Xiao Huanxi: I am Fang Yifan

Fang Yifan never expected that not long after sitting in the class, his stomach began to stir again.

Is this diarrhea?

Fang Yifan helplessly took the paper and ran to the toilet again.

The lock of the pit door was broken, and Fang Yifan had no choice but to use his hand against it.

After a snort, he emptied his head, thinking that he had not eaten anything this morning.

If there is really any problem, Lin Leier should be as troubled as him.

Got a cold stomach from sleeping yesterday?

This was the only reason Fang Yifan could think of.

I’ll go to the infirmary to get some medicine later.

The class bell had already rang out, and Fang Yifan still couldn’t stand up.

He felt that he still had goods in his stomach.

After a while, someone yelled outside the toilet: “Is there anyone inside – there is?” ”

She is the cleaning aunt of the school, and her voice is unique in the school and highly recognizable.

It’s all in class, where will there be people in the toilet!

Fang Yifan’s brain twitched, and he directly shouted back: “No one!” ”

The aunt outside didn’t know what kind of brain she had, and immediately replied: “I came in without anyone.” ”

“……”

Emmmm

As if something was wrong!

Fang Yifan’s head has black lines, fortunately there is a door to separate, but it is not so embarrassing.

After wiping it clean, Fang Yifan was about to open the door while holding his pants.

But coldly, the door was suddenly pushed open.

It was opposite to the cleaning aunt who was mopping the floor.

They both saw the look of surprise in each other’s eyes.

“Dragging?” Fang Yifan greeted awkwardly.

“On it!” Aunt Clean also replied awkwardly.

“Auntie, why don’t you knock on the door?”

“I’m sorry, I thought there was no one, come and clean at this time, look at the door closed, generally there is only a piece of inside.”

“……”

Fang Yifan was speechless, and then a black question mark was in his head.

There seems to be nothing wrong with this sentence, as if there is something wrong with it.

Well?

Inside?

Only a piece of?

Excrement?

(╯)╯┻┻ Lift the table

So what am I in it?

?

Fang Yifan was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood, looking at Aunt Cleaning’s embarrassed but polite embarrassed smile, he could only leave in the wrong position.

It seems to be a bit unfavorable today!

The first class was from the Chinese teacher, but Fang Yifan missed the correct time to enter the class because of diarrhea.

“Report.” Fang Yifan could only stand helplessly at the door, looking at the Chinese teacher.

“Fang Yifan, do you still know to come to class?”

“Where to run, don’t tell me it’s a toilet, it’s not interesting!”

The language teacher put down the textbook, and only then did the school start out of the situation, and will it be returned in the future?

Teacher, really, I went to the bathroom this time is interesting!

Fang Yifan couldn’t really say it according to his heart, he only said:

“Teacher, you are really like a god, go to the toilet.”

“Going to the toilet is in the classical text, how should it be described?”

The Chinese teacher asked lightly.

Fang Yifan felt like he was about to be depressed, I know.

They were all learned through nine years of compulsory education, why are you so bothered?

After trying to think about it for a while, Fang Yifan tentatively replied, “Izuku? ”

“And what?” The language teacher nodded slightly and asked.

“……”

One is already very difficult, well, give me satisfaction!

Fang Yifan’s brows furrowed, and he asked after a while: “Changing clothes?” ”

“Yes, if you don’t study the textbooks, go and learn these crooked ways?”

“Go in and sit!”

The language teacher pouted and said.

“……”

Fang Yifan’s heart is very tired, I will, no, no, even more wrong!

It’s so hard!

Fang Yifan sat back in his seat, he really didn’t have the spirit to do anything else.

When I was doing radio gymnastics after class, there was a message prompt on WeChat.

Bai Yiyi: Little brother, I have something to tell you at noon. (*^__^*) Hee-hee…

Fang Yifan: Got it, see you at noon. (*^▽^*)

Finally, by noon, Fang Yifan was already hungry and almost hanging.

Weakly coming to the restaurant, Fang Yifan said hello to Bai Yiyi, who was already waiting there.

Then took the dinner plate and went to the queue, Bai Yiyi saw this, and hurriedly took the dinner plate and lined up behind him.

“Is there something big, so serious as you just said?”

When Fang Yifan was waiting, he asked Bai Yiyi behind him boredly.

“I’ll tell you later, it’s a good thing.” Bai Yiyi said with a grin.

“Oh.” Fang Yifan didn’t say anything more, beat a chicken leg rice, and went to the corner to find a place.

Within two minutes, Bai Yiyi followed.

Fang Yifan looked at the edamame eggs on her plate again, a little speechless.

This girl just identified a dish, planning to eat it greasy?

“Today a boy in our class confessed to a sophomore in high school.”

0 Ask for flowers…

When Bai Yiyi sat down, she asked casually.

“No, did it work?”

“Nope.”

“I think so too!” Fang Yifan said without surprise.

“Why?” Bai Yiyi frowned slightly.

“What age are you still confessing?”

“Date out to see a movie!”

“If I am willing to hold hands with you, I will find an opportunity to hold hands.”

“If you are willing to hold hands, you will start rubbing your face.”

“Confession, doesn’t this give people the opportunity to refuse?”

“Your class’s top student is a bit stupid!”

Fang Yifan said.

“So you think I’m a bit silly too, right?”

Sister Bai Yiyi looked aggrieved.

“……”

Girl, you’re digging a hole for me, and it’s a sinkhole.

Fang Yifan still wanted to die and said, “You are very different from him. ”

0………..

“What a difference.”

“I didn’t refuse you.”

Sister Bai Yiyi snorted and gave Fang Yifan a beautiful white eye.

“Are you going to tell me about this today?” Fang Yifan broke into a cold sweat in his heart.

I don’t know if he got away with it, or Miss Bai Yiyi let him go.

“No, look at this!” Bai Yiyi handed the phone to Fang Yifan.

Fang Yifan took it, it was an advertisement, or it was bik.

Cobik solicited creative short video ads nationwide, with 10,000 prizes for finalists, and 100,000 top 100,000.

In the end, the winner will be voted by netizens across the country, and the prize will be one million.

Million???

Fang Yifan’s eyes are bright, this is a special head.

What if you get hit?

Even if you don’t win, you can enter the top ten, even if you are just shortlisted, you have money to get.

“I just sent it today!” Fang Yifan glanced at the time and muttered.

The submission time is one month, and the award will take another month, and the total of the activity will end in two months.

“Well, I think you’ll be interested, so I’ll take a look at you.” Bai Yiyi said with a grin.

“Of course interested, but how could Cobik suddenly hold such an event?” Fang Yifan was a little puzzled.

“I heard that in the past three or four months, Kebik has been very sad, and many stores have removed them.”

“I probably want to rely on advertising to win a wave of popularity and increase the bargaining chips with stores.”

Sister Bai Yiyi guessed casually.

When Fang Yifan suddenly thought of accompanying Yingzi to watch Mission Impossible, he really almost didn’t buy a Cobik…

ps: seven more, 426, one more less … Enter…_

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