With So Many Ex-Girlfriends, I Was Really Forced To

He glanced at Chen Momo's location.

Li Yuan immediately chose the opposite direction.

At this time, the live broadcast of the program was introducing five top pickpockets.

The first one: Chen Yanfeng, wearing a T-shirt and sweatpants, with short short hair. He is a young man in his early thirties and has twenty years of experience as a pickpocket at such a young age.

Second place: Tang Jia, wearing a shirt and jeans, with a bit of scorn and unruliness on his face, but he is the most famous anti-pocketing expert in the national police force. He once set a record of single-handedly catching hundreds of thieves at a train station in one day.

Third place: Luo Qian, known as a magician in the industry. His hands have been single for thirty years and have developed superb speed. Pickpocketing is an artistic performance of changing the things in other people's pockets into his own pockets. Some people say that if he didn't do pickpockets If he were to do magic, his achievements would be higher than Qian Qian's.

Fourth place: Wang Yujie, who is known as the God of War at the train station. He stole the whole train station that day and made people panic. Many people even dared not get off the train. Almost all the police forces of the Public Security Bureau were dispatched that day. They worked all day but still couldn't. Unable to catch him, he was eventually accepted by the police station as an olive branch.

Fifth place: Li Yuan, known as the God of Locks on the Internet.

After introducing the top four, the live broadcast room was full of surprises.

When Li Yuan was introduced with only one scrawled sentence, everyone looked confused.

"Is this Li Yuan here to make up the numbers? He seems to have no experience as a pickpocket. I can do it."

"Don't talk nonsense. Didn't you see the lock opening yesterday? He is a real lock god."

"I admit that he is very good at picking locks, but today he is facing a person and it is not as good as picking a lock."

"You see, Li Yuan was so stunned when he saw the photos of the celebrity guests that he looked like a lunatic. He's not going to be a hooligan for a while, right?"

"Stop talking, the celebrity guest has come out. You are posting so many barrages that I can't even see the face of my dream lover Chen Momo."

"Really, really, does Chen Momo have a camera? Which line is it on?"

With the appearance of celebrity guests.

Most people flocked to the live broadcast room of the celebrity guests.

Several other pickpockets have already moved quickly based on the star's location.

Only Li Yuan walked slowly and leisurely, as if he was going shopping.

Any points ranking is just a cloud.

Anyway, as long as you have the money to take it in the end.

It takes a day to work hard, and it takes a day to make a fool of yourself.

Which fool can really work if he can catch fish?

"Is he taking us to visit the train station? Although he is here to make up for the numbers, he still has to pretend, right?"

Some people couldn't help but make a complaint and then exited the live broadcast room of other pickpockets.

The number of people in Li Yuan's live broadcast room directly rushed to the first place.

Hu Lingyu looked anxious.

After strolling around happily for more than half an hour.

Li Yuan suddenly stood blankly in a shop selling octopus balls.

He suddenly realized that something seemed wrong.

Their mobile phones and cash were confiscated by the program crew.

You are also not allowed to leave the train station.

And this ghost show will last for a whole day.

That is to say, if they want to eat during the whole day.

You have to steal money from celebrity guests.

"Brother, do you want one? They are all the freshest ingredients."

The little sister of the clerk smiled sweetly at Li Yuan.

Li Yuan looked at the two poor live octopuses in the fish tank in the store.

Tears flowed out of the corners of his mouth unconsciously.

"Can I buy it if I don't have money?"

"Brother, I have a small business. It would be better to go to a big hotel for robbery."

Li Yuan looked at the roasted octopus balls again.

The feeling of the delicious juice exploding in your mouth is like the appearance of love in youth.

Li Yuan will order these octopus balls today.

When Jesus comes, he cannot stay.

"Girl, I see that your hall is dark and you may suffer a bloody disaster today. If you can give me a piece of octopus balls to eat, how about I give you a chance to crack it?"

Li Yuan looked at his little sister with a kind face.

He touched the non-existent white beard.

"What the hell, what is he doing? Let him be a pickpocket, and let him trick the little sister into making octopus balls?"

"If you want to lie, go ahead and lie to those celebrity guests. What's going on here to lie to the little sister?"

""He started to make a living because he knew that he couldn't steal from others, right? ""

The girl selling octopus balls smiled politely.

"Brother, I have my period today. Is this the bloody disaster you mentioned?"

"Forehead...."

Look at this embarrassing scene.

Everyone in the live broadcast room suddenly laughed and screamed like a pig.

"If you can prevent me from having my period in the future, I will give you the entire store."

Sister Octopus seems to want to continue to attack Li Yuan.

But this sentence immediately made Li Yuan show a strange expression.

Looking at the innocent little sister who looked twenty years old in front of her.

He couldn't say the words "tiger and wolf".

"I'll think of another way, just be careful with the knife."

Li Yuan cursed secretly.

He immediately turned around and looked at the flow of people passing by around him.

At this time, Sister Wanzi also realized the ambiguity in her words.

His whole face immediately turned red with embarrassment.

Everyone in the live broadcast room was also stunned.

The persona of the God of Suo that Li Yuan had just established slowly turned into the scumbag attribute in the live broadcast room.

"Xiaoxiao, what are you doing? Are you having menstrual cramps again?"

City Bureau Yang Xue watched Han Xiaoxiao grit his teeth and scratch the desk surface with a pen making a rattling sound.

He immediately stepped forward and asked with concern.

"I'm fine. I've been seeing an old Chinese doctor for the past two days and the pain is gone."

Han Xiaoxiao put away her phone.

"Oh, then my brother invites me to watch a movie tonight, shall we go together?"

Yang Xue took out a movie ticket and put it on Han Xiaoxiao's desk.

Han Xiaoxiao ran away quickly before he could speak.

Seeing Yang Xue walking away, Han Xiaoxiao took out her mobile phone and opened Li Yuan's live broadcast room.

At this time, Li Yuan leaned against the wall and took out the location map of the celebrity guests from his pocket.

Just as Hu Lingyu and the people in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief.

I thought he finally remembered to get down to business and was going to find celebrity guests to enter the main plot.

But I saw him take out a pen.

In the blank space on the back, there are eight characters written in Zheng'er Ba Jing: Holy Hands of Traditional Chinese Medicine, Specialized in Treating Dysmenorrhea.

"He, what is he doing?"

Everyone in the live broadcast room was dumbfounded.

And when Li Yuan turned the map over and pasted it on the wall behind him.

When the eyes began to search for the target prey in the crowd.

Everyone's brains immediately shut down.

"I was telling people fortunes just now, and now I'm creating a gynecological master?"

"I originally thought King Lock was a ruthless character who didn't say much, but he turned out to be a funny guy who mastered two unique skills in just one minute!"

The live broadcast room was laughing so hard.

"Perhaps he got into trouble with Octopus Maruko-chan and made money to buy it."

"What else are you looking at? It's so interesting. What else do you need a bicycle for?"

At this time, the number of people in Li Yuan's live broadcast room was quietly rising.

Hu Lingyu also looked at it and covered her forehead with black lines all over her face.

Recorded so many variety shows.

She has never seen anything so outrageous...

She could never forget the Li Yuan in front of the screen who did such an incredible thing in the street just to eat a piece of octopus balls.

Combined with Teacher Li who wrote such a shocking song...

Li Yuan didn't know the excitement in the live broadcast room.

It is impossible for him to find those celebrity guests.

The possibility of meeting Chen Momo according to the route given by the show host is too high.

If you really encounter it, you will die immediately.

Anyway, this program is very free.

It is reasonable and safe to rely on selling skills to get through the day.

And the moment the paper was pasted.

The instinct to set up a stall in the body was instantly activated again.