Wrath of the Immortal
Chapter 1220 Self-humiliation
"Great Elder, I'm here, I got what you want..."
It was a little fat man, panting and running in with steps that he didn't recognize.
This guy looked to be in his twenties and was wearing a tattered fairy robe.
His round face and fat body look very cute.
If you look a few more times, you may be surprised to find...
There seemed to be endless power in that fat body.
Even though he staggers when he walks, he still has a smile on his face.
"My dear fellow immortals..."
The little fat man smiled brightly and waved to greet everyone.
The innate kindness in him makes it difficult for people to feel hostile.
However, the cruelty of reality slapped him hard in the face.
"Damn fat man, what are you doing here? Is this a place where you can come?"
Among the crowd, Ximen Ping was the first to jump out and cursed angrily.
"You can come, why can't I come?"
The little fat man was very unconvinced and curled his lips and asked.
"Damn it, you damn fat guy, can you compete with us?"
"We are here to participate in this experience."
"Don't tell me that you, a loser, want to experience it."
"..."
Ximenping didn't give any face at all and started to sarcastically.
"You can go and practice, why can't I?"
The little fat man blinked his big eyes and asked with a depressed expression.
As soon as these words came out, everyone onlookers burst into laughter.
They also felt that the little fat man had brought humiliation upon himself by coming here this time.
Little Fatty, whose real name is Little Fatty Shen, is a human being in the early stage of immortality.
After this guy came to Qingfeng Dojo, he didn't join any classes.
The reason is simple. Apart from eating, he sleeps every day.
The time spent on cultivation is pitiful, only half a day a month.
Wouldn't this kind of useless waste become a laughing stock if it were brought into the hall?
Fatty Shen didn't care at all whether the hall master accepted him, not to mention he didn't like to practice.
Taoist Qingfeng once gave a sermon. As he was speaking vigorously, he suddenly heard a deafening snore.
He looked closely and found that Fatty Shen was fast asleep, and he suddenly felt both ridiculous and irritated.
Qingfeng Daozu asked Shen Xiaopang why he slept while listening to the sermon?
Fatty Shen's answer left Daozu Qingfeng speechless.
"Daozu, what you said is so profound that I fell asleep while listening to it."
After Xiaopang Shen said this, he fell back to sleep without waiting for Qingfeng Daozu's reply.
Taozu Qingfeng was helpless for such a strange thing, and finally arranged for him to go see the door.
After this incident, Fatty Shen became the laughing stock in the Qing Dao Hall, and everyone treated him as a fool.
Not only did Fatty Shen not care, he still went his own way, even when he was looking at the door, he was fast asleep.
It's such a person, but when he comes to practice, anyone would want to curse a few words.
What's more, Ximen Ping often bullies Shen Xiaopang when he has nothing to do, so how could he miss this time.
"I said you are just a gatekeeper, why do you want to have a presence here?"
"We are going to practice, not to sleep. Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to come back?"
"If you don't want to embarrass yourself here, get out of here quickly, otherwise don't blame me for being rude."
"..."
With a cold snort, Ximen Ping quickly came to Shen Xiaopang and was about to kick him out.
Shen Xiaopang dodged and then came to Dongguo Juheng.
"Damn it, you still dare to hide..."
Ximen Ping kicked the ball in the air, became furious and cursed angrily.
He was about to find trouble with Xiaopang Shen when he heard words that left him speechless.
"Great Elder, I have been coming to Qingfeng Dojo for hundreds of years."
"The disciples who have been training come one after another. I want to participate this time."
"I understand the rules. This is what you want. See if it's enough."
"..."
Fatty Shen took out a storage bag from his arms and reluctantly handed it out.
His storage bag is really different, it is full of patches.
Xiao Chen was a little doubtful whether things would fall out if he put them in it.
"Damn fat man, what do you want to do? Isn't it a bribe?"
Ximen Ping had no intention of letting Fat Shen go, so he came over and said sarcastically.
"You can bribe, why can't I?"
Fatty Shen curled his lips and asked angrily.
"We are noble disciples and we have money to give gifts. Do you, a poor bastard, have money?"
Ximen Ping smiled coldly and asked loudly.
"I have fifty-eight fairy stones here. Isn't that money?"
Fatty Shen blushed and said unconvinced.
"Damn it, this damn thing is also called Qian? Do you want to laugh me to death??"
Ximenping was stunned for a moment, and then laughed loudly.
The same was true for the rest of the people, all of them laughing and rolling forward and back, overjoyed.
At this moment, everyone looked at Fatty Shen as if they were seeing an idiot.
"You idiot, get out of here..."
Ximen Ping grabbed Shen Xiaopang by the collar and was about to throw him out.
"Enough!!!"
Dongguo Juheng took action, suddenly grabbed Ximen's arm and shouted sternly.
"Great Elder, what do you mean, do you want to favor this loser?"
Ximenping didn't take Dongguo Juheng seriously at all and asked without fear.
"Little Fatty Shen came here to practice. This is the Taoist ancestor's wish."
"If you are not convinced, you can go to Dao Ancestor to argue."
"Shen Xiaopang, since you are here, let's go with everyone!"
"..."
Dongguo Juheng glared at Ximen Ping, and then said to Shen Xiaopang.
"Thank you, Great Elder, fellow immortals, we will practice together from today..."
Shen Xiaopang looked at everyone with a smile on his face, but his voice became smaller and smaller.
Except for Xiao Chen, everyone looked at him with contempt.
Shen Xiaopang felt very aggrieved and could only come to Xiao Chen and smiled awkwardly.
"Everyone, those who want to practice follow me, those who don't want to practice, please do as you please..."
Dongguo Juheng left this sentence, stepped on the ground, and went straight to the outside of Qingfeng Hall.
"Hmph! Fatty, you wait for me..."
Ximen Ping raised his middle finger to Shen Xiaopang and threatened him coldly.
After that, he quickly chased after him with his friends.
Zhang Yifei and other rich children smiled and looked at Xiao Chen, and followed closely.
"Let's go!"
Xiao Chen glanced at Shen Xiaopang and followed him slowly.
Although Shen Xiaopang was a little fat, his flying speed was not slow. He caught up with Xiao Chen in a blink of an eye.
"Xiao Chen, fly slowly, wait for me..."
Shen Xiaopang came to Xiao Chen and said breathlessly.
"Do you know me?"
Xiao Chen was stunned and asked in great surprise.
"You and I are both celebrities. It's hard not to know you."
Shen Xiaopang smiled slightly and answered earnestly.
"I am a celebrity?"
Xiao Chen was a little confused and asked with a puzzled look.
"I like to eat and sleep. Everyone knows it."
"You are even more courageous. You actually snatched women from wealthy nobles."
"In their eyes, I am at most a waste. You are looking for death."
"To be honest, I admire you very much. I don't have the courage to die."
"..."
Shen Xiaopang was typical of being familiar with others and chattered non-stop.
Then he said something that made Xiao Chen laugh and cry.
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