Five, Six, Seven in Marvel

Chapter 44: You guys are a little bad at math

Wu Liuqi, male, ** years old"

"Education background: PhD in mathematics, physics and chemistry from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology."

"Awards: Fields Medal of the International Mathematical Union, the 12th winner of the Fermi Award of the U.S. Government Agency Atomic Energy Commission (Department y), Wolf Prize in Physics..."

Wu Liuqi looked at his long list of resumes, his mind buzzing.

This is a correct resume. Except for the three degrees in education background, which are fake, everything else is true.

Thirteen Clubs just happened to bring down the Tony awards intact. For that guy Tony, trophies and medals have no effect. He gave Wu Liuqi all the awards he didn't like.

If anyone asked, he would never cheat, because Wu Liuqi really has a lot of useless medals.

A middle-aged European wearing a high collar and a slight belly stared at the resume intently. After a long time, he raised his head.

"Mr. Wu, is this really your resume?"

"Of course." Wu Liuqi smiled. On the surface, he was calm and composed, but in fact, he was panicking in his heart.

The principal handed the thick resume back with both hands and silently added some ginger to the thermos cup.

He needs to calm down.

....

The next morning.

Wu Liuqi walked to the school.

Americans are indeed a bit open-minded. Along the way, he saw several busty women with low necklines.

This school is called Empire State Uy (Empire University). He had never heard of it before coming here. He thought it would be similar to the ordinary undergraduate courses in China.

"Class 25, freshman? It should be here."

The students were walking leisurely in the corridor. The bell had already rang but they did not feel nervous at all. Before they even entered the classroom, Wu Liuqi heard the sounds of fighting in the classroom.

"What's going on?! Get back to your seats!"

Wu Liuqi frowned slightly, picked up the blackboard eraser and patted it a few times. The dull sound drew everyone's attention to him, a small group in the corner of the classroom.

"You guys, didn't you hear what I said?"

A fat boy walked up to the podium and explained:

"The yellow-haired **A took the wavy **B's lipstick."

"Then the yellow-haired **A broke **B's lipstick, and **B's lipstick was a limited edition made in Chicago in the first half of this year. There are only 50 pieces in the world, so **A and **B quarreled.

When I got up, the yellow-haired **'s boyfriend C showed up. He was a scumbag, and his ex-boyfriend was **B who fought with **A. The enemies were extremely jealous when they met, and the three of them quarreled all morning.

"

"The good old Peter Parker felt that **B was pitiful and joined **B's side. Peter Parker's best friend D also took the initiative to join the brothers' scolding war. Originally, the three people fought and developed into two people on the battlefield. Later, passers-by α and

Passersby γ was also involved."

Wu Liuqi listened to the fat boy talk for five minutes and roughly understood what was going on.

Just for a lipstick?

Wu Liuqiu formed a sword with his fingers, and a stream of true energy quietly appeared.

——Use Qi to control scissors!

It is difficult for ordinary people's retinas to capture the trajectory of the scissors. In the blink of an eye, Wu Liuqi gave the yellow-haired woman a Mediterranean cut.

"Ah! Ahhhhhh!!!!!!" An earth-shattering roar came from the classroom.

The yellow-haired woman looked at the Chinese on the podium fiercely.

"You cut my hair?! What are you?"

Wu Liuqi shrugged, "Your new math teacher."

The yellow-haired woman threw her lipstick at Wu Liuqi, but Wu Liuqi took a step back and dodged it easily.

"You're done! My father donated two buildings to Imperial University, and you can leave your job tomorrow!"

Wu Liuqi:......

This plot is a bit unexpected.

What is this?! A resignation warning for a property donor?!

Sure enough, being a teacher is not that easy.

It seems that there is no provision in the school rules that prohibits the use of lipstick, but it does not say that students can physically attack teachers. Likewise, it does not say that teachers cannot punish students corporally.

"All five of you, please go out and stand!!"

The five of them looked at each other with expressions of reluctance.

"Since you are not willing, then I will ask you to go out."

Silver-white scissors were spinning above several people's heads, "Who wants the Mediterranean? Just ask."

The five people swallowed their saliva and all walked out of the classroom obediently.

They all saw the tragic situation of the yellow-haired woman, and no one wanted to turn into the Mediterranean Sea inexplicably.

Watching the five people leave, Wu Liuqi cleared his throat.

"Okay, now let's start class."

Two hours later, Wu Liuqi stretched himself.

Looking at the entire blackboard he had written, he felt that it was not real at all.

A *** senior hairstylist actually came here to hand in math.

.......

The office of the freshman math group is on the third floor. There are three teachers in it. They go out to Wu Liuqi, and there is a **** with big wavy hair, and a little lolita with a princess cut. The other guy didn't come, but he

The desk is neat and tidy, and there is a transparent trophy placed on the table. It should be a male teacher.

"Hello, all beauties, my name is Wu Liuqi." Wu Liuqi stretched out his hand.

Princess Chee and Little Loli nodded and shook hands with Wu Liuqi and Wu Liuqi, while Big Wave**** had an indifferent look on her face.

"Beautiful girl, don't look so grim."

The beautiful woman with big waves rolled her eyes at him and said angrily: "Ugly man, don't talk to me."

Wu Liuqi received a critical hit of 10,000 points.

You can question my teaching ability, but you can't say I'm ugly.

Wu Liuqi specially wore a suit today.

He looked at the mirror next to him.

"It's okay."

Although he's not handsome, he's not ugly either...

As soon as he looked in the mirror, he saw the five people who were forced to stand in class today.

The good old man A in the little fat man's mouth was an acquaintance of Wu Liuqi. He had seen the boy working part-time in the pizza shop below Stark Tower.

"You guys go, there's nothing else to do, hurry up and get back to your seats in class later."

Several people were stunned for a moment.

Is this the end?

Shouldn’t we have a profound education that goes deep into our bones?

Doesn’t it mean that all Chinese teachers are harsh?

Why is this teacher different?

Since the new teacher lets them go, there is no reason for them to stay.

"goodbye teacher."

The Mediterranean girl glared at him and followed the other four people.

Wu Liuqi added some wolfberry to his thermos cup.

I learned this from Plum Blossom Thirteen. He felt that as a teacher, he should add something to the cup.

This is how it is written in other novels.

The two beauties next to him looked at his cup curiously.

The princess cut the little loli and said, "What is this? Give me a whole cup."

PS: I will try to update twice in the future, and I will be on vacation in mid-July. I have to finish my classes at the university, and I have been finishing my homework in the past two days.

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