Wrongly practicing evil skills, imitating the laws of nature

#110 - Evil heretic, young man, I finally found you! (Please subscribe)

Duan Yun repeatedly assured them that he would absolutely not use his Finger Windplay or Toe Windplay techniques on them, and only then did the Murong brothers and Shen Ying return to the manor.

He hadn't expected them to be so resistant to the idea of diuresis.

From a doctor's perspective, Duan Yun thought that it would be good for the Murong brothers to reduce their internal heat, as their urine was quite yellow.

The Murong brothers, however, didn't see it that way. They washed themselves inside and out twice before they could barely accept themselves.

Duan Yun, on the other hand, hadn't bathed in a long time.

The Murong brothers didn't have a habit of washing their faces, feet, or bodies regularly. A small wash every five days and a big wash every ten days was their norm.

This was the first time they had washed so thoroughly.

After being tossed around for most of the night, Duan Yun felt exhausted and finally fell asleep on the ground, even having a dream.

A sweet dream.

He dreamed of his former lovers. In the dream, they were no longer his older and younger sisters, but loving partners.

The Murong brothers were overjoyed, but suddenly, a mysterious voice rang in his ears: "Murong brothers, you wouldn't want them to know about the urine incident, would you?".

Suddenly, the Murong brothers woke up.

His back was covered in cold sweat.

Even now, that chilling, hair-raising feeling still lingered.

This nightmare was too terrifying!

The Murong brothers were terribly frightened. Looking at the deep night outside, he couldn't help but complain, "It's all because of Old Devil Duan!".

Indeed, he had slept in this manor at the foot of the graveyard for so long, and he had never had such a terrible nightmare as tonight.

Because the Murong brothers were not strong enough, Duan Yun encountered a new problem: he wasn't sure what the effects of his fully mastered Toe Windplay and Finger Windplay techniques would be.

So he set his sights on the donkey, Little Grey, but Little Grey immediately ran away bleating.

Oh well, donkeys and humans are ultimately different. He still needed to find someone to test the effects on.

After practicing for so long, Duan Yun was also tired.

He fell into a deep sleep, filled with the excitement of mastering new moves.

It is said that righteous young heroes always have good luck.

Early in the morning, the gate of Jade Pearl Manor was knocked on.

It was rare for Jade Pearl Manor to have a guest. The last guest was Fu Wanjun, who came to kill the Murong brothers' sister.

This time, it was also a woman.

A sweet-looking young woman with a sweet smile.

The Murong brothers immediately threw away their straw mats and quickly washed and dressed.

But this young woman was looking for Duan Yun, not them.

The sweet young woman from the Big Fire Stove wore a flowing apple-green dress, revealing a deep cleavage.

She held a box and said with a sweet smile, "Young hero, the sword you ordered has been forged."

Duan Yun took the box and drew the sword.

A sharp aura emanated from the box.

A four-foot-long sword made of Black Lightning Iron was presented before Duan Yun.

The sword was elegant and refined, with delicate patterns extending from the hilt to the blade, creating a sense of beauty.

"This was crafted by the top artisans of the Big Fire Stove. Are you satisfied, young hero?" the young woman asked softly, leaning closer.

Duan Yun looked at the deep cleavage close at hand and said, "Satisfied."

He knew he was satisfied the moment he held the sword in his hand.

Although it didn't have the delicate touch of the woman's skin like his saber, Tender, the feeling of holding it was very comfortable.

Plus, the texture and design were simply awesome.

He, Duan Yun, the young hero who debuted with swordsmanship, finally had a good sword that was both practical and beautiful.

Duan Yun was in a good mood and couldn't help but say, "Does the madam have to come in person for such a small matter as delivering a sword?"

The apple-green young woman laughed, revealing sweet dimples, and said, "Young hero, you are a distinguished guest that I took a liking to at first sight. How can it be a small matter?"

She looked sweet, her voice was sweet, and even her words were sweet, making it impossible to find fault with her.

At this moment, the young woman looked at the gloomy and dilapidated appearance of Jade Pearl Manor, especially the graveyard behind it, and couldn't help but say, "The place where the young hero lives is really special."

"It must be exciting to sleep here, right?"

She couldn't help but emphasize the word "sleep."

At this moment, a cold voice sounded: "Madam, don't tell me you want to stay too?".

Shen Ying stood behind a pillar, her face indifferent.

The young woman looked at Shen Ying, smiled sweetly, and said, "No wonder the young hero wants to live here. It turns out he has already arranged for someone to find excitement."

Shen Ying raised her neck and said, "That's right, he's already had enough excitement. And he's a righteous young hero, so he definitely can't be tainted with any more excitement."

"Right? Young hero Duan?"

Duan Yun was full of chivalry and said, "That's the idea."

Since there was nothing wrong with the sword for the time being, there was no need to lock the madam in the cellar or kill her husband.

At this moment, the Murong brothers finished dressing and came out.

He touched his newly combed hairstyle and said with a melancholy look, "Madam, I am the owner of Jade Pearl Manor and the most hospitable person. There is no excitement here."

"Goodbye!"

Before the Murong brothers could finish speaking, the sweet young woman gave Duan Yun and Shen Ying a bewildered look and left.

The Murong brothers were stunned and said, "Why? She didn't even look at me once?"

Shen Ying looked up and down at the Murong brothers and said, "You don't look very rich."

The Murong brothers were unconvinced and said, "Is Old Devil Duan rich? I still have this manor, even if it's in a sorry state."

Shen Ying shook her head and said, "At least his shoes have soles."

Hearing her say this, the Murong brothers' tense right leg couldn't help but soften, revealing the soleless shoe.

"I just haven't had time to buy them yet."

"Also, he's more handsome than you."

"This kind of woman either loves looks or money. Which one do you have?"

Shen Ying stabbed the Murong brothers in the heart again.

Shen Ying's words were sometimes very poisonous, but they were also quite correct, so correct that they were like a conclusion.

The Murong brothers argued, "I'm just not in good shape!"

Duan Yun listened with amusement. At this moment, Shen Ying suddenly looked at him and said, "Although the Murong brothers are poor and ugly, they still have some knowledge. What about you?"

Duan Yun: "Me?"

"Your eyes are about to fall into someone else's clothes, aren't they? You can be so easily fascinated by this level of quality. It seems that you're not much of a young hero either. You'll probably be raped and killed if you go out!"

With that, Shen Ying left.

Duan Yun couldn't help but complain, "Is it that time of the month for her this month?"

The Murong brothers laughed and said, "It seems your sister really likes you. You two should determine your blood relationship as soon as possible. I think you'll be too deeply involved to extricate yourselves later."

As he said this, he recalled something, and his eyes suddenly became melancholy and confused again.

"Yes, too deeply involved."

The good news of owning a precious sword in the morning had just passed, and new good news came in the afternoon.

This time, it wasn't a beautiful young woman who came to the door, but a servant.

The information they wanted to investigate, the Rolling Curtain Sect, had been found.

Duan Yun looked at the note and said with excitement, "Pig Blackface, I've finally found you!"

The Murong brothers looked at the note, their eyes filled with joy and sorrow, and said, "Ling'er, I've been looking for you for so long!".

That afternoon, two men were about to set off, one to deal with a demon and the other to find his sister.

Duan Yun was the most decisive because he always believed that the more thunderous the means, the better when it came to attacking evil.

Before leaving, he patted Shen Ying on the shoulder and said, "Don't miss me. I'll fight quickly and return as soon as possible."

Shen Ying blushed and retorted, "Who would miss you, you pervert!"

After that, Duan Yun picked up his sword and left without looking back.

The Murong brothers were slower.

Shen Ying looked at him and said, "Why aren't you trying to persuade me to go and see this time?"

The Murong brothers sighed and said, "No need."

"Huh?"

"I wanted to see you two fall into the quagmire of love as soon as possible. At least you've already fallen into it, so there's no need.", the Murong brothers stated.

"Who's fallen into it? Besides, aren't you worried about him this time?" Shen Ying retorted.

The Murong brothers replied, "Worried about him? What's there to worry about? I'm more worried about Pig Blackface."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Just the move he used to blow up the mountain is enough to handle two star-level experts, let alone his fingers and toes are especially powerful now. His flirtatious strength is the bane of Pig Blackface."

Seeing Shen Ying still looking confused, the Murong brothers explained, "Don't you know that this Pig Blackface rarely smiles, or even never smiles?"

Shen Ying asked doubtfully, "Why?"

"That's because Pig Blackface is an extremely handsome man. He believes that smiling will affect his handsomeness, so he simply stopped smiling."

Shen Ying suddenly reacted and said, "A person who loves his face so much, if Old Devil Duan makes him pee his pants like you at the first encounter, his mentality will definitely be greatly affected. When experts fight, if their mentality is gone, their combat power will be halved."

The Murong brothers continued, "Pig Blackface is also a famous henpecked husband."

"I know that. He likes to capture female heroes and tame them to be his wives. But after the female heroes marry him, he often becomes a good man, loves his wife very much, and is afraid of his wife,", Shen Ying said.

"These female heroes, such as Chen Ying of the Yellow Mountain Sword Sect, were already hot-tempered. After being forcibly married by this pig, their personalities became even more extreme. They no longer distinguish between good and evil and just like to kill loving couples. They will turn people into human sticks at the slightest disagreement.

You should know that she has killed more people than Pig Blackface in recent years and can be regarded as the Pig family's number one killer.

If Duan Yun comes to his door, this Pig Madam, who has long been spoiled, will definitely take the lead. Pig Blackface won't even be able to stop her."

Shen Ying immediately understood his meaning and said, "If the Chen female hero encounters Old Devil Duan's flirtatious finger strength."

"That's right. Pig Blackface is a person who cares so much about face. If his wife is made to pee her pants in front of him, thinking about letting the Bloodthirsty Storyteller spread it everywhere, will his mentality collapse?"

Shen Ying said, "I already feel a little sympathy for him."

The Murong brothers sighed and said, "Old Devil Duan has this terrible flirtatious finger technique, and Pig Blackface can't force out his ultimate move at all. You didn't experience that 30% strength last night, so you don't know that the feeling is unstoppable. You can't help but kneel and leak."

Shen Ying gasped and said, "What about you? Are you okay?"

The Murong brothers' eyes suddenly became affectionate and said, "I'm okay. I know that Ling'er will never kill me no matter what. What's more, I've also practiced swordsmanship, only a little bit worse than Duan Yun."

"You're both leaving, so bury me first,", Shen Ying said.

"Ah?"

"My Nine Deaths Silkworm is due. After you come back, just dig me out,", Shen Ying said.

With that, Shen Ying had already dragged out the box from before and laid down in it very skillfully.

The Murong brothers walked closer and saw her lying there with her hands crossed, looking very peaceful.

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