With So Many Ex-Girlfriends, I Was Really Forced To
Chapter 1: A Perfect Girlfriend For Half A Month, Who Can Withstand This?
Outside a hotel in Shanghai.
"Tongzi, you have completed the task of dating a new girlfriend with a score of 85 or above every half month for the past ten years. It's time to give her a reward, right?"
Li Yuan supported the wall with one hand and his waist with the other.
Go to a deserted corner and talk to yourself.
"Ten years, ten whole years, do you know how I spent these ten years?!"
After saying that, Li Yuan bared his teeth and felt a soreness in his waist again.
If you haven't experienced it yourself.
You never know how proactive a woman can be!
"Congratulations to the host, the first phase of the mission has been completed, and the next phase is the second phase..."
"Wait, what are you talking about? What...what phase one, phase two?"
Li Yuan felt like his head was buzzing.
"The host only needs to find the ex-girlfriends, and when their sensitivity to the host reaches 95 again, there will be additional rewards and the merit system will be activated..."
"Just need it? Are you okay?! I ****, you bedboy, do you want to listen to what you are talking about? Is this what a person can say?!"
Li Yuan's face twitched after hearing this.
But in his mind, he unconsciously recalled scenes of breaking up with his ex.
"Sorry, you are too young and we are not suitable."
"Let's break up. I'm a Libra and you're a Pisces. We're not suitable."
"Your surname is Su and my surname is Li. We have different surnames. How can we be together?"
"You are a woman and I am a man. Our genders are different, so we cannot fall in love."
"Scumbag! Let's break up. I dreamed that you cheated on me last night."
Thinking about it.
Li Yuan shivered all over.
joke.
If he really encounters any of them again.
I'm afraid I'll be torn apart by her hands on the spot!
"Sorry host, I am indeed not a human being."
"...System, are you fucking kidding me, right?! This kind of task is impossible to complete! What if I get married and have a baby!"
Li Yuan couldn't help shouting angrily.
He is a principled man.
"After precise calculations by the system, based on the host's appearance, this is the most suitable task for the host."
"you..."
Li Yuan was immediately laughed out of anger.
He had just turned eighteen when he traveled here.
I accepted this system task.
Until now.
In addition to continuing to have good luck under the arrangement of the system.
Then I have been busy dating and breaking up, and the cycle of dating and breaking up continues.
Didn't do any other serious things.
Even to get system rewards.
I didn’t even go to college!
Otherwise, based on his results.
Even if you can't get into Tsinghua University.
Lan Xiang was also very confident last time.
Ten years of uncertainty between life and death, without thinking, the kidneys are hard to resist.
Him now.
He's just a loser with no skills!
I can't even get ten dollars out of my pocket.
He touched his growling stomach.
Li Yuan regretted it.
I regret not asking my ex-girlfriend who just broke up with me to order even a Shaxian snack for me.
"Tongzi, you have delayed me for ten years and my body has collapsed. Isn't it excessive to pay 1.8 million in compensation?"
Li Yuan gritted his teeth and held his waist, with a tragic look on his face.
"The host had already asked for compensation five years ago. At that time, the host chose Chaos Kidney Liquid. Now the host's kidneys are two perpetual motion machines that will never tire, let alone feel pain."
I wanted to pretend to be pitiful about Li Yuan and get some benefits.
He had to put down his hand holding his waist in embarrassment.
"But in order to prevent the host from starving to death, the host will be rewarded with proficiency in desert island survival skills."
"Survival on a desert island? Brother, do you want to open your eyes and see where this is?!"
Li Yuan laughed angrily again.
Is it okay to be a savage?
But there are no big caterpillars here to burst the juice for him.
After an hour of negotiations.
The system finally agreed to give some city survival skills.
"The host can choose one of the following: 1. Proficient in lactation. 2. Proficient in postpartum care. 3. Proficient in running a street stall. 5. Proficient in repairing sewers. 6. Proficient in picking up rags."
"I*****"
Li Yuan looked at several skills on the panel.
The brain shut down for a second.
"I choose to set up a street stall."
I was convinced when I met such an old man.
I regretted it after choosing it.
If you choose to pick up rags.
Wouldn't that just save us 40 years of detours?
People in their sixties pick up rags.
In his twenties, he just picked up rags.
"Congratulations to the host for getting a set of street stall props."
As the system's voice fell.
Li Yuan immediately saw some extra items in the system space.
They are all tables, chairs, benches and other tools needed to set up a street stall.
Li Yuangang wanted to praise the system as being sufficiently prepared.
But as his eyes glanced over the two boxes of items.
Li Yuan's face suddenly turned the color of pig liver.
"You don't want me to set up a stall to sell these sexy underwear, do you?!"
Li Yuan's face was filled with shock.
He is a dignified man of seven feet, standing between heaven and earth!
How could he do such a perverted thing? !
You can let Li Yuan call you however you want.
The system no longer responds.
Li Yuan took out the only two steel coins in his pocket.
A look of despair.
Thinking about it, he not only had nothing to eat today.
I'm afraid I'll have to sleep in a bridge cave at night.
When I think about being with my ex-girlfriends again.
I have never had to worry about food, clothing, housing and transportation.
I met a rich woman who was picked up and dropped off by a luxury car every day.
Dunton five stars.
I couldn't help but feel emotional.
Life is full of ups and downs, and the baby feels miserable.
But it is impossible for him to continue to eat soft food.
It was not easy to complete the first phase of the task.
As the saying goes, a real man is born between heaven and earth.
I would rather starve to death than surrender.
How could he live on soft rice for ten years and one day?
eight pm.
Li Yuan had been hungry all day.
Silently, he set up a street stall in a street of the night market.
Looking into the box behind him.
A piece of sexy lingerie full of temptation.
Then I felt my belly, which had been hungry all day.
Fuck seven foot men.
As the saying goes, a real man must be able to bend and stretch.
Li Yuan gritted his teeth and moved a box of sexy underwear to the front.
Driven by the professional instinct of mastering stall setting up.
Several items were taken out of it.
It was skillfully put on a mannequin for display.
The female stall selling clothes next to her opened her mouth.
Looking at him in shock.
"They sell sexy underwear. Come and take a look when you pass by. My sexy underwear is of good quality at a low price. Online shopping is not safe, but offline shopping is guaranteed."
After sorting out the merchandise.
Li Yuan's professional instinct became uncontrollable again.
This throat goes down.
Return rate is directly 100%
All the eyes of the people around were attracted.
I thought it was another social cow who was making mischief.
joke.
How could someone sell sexy lingerie at a night market?
Isn’t that a proper social death?
As a result, when they looked back.
Half of the night market immediately fell silent.
Damn it!
What did I see!
my eyes!
Looking at the neat row of black Lacey suspenders opened.
Even the mannequin is under ambient lighting.
They are all full of temptation...
Someone is really setting up a stall selling sexy lingerie!
This... is too explosive!
And faced with dozens or hundreds of looks.
There was no trace of embarrassment on Li Yuan's face.
He is now proficient in the stall profession.
Isn’t it important to have a thick skin when setting up a street stall?
"Little sister, do you want one? This one suits you very well."
Li Yuan took out one and handed it to the girl closest to him.
He looked very much like a strange man who was trying to trick his little sister.
Li Yuan himself felt so ashamed!
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