Witcher's Atelier

The territory of the "Fairy Tale Kingdom" is not actually vast. According to Sianna, if you ride a unicorn eastward from the set of "Goldilocks and the Three Bears", it will take about half a day to reach the end of the world - the impassable gray fog.

But despite the limited space, it is still much larger than Victor had imagined beforehand.

The reason is that the stage of each fable set is separated and at least half a forest away, which directly leads to the fact that the fantasy journey of the "Magic Bean Expedition" cannot be completed in one day.

Fortunately, the flow of time outside is completely different from that inside, and Sianna serves as a guide, otherwise by the time he escapes, the Third Nilfgaard War may have been over.

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Time passes.

The outside world is in autumn, but the fairy tale world is always warm as spring as long as the set does not have climate requirements.

On the third night, the sky is still full of stars, and the knight and the princess camp in the wild with the chirping of cicadas.

"What a wonderful and beautiful place... You must have loved it when you were a child." Victor threw the dried branches into the fire.

Sianna shook her head, "It was true at first, but the kids soon got bored, and the princesses' afternoon tea parties became boring after a few times."

"Uh... you can imagine."

"Then we started playing pranks. I once threw duck eggs into the swan's nest; Anaietta once stole peas from under the princess's mattress, which really made her sleep well..." Sianna smiled warmly when she talked about her happy childhood memories.

Her profile is quite beautiful, no wonder Dettlaff can't forget her, the witcher thought.

Then he blinked and lay back to stargaze.

In the past few days, the Magic Bean Expedition has traveled through "The Three Little Pigs", "Rapunzel", and the world-famous "Little Red Riding Hood", and successfully collected three magic beans.

On the set of "The Three Little Pigs", the straw house and the wooden house had been blown down by the big bad wolf, and the door of the brick house refused to open for the witcher.

So Victor had no choice but to blow down the brick house with an "Alder", and then used Igni to turn the angry three little pigs into roasted pigs.

Then he found the blue magic beans in the wreckage of the brick house, which were "not placed in an open place" and "not guarded by three guys".

The "Tangled" set was a sadder story. The prince who should have climbed up the tower by his long hair was unfortunately ambushed by the out-of-control black elves and fell on the way to the castle to welcome his bride.

By the way, Sienna's protective steel sword was contributed by him.

After the Duke's daughter grew up and the fairy tale kingdom was completely out of control. Princess Rapunzel, who could no longer wait for the prince, was extremely lonely and decided to hang herself with her hair.

After her death, her soul lingered in the castle where she waited for the prince to arrive, becoming a terrifying demon.

After the Aden Sign forced her to show up, and after defeating her with a silver sword, Victor found the yellow magic beans in her bedside table - hidden "deep underground" and guarded by "the bald tenant who was not waiting for anyone".

As for the Little Red Riding Hood set, it was no better than Rapunzel. The completely out-of-control wolf grandmother, who had been abused countless times, bit Little Red Riding Hood and the hunter to death, threw the bodies into the well, and locked herself in the house and refused to talk to the two.

So Sienna put on Little Red Riding Hood's cloak and knocked on the door, using the power of the world's rules to force the wolf grandmother to open the door and come out to act with her.

"Hey, grandma," she said, "Why are your ears so big?"

"To listen to you better, dear."

"But grandma, why are your eyes so big?" Little Red Riding Hood asked again.

"To see you more clearly, dear."

"Grandma, why are your hands so big?"

"I can hold you better."

"Grandma, why is your mouth so scary?"

"I can eat you in one bite!"

After finishing her words, the wolf grandmother was about to pounce and perform the plot of swallowing Little Red Riding Hood Sienna into her stomach, but Victor, who was a guest hunter, stood in front of her and drew out his silver sword to kill her.

After the fight, the werewolf was cut open to get the red magic beans. As expected, the werewolf was not swallowed, and the one who did not swallow the magic beans was the "most human-like human in the world".

The killing and oppression before entering the fairy tale kingdom were fully released in this collapsed fairy tale kingdom. Victor admitted that he had a lot of fun.

In addition to the long story of obtaining the magic beans, there are many interesting episodes in the journey.

For example, when he met "The Emperor's New Clothes" on the road, the Emperor of Nilfgaard, who was only wearing a pair of underwear and played the role of the king, kept chattering, "Come and see! Only those who are smart and well-educated can see my new clothes!"

This was the first time the witcher saw Emhyr Entris. He was lucky that he was not killed by the black elves.

In addition, in "The Town Musicians of Bremen", the rooster, cat, dog and donkey of Derohan were unfortunately completely broken and stopped at the edge of the cliff like statues.

In "Thumbelina", which remained normal, the magic bean expeditionary force was invited to her house to enjoy afternoon tea time. When leaving, Sianna quietly told Victor that this was her favorite story because there was no princess in it.

Looking back on this fantastic journey, objectively speaking, although the impression of her was somewhat negative at first, after a few days of getting along, the journey with a common goal naturally made them familiar and harmonious.

The princess quietly came to the knight, took off the Little Red Riding Hood cloak and laid a cushion, and lay down side by side to watch the stars together.

"It's not easy... I finally collected all the magic beans. We can go to the pumpkin field to plant them tomorrow... I never thought I would come back here, Wick. I thought I would never come back."

Hearing the emotion and desire to talk from the other party's tone, Victor put his hands behind his head, "Speaking of which, what was the situation when you were kicked out?"

Glancing at the witcher's side face, Sienna also put her hands behind her head, "Well, it's nothing... That year, the noble knights of Toussaint took me to the wilderness of Kaidu and left me there. Weather. It started snowing and frosting, and I had no money but a tattered skirt.

They thought I would be eaten by wandering monsters or starve to death, much to everyone's relief.

But I refused to meet their expectations. I got lost in the forest for a whole week, freezing to the point of turning purple all over and eating tree bark to survive without wanting to die. Until I saw a light among the trees...

It was a camp, and inside was a group of bandits, all bearded, covered in blood, and drunk. I thought they were going to rape me, kill me...or rape me first and then kill me. "

"Normally speaking, it should be like this...even if you are still a little girl."

“Counterintuitively, I learned then that robbers and murderers sometimes have better intentions than knights in shining armor.

They took me in, and I helped them make suggestions... suggesting that we go to Nasser Province for development. Then as I grew older, my status quickly rose, and eventually I became their leader, with an entire band of bandits under my command. "

"What an inspiring life experience..."

"I think so too. But while I was suffering, my sister was stepping on grapes and messing around with the bard!

I was angry that Anayetta had forgotten me, so I decided to go back to Toussaint and make plans to get my things back.

But first there was a witcher named Leo, whose nose almost smelled of me. I had to ask Dettlaff to drive him away and launch the Five Virtues Trial in advance!

Then you know the next story very well, another hateful witcher appears, and it is even more weird and weird. He deduced my existence almost out of thin air. "

"Gee, that's a shame...but I won't apologize for it."

"You do not need."

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