Wizard: I Brought the Wrong System
Chapter 8: Elegant and easy-going kitty
After reaching the highest level of tree-climbing skills, Little Yaluo started to do nothing except reading every day.
The boring days are extraordinarily difficult, but it is difficult for him to find new and suitable exercise methods.
After asking Kabir, and being rejected again, Xiao Yaluo turned his eyes to the black cat again.
Since cat-shaped fist has a tree, can there be others?
What's more, there is still a chance to trigger ‘Teaching Carefully’. The feeling of quickly acquiring a certain skill makes Little Yaluo unforgettable.
"What? Do you still want to learn something?"
The black cat lay softly on the courtyard wall, her dark fur seemed to glow under the sun, her eyes were hazy, her voice was faint, "but I have nothing to teach you."
"How could there not be?"
Xiao Yaluo reminded, "The cat has so many abilities, such as a soft body, quick response, and silent walking, so many things can be taught."
"Huh?"
The sleepiness of the black cat disappeared suddenly, his eyes widened, and he looked up at Xiao Yaluo.
"You, a human cub, want to learn these abilities of cats?"
"You are a human being, a human being, do you have any misunderstandings about your identity?"
Misunderstanding?
There used to be, but now there is no Little Yaluo.
The black cat stood up and stared at Yaluo’s painstakingly teaching, "What you are talking about are the unique abilities of cats. This is not something you can learn if you want to learn. Just like you humans, you can stand and walk, and we It's very difficult to do."
Xiao Yaluo did not give up. The name of the previous tree climbing skills was ‘cat-shaped fist-tree climbing’, so it is very likely that there are other cat-shaped fists.
Of course, it may be just my own wishful thinking, such as the previous "Knight Breathing Method". Just because I didn't translate the name correctly, the name displayed by the system became "Guard Tu Nafa".
But does it matter?
Man is a species that is good at learning. As far as the tree is in front, he doesn’t have the claws of cats. Didn’t he also learn it?
Cat-shaped boxing is not a cat boxing, just learn its shape.
I don’t know if it’s because Xiao Yaluo learned about the tree before, and learned the problem for more than half a year.
The black cat is determined anyway, he lay down and tilted his head, covered his head with his forelimbs, and muttered, "Don't ask me, you go to Kabir to learn things. I don't know how to teach you what you said."
Xiao Yaluo stared at the wall, squatted down, rushed out according to the tree-climbing technique, relying on inertia, his fingers quickly buckled a few bumps on the wall, and quickly strung it on the wall.
A few steps walked to Gemma, shook her body, and pleaded bitterly, "Teacher Gemma, please teach me! If you want to say that you can’t, then teach something you can. ."
The black cat is indifferent, pretending to be asleep.
"Teacher, teacher?"
Xiao Ya Luo pushed several times and waited for a long time, but the black cat was still indifferent.
So Xiao Yaluo simply climbed up to the black cat and pulled the black cat’s ears and shouted, "Teacher, what's the matter with you!"
The black cat was agitated, immediately jumped up, looking at Xiao Yaluo with an unkind expression.
Xiao Yaluo gave a dry laugh, and quickly explained: "Teacher, I think you suddenly stopped moving, I thought you had something wrong."
"Hey."
The black cat sighed helplessly, and said in a pun: "I really regret that I taught you to climb trees."
"Teacher Zhenma, you promised? Thank you! What do you teach me today?"
Little Yaluo speaks very quickly, and he decided on the matter before the black cat could react.
The black cat couldn't help being stunned, and wanted to refuse but didn't know where to start.
"Let's go, Mrs. Zhenma, where are you going to train today?" Little Yaluo said with a smile.
Seeing Xiao Yaluo's smug look, the black cat was full of hatred, licked his paw, and looked at Xiao Yaluo maliciously, "Then I will teach you to dodge!"
"Dodge?" Little Yaluo looked at the black cat suspiciously.
He is not afraid of the attitude of the black cat at this time, it is not just that they have been together for a long time.
is even more because his mother, Nicole, specially told her when she left the town that she must not be too far away from the black cat on weekdays. The black cat will definitely not harm him, and is capable enough to protect him.
"I chase, you run away."
A cold light flashed in the black cat’s eyes, and he explained with a sneer, “Range, this whole town, as long as you are near by me, I will tear your clothes with my claws.”
"I think you don't like to go around the town naked, do you?"
"Teacher Gemma, you... are you kidding me?"
The current black cat doesn't look as reliable as the mother said!
"Five seconds countdown, five or four..."
Anxious, she is anxious, she is broken!
She is definitely in a hurry because I interrupted her nap!
"Three, two...one!"
Tear!
The clothes were shattered, and the cold wind continued to pour into Little Yarrow's body along the broken corners of the clothes. The afternoon sun was still shining, and the feeling of opposition between the two made Little Yarrow's experience at this time a bit too complicated.
She is serious!
"haha!"
The black cat covered the corners of his mouth with one paw, with an elegant posture like an elegant noble lady, "Unexpectedly, our little Mr. Yaluo actually has this special hobby."
Even if the sun is shining at this time, the cold north wind does not feel good.
Although Xiao Yaluo is young, his mind has already matured. If he really goes around the town naked...
"Oh, that's our future lord, the following is so small!"
"Don't talk nonsense, he is only two years old after all, so it would be nice to have a small beanie."
"But... it's really small."
"Then shall we follow him in the future? What if other towns mistakenly think that we are all small?"
"When he grows up, we secretly go to the toilet to peek, if we don’t grow up, let’s go the other way."
"good idea!"
……
Is this still alive?
There is no need to live at all!
"Since you enjoy it so much, let Mr. Gemma, please satisfy your unspeakable addiction!"
run!
Little Yaluo had no luck anymore, he turned around quickly, clasped the wall with one hand, and hung out.
The black cat softly jumped off the courtyard wall, and followed Xiao Yaluo lazily, still chattering in her mouth:
"Oh, your posture is really beautiful, reminds me of that stupid bird, do you know what's wrong with it?"
"It got stuck on one foot and pinched it to the trunk! Oh, roar, roar~"
"Jump up, jump up, yes! That's it, like a stupid hamster, jumping in the air, I just need to run over quickly, open my mouth and wait until the sweet rat meat falls into my mouth."
"This feeling is really wonderful, just like the wild dog I chased last year. It ran around in a panic. Do you know where it went?"
"Oh heh heh~"
"It fell into the cesspit, and seeing its obsessive appearance, I decided to let it go."
"Maybe...you can study too?"
……
Running without gaps made Xiao Yaluo feel a little lack of oxygen, and the bombarding words made his mind more confused. He wanted to block those words, but the black cat's startled tone always attracted him. Attention.
is really a talent, it's a pity not to talk about cross talk.
By the way, there is no cross talk in this world-then forget it.
...What am I thinking?
Little Yarrow patted his head.
Think of a way to solve the current dilemma!
"My poor little Yarrow, is there water in his head? Your teacher Zhenma has a good solution."
"Look at the dung pit next to it? If you jump down, the water in your brain will freeze, and then it will fall out."
Crazy, Gemma is crazy!
Little Yarrow gasped quickly and ran desperately.
Hey, wait!
Zhenma hasn't scratched my clothes for a while, she can't get past me!
Why?
What would she think?
How can I calm her anger?
Tear!
"Good kids who love to exercise can't relax~"
Little Yaluo was so sad that he had to shake off his arms and speed up his pace to continue running.
"That's right!"
"A good boy who loves to exercise, I am going to scratch your left pants, just like I scratched that dog's butt."
Hearing the sound of wind whizzing past behind him, Xiao Yaluo's nerves were tense, and he turned to avoid.
"Oh roar, I actually avoided it."
"I'm coming again, this time I will scratch your back, just like tearing that little bird, oh~ the smell of that little bird is really sweet!"
did not dare to hesitate, Little Arome rolled up, and at the same time cried out, "I'm just a two-year-old kid, why do you treat me like this!"
"What? What is my lovely student talking about? Oh~ I thank your teacher because I succeeded in asking for advice? It doesn’t matter. This is what a teacher should do. Your teacher Zhenma will definitely treat you with care and heart. ,teach!"
[Taught carefully by the black cat Zhenma, you have learned the cat-shaped fist-run]
【Cat-Shaped Boxing-Running: Getting Started (weakly improve the perception of the five senses)】
What? !
Seeing the system prompt that suddenly flashed, Xiao Ya Luo couldn't help being taken aback.
Tear!
The sudden coldness of the **** made Xiao Ya Luo wake up immediately~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I was still in danger!
No way, my pants are torn apart? !
Little Yaluo who ran hurriedly glanced sideways, and couldn't help but secretly relieved. It turned out that he had only been torn open, and he hadn't exposed his butt.
Tear!
The sleeve on the left side of was torn apart again, and the black cat reminded jokingly:
"Distraction while studying is not something a student should do~"
The black cat jumping lightly left and right, like playing with a mouse.
She is driving herself away!
Little Yarrow, who was running attentively, suddenly woke up.
He could clearly perceive that as long as he was running towards the street of the town, the black cat would slow down a bit, but if she didn’t follow her idea, she would rush forward without hesitation and give her own clothes. Ripped a hole.
What does she want to do?
Are you going to parade yourself in tatters?
Are you still ready to go to the street, and then completely tore your own clothes to pieces, letting you die socially?
Both are possible!
It depends on the anger that remains in the black cat's heart after getting there!
The street is close at hand!
"Teacher Zhenma, I know I was wrong!"
People have to bow their heads under the eaves, let alone admit their mistakes to their teachers-this is not shameful at all!
Xiao Yaluo comforted herself and continued to shout: "Teacher, I will definitely and never make this kind of mistake again! Just let me go!"
Through hearing, Xiao Yaluo found that the black cat's footsteps hesitated, she slowed down!
Little Yaluo was overjoyed, but he didn't dare to stay, pretending to keep chanting, "I will never again, I will disturb you when you rest, teacher!"
is near, the street is near!
……
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