Xianzun is Collapsing Every Day

Mu Chuihan stood in the main hall of Yingxuefeng, with black silk clothes on the round table in front of him.

Ye Tingjiang and Zuixing Xiaoyou lined up two sword spirits, standing opposite the round table. And beside them was a fiddle with orange fur.

Suixing looked at the table full of new clothes and was very curious: "Are these all made for us?"

Mu Chuihan picked up one of the extremely gorgeous clothes and brought it to him, coaxing, "Try it?"

Xiaoyou has followed Ye Tingjiang for a long time, and Ye Tingjiang has always advocated frugality, so it is rare for Xiaoyou to see such exaggerated and gorgeous clothes, and her face is full of eagerness to try.

And beside him, Suixing, who has been silent since the appearance of the spirit, finally protested: "Don't wear it."

"Why?" Mu Chuihan glanced at Zuixing and suddenly realized: "Zuixing, don't be jealous, you have everything Xiaoyou has. I prepared the same style."

Suixing gritted her teeth: "I'm not jealous."

He didn't expect the same thing at all!

Mu Chuihan supported his head and thought: "Then why did you stop Xiaoyou from wearing the clothes I prepared? Look at you, everyone is a sword spirit. It's too rude if you don't say hello first when you meet."

Tsuruxing has always been like a Taoist master, and he likes to chant scriptures in his ear when he has nothing to do. Mu Chuihan decided to strike first and punish his sword spirit from the moral high ground.

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, Suixing's whole face turned red, and she said to Xiaoyou vaguely: "Hello."

In just two words, he said it so bluntly and tortuously, as if one more word could kill him.

When Tsuruxing saw Xiaoyou, her whole body was as unnatural as if she had been frozen. He always felt that the current episode was somewhat familiar, as if he had seen it many times in Mu Chuihan's box of words.

A romantic man who has lost his conscience and heart, and dislikes his wife's old age, so he finds a new love outside. Just look for it, and you have to bring it to the original partner to show off your power, which is quite a villain's demeanor.

Tsukuxing suddenly understood why the original partners in the storybook were so aggrieved.

He glanced at Ye Tingjiang sympathetically, he was also a fallen person from Tianya, and he should be as strong as Ye Tingjiang.

Ye Tingjiang received the look and suddenly joined the conversation: "I think Suixing is right. These clothes are a bit... strange."

The towering shoulder pads, the skeleton and white bone decoration, and the layered black and red hem, almost didn't write "I'm a bad guy" on the bright side.

Ye Tingjiang persuaded: "It's better to be cautious and low-key when visiting the demon world unannounced."

If these clothes are really put on, they must be extremely eye-catching in the demon world.

Mu Chuihan's eyes widened: "Didn't I just want to be one with the demon cultivator?"

Ye Tingjiang thought for a while and explained, "Actually, most magic cultivators don't like to wear black."

His love for black clothes is probably not as good as his own.

Mu Chuihan's conditioned reflex: "Really, I don't believe it."

Xiaoyou looked dazed, and Suixing sneered: "I know, nine out of ten books love to write like that, you are a stereotype!"

Mu Chuihan insisted: "Huaben loves to write like this, there is always a reason for it. Are you really not thinking about it?"

Suixing stepped forward, picked out a random piece of black clothes from the table, and was about to explain in detail how unsightly this dress was. However, when he picked up his clothes, he realized something was wrong.

"This dress is so small, who are you wearing it for?" Suixing was full of distrust of his master, and asked in surprise, "You don't have other sword spirits outside, right?"

Looking at the size of the clothes, it is still a doll!

Mu Chuihan raised his hands to show his innocence, and said innocently, "No, not this time."

He pointed to Ji Ji: "Isn't this prepared for it?"

Fei Fei, who was quietly dozing on the ground, suddenly trembled with orange hair: "Meow?"

He quietly slid across the ground with his two cat claws, and quietly took two steps back.

It was a pity that these two steps did not stop Mu Chuihan from extending his sinful hands towards it. At that moment, Fei Fei used the fastest speed in his life to try to escape, but after all, he was unable to match the responsiveness of Mu Chuihan's body in its heyday.

A small orange cat, weak and helpless, was carried into the air.

The ruthless big hand put the ugly black clothes on him forcibly, and Feifei struggled to turn his head and cast a look of help at Ye Tingjiang.

Ye Tingjiang couldn't bear to look at it anymore, and said to Mu Chuhuihan, "You still...don't do this."

Mu Chuihan was very talkative, and said excitedly, "Then Xianjun, are you here to wear it?"

Ye Tingjiang closed his eyes abruptly, turned his head away, and didn't give Feifei another look.

Fei Fei looked at Suixing sadly, and found that the sword spirit's eyes flashed with a radiance of compassion and compassion, and the holy light of saving others was shrouded in it. Without needing too many words, Fei Fei understood the meaning of this holy light almost immediately.

Sacrifice a cat to make a whole family.

Finally, he looked hopelessly at his former playmate. As expected, Xiaoyou stood within a half-step distance of Mu Chuihan, with a confounding smile on his face.

Very good, Fei Fei feels that the next moment, this playmate will join the evil owner and put the black clothes on it.

It finally gave up the struggle, spread out its four legs, and let Mu Chuihan pretend.

In the time of a stick of incense, a brand-new Fei Fei appeared in front of everyone. Mu Chuihan couldn't help but exclaimed: "Feifei, you now have the demeanor of the King of Ten Thousand Demons."

The spirit of Fei Fei, who was still drooping his head just now: "Really?"

Ye Tingjiang and Tsuruxing turned their heads impatiently again.

Only Xiaoyou is touting seriously: "It's true, there's no half-truth!"

Feifei instantly raised his noble head with a bit of pride on his face.

Mu Chuihan looked at it for a moment, then suddenly thought: "I remember that I had a spiritual tool that was a paintbrush..."

If you can use a black brush to tick a circle on the round cat's eye, it will definitely add an evil and charming temperament to Fei Fei!

But before he could finish his words, Suixing read his text first, and said blankly, "I think we should go to the devil world."

Xiaoyou wondered: "But Immortal Friend Suixing, obviously you're not in a hurry..."

"Xiaoyou." Ye Tingjiang, who was taciturn, stopped his sword spirit: "The plan has changed, we need to rush to the demon world now."

After speaking, Ye Tingjiang resolutely took Mu Chuihan's hand and led him out of the hall, letting all the rest of the clothes out of his sight.

Suixing followed closely, and Mu Chuihan changed his mind and came to poison him again.

Although Xiaoyou didn't understand why Ye Tingjiang was in such a hurry, she still hugged Feifei happily and hurriedly followed behind them.

magic door.

The demon world has always been a mixture of demon cultivators and monster beasts. Ye Tingjiang's token was obtained from the demon cultivator. At this time, the magic gate they went to is also the door leading to the demon cultivator's realm.

As the only beast among them, Fei Fei naturally took the lead, and was carried by Xiao You to the front of the magic door.

The demon cultivator guarding the gate looked at them: "Cat demon clan?"

Fei Fei swallowed her anger and did not make any refutation to such an insult as the cat demon for the time being.

Mu Chuihan nodded behind him and said, "Exactly."

The gatekeeper demon Xiu looked at them suspiciously: "Five people, only one token?"

In fact, in the past, the guards of the demon gate were very loose. After all, only people from the demon world wanted to go to the righteous way to turn the world upside down. It was rare for a monk of the righteous way to come to the demon world to ask for trouble and be eroded by the demonic energy.

But in the past few days, the Demon Venerable gave an order for some unknown reason. Although this demon cultivator didn't quite understand it, he did it dutifully.

Mu Chuihan stared at the gatekeeper demon Xiu with earnest eyes. Although Ye Tingjiang's face was buckled, but a line of tears streaming down the now ordinary cheeks is still very moving: "Brother, you don't know something. This is the only one left of our Elvis Presley. The posthumous son. The king was injured by the indiscriminate monks of the right way! Before he died, he told us that the little prince must be sent to the demon world, but he only gave us a token."

Yao Xiu frowned: "Is this true?"

Fei Fei waved his claws cooperatively, showing the momentum of a generation of demon kings.

Mu Chuihan continued to work hard: "God is pitiful, he has suffered such a catastrophe before he can change his form. It is really unfair!"

The gatekeeper demon cultivator had a deep resentment towards the cultivators of the right way, and agreed: "That group of sanctimonious hypocrites will only bully the weak!"

Mu Chuihan didn't have the slightest sense of being scolded, but instead nodded frequently: "Exactly, exactly..."

He burst into tears, and finally let the gatekeeper demon Xiu let go and agreed to let them go.

However, Ye Tingjiang's serious eyes and arrogance still caught the attention of the demon cultivator when he passed through the demon gate.

"You are also a cat demon?"

The gatekeeper Yaoxiu felt that the temperament of this person had nothing to do with the demon. Oh, to say that the relationship is not without it, it is probably similar to the relationship between the demon and the demon slayer.

"He is, of course he is!" Before the gatekeeper demon Xiu said more doubts, Mu Chuihan shed two lines of hot tears again, and he barely evoked a smile, like a strong old father: "Silly child, You're so old, you still can't learn to laugh..."

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