Xingtie: My mission master joins the chat group

As if recalling the taste of mushrooms, Paimon showed a happy expression on his face.

Wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth, Ying also silently restored the small hole on the ground and threw the stone tablet into the pond in the distance.

Looking at Paimon's appearance, it is obvious that this is not the first time he has eaten this thing.

It hasn't been poisoned to death yet, is this thing really not poisonous?

Ying carefully cut the mushroom with a sword, and saw that the cut surface changed color as soon as it came into contact with the air, and he was 100% sure that this thing was poisonous.

"Wind! Hey!"

Not daring to take action, Ying aimed his palm at the poisonous mushrooms on the ground, and the wind element in his palm turned into a wind bomb.

Blow the poisonous mushrooms away.

Seeing this scene, Paimon's eyes revealed pity and touched his belly.

"No wonder I feel sleepy every time I eat it, it turns out it's poisonous..."

But I've eaten it so many times and nothing happened...

"Forget it!" Paimon shook his head twice quickly, retracted his gaze from the mushroom, and muttered: "I don't want to experience the feeling of poisoning yet!"

Be safe!

To be on the safe side, Paimon decided to cross it out of his diet.

"Alas! Sunset fruit!"

Seeing the sunset fruit tree not far away, Paimon flew towards the fruit tree.

Looking at the other person's back, Ying murmured: "Is this what the supreme delicacy should look like?"

Immune to all poisons, is it so magical?

I don't know if others can inherit such abilities after eating it.

Xing: By the way, what does the god who kidnapped your brother look like?

Ying had been waiting for someone to ask, and sent out the top painting he had prepared for a long time!

Looking at the picture sent by Ying in the group, Xing admitted that this painting was very top-notch!

Top-notch abstraction!

Like a stick figure!

Lin Mao: This is a stick figure!

Several lines represent the limbs and torso, a crooked circle represents the head, and two dots for eyes.

A 45-degree nose, and no mouth.

But even so, Lin Mao can still recognize the other person's true identity from the white hair and the eyes marked with arrows and marked as gold.

Ying: Who? !

Ying was a little excited. Even the gods of Mondstadt didn't know the other person's identity. Unexpectedly, Lin Mao, an outsider, knew it!

Looking at this masterpiece, Xing had a flash of inspiration in his mind.

Xing: Huh? I think I know who it is too...

Ying: You two @Xing@Lin Mao! Don't keep us in suspense! Tell me who it is? Where does she live?

As long as she knows who the other person is and where she lives, she will immediately call someone to fuck her mother!

Lin Mao & Xing: Kiana!

[Ding! "Administrator" Lin Mao has been muted for one minute by "Group Master" Kiana! 】

Kiana: Why are you calling me in the group? Are you wronged?

Playing the mute card first, Kiana reappeared in the chat group.

Ying didn't understand why the two called Kiana out.

Xing: Oh! Her! Her! Oh! The big devil is here, I can't say much, you go figure it out yourself!

After saying that, Xing didn't say anything, and could only hate Ying alone on the Starry Sky Train for not being able to understand the meaning of his words.

[Ding! "Administrator" Lin Mao has lifted the mute! ]

Ying: Fairy on the Immortal Boat! Please tell my daughter who that person is! Where is he!

Lin Mao: You look!

Ying waited for a long time, but didn't know what Lin Mao wanted her to see.

Lin Mao:... I forgot, I can't get the photo now.

Damn! A great power, but trapped in this small body, unable to display it!

Hate it!

Papaya Star Spirit!

Oh, I called the wrong name. The one who hated her was that ‘Ah↑’, and it had nothing to do with me.

Since there was no way to get a photo, Lin Mao decided to get straight to the point.

Lin Mao: Kiana = unknown god.

Kiana: Kiana ≠ unknown god!

Kiana: How did I become the unknown god who kidnapped Brother Ying!

Xing: I think so too. Look, Ying is already hundreds of years old...

“Hmm?”

Ying got hard!

He clenched his fists tightly, and was trembling with anger at Xing.

He was so angry! What’s wrong with being hundreds of years old! I’ve been eating your rice for hundreds of years!

Xing: Kiana and I are both young girls of seventeen or eighteen...

Kiana: Then you are older than me.

Xing:?

Kiana: Both numbers you mentioned are older than me.

“Damn it!”

Xing: @Lin Mao, brother, I advise you to stay away from her!

Lin Mao: It's okay, you are older than me too.

Xing: ? ? ?

So the management is all a bunch of brats, right!

Lin Mao: You really believed me when I was teasing you?

Kiana: I'm not kidding. @Xing, I'm not older than you.

Xing: 6, I'm not even a full month today, I'm older than you.

Lin Mao: 666

Ying: 666

Alicia: 666

Estella: ...Lin Mao: I'll testify! What Xing said is true, she's not even a month old yet.

Xing: Humph! Who do you think is the youngest kid in the group!

Xing: Let's get back to the point. When Ying and her brother were attacked by an unknown god, Kiana... not just Kiana, I guess all of us weren't even born yet!

Xing: That person couldn't be her!

Ying nodded. That's true, but...

Why do I feel offended?

Looking at the words 'not yet born', Ying was stunned. Does that mean she's the oldest in the group?

Ying: Why don't you call me senior?

Ying put her hands on her hips.

Xing: Just...

Lin Mao: Why is the old woman acting like a virgin?

Xing: You're still good at scolding!

Alicia: A cultured person!

Kiana: A great poet of Xianzhou!

Esta: ...

It's broken! It seems that I can't fit in!

After Lin Mao finished saying this, he suddenly felt a little cold on his forehead. He touched it and found nothing.

It was just his own illusion.

He looked up at the sun that was slowly moving above his head and the cloudless sky.

There was still no trace of Ji Zi above...

'Ji Zi can't fly, how could there be her figure in the sky. '

"Aircraft! The figure of the aircraft will be fine!"

Lin Mao rolled his eyes.

Little Theresa is always nitpicking!

It's not a good idea to wait like this. Lin Mao opened the chat group and @Kiana in the chat group, ready to ask her to help contact Ji Zi.

Tell the other party where you are now.

Kiana: Mao Mente!

After a while, the sound of the aircraft came from far away. He looked at the open door of the aircraft and Ji Zi was standing in it.

Waiting for the dead fish eyes to stare at him.

"Theresa, can you tell me why you suddenly opened the Divine Grace Barrier?"

It almost caused me to crash!

She was still young, not to mention that she had hope of survival now, but she didn't want to crash and become the boss.

Hearing the other party's blaming tone, Lin Mao scratched his cheek awkwardly.

At the beginning, he only wanted to do Honkai, and didn't think so much.

Seeing the embarrassment on Lin Mao's face, Yaezakura stood up and described what had just happened in detail.

Jizi first looked at Yaezakura curiously, and as the other party talked more and more, Jizi fell silent.

Looking at Lin Mao, he sighed and patted his shoulder.

"Go back and take a good vacation for yourself. I will help you with the work of Saint Freya."

'Okay! '

Lin Mao nodded.

Yaezakura looked up and down at Jizi, "You should be the person who 'needs' in Theresa's mouth, right?"

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