With So Many Ex-Girlfriends, I Was Really Forced To

"Master, what do you mean, I can't touch women anymore?"

The bald man asked weakly.

"Damn, he's such a good guy. Yuan Shen is so cruel. He made me abstain from sexual desire for the rest of his life."

"What's the matter? Technology is so advanced now that all kinds of replacement products, including the Catwoman robot, are being produced."

"That's right. The five-finger girls have retired, and now Pin Xixi's silicone is close to the touch of a real person."

But Li Yuan shook his head.

"Not getting married doesn't mean you won't touch women. You will make money in your life."

Li Yuan pointed to the lottery ticket in his hand and said something meaningful.

It's like saying, do you understand what I mean?

However, the bald man obviously did not understand what Li Yuan meant.

My mind reflected on the ten million I missed.

Then sadness started in my heart.

Just when he was about to start performing again.

Li Yuan quickly stopped.

"I told you that you will get rich today, and I changed your luck to the simplest way to cash it in. You can earn this money through hard work in other ways, but it does not mean that you can earn 10 million."

"If you don't have the luck of tens of millions, even if I tell you the lottery number, you will not buy that lottery ticket for some reason. I'm afraid you won't even get ten thousand, no matter how hard you try, you won't."

"In other words, if you don't have this luck today, I will never be able to calculate the lottery numbers."

Li Yuan's words were like a wake-up call, causing the bald man to quickly fall silent.

Many people in the live broadcast room felt the same way.

"I think I understand what Yuan Shen means. A person's achievements and efforts in this life are very important, but fate and luck are more important. I have also had the experience of passing fate several times at critical moments."

“Some people can get what many people strive for all their lives with just a snap of their fingers. For the same thing and the same effort, the results will be different for different people.”

"Upstairs, I've realized that it's okay to work hard occasionally, and failure is the norm."

"Stop talking, everyone here has just missed 10 million today, woo woo woo."

"Master, what should I do?"

The bald man obviously also realized it, but he hadn't fully understood it yet.

"The master means that you will not be short of money in the future. I want you to divide your property and keep the mistress. Do you need the master to say this yourself? Idiot!"

The young man couldn't listen anymore and shouted at him.

The bald man suddenly understood after hearing this.

Damn, yes, if you have money, why are you getting married?

When you are rich, women outside are all gentle and obedient.

Not much better than the tigress at home!

"Master, I'm awake!"

Huahua World, here I come!

"I know that the eldest brother is a person who does great things. Does the eldest brother still need a younger brother?"

"To be honest, my brother is so lucky that he can win 10,000 yuan by just buying a lottery ticket. I admire him."

"God is fair. Brother, I'm exchanging marriage for wealth. If I can't get married and have true love for the rest of my life, I can exchange it for someone who can win 10,000 yuan by buying lottery tickets. Would you like that?"

"..."

"As for you, stop falling in love with someone when you see them, and give some of your spiritual enjoyment to physical pleasure."

Li Yuan looked at the young man.

At this time, the two of them were no longer as tense as before, and they would kill each other if they disagreed.

We even wanted to say goodbye to each other when we were leaving.

At this time, the system's voice rang again, and the host's merit +1.

Although I don’t know how to use this merit specifically.

But it looks useful.

But before the two bald men could take a few steps.

The police and urban management officials who received the call about someone armed with a knife arrived late at the scene.

After identification by the enthusiastic crowd, the young man once again held up a pair of silver handcuffs.

By the way, I also asked for the kitchen knife from Li Yuan.

Looking at the young man being taken away, there was a burst of sighs in the live broadcast room.

"Damn it, the prophecy of the silver bracelet has come true now!"

"Yuan Shen is Yuan Shen, and he stopped a bloodshed in such an understatement."

"Okay, now the argument in the live broadcast room about whether Yuan Shen can tell fortunes has finally come to a conclusion."

"I would like to ask, is Brother Science okay now?"

"No, Brother Science cursed and exited the live broadcast room."

"Little brother, I haven't seen you for a few days, but your eloquence is still as stable as ever. That person was fooled into it by you."

The fruit seller next to him gave Li Yuan a thumbs up.

Then he pointed at the two urban management team members who returned after seeing off the police.

"But have you completed all the documents and procedures for setting up a stall? I heard that it takes a week to apply for a certificate now, right?"

Only then did Li Yuan remember that he didn't seem to have a certificate...

This brain.

People in the live broadcast room saw Li Yuan suddenly woke up.

I also immediately guessed that he was operating without a license.

"It's over, Yuan Shen must be in trouble this time. I heard that the management here is very strict. If you don't have a certificate, your tools and illegal gains will be confiscated on the spot."

"Hahaha, Yuan Shen is taking real pills this time. I have seen the urban management on this street, and they are all about being ruthless."

"Look at Yuan Shen, he is really anxious. This time he is really ready to run away, hahahaha."

Seeing Li Yuan hurriedly packing his things, the live broadcast room suddenly burst into joy.

"It's finally time for Yuan Shen to show his strength."

But when two urban management team members walked to the stall.

After casually glancing at Li Yuan, his pupils immediately shrank.

"Oh, please watch first. I suddenly have a stomachache. I have to go to the toilet."

One of the urban management officials suddenly bent over and held his stomach.

Another urban management team member was stunned when he saw this.

Then he immediately covered his stomach in the same way.

"Oh, me too. My stomach suddenly hurts. Is the food in the canteen unclean at noon?"

"It's possible. I'll go back and report to the leader later. It's time for the canteen to be renovated."

The two said while holding their stomachs.

One side ran away in a hurry.

"Good guy, I just found Yuan Shen and suddenly got a stomachache? Or both of them are hurting together."

"This is too fake. I clearly saw him walking towards Yuan Shen."

"Is it possible that Yuan Shen, in addition to telling fortunes, can also poison people from the air!"

"Is there a possibility that they are afraid of Abyss God?"

Li Yuan also saw the two of them clearly.

It’s really a narrow road between enemies.

Aren't they the same two people who deliberately made things difficult for him in the urban management brigade office last time...

"Little brother, do you know them?"

The fruit seller came over and asked softly.

"I met him once, but I'm not familiar with him."

Li Yuan smiled.

I no longer ran away in a hurry and planned to get a certificate later.

"real?"

The fruit seller was a little suspicious.

The girl selling clothes next to me also looked strangely in her eyes.

The city manager, who has always been a fierce man, suddenly changed his face today.

But then I thought about the last time Li Yuan had his money and tools confiscated by the urban management.

I immediately gave up my thoughts.

Maybe he was really lucky this time, and the urban management officer just happened to have a bad stomach.

If he really had something to do with it, he wouldn't have been driven away last time.

"Then why don't you run away now? When they come back later, you will be just like last time, unable to run away."

Seeing Li Yuan sitting down leisurely again, the fruit seller couldn't help but remind him.

"Don't worry, there's no one at this stall anyway."

Li Yuan leaned back on the chair and narrowed his eyes as he spoke.

The scene where his money and tools were confiscated last time is still vivid in his mind.

The fruit seller gave a thumbs up in admiration.