

"..."

"What the hell did you say?"

Jiang Han's eyes widened, her lips trembled, and the cat cup she was holding almost made her meow.

"Ouch~"

The giant Moon Spring cat smiled sweetly and pulled its long hair.

The other giant cats meowed in similar ways.

"So, when you used factions to refer to other giant cats, was it because I had a bad ear?"

Jiang Han sarcastically said.

"The great lord."

Cat Carlo said:

"The giant cats will never admit that there are factions among the cats..."

"But you fucking said it!"

"even so."

Cat Carlo looked serious:

"The giant cats will not admit that there are factions among the cats..."

"Can……"

Jiang Han covered his face and sighed:

"Okay, please let the giant cat representative who is not a direct daughter, but is indeed an aristocratic cat lamp, speak."

"Thank you, lord."

Cat Nestine stood up, held the skirts of the giant cats next to her in greeting, and finally turned her head with a humble expression:

"Alas, the cat is just a kitten lord from the countryside of the cat world. He is loved by other kitten lords, and he can also represent the opinions and thoughts of cats of this type in a small way."

Why don't you say, 'Why am I, a good little kitten lord, here...' Humph.

Jiang Han held up his face and kept a fake smile:

"Please, no other cats are allowed to interrupt, especially you, Cat Carl!"

The giant blue storm cat meowed in frustration and chewed Cat Erte's tail in grievance, causing the giant tree fruit cat to cry out in pain and slap an unceremonious paw!

——Chew your own cat’s tail without feeling pain. Only a small number of cats have this skill.

"Thank you, thank you Lord, I can finally let cats who have received normal education and attended classes speak, instead of some stupid cats or wild cats."

When Cat Nestine spoke, she placed her left hand in front of her chest in an aristocratic gesture, and her right hand also made a graceful palm-up gesture, slightly higher than her shoulder. The smile she wears can also make people feel sincere. When she speaks, she slightly raises her eyebrows and lowers her head slightly, and her eyes are raised from bottom to top. In witch etiquette, this is called a very standard weak-side manner. Viewed from the bottom up, it will look very seductive, provocative, and pleading. With the addition of gestures, it will also become more sincere.

However, as everyone knows, most of the giant cat's witch skills are only half learned.

Therefore, Cat Nestine's movements and manners, coupled with her proud little expression, can only be described as both expression and caution.

She made Carl the cat so angry that she chewed the cat's tail again.

"..."

"With all due respect, Lord Giant Cat, you should have visited many Giant Cat Territories to investigate, and you should have discovered the strangeness of the Giant Cat Territory we are in now, right?"

Cat Nestine talks eloquently:

"Ordinary giant cat territory, haha, ordinary giant cats can't find such a big cat tree as the core pillar of the territory, and ordinary giant cats can't get such an excellent secret core from the witch. The combination of the two is this The giant cat's territory is beyond imagination of all cats. Her total cat mouth is very large and far from saturated. However, at the same time, this also poses a serious problem for ordinary giant cats to place their territory here."

"Please say."

Jiang Han made a gesture. She is also very interested in how the giant cat lamp views this territory. In other words, as a giant cat lord, it is necessary to understand this.

"Thanks."

Cat Nestine smiled and raised her right hand slightly:

"Our direct daughter's sect, Mao Lan, naturally has the highest level of governance..."

Hey, did you say it? Daughter-in-law? Giant cats don’t have factions?

Jiang Han held his face, patiently!

"Some factions of cat lanterns are not so good at governance, which leads to insufficient food and snacks for the cats. So they need more territory to produce food and feed more cats. You know, The more cats there are under the giant cat's paws, the more powerful she becomes."

"As for giant cats like cats, cats need more territory in order to produce food. The management level of cats is far better than that of other giant cats. In this way, the same area of ​​territory can produce more food. Rounding up the cats This is the merit of feeding the cats on the entire Giant Cat Island!"

…

Good guy, I know how to round up.

Jiang Han covered his face and pointed at Carl, the cat who was jumping left and right, making a gesture in human form that made a giant cat very angry:

"Next, the representative of the Artisan Cats will make a statement."

Carl the cat was anxious. As soon as he came up, he slapped his paws on the table and pointed directly at Nestin the cat:

"You're farting like crazy! You just want to exploit more cats!"

According to legend, the giant storm cat can chat with bronze dragons and red copper dragons for a whole week. It is also the master of language in the giant cat lamp.

During her speech, she spent a full twenty minutes cursing more than 5,000 words in a dozen languages.

Finally, he spent another three minutes explaining his opinions:

Artisan cat lanterns are cat lanterns that truly understand technology. If you leave the territory to them, they can feed the cat lanterns of the entire giant cat collar...

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