Wrongly practicing evil skills, imitating the laws of nature

The Murong brothers aren't two people, nor three, but one person.

This guy playing dead, his name is 'Murong Brothers'.

In his words, when he was young, he was the only child in his family. He envied other families for having older and younger brothers. He explained this to his father, so his father changed his name to 'Murong Brothers'.

So, even though Murong Brothers has no brothers, he's surrounded by them.

Walking outside, anyone who knows him will call him Murong Brothers, even his parents, even his lover, will call him Murong Brothers.

He also likes this name very much.

For a moment, Duan Yun thought that both Murong Brothers and his father were geniuses.

He had never heard of such a strange name.

Yes, calling him Murong Fu, Murong Yunhai, or even 'hey', wouldn't be as strange as calling him Murong Brothers.

But this also shows that he is a very interesting person.

Thinking that this was indeed the other party's manor, and as a young hero, he wasn't stealing, robbing, or freeloading, he picked up paper and started patching the remaining windows.

While patching, he asked, "Murong Brothers, how do you charge for rent here?"

Murong Brothers lay there and said, "Your wine is the old yellow wine from Manager Li in West Street. Although it's mixed with water, it can still quench thirst. Your roast duck is from Old Chen's barbecue shop. Their roast duck and crispy pork belly are both good."

Duan Yun frowned and said, "You mean, just a meal is enough?"

"That's what I mean."

Duan Yun thought for a while and asked, "Then how long can this meal last?"

"You can live as long as you want. You should have seen that my manor is just big, and there are many rooms. I can give you a few."

While saying this, Murong Brothers' tone was quite proud.

Duan Yun thought that others were giving away houses as they pleased, and he couldn't be too stingy, so he said, "Okay, then come out and eat together?"

But that person said, "Please bring the wine and meat over, Brother Duan. I just want to eat while lying down."

Duan Yun was surprised and said, "You don't even want to move to eat?"

Murong Brothers replied, "If I weren't lazy, how could this Jade Pearl Manor be so poor?"

Duan Yun was speechless for a moment.

He took out the wine and meat and gave half to the other party.

Only then did Murong Brothers reveal himself from the mat.

It was completely dark. Duan Yun didn't prepare any lights, so in the dark room, two newly acquainted people were eating together, the atmosphere was fresh and harmonious.

One was a young hero who would never freeload, and the other was a lazy person who didn't bother about anything.

This was the first time Duan Yun had seen such a lazy person.

Because Murong Brothers not only lay down to drink and eat, he didn't even want to use his hands to hold the wine glass and feed the wine into his mouth.

He just lay there, put the wine glass on his chest, and with a suck of his mouth, the wine flew into his mouth with a whoosh, looking like he was savoring it endlessly.

Good fellow, he's still a master.

But Duan Yun wasn't too surprised. After all, although he hadn't tried drinking like this, he was a one-in-a-million cultivation genius, and he believed that as long as he was willing to learn, he could definitely do it.

Don't look at Murong Brothers being lazy, but he eats very quickly.

A fat roast duck leg put into his mouth, in just a few rounds, only a bare bone was left, easier than taking off a girl's clothes in a brothel.

Seeing him eating like this, Duan Yun couldn't help but say, "You eat so fast, it makes me feel like I have to抢 with you."

Actually, he was just trying to eat quickly, but he just couldn't eat faster than the other party.

Murong Brothers took a sip of wine and sighed, "If you haven't eaten for a month, you would definitely eat faster than me."

"How long?" Duan Yun asked confused.

"A month, I'm too lazy to get up to find food, when I'm thirsty, I drink some rainwater, actually not eating has its advantages."

"What advantages?" Duan Yun muttered.

It can't be that starving to death ascends you to heaven to become a god.

"Eating less means less waste, so you can lie down more."

Duan Yun couldn't help but exclaim, "You are a genius!"

Duan Yun drank his wine, and couldn't help but speak his mind.

To be called a genius by a one-in-a-million genius like 'Old Demon Duan', then he must be a genius.

Murong Brothers was truly unique in his laziness, making it difficult for Duan Yun to catch up.

After drinking the wine and eating the meat, Murong Brothers' pale face gradually gained a little color.

Thus, lying on the mat, he changed from a pale-faced 'corpse' to a slightly ruddy 'corpse'.

The former had been dead for some time, the latter could be taken advantage of while it's hot.

I must say, looking from here, this Murong Brothers looks alright.

A person who can be considered alright by Duan Yun, who is already handsome, must look pretty good.

If Duan Yun's appearance has a bit of Takeshi Kaneshiro's youthful flavor, then this Murong Brothers has a bit of Andy Lau.

Duan Yun couldn't help but ask curiously, "Murong Brothers, is it very comfortable to be so lazy?"

Murong Brothers' eyes were a bit empty, like a dry well, and said, "Actually, it's not too comfortable."

"Hmm?"

"Actually, I just wanted to try to starve myself to death. The longest I lasted was two months, but suddenly I wanted to eat stone-grilled fish, so I went to eat a meal of grilled fish. Later, I thought about it, there shouldn't be anything to miss, but today you came."

While saying this, Duan Yun really saw the will to die in his eyes, he seemed to suddenly change from a person back into a 'corpse' waiting to be starved to death.

As a gynecologist, Duan Yun immediately realized that this guy was sick.

Seriously ill.

Of course, not a gynecological disease, nor an andrological disease, but a heart disease.

"Brother, you own such a big manor, wouldn't it be cheaper for me if you starved to death?" Duan Yun tried.

Murong Brothers smiled, and smiled even more like Andy Lau, and said, "Brother Duan, you are a good person, it doesn't matter if it's cheaper for you."

Hearing this sentence, Duan Yun was moved.

These days, the outside world has been calling him some kind of old demon, some kind of cuckold, this is the first time someone has said he is a good person.

Murong Brothers sucked dry the last glass of wine, as if he had a bit of drunkenness, and said, "Brother Duan, you are alone, you shouldn't understand my pain."

Duan Yun couldn't help but secretly complain, "What alone, who are you cursing?"

But thinking that the other party was a patient, and he wasn't a vengeful person, he comforted, "In that case, you are heartbroken. I say, we Jianghu children, emotional matters are just embellishments, a true man never lacks a wife!"

Murong Brothers looked at the patched roof and said faintly, "If you have experienced five unforgettable relationships, you wouldn't say that."

Duan Yun said, "Just five relationships, practice makes perfect, you can use the sixth relationship to heal your wounds."

Murong Brothers' eyes suddenly became much more empty, and said, "If your five unforgettable relationships, in the end, you find out that they are all your half-sisters?"

Duan Yun: "???"

Duan Yun was stunned for a moment, then reacted and was shocked again.

Good fellow, this plot, you should be surnamed Duan!

"I shouldn't have practiced that saber technique, they all said it was a cursed saber technique, I just didn't believe it."

In the dark room, Murong Brothers lay on the mat, faintly saying such a sentence, his whole person like a ghost.

As a result, Duan Yun, who was originally eating a big emotional melon, his eyes suddenly lit up - "What saber technique?".