World Cup of Great Powers

What the fuck?!

I am not wrong, right?

The next day, when the score of the first game of the National Football World Cup preliminaries came out, fans across the country were dumbfounded.

Is this a football score?

This is clearly the score of volleyball and table tennis!

What happened to the Maldives?

Didn’t Coach Zeng seriously reprimand reporters at the press conference yesterday and said that they should respect their opponents?

What did he do himself?

Based on the 20-second replay time of a goal, the morning news cannot broadcast all the goal highlights within the specified time.

When the TV in the breakfast shop replayed the highlights of this game, all the office workers who were having breakfast put down their tachyons and stared at the screen intently.

When they saw the Maldives score a goal at the last minute of the game, they couldn't help but burst into tears.

"Good man!"

An old man eating steamed buns had not yet swallowed the leek and eggs in his mouth, and kept wiping tears.

“Coach Zeng is such a good person!”

Other office workers also nodded frequently and gave thumbs up.

"As expected of Coach Zeng!"

"Show our dignity as a great country!"

"Leave a little bit of a sec in your life so we can meet each other easily in the future!"

While the fans were talking about it, a young couple at the corner of the dining table started arguing.

Woman: "Ah, look, what has Coach Zeng done?"

"How can we go to the Maldives at the end of the year when we have scored so many goals?"

"When people hear that we are Chinese, will they not kill us to death?"

At this moment, a heartbreaking cry came from outside the breakfast shop.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

When everyone heard the voice, they turned out to be a chubby little man carrying a schoolbag and wearing a red scarf.

The football in his hand had just been snatched away by other children, and he was crying with runny nose and tears.

"Give me the ball, I want to go home!"

"

...

"Give me the ball, I want to go home!"

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This is the title of the latest issue of "Sports Weekly".

The three shocking exclamation points seemed to express the despair of the cavalry.

It's said to be "Sports", but almost all of the coverage in this issue is football.

The editor-in-chief originally wanted to publish a separate issue for this competition, but was ultimately rejected by the editor-in-chief.

"How hard is it to play in the Maldives?"

Yes, what's so great about playing in the Maldives?

The total number of people in this country is less than 300,000, and the land area is equivalent to one village in the country.

What's so great about beating such a national team?

But fans naturally have reasons to be happy.

Compared with the 17-0 score of Yin Lang's team in the last World Cup, this World Cup is facing a more "powerful" horse team. The Chinese team's score is almost twice that of Yin Lang's team.

Doesn't this prove that the Chinese team is twice as strong as Yin Lang's team?

Looking back at the entire game, when Yang Chen scored six yuan in the 42nd minute, the game changed.

At that time, the score was already 19-0. Yang Chen scored 6 goals, Xie Hui scored 5 goals, Zhang Xiaorui and Shao Jiayi scored three goals, and Li Weifeng and General Fan each scored one goal.

As for why the game changed at this point, it was entirely because the commentator Liu Jianhong couldn't find the words after saying "five sons passed the exam".

The 90-minute game was cut into countless rounds by the Chinese team's goals.

Every goal starts the next round;

Every turn, you can get an attack;

Every time you attack, you can score a goal.

In this way, by the 85th minute of the game, Yang Chen, who scored 6 goals, Xie Hui, who scored 5 goals, and Zhang Xiaorui, who scored 4 goals, had been replaced, including three substitutes, Sun Jihai, Wang Tao and Ma Mingyu.

, all players on the court scored.

Even Ou Chuliang scored a penalty kick.

Especially in the 73rd minute of the game, only Wu Chengying failed to score.

Everyone passed the ball to Wu Chengying, hoping that he would score as soon as possible.

In this way, after Wu Chengying kicked 8 consecutive shots, he finally scored a goal.

After everyone scored, the game entered "garbage time".

It was also during this opportunity that the Maldives scored a goal through a long pass attack.

After the game ended, the game, which was certified by the AFC and FIFA, immediately occupied sports headlines around the world.

The headline is "The largest score difference in the World Cup only lasted 21 days before it was broken!"

On April 1, 21 days ago, Australia in the Oceania Division of the World Cup Qualifiers played against American Samoa and scored 31-0.

At that time, this score caused a sensation in the football world.

The score difference reached more than 30 goals, and various media outlets discussed that this record must be maintained for at least a hundred years.

But what I didn't expect was that within a month, it was broken by the national football team.

33 to 1, a point difference of 32 points, one more than the game in Australia.

While such a disparity in scores aroused the admiration of fans from all over the world, it also triggered some controversy.

Because these two big scores were played by the weak island nation.

Therefore, some European media have questioned: Can the national teams of these island countries be banned from participating if they can achieve such a disparity in scores?

In response, the AFC once again used a set of old-fashioned replies to answer this game.

"...We are committed to promoting football to every corner of Asia..."

"It is inevitable that there will be uneven strength..."

"However, we are actively working hard to change this situation and hope to get support and recognition from FIFA..."

Anyway, in order to promote football, I have asked the indigenous people on the coral islands to build football fields. It is inevitable that there will be a gap in strength.

Haven't you been calling everyone equal and football is the number one sport in the world?

how?

Are islanders not considered human beings?

Under the correct guidance of the AFC, this kind of doubt was quickly suppressed.

But the impact has already been done.

First, Yang Chen and General Fan returned to the club to compete.

After the two returned to their respective leagues, they were filled with emotion when being interviewed by reporters.

General Fan: "I thought that returning to the competition this time would be a return to the country to serve as the king, but I didn't expect that I would get the glory of the national team."

Yang Chen: "At first I was still worried about my status. Flying back and forth not only affected the status of the national team, but also the status of the club. But on the day I returned to China, Coach Zeng told me not to worry. Now I finally understand why he said that.

Already."

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Two young men, Li Tie and Li Jinyu, who failed to return to China, also slapped their thighs directly, secretly lamenting that such an opportunity to brush up on data was wasted.

The specific number of goals in this game was 6 by Yang Chen, 5 by Xie Hui, and 4 by Zhang Xiaorui;

Shao Jiayi, Ma Mingyu and Zheng Zhi all scored hat tricks;

Sun Jihai, Wang Tao, and General Fan scored twice, and all the remaining players scored one each.

It is not difficult to imagine that if Lee Jinwoo and Lee Cheol also participated in the game, the number of goals would be even higher.

Before this game, although some fans were worried about whether Indonesia, which had just won the runner-up in the Southeast Asia Tiger Cup, would pose a threat to the Chinese team.

After this game, even the AFC said that there would be no problem for the Chinese team to qualify for the group stage.

...

In 1969, Peruvian writer Llosa published a book called "Long Talk in the Bar" with more than 800 pages.

For such a long novel, some readers said at the time: "I will never read it in my life!"

Before Zeng Zheng took over the Chinese team, countless fans said with gritted teeth and tears: "I will never watch Chinese football again in my life!"

But as soon as the game started, these guys started looking for scalpers everywhere again to ask for tickets, paying five times or even ten times the price of the tickets to go to the venue to watch the game.

After the game, the paparazzi revealed that Zeng Zheng led the team to go clubbing.

On the evening of April 22, after Chinese football won its first victory in the World Cup for the seventh time, Zeng Zheng took all the players to a bar on the streets of Xi'an.

On the wall of the bar, there is still a photo of General Fan and the boss when the Crystal Palace visited Xi'an last year.

When recalling the past, General Fan admitted that when Zeng Zheng suddenly parachuted in to take over the national team, he did not think highly of the coach who was one year younger than him at all.

But now, the relationship between General Fan and Zeng Zheng is almost like brothers.

Most of the national team led by Zeng Zheng are young people.

A player like Zheng Zhi who was born in 1980 is only 20 years old this year.

Therefore, among the people present, those above 30 years old belong to one generation, and those below 30 years old belong to another generation.

Amidst the laughter of young people, on the eve of the World Cup.

General Fan suddenly said: "It is difficult for a person to make a true friend. Coach Zeng and I have a relationship between coach and player on the court, and we are friends off the court."

After speaking, General Fan pointed at the people at the table next to him and asked, "Are these friends?"

Zeng Zheng shook his head continuously.

After pointing in a circle, General Fan finally pointed his finger at his chest: "Am I a friend?"

The answer I got was still "no".

Now the disgraced Lao Fan became anxious and stepped forward to strangle Zeng Zheng's neck.

"Fuck, what did Nong say? What did Nong say? I'll give you another chance to say it again!"

Seeing Zeng Zheng being shaken so much that he was foaming at the mouth, Ou Chuliang couldn't stand it anymore and quickly stepped forward to separate him.

"Old Fan, how can you force someone to say you are a friend?"

General Fan was unconvinced and said: "Then tell me, what is a friend?"

After hearing this, Ou Chuliang cleared his throat and said to Zeng Zheng seriously:

"Coach Zeng, in order for you to get married smoothly, I promise to help the Chinese team reach the World Cup!"

Hearing this, Zeng Zheng immediately beamed.

He picked up the wine glass on the table and drank it all in one gulp, then hung it around Ou Chuliang's neck and yelled at the others: "Friends! This is a friend!"

On this night, almost the entire Chinese football world fit into a narrow bar of about 30 square meters.

Players, coaches, football officials, football agents, match organizers, reporters, players' families, friends, fans asking for autographs...

Countless people packed the bar to the brim.

The waiter went to the restaurant next to us again and again to move chairs, but there was still not enough seating.

When Zhang Minghua came in and saw that there was no seat available, he simply sat on General Fan. Li Weifeng and Sun Jihai also came over when they saw this, and the four defenders laughed and laughed together.

When he was done drinking, Li Weifeng patted Zhang Xiaorui on the shoulder: "Old Hei, we can't live without you."

Now the media and fans call Zhang Xiaorui "Zhang Ladonna", but his Jianlibao teammates who are familiar with him call him "Old Hei", which makes "Big Hei" Zhang Minghua feel that he has the same kind.

The last person to arrive at the scene was Xie Hui.

This guy is the coolest guy for clubbing, and his family originally owned a bar.

As soon as we entered the room, we started chatting about German rock.

As for football, that's what should be talked about on the football field!

Shen Si, Xie Hui, Qi Hong, General Fan plus Ou Chuliang who once played for Shenhua, the bar was full of Shanghainese.

After a while, Jerry Lin, the chairman of the Crystal Palace club, also came, and the bar was filled with English again.

General Fan dragged Xie Hui over to chat with Jerry Lin, as if he wanted to introduce him to League One.

The tall and straight figures of these people and their fluent English fully illustrate that: first, the people of Modu are naturally suitable for clubbing; second, they are talented in languages; and third, people of Modu have a great time abroad.

The team members who left early would smile and ask General Fan when they left: "Captain, is it yours?"

General Fan patted his chest, "Count it on me!"

Everyone knows that General Fan is recognized as the guy who spends the most money in the team.

When Ma Mingyu left, he took the initiative to help Ma pay the bill. Ma Mingyu smiled and took out his wallet - "I don't have pounds, but I still have lira."

Goalkeeper coach Xu Tao is also there.

When faced with the interview, Xu Tao said calmly: "It's hard to imagine that the coach will take the players to go clubbing."

"In the past, we had to have a meeting to summarize after winning a game. At most, we would go to a big hotel to have a meal and listen to the leaders singing."

"After working with Coach Zeng, we learned that football is not just about rigidity, but also joy and relaxation."

"If you asked why so many goals were scored in this game, now is the answer."

"Playing under coach Zeng, the players don't have much pressure."

"Because of most of the pressure, Coach Zeng could resist it all by himself!"

On a night with pianos, cool guys and beauties, it would undoubtedly be a disgrace if someone said: "How will we play against Cambodia in the next game?"

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Among the reporters at the scene, a reporter from "Southern Sports" came up to Zeng Zheng: "Coach Zeng, before the game we have made up the 20-0 record-breaking situation.

But we never expected that the Chinese team could score more than 30 points!"

Zeng Zheng was deliberately surprised after hearing this, "What the hell? 20 to 0? You write a novel?!"

Zeng Zheng's surprised look made everyone at the scene laugh.

yes.

We really need to pay attention to the World Cup preliminaries.

But this is only the group stage of the first stage of the world preliminaries.

If you have to be nervous even in such a group stage, then there is really no chance!

Countless fans came to the scene to ask for autographs, and a few twitchy players couldn't stop once they stepped forward to write.

At the end, when the players were reluctant to sign autographs, the fans outside the bar stood shoulder to shoulder and sang loudly to cheer for the players.

"...How much love can come back! How many people are willing to wait..."

After ten o'clock in the evening, the bar gradually became quiet.

At midnight, several bamboo shoes officials also came to the scene with their friends.

These people are well-dressed, have cool hairstyles, and have relaxed expressions.

Through Zeng Zheng's light, they were also welcomed by the fans at the scene.

Hearing the cheers of the fans, these officials were also amazed.

After working in this industry for so long, this is the first time I heard fans not scolding them when they see them.

By the end of the drink, General Fan was too drunk to open his eyes.

"Coach Zeng, after I retire, I will open a football school like you to cultivate reserve talents."

"Okay then, I will be your principal when the time comes."

"No, no, no, I want to open my own school and be my own boss!"

Zeng Zheng curled his lips, "Then we will be competitors by then."

"An opponent is an opponent!" General Fan snorted, "I originally wanted to be a coach."

"Give me a hundred courages, and I dare not say that I can kick 30 goals for the Chinese team in one game."

"I definitely can't compete with you as a coach. I think there is still some hope in opening a football training school or something."

After saying that, General Fan fell down on the table and fell asleep.

Seeing this, Ou Chuliang stepped forward and picked up General Fan, taking advantage of the situation and said: "Old Fan is drunk, I will take him back to the hotel."

After saying that, Ou Chuliang looked at Zeng Zheng specifically: "Coach Zeng, I will definitely work with you after I retire."

As a result, ten years later, Lao Fan, who opened a football school, was acquired by Zeng Zheng, while Ou Chuliang, who had followed Zeng Zheng for several years, went solo.

Just when he was almost drunk, Ma Kejian came to Zeng Zheng.

"Xiao Zeng, in this world preliminaries, you have given us a face."

"Now fans all over the country are praising you."

"You are said to be decisive in killing, but you still have a kind heart."

"With you here, not only can we easily make it to the World Cup this time, but we might also be able to make it to the semi-finals, just like the Olympics."

Ignoring the opponent's rainbow fart, Zeng Zheng raised his glass.

"Director Ma, tell me, what other tasks does bamboo shoes have?"

"What mission? There is no mission! It's a good thing, a good thing!"

"What's the good thing?"

"Do you know Pepsi?" Ma Kejian proudly pointed to the can in his hand.

"Before the World Cup preliminaries, Xu Zhuxi signed a World Cup sponsorship contract with Pepsi."

"After this game, they temporarily decided to increase investment."

"But the requirement is that our players and coaches should work together to shoot a promotional film for them."

Zeng Zheng nodded.

Two months later, football advertisements sponsored by Pepsi that were broadcast only in China began to be shown on major TV stations.

At the beginning of the advertisement, a dozing staff member of the National Space Administration of China was attracted by a strange signal.

They were stunned for a while, and then burst into ecstatic screams!

This is a signal from the universe!

"Congested again and again?"

“It’s so blocked and blocked!”

After receiving the response, the entire aviation bureau burst into cheers.

The camera turned and Bush, who was sitting on the toilet, received the report.

Later, the spokesperson of Palace B bluntly stated to many reporters: "We humans have finally communicated with aliens for the first time, but these aliens from the planet Ma Fu seem to have bad intentions."

"In other words, they are not here for tourism, but to start a war."

There was a deathly silence in the hall.

In the afternoon of the same day, International Bamboo Curtain Blatter received a call from Secretary-General Kofi Annan of the United Nations.

The person on the phone said excitedly: "Brother, the mission of saving the earth depends entirely on you!"

Bratt was confused.

"The Mafu Planet said they are willing to have two fair games with us Earthlings."

"If we win, they will never invade Earth."

After hearing this, Blatter immediately stood up and expressed that he would do his best to complete the task.

The time for the first game has been determined, six months later, and the Earth team will play home first and then guest.

Subsequently, a super earth team was formed through the selection of world-famous coaches such as Ferguson, Wenger, Van Gaal, and Hiddink.

The head coach is the famous Real Madrid coach Del Bosque, who will spend the remaining six months training this Earth United team into a super strong team.

Half a year later, the Mafu Star football team got off the spacecraft under the eyes of hundreds of millions of curious eyes.

They have dark green skin, two long beards beside their mouths, and are nearly 1.9 meters tall.

These aliens seem to be a little curious about this strange planet, but curiosity is curiosity and they cannot conceal their arrogance.

In the Stade de France, Kahn, Cannavaro, Nesta, Stam, Lizarazu, Redondo, Giggs, Figo, Zidane, Batistuta, Ronaldo and other stars

Wear a jersey sponsored by Keke and line up with your opponent.

Without knowing the enemy's situation, Bosque formed a 442 formation.

The Mafu Stars seemed to be in a bit of trouble after the start, so the Earth Alliance took the opportunity to launch an onslaught.

In the 30th minute of the first half, Zidane made a wonderful pass to Batty, who followed up with a powerful volley, and the ball went into the net.

goooooooal!

This chapter is not finished yet, please click the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Various languages, English, French, Spanish, Chinese, and Arabic spread this news to every corner of the earth. People on earth are the first

For the first time I felt so united.

At the end of the first half, Earth United led 1-0.

At the beginning of the second half, the situation on the field suddenly changed.

The Mafuxing people launched a fierce attack, and the field suddenly fell to one side.

In the 80th minute of the second half, the score had become 1-5, and Earth United was already 4 goals behind.

Del Bosque sighed, replaced Figo with Raul, and played 433 as a last-ditch effort.

Rivaldo got a shot before the end and scored a penalty kick. The game finally ended at 2-5.

The camera flashed by, and Beckham, the substitute, walked away, Lion Kahn couldn't kneel down, Ronaldo left quietly, and the God of War Batty's firm eyes added a hint of "Baggio melancholy".

Even the extremely powerful Earth United team couldn't lose so completely at home.

Everyone on earth is panicking. Although there is still an away game, it seems that the end is only a matter of time.

Annan and Blatter met urgently again to discuss countermeasures.

At this time, Veerappan opened the door and came in.

He brought an exciting solution - instead of sending the Earth United team to play in the next game, the Chinese national team will play away from home.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, people on earth should take spaceships to Mars as much as possible.

At the same time, the camera showed the first batch of spacecraft that immigrated to Mars.

Victoria and Beckham's faces appear right on top.

It seems that the Earth United Team has no plans to attend the second game.

Three days later, Zeng Zheng, wearing a Pepsi badge, led 18 national football players to the critical moment and boarded the spacecraft with the heroic spirit and fearless spirit of the overlord of Western Chu.

After landing and resting for three days, the second round of the game was held at the temporary stadium of Ma Fu Xingren.

The arrogant Mafuxing people believed that they had a chance to win. Facing these unfamiliar faces, their bamboo shoe officials and coaches did not raise any objections.

Who knows, this is actually the beginning of their nightmare.

Under the leadership of Zeng Zheng, the team members marched forward in an indomitable manner, conquering cities and territories and winning consecutive battles.

In the end, the Mafuxingren were defeated by the Chinese national football team 1-10.

The last goal was scored by Li Tie on purpose and made a mistake in returning the ball to the opponent.

Since everyone on Earth is preparing to escape to Mars, there is no media coverage at all.

This exciting global celebration came 48 hours later than expected.

After stepping off the spaceship, the national football team was welcomed by fans from all over the world.

Facing the flowers sent by fans of different skin colors, head coach Zeng Zheng also took off his sunglasses in public, took a can of Pepsi from the crowd, and drank it.

In this way, the Chinese team saved the earth.

The camera turned and the commercial came to an end.

After the Beckhams heard the news, they thought it was an April Fool's Day joke and continued to do anaerobic breathing on Mars.

Due to the outstanding performance of the national football team, FIFA temporarily decided to allow the national football team to skip the preliminaries and directly enter the 2002 World Cup.

Japan and South Korea exclaimed that they would allocate several venues to China. Yin Lang and Saudi Arabia were secretly glad that they did not have to meet the Chinese team. In an interview, Rivaldo said that the Brazilian team should learn from Chinese football.

The final scene cuts to French coach Roger Le Maire.

He and a group of comrades wearing delicious badges and dressed like Allied generals in World War II gathered in a secret meeting room, plotting something in a low voice.

As this long shot moves slowly, it finally stops at the strategic plan table on the table.

At the same time, a row of translated subtitles appeared at the bottom of the screen: How to prevent the Chinese team from winning the World Cup!

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