Xianxia version of Water Margin

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After patiently listening to Wu Dalang's unrealistic fantasy, Wu Song shook his head directly:

"Brother, this won't work."

Wu Dalang, who usually has a good personality, saw that Wu Song had rejected Jiang Hongfei before asking him, ruining his good relationship, and he immediately became angry: "Why doesn't it work? Don't you want me to get married and have children?!"

"Brother, listen to me, my younger brother can come to you, but what if he comes?" Wu Song asked.

"Of course you marry me, become your sister-in-law, and carry on the family lineage for my Wu family!" Wu Dalang said matter-of-factly.

"My good brother, how can this be so simple?" Wu Song smiled bitterly.

"What's the difficulty? If Jiang Yan doesn't want to give that lady to me, the most you and I can do is pay to buy her back!" Wu Dalang said excitedly.

Wu Song couldn't help but have a headache!

If it had been anyone else, Wu Song would have asked him to have this Spring and Autumn Dream, but the person who wanted to do this Spring and Autumn Dream was his biological eldest brother, the person closest to him.

"well!"

After letting out a long sigh in his heart, Wu Song said to Wu Dalang earnestly: "Brother, this is not about money. With brother Jiang Yan's temperament of righteousness and giving away money, and his love for the younger brother, if the younger brother begs for the elder brother, Brother Jiang Yan will give it away." It’s not a problem to give a share of the dowry to my eldest brother.”

The more Wu Dalang listened, the angrier he became. He said loudly: "In that case, you go and ask for it for me. Do you want to see me die alone and see my Wu family have no heirs?!"

Wu Song made Wu Dalang so angry that he really wanted to run away, but thinking of Wu Dalang's hard work in raising him, Wu Song could only take a few deep breaths, and then calmly said to Wu Dalang: "Brother, let me ask you, you and my two brothers What’s the difference between a human being and a Liangshan hero?”

Wu Dalang turned his head to the side and said sullenly: "What's the difference? Aren't both parents given birth to one head, two arms, and two legs? Who can have more than the other?"

Wu Song was not as knowledgeable as Wu Dalang. He said calmly: "The difference is that you and I are good people and are governed by the king's laws; the heroes of Liangshan are bandits. They are not afraid of heaven, earth, or lawsuits."

"this……"

Wu Dalang seemed to understand a little bit what Wu Song meant.

Wu Song continued: "The ladies at Brother Jiang Yan's place are all the wives of rich and wealthy families who are unkind. They were sinners in Shuibo Liangshan, but in our Song Dynasty, they were good people. The heroes of Liangshan are not afraid of lawsuits and dare to ask for these." Madam, isn’t my brother afraid of lawsuits?”

Wu Song knew that Wu Dalang was a man who liked to get into trouble, so Wu Song, who was worried that Wu Dalang was still evil, went on to say:

"The eldest brother wants the wife of brother Jiang Yan. If the case comes to light, he will first be convicted of having an affair with a bandit. For this crime alone, the eldest brother will be punished at least Qianli."

"And the bigger crime is yet to come, that is the crime of adultery against a married woman. "Song Xingtong·Zalu" states: If a couple is raped, the man will kill them without hesitation, and the woman will not be punished."

"Brother, how many heads have you grown? Do you even dare to ask for brother Jiang Yan's wife?"

Wu Dalang suddenly became weak and no longer as angry as before.

Wu Song thought Wu Dalang had given up and wanted to come over to comfort Wu Dalang.

Who would have thought that before Wu Song could reach Wu Dalang, Wu Dalang had renewed hope. He asked excitedly: "If she is willing, wouldn't everything be fine?"

Wu Song wanted to say: "The lady you are interested in was originally the wife of Wenzhi Village in Qingfeng Village. Her ex-husband was the head of the village and a serious official. I, a small official, can't compare to you. Where did you come from?" Confidence, thinking that such a woman can be willing to be with you..."

As a younger brother, as a younger brother who was raised by his elder brother with all kinds of hardships, Wu Song definitely cannot use those bad adjectives to describe Wu Dalang.

But it doesn't mean that these objective facts don't exist.

Wu Song came to Wu Dalang and said softly: "Brother, if you and I want to live a stable life, we can't cause trouble. If this girl is really what the eldest brother said, she is rare in the sky and hard to find in the earth. I want her for my eldest brother." , those treacherous and promiscuous young men in the county will often come to the house to cause trouble, and sooner or later trouble will arise."

"You are the captain of the county, and you are a hero who killed the evil tiger with your bare hands. Who dares to come to my house and fart?" Wu Dalang said firmly.

Wu Song was speechless. He thought to himself: "You also said that I am the head of the county. The demon tiger I killed with my bare hands was not you, brother. When I was at home, no one dared to fart, but if I What about when you’re not at home?”

Wu Song discussed with Wu Dalang: "Brother, listen to me, this girl will be a disaster. If I get her for you, we will not be able to live in peace. Just give up this idea. I will go find the matchmaker tomorrow." , give her a larger reward and ask them to work hard to find a good wife for you and a good sister-in-law for me."

Hearing what Wu Song said, Wu Dalang suddenly became angry: "Those women are just taking spiritual money and doing nothing. How much money have they made from my family over the years? What kind of things have they found for me? They are deaf, dumb, and blind." , disabled, how can any of them be normal? There is also an old woman who is almost fifty, I am marrying my wife, but I am not marrying my wife!"

Wu Song couldn't say that most matchmakers only went to a guaranteed matchmaker based on the conditions of both parties and felt that they were a good match, right?

Wu Song hesitated for a moment, then said: "Wang Po said that there is a blacksmith Wang in the west of the city, and his three daughters..."

Wu Dalang gritted his teeth and said, "The one who fell into a brazier when he was young and still dare not see anyone today?"

Wu Song was silent.

Wu Dalang turned around and left in anger!

After walking for more than ten steps in a hurry, Wu Dalang suddenly turned around and said angrily: "I don't care if others tease me. You are my biological brother, why are you teasing me?!"

Wu Dalang turned his head, walked another dozen steps, and then turned back: "You, Wu Erlang, are the captain of my Yanggu County and a hero who fights demon tigers. Your biological brother will marry a woman who dare not even leave the house. Does your face look better?!"

Wu Dalang turned his head again and walked into the city without looking back, looking at his home!

Seeing that Wu Dalang was walking away, Wu Song could only follow him.

After the brothers returned home and had a cold war for a while, Wu Dalang, who still couldn't let go of Liu Gao's wife, suppressed his anger and sat in front of Wu Song:

"Erlang, please listen to me. The lady told me personally that she does not want to be ruined by thieves. If she is taught to serve thieves, she would rather marry me. She only wants my family to be an innocent family."

Wu Song sat quietly by the oil lamp, saying nothing.

Seeing that Wu Song had no objection, Wu Dalang was greatly encouraged:

"If I rescue her, I will be helping her out of the sea of ​​suffering, and I will be her benefactor. Isn't she supposed to repay me with her life for saving her?"

Wu Song still didn't speak.

Wu Dalang thought he had convinced Wu Song and quickly continued to increase his offensive:

"I met that lady, and she seemed to be someone who repaid her kindness. Moreover, her former official had been killed by the heroes of Liangshan. She had no relatives and no reason to come to my house. In addition to living a good life with me, she could also Is there any other way?"

Next, Wu Dalang kept lobbying in Wu Song’s ears:

"If your biological eldest brother marries a first-rate wife, your Wudu will be proud of you, right?"

"If there is no woman in this home, what kind of home would it be?"

"If that lady marries into my family, she might be able to add more children to my Wu family next year!"

"..."

In a short time, Wu Dalang even thought of the name of the child he had with Liu Gao's wife.

But Wu Song never spoke.

Wu Song has nothing to say?

wrong.

Wu Song had a lot to say.

But the problem is that Wu Dalang has to be able to listen.

Wu Song had already understood that Wu Dalang was completely possessed. If he didn't get Liu Gao's wife back to Wu Dalang, no matter how reasonable the reasons he gave, Wu Dalang would always find an excuse to overthrow her.

Wu Song didn't know how he fell asleep in the end. Anyway, he sat on a stool and slept all night.

At dawn the next day, before Wu Song went to Jiang Hongfei's camp, Wu Dalang asked Wu Song to give him Liu Gao's wife. He even wanted to go with Wu Song to see Jiang Hongfei.

If it were the past, Wu Song would definitely bring Wu Dalang with him.

But this time, no matter what Wu Dalang said, Wu Song didn't take him with him.

Wu Song was afraid, no, Wu Song had already guessed that if he took Wu Dalang to see Jiang Hongfei, Wu Dalang would definitely ask Jiang Hongfei for Liu Gao's wife in his name.

If that were the case, it would definitely make the heroes of Liangshan look down on Wu Song even more.

——After meeting the heroes of Liangshan again, the attentive Wu Song has discovered that except for Jiang Hongfei who still treats him as before, the other heroes of Liangshan have alienated him. Wu Song does not blame Liangshan Heroes, he chose the path himself, and he has to bear the consequences. But when he insisted on not going to Liangshan, he went to ask Jiang Hongfei for someone. Even his eldest brother went to ask Jiang Hongfei for someone. That would be too shameless. The Liangshan heroes will definitely despise Wu Song even more.

To be honest, if it were not for Wu Dalang, Wu Song would never ask Jiang Hongfei for anything again, because Wu Song knew that he could no longer afford to pay back.

Now, even for Wu Dalang, Wu Song has to act cautiously, because if the matter is not handled well, he and Wu Dalang may be ruined.

Soon, Wu Song arrived at Jiang Hongfei's camp.

Jiang Hongfei is still so enthusiastic about Wu Song, and it has not diminished in the slightest just because Wu Song did not go to Liangshan to reunite with him.

——At least that’s how it looks on the surface.

This made Wu Song even more ashamed.

After chatting for a while, Jiang Hongfei took the initiative and asked: "Yesterday when we were having a drink, I saw that my elder brother was very worried. What's the matter? Can I help you?"

Hearing Jiang Hongfei mention this, Wu Song, who was really embarrassed to take the initiative to ask Jiang Hongfei for Liu Gao's wife, secretly sighed "Alas", and then asked without answering: "Brother, do you have a respectful person from Qingfeng Village Wenzhi Village here? ?”

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Jiang Hongfei was startled for a moment, and then asked: "Why do you ask this, dear brother?"

Wu Song didn't want to deceive Jiang Hongfei, who really had nothing to say to him, so he told the truth: "My brother saw this woman when he came to the camp yesterday to deliver cooking cakes. After returning home, all the strange things happened because of this woman."

Jiang Hongfei suddenly realized it and said with a smile: "No wonder."

Liu Gao's wife was greedy for money, vicious, a liar, and ungrateful.

But one thing is for sure, her looks are pretty good and she should be able to compete with Pan Jinlian.

It's no wonder that Wu Dalang was beside himself after seeing her.

"Brother, can I take a look at this Liu Gong?" Wu Song asked.

Jiang Hongfei didn't waste any time and asked Shi Xiu to take Wu Song to meet Liu Gao's wife.

With just one glance at Liu Gao's wife, Wu Song knew that this woman was definitely not something Wu Dalang could keep. If he took her away, there would be endless troubles.

Soon, Wu Song came back.

Jiang Hongfei asked: "Do you want this man's virtuous brother?"

Wu Song shook his head: "Brother, I don't have the luxury to endure it."

Hearing what Wu Song said, Jiang Hongfei nodded secretly and thought to himself: "Wu Song is still sensible and sensible."

Wu Song sighed: "Oh! Now I just don't know how to tell my brother about this. My brother doesn't know something. My brother is already possessed by a demon."

When an old house is on fire, it is true that once it burns, there is no way to save it.

What's more, Wudalang is a very special old house.

Naturally, it is difficult to extinguish Wu Dalang's inner fire.

Wu Song did not go to Liangshan to help him. It seems that there is no trend in this direction now. Jiang Hongfei is too lazy to waste time and energy on Wu Song anymore. Just keep it as good as now and don't cut off contact. There is no need to continue. Take care of Wu Song’s troubles.

Moreover, Jiang Hongfei knew better than anyone how important Wu Dalang was to Wu Song. Jiang Hongfei did not want to cause trouble for himself and become a stranger inside and outside.

So Jiang Hongfei said: "This matter is my brother's family matter. I have to make my own decision as to where to go. I don't want to interfere too much for the sake of my brother's inconvenience."

Wu Song also knew that he had to make his own decision on this matter.

After much hesitation, Wu Song, who had no confidence in Wu Dalang at all, still did not take away Liu Gao's wife.

Jiang Hongfei, who has many things to do, cannot stay here in Yanggu County forever.

On the same day, Jiang Hongfei and his party set up camp and returned to Shuishuibo Liangshan.

In order to cut off Wu Dalang's unrealistic fantasy, after returning home, Wu Song became cruel and said to Wu Dalang:

"That lady was called to bed by Brother Jiang Yan last night. Because she served her well, Brother Jiang Yan took her as a concubine. If I dare to snatch a woman from Brother Jiang Yan, just go and beg for it."

After Wu Dalang heard this, he felt like he was mourning for his heir...

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