Wizard: Gou adds some demon hunting in the Steam Age

"Hey, nice to meet you."

The clown smoothed the curly hair on his head and bowed slightly, "I'm sorry to meet you in this way."

Looking at his behavior, Wei En felt his hair tingle.

You are a taboo, disaster exists, so being so polite makes people feel more stressed.

"I don't know if you are looking for me. What orders do you have?"

"Ah, um, I just came to have a chat with you."

Wayne: "..."

"It's hard for me to say that?"

"No, not really."

The clown pinched his thumbs and index fingers with both hands, swinging his arms outwards, shaking his head, and said in his mouth: "What a dishonest child..."

Roar!

Before he finished speaking, the clown opened his mouth and shouted.

He suddenly leaned over, the blood-red ball-shaped nose on the mask pressed against his nose, and his eyes turned red, staring into his eyes like crazy and viciously.

"Isn't this more acceptable?"

A drop of sweat actually appeared on Wei En's forehead, and he backed away slightly, "Yes, I should."

If possible, it would be better to act like a gentleman before...

Snapped!

The clown smiled contemptuously and snapped his fingers.

The dark room became brighter, the rustling and whimpering wind outside the room disappeared instantly, and the surrounding became extremely quiet.

"sit."

Wayne glanced around and found that he was already in a very exquisite living room, with a square red table in front of him and a red sofa behind him.

He hesitated and sat back.

"have a drink?"

Without waiting for his answer, the clown skillfully opened the wine, poured two shallow glasses, and pushed one of the silver goblets over.

"..."

Is this a dream?

What does drinking taste like?

However, Wei En still picked up the glass and took a sip. The situation was stronger than others, so it was better for him to be low-key and cautious.

The clown clinked the cup with him and said with a smile: "Drink, drink. Whenever I am more awake, I will come here to have a drink. It tastes very good."

wide awake?

Here...isn't this a dream?

Wei En thought about it and thought it was impossible. How could this not be a dream?

Thinking like this, he looked up and saw that all the little Axis were there?

It's just that they didn't seem to see the clown. They looked at him curiously while opening their mouths wide to eat and meditate.

No, no, this can't be the real world!

Then he checked the panel and saw the information on the panel appeared in his mind. Basic attributes, skills, contracts, expertise... were all there too? ?

Wei En murmured: "So this is not a dream, right?"

"Is it weird?"

The clown took a sip of wine and said with a half-smile: "I'm sure that where I am is real, but how can you be sure that where you are is real?"

Impossible, this is absolutely not true!

Wayne still didn't believe it, and finally tried to take out a mechanical puppet material from the space ring.

He saw an extra gear in his hand, and there was a gap on it that he accidentally made...

"It actually exists, and it's exactly the same..."

"Hehehehaha..."

When the clown saw this action, he laughed crazily, lying on the sofa with his belly in his arms, laughing without any image.

Those feet were kicking up and down happily, as if they had seen something very funny.

Wayne squeezed the gear tightly, and the hard metal and cold touch made him recover from the shock.

Then he retracted the gear and looked at the clown who was laughing crazily with complicated eyes.

Uncle, if you have such strength, please tell me earlier...

Didn't I act too rude just now?

Or do you want to learn how to bow and salute like him?

Well, give it a try after a while!

After a while, the clown stopped, the smile disappeared from his face, and his eyes suddenly turned dead, "I haven't laughed so happily in a long time..."

Wayne forced a smile, "Yes, really?"

You don't look happy at all, Mr. Chou!

"Yes, ever since I left Lilith, there has been no more."

Lilith?

This name is the Queen of the Turing Empire of the Third Era?

Leonard?

Wayne's expression changed and he asked carefully: "The Lilith you are talking about is Lilith Horacio Leonard?"

"Lilith...yes, that's the name..."

Hearing this name, the clown felt as if his body had been hollowed out, and he lay exhausted on the red sofa, breathing heavily, "Oh hoo, oh hoo..."

After a long while, he struggled and roared: "There is no second Lilith in this world, no one!!"

"Of course, of course, absolutely not." Wei En looked at the clown's ferocious expression and could only follow him: "What you said must be right!"

What kind of psychosis is invading reality? Isn't it too elusive?

"I'm not crazy!"

Wei En was stunned for a moment, "Um, you..."

Can he hear what I'm saying? Mind reading? ?

"It's not mind-reading either,"

The clown's face returned to calmness, and he said calmly: "When you are like me and live in hypocrisy all day long, you will also have this ability. I just, um, have seen a lot."

You already know what I’m thinking, but you still say I’m not a mind reader?

"I didn't come to you to discuss with you whether you can read minds."

The clown's eyes turned red again, "Or, do you want to try to see if you will really die here?"

Wei En said quickly: "No, of course I don't want to."

He no longer thought about anything, and stared at the clown's face without blinking... the protruding part of the mask, focused and determined.

"Please tell me if there is anything you need me to do, I will help you if I can."

"If I remember correctly, this is the fifth era, the year 3383 of the Forbidden Era?"

"3383?" Wei En was stunned for a moment, "I only know that it is 1578 in the New Calendar."

"New calendar..." The clown bit his finger and thought for a moment before saying, "Old calendar and new calendar, maybe this era has seen a turning point in time."

Wei En was also thoughtful, the turning point?

However, it can be seen from the name of the almanac that there is an old calendar.

It's just that neither the predecessor nor himself have done much research on history, so they can't give the clown an accurate answer.

"Anyway, countless years must have passed." After thinking for a long time, the clown raised his head, "I hope you can help me find Lilith."

"You also said that countless years have passed and I don't know where to find her?"

"You will," the clown stared at him, squeezing out a sentence through his teeth, "fate will let you find her, just like you know her name."

Um?

Sound familiar?

Wei En suddenly remembered what Euan said before, 'Forbidden objects are like bystanders in the river of destiny. Never pronounce their names, otherwise you will encounter them...'

"So, the queen named Lilith has also become a taboo?"

"I have no idea."

There was a lonely expression on the clown's face. God knows how that damaged mask managed to achieve such an expressive expression.

"But I know you can find her."

"...Okay, what about after I find her?"

Wei En complained endlessly, why didn’t I know I could find her?

"No need to do anything, just tell me."

"Sui, tell you?"

Does it mean to keep in touch frequently, or to follow all the time?

The corners of the clown's mouth turned up, and he danced like crazy: "Of course you have to tell me, Lilith, Lilith, my lovely Lilith, I really miss you, I really want to..."

"I really want to shave you one after another so that everyone can clearly see your hypocritical face, dirty body, and ugly mind!!"

"Find her, must find her, hahahaha... I want to shave her!!"

hiss!

Wei En took a breath. It turned out that he was not thinking about the drama of a loving father and a son filial piety recognizing each other, but that blood was spilled when enemies met?

"Well, Mr. Leonard, how can I contact you?"

"Hip-hop...huh?"

The clown's movements froze, and he touched his chin and thought: "That's a problem. That little girl is too cold. I can't stand her, let alone you..."

"Why don't you go and kill her?"

"Who, killed whom?"

The clown looked at him dissatisfied, "Of course it's that Bai Mao. You are so weak and you still think... No, you are too weak. You will die with just one look from the little Bai Mao..."

"I thought about it, yes, that's it. You, as long as you keep following her, then I can always come to play with you, ha ha..."

Keep following...

Wei En was about to cry but had no tears. If Tina was alone, he would follow.

But now there is the Joker, he really doesn’t... How do you know if you don’t try?

The clown's gloomy expression disappeared and he said with a smile: "Just do it like this, she follows you, I follow her, and I can find you. It's perfect, isn't it?"

Wayne wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Ah, yes, yes, everything you said is right."

Fortunately, I reacted quickly and almost forgot about this guy... Well, Mr. Leonard has great abilities.

"So in order for you to be able to distinguish what is real, and also to enable you to live longer, try this."

As he spoke, the clown snapped his fingers.

Snapped,

The lights went out, and the surrounding area suddenly dimmed into darkness.

"What is real?"

Wei En secretly thought that something was not right, and quickly issued a spell command through the source, "Fireball!"

"Lake, s-ba!"

The rune on the secret master's forehead flashed with light, and a fireball appeared in front of Wei En, illuminating the surrounding scene.

With the light of the fireball, Wei En saw what was in front of him and his body trembled.

He saw a monster as huge as a hill, shaped like a wolf, with wings on its back, covered in gray scales, and with pale flames burning on its four claws standing in front of him.

From time to time, he would open his huge mouth full of fangs and move it from side to side, as if he was looking for a convenient position to lower his mouth...

"Oh? So it's it you're afraid of? It's the Dark Dog."

The clown sat cross-legged on the head of the deep evil dog, his red eyes full of sarcasm, "You are really weak."

Even the eyes of the deep and evil dog under him were full of mockery, as if to say, "So you asked me to come for snacks, I like it."

Wayne gritted his teeth and stood firmly in front of them. His eyes had turned blood red due to fear, just like the clown's eyes.

"You, what exactly do you want to do?"

"Let you know what the real world is, that's all."

The clown grinned, facing the darkness above his head with an exaggerated smile, and opened his hands as if enjoying it: "So, this is reality!"

"Roar!!"

The Dark Dog didn't wait for his instructions, and thrust its head toward Wei En, its huge mouth widening...

"Nico, Luke."

[You successfully avoided the attack of the forbidden object 1-83 Demon Clown. Evaluation: I have to say Leonard... Reward: +5 survival points. 】

Is it really a dark and vicious dog?

grass!

A trace of astonishment flashed across Wei En's face, and he quickly flashed out again to avoid the claws of the evil dog.

"Left, right, right, damn stupid dog, that's all you have? Kill him!" The clown sat on the head of the evil dog, watching the show and giving instructions.

"Mens, Dee."

The charm of the phantom clone had no effect on the dark evil dog. Wei En could only rely on the constant use of blinking to escape its attack in embarrassment.

Bang, bang...

Wei En gritted his teeth and dodged, then took out his gun and used [Ballistic Control] to make all the bullets fall on the Dark Dog.

[You hit the Dark Vicious Dog with a musket, leaving only a pile of bullet powder on its scales. Rating: Too weak, too weak, you can't even penetrate a scale. Reward: Survival point +1. 】

【……】

Damn it, Wei En put away his musket and escaped the attack of the dark dog again.

Sweat soaked his hair, and streaks of sweat wet his eyes.

He looked at the rapid consumption of spiritual power and thought, no, no, no, if this continues, he will definitely die here!

"Yes, that's it, you can only run away, run and run, and eventually no one will be left alive."

"Damn it, if I die, no one will take you to find Lilith!"

"Well," the clown said with a smile, "if you die, I can let someone turn you into an undead creature. It's the same thing, hehe..."

"Fuck, it belongs to your uncle!"

Wei En couldn't help but curse, "What the hell is this?"

But this is not the way to go, that, that... try that!

The two finger bones of the King of Bones, this attack should be able to cause damage to the Dark Dog, right?

"Bray, Franco, Ava!" (Claws of the Undead!)

As the ghost recited the summoning spell, a rune circle appeared that was so huge that it could shroud the dark evil dog. A gray mist-like vortex rose in the center of the circle, and a cold and terrifying aura instantly came out of it.

"Oh?" Demon Clown looked at the center of the circle with interest, "King of Bones?"

The Dark Dog was stunned for a moment. Its attack stopped, and it looked at the whirlpool in confusion. The aura of the dead... was an unpleasant batch.

When Wei En saw this, he had a rare chance to breathe. He took out two bottles of perfect enlightenment potions and poured them into his mouth.

Damn clown, and that dog, sooner or later I...

Under the playful eyes of the clown and the vigilant gaze of the dark evil dog, a giant claw of white bones like a mountain stretched out from the whirlpool.

And slowly left two finger bones to poke at the head of the evil dog...

I saw those two knuckle bones stabbing the stunned two people. No, one was an ugly dog ​​and the other was a dog. After leaving a scar on the vicious dog's head, it disappeared...

Demonic Clown: "?"

Deep Evil Dog: "??"

That's it?

"Roar!!"

The Dark Dog looked at the blood flowing from its head, and its eyes suddenly became fierce, staring at Wei En not far away.

"Hey, hey, this spell of yours is very interesting." The clown saw the fun and didn't take it too seriously. He laughed and said, "But the puppy is angry, so be careful."

Wei En looked at the dark evil dog with white flames rising under his feet, and cursed secretly, "You need to say that?"

However, it's fine as long as the Undead Claws can cause damage.

This means that the strength of the Netherworld Evil Dog is only one level higher than the captain level, and it can fight!

but--

Whoosh!

In just the blink of an eye, the Dark Dog appeared in front of him, waving its two front paws wildly.

"Nico, Rook." (Flashes.)

Wei En looked at the wounds on his chest that were opened by the claws, his heart was beating fast, and he almost died...

Oh shit!

In anger, he took out his musket again, even if he died, he would make your dog lose his teeth.

Bang, bang bang...

Under the influence of [Ballistic Control], bullets were fired at the spot on the forehead of the Dark Dog that was stabbed by the claws of the undead.

I can't penetrate the areas with scales, and I don't believe you can stop them even if they are injured!

[You use a musket to hit the Dark Dog, which triggers the death characteristic - disaster, and the death progress is 1/50. Rating: Interesting, good strategy. Special rewards: Survival points +5, marksmanship +2. 】

【……】

[You hit the Dark Dog with a musket, triggering the death characteristic - aging, which means the death progress is 9/50. Evaluation...Special rewards: Survival points +5, marksmanship +2. 】

[You hit the Dark Dog with a musket, triggering the death characteristic - disease, which means the death progress is 10/50. Evaluation...Special rewards: Survival points +5, marksmanship +2. 】

"Roar!!"

At first, the Dark Dog didn't care, but as more and more bullets were hit, a force far more ominous than the abyss was passed into its body.

The triggering of the disease caused the flesh and blood at its wounds to instantly turn rotten, emitting bursts of stench.

Aging makes it feel even more powerless, as if something important has been lost in the body.

And disaster...

"Damn it, how many days have you not showered? You smell so bad?"

The clown was stricken by the stench of the wound, and in anger, he punched the evil dog under the eyelids.

boom!

With this muffled sound, the eyes of the deep evil dog exploded instantly, and the flesh and blood scales flew everywhere, "Hoar, roar!"

But it wasn't over yet. Wei En worked harder to load the bullets, his hands almost disappeared, and bullets were shot out one after another, hitting the injured place of the Netherworld Vicious Dog.

"Death pollution...Olanel's power?"

The clown looked at those bullets with a thoughtful expression on his face. No wonder they could cause such harm to the puppy...

However, I can’t let you kill the puppy like this.

Borrowed things must be returned...

boom.

"Um?"

Wei En looked at the disappeared evil dog and was stunned for a moment, then said angrily: "Damn, it was just a little bit close!"

[You hit the Dark Dog with a musket, triggering the death characteristic - disease, which means the death progress is 45/50. Evaluation...Special rewards: Survival points +5, marksmanship +2. 】

Damn, it’s only five clicks away. Five more clicks will trigger it!

Just a little bit, as long as that deep evil dog dies, it can bring him huge...bastard little...*\u0026*

"What trigger, something huge?"

The clown held a bullet and carefully looked at the faint black light on it, confirming that it was Olanel's power...

Gee, this is getting more and more interesting.

"It's nothing. There should be nothing next, right?" Wei En put away the musket unhappily, took a deep breath and said, "Can I go back?"

"certainly,"

The clown held the bullet, took off his hat and saluted with a smile, "Your performance was beyond my expectations. I was very happy to see it, but you didn't think that was the puppy's full strength just now, did you?"

"If I hadn't restricted it, maybe you would have died in the first blow."

"I know,"

Wei En was very unhappy, but he knew that this was the truth, otherwise with the speed of the evil dog behind him, he would not be able to withstand it at the beginning.

And from the beginning to the end, the abyss creature has never used extraordinary abilities. It must have been set up by the clown in advance.

"That's good. I look forward to seeing you next time. I will prepare another big gift for you then..."

Again?

Goodbye, it’s best not to see you again in this life!

But before he could say anything, the surrounding scene seemed to have ended and turned into nothingness...

After an unknown amount of time, Wayne sat up suddenly, sweating profusely, and looked at everything in the attic bedroom.

Bookshelf, bed, snacks, parchment, Tina, chair...

Um? Tina?

Wei En looked at the white-haired girl sleeping soundly beside the bed and the clown doll in her hand, and vaguely understood something.

It turns out that Tina is not the only one who can control the demon clown, the clown can also use some means to borrow Tina's body to do some things...

In this case, is it considered out of control?

If the clown can borrow Tina's body at any time, then he will help the clown find Lilith.

"Hey, damn, what is this?"

At this time, a blue prompt floated across the panel.

[You have indirect contact with forbidden object 1-83 Demon Clown, and your fate has changed to a certain extent. The current encounter progress is 66/100. Evaluation: Well, hallucinations are all hallucinations, don’t worry... Special rewards: +5 survival points, +1 origin, +1 toughness level. 】

Encounter progress 66?

It was 65 before...

It, the demon clown, had such a big nose that it almost poked into my nostrils, and it also summoned a dark evil dog and almost killed me.

Now you tell me, the progress only increased by 1 point? ?

But obviously, this answer panel will not give him an answer...

After a long while, Wei En calmed down, looked at the white-haired girl beside him and sighed, got up and took her to the bed to lie down.

In any case, these have nothing to do with Tina...

"It's all Blame on that woman Claire!"

Yes, that's her reason.

If she hadn't given her some crappy treasure, some relic from the Third Age, out of which came a woman named Lilith who could give birth to three babies in a year...

How could he be targeted by the demon clown?

Wei En suddenly found a way to vent his anger and felt much better. He felt that the depression that was escaping under the evil dog was released.

With this thought in mind, he walked to the window, opened it, and took a deep breath to calm himself down completely.

At this time, the red moon was still hanging high in the night sky, but under the protection of the street lights outside, he did not feel any signs of pollution.

"I'll write it all down in a notebook for you, and we'll take our time in the future..."

I forgot to write the chapter title, so I can only change it after the editor comes to work next week.

There is still only one chapter today, and I will add more tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.

Well, now I owe three chapters!