With So Many Ex-Girlfriends, I Was Really Forced To

"Holy shit, shit, shit! I knew there was something wrong with this crematorium, Yuan Shen, run away."

"Yuanshen Pills, this is a black crematorium!"

Li Yuan just stopped.

Suddenly a cold hand grasped his wrist.

Li Yuan was instantly startled and his spine went cold.

The next second.

But Zhang Youcai pulled him into a morgue.

"Don't be afraid. Our job is very simple. We just need to keep an eye on these corpses so that they don't get stolen at night. We may need to help others when patrolling during the day."

In a morgue of several square meters.

In the center stood a black coffin.

There were flowers surrounding the coffin.

There are eight or nine morgues like this.

For those who are seeing it for the first time.

I feel a little uncomfortable in my heart.

"Zhang, Brother Zhang, what's going on with that guy who went home to see his relatives?"

Li Yuan quietly broke away his hand.

Moved to the side.

"Oh, him, his relative has just been cremated. He is not allowed to see her for the last time after the burial, hehehehe."

Zhang Youcai explained with a smile.

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"Oh my god, that's it, this big brother's words and laughter are so scary! I was so scared just now that I almost smashed my phone..."

Everyone in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief.

Li Yuan also slowly let go of the Taomu Sword.

"Brother, next time we talk, please don't half-talk, okay..."

"But why would someone steal a corpse? Is the corpse useful?"

Someone asked in the live broadcast room.

"You don't understand this. In fact, as long as the supervision is not strict, corpses in funeral homes and crematoriums are often stolen, and there is a specialized industry chain."

"Some use stolen bodies to obtain cremation certificates so that their relatives can avoid being cremated, some use stolen bodies to match ghost marriages, and many are stolen and sold to laboratories for experiments. In short, there are all kinds of things..."

"I reconsider. My great-grandfather was stolen."

"It turns out that it is like this. You will learn and live until you are old, and you will be taught."

Zhang Youcai took Li Yuan to several places in a row.

"This is a charnel house, full of unclaimed bodies. It is also a place where people must be careful not to approach."

Zhang Youcai led Li Yuan to a cold storage in the basement.

Open the metal gate.

A bad smell hit my face.

Inside, there were at least hundreds of corpses on iron racks.

"I remembered the crematorium employee rules. Yuan Shen, should we do a hand count?"

"No, I'm so scared that I put my phone one meter away from me."

But Li Yuan looked at so many corpses.

His eyes were shining and his fingers were tapping unconsciously.

The desire in the body is already ready to move.

The fear before was completely gone.

So many bodies.

How cool it would be if I could tie them all up with a corpse rope and go out for a walk!

Damn, this damn instinct!

"Damn it, Yuan Shen, who was so scared just now, what's going on with that glowing look in his eyes after seeing the corpse?"

"No way? Is Yuan Shen's hobby so..."

Li Yuan quickly suppressed the urge in his heart to drive all the corpses out.

Then Zhang Youcai took Li Yuan to the corpse cleansing room.

This is where the corpses are washed.

A place for repairs and makeup.

Inside, a female undertaker was painting makeup on a corpse on an iron bed.

Another great power surged out of his body.

Look at her unprofessional approach.

Li Yuan felt that he was finally suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder.

The girl frowned frequently while drawing.

"Brother Zhang, come and help me, okay?"

After seeing Li Yuan and the other two, the girl slowly stopped what she was doing and looked at Zhang Youcai.

"Can you lift his head up a little for me? I...I don't dare to move him."

Zhang Youcai immediately responded and walked inside.

Li Yuan couldn't wait to walk in.

On the iron frame bed was the body of a man in his forties.

Everything else is intact.

Only the neck is broken.

It looked like he was run over by a car and his neck was broken.

It's just scrawled and spliced ​​together with the body.

Not even a stitch.

"This...how can you lift it up? Your head is not sutured. Isn't your teacher here today?"

Zhang Youcai didn't know where to start.

Just a slight movement.

The whole head may fall off.

"The teacher is unable to come today because of something, so he asked me to take over for him for the day."

The girl's voice was weak.

Just looking at the appearance, it’s really hard to imagine.

Such a gentle and frail girl actually has a profession that deals with corpses all day long.

Otherwise, the profession in Jiedi Prefecture provides a lot.

"Let me do it."

Li Yuan took two steps forward without saying a word.

He directly straightened the head of the corpse.

The timid person burst out in the live broadcast room instantly.

"Damn it, Yuan Shen, please prepare us mentally. Seeing a corpse so close suddenly will really scare you and give you a heart attack!"

"Fortunately, my phone is already two meters away!"

But the broken look of this body.

How could he, as an excellent corpse stitcher, endure this!

"Do you have any needlework?"

Li Yuan looked at the girl beside him.

"have."

The girl was stunned for a moment and replied.

"I'll sew his head, it looks too awkward like this."

"Ah, ah?"

The girl was stunned for a moment.

The audience in the live broadcast room and Zhang Youcai were also stunned.

"This, this is a body, not a toy..."

The girl lowered her eyes and whispered.

"It's okay, I'm a professional."

Li Yuan patted his chest gently to assure himself.

If nothing was done to the body.

Don't be suffocated to death on this day.

The girl doubtfully brought the needle and thread used to sew up the body.

Li Yuan immediately entered the state immediately after taking over.

Now he is an old corpse stitcher with fifty years of experience.

"Damn, this technique looks so powerful."

"No, no, Yuan Shen really knows how to sew corpses!"

"I'm numb, and I know all the skills in the underworld. Is there anything else that Yuan Shen doesn't know?"

This level of stitching is like water for Li Yuan.

Within five minutes, the entire head of the male corpse was completely sutured.

And the stitching is routed from the inside.

Look from the outside unless it is posted very close.

Otherwise, there will be no sign of stitching at all.

His eyes widened when he saw the girl who was the undertaker.

"Holy crap, I found a treasure!"

Zhang Youcai shouted.

"Brother, it's a pity that our regular employees are all organized, otherwise we would have persuaded the leaders to get you in."

"It's just a trivial matter, it doesn't matter. I've already said I'm a professional."

Li Yuan smiled slightly.

He waved his hand to hide his merit and fame.

The undertaker's sister looked at Li Yuan's leaving figure.

The image instantly grew taller.

"It's a pity that people like you don't stay. You must have never seen a moving corpse, right? It's very interesting. If you stay for a long time, you will definitely see it."

Zhang Youcai muttered as he followed him outside.

After hearing this, Li Yuan staggered.

"You, you dropped something."

Zhang Youcai was stunned and suddenly called out to Li Yuan.

I saw a mahogany sword and a dozen yellow talismans falling out of Li Yuan's trousers.

"Well, as a host, it's reasonable for me to bring a mahogany sword. Let me first state that it's not because I'm afraid. Just look at my professional approach."

Li Yuan bent down with an ugly smile.

Picked up the peach wood sword and yellow talisman paper that fell on the ground.

But the next second.

A bunch of black stuff was included in the bag.

The cinnabar box and a few copper coins fell out of his trouser legs again.

Everyone's eyes twitched at the same time.

Damn, judging from a few other things.

That black thing must be a black dog's blood!

Are you still afraid? !

"Brother Li, you are quite well prepared for the live broadcast."

Zhang Youcai wiped the sweat from his forehead as he looked at the equipment that exploded all over the floor.

"Hahaha, you can't be handsome for a second, and Yuan Shen's reputation will be ruined in one second."

"Hahahaha, when Brother Zhang said the corpse could move just now, Yuan Shen's face turned green. I guess his whole body was soft by then, except for his mouth which was still stiff."

"Hahahaha, it's really funny, but, but, why does the corpse move?!!"

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All of a sudden.

Everyone in the live broadcast room was silenced.

Damn, yes! How could the corpse move on its own? !

"Yuan Shen, why don't we go back? I feel like we people in this world are not interested in making this kind of money!"