Yandere Empress: Man, You Are Me!

Daqian.

Imperial capital.

Lu Changsheng placed Xiao Ai and Lu Xuechun in Lu Mansion to live temporarily.

Subsequently.

Lu Changsheng came to the courtyard, and the cute maid of the delicate water spirit, Xiao Ling, stood aside and poured a cup of tea for Lu Changsheng.

Lu Changsheng picked up the teacup, took a slow sip, and then said, "Xiao Ling, during the time I was not in the imperial capital, did anything major happen in the imperial capital?"

When Xiao Ling heard this, Shui Lingling's big eyes couldn't help blinking, and said: "Sir, it's not a secret, in the past few days since you left, too many touching things have happened in the imperial capital."

"Let's hear it."

Lu Changsheng took a slow sip of tea.

"All said?" After hesitating for a while, Xiao Ling said in a witty manner.

Information is such a thing, but it's so important.

Whoever has first-hand information, or the more information they have, the more room for manipulation.

So this thing, almost no one is too much.

However, Xiao Ling, this girl, has a bit of a broken mouth and a thin mouth, and can speak.

It is also very capable of grinding.

Of course, Lu Changsheng is to blame for this.

If it weren't for Lu Changsheng, Xiao Ling's mouth would have been thinned.

Xiao Ling may not be able to say as much as he does now.

Therefore.

In order to prevent Xiao Ling from telling some philistine news.

Lu Changsheng said: "Pick up the key points."

When Xiao Ling heard this, he tilted his head and thought about it, the point... It was as if in her mind, everything was the point.

So.

Xiao Ling thought carefully for a moment, stretched out his first finger to Lu Changsheng, and said: "Sir, this first important thing happened in Dongcheng, and the widow Zhou's house in Dongcheng didn't raise a sow, but I don't know why, one night, this sow actually went up the tree."

Lu Changsheng: "???"

Sow on a tree?

Is this important news?

Xiaoling, can you not be so superficial?

Say something useful!

Just when Lu Changsheng was about to give Xiao Ling a range.

Xiao Ling's face suddenly became solemn, "And, sir, do you know, the most bizarre thing about this matter is not that the sow went up the tree, but that this sow was accidentally pregnant, Xiao Ling guessed, this may be artificial." Hearing

this, the corners of Lu Changsheng's mouth immediately twitched.

He suddenly felt that his pure mind was about to be defiled.

"Sir, you said that the unexpected pregnancy of the sow is a distortion of human nature or a moral decline?"

Xiao Ling asked with a serious look.

Lu Changsheng: "..." "

Is there anything else?"

Lu Changsheng's face turned dark and said.

"Of course there is."

Xiao Ling looked up arrogantly.

Thinking to herself, there is nothing in the imperial capital that she does not know.

The old king next door secretly went to the daughter-in-law of the old Zhou family next door, and she knew it.

What else is going on in this imperial capital that she doesn't know?

Xiao Ling immediately stretched out his second finger and said, "This second thing is really a big thing, it involves Wang Zilin, the attendant of Hubu, and I heard that the female emperor was shocked by this!"

Finally useful news.

Lu Changsheng's expression immediately became serious, obviously this was definitely a big deal.

Involving real power figures such as Hube Shilang, and also alarming the female emperor Luo Yicheng, could it be that the imperial court of the imperial capital has made another personnel change, or is it a reshuffle of forces?

The more Lu Changsheng thought about it, the more serious his expression became.

And he said, "You tell me more."

Xiao Ling nodded and said, "One night, in the mansion of the Hubu Attendant, an earth-shattering shook suddenly erupted... No, it's a heart-rending scream, or an angry roar.

"Although it's too far away from here, I haven't heard it, but the people around Tobe Shirou can hear it clearly."

Hearing this, Lu Changsheng's sword eyebrows frowned tightly, could it be that Hube Shilang was killed?

In Wang Zilin's mansion, when such a thing happened, how could it feel like being assassinated?

How fierce is the struggle for power in the court?

Or, what enemies does Wang Zilin have?

In an instant, all kinds of intrigues flashed in Lu Changsheng's mind.

Xiao Ling didn't know what Lu Changsheng was thinking, and she continued: "Sir, do you know what happened?"

"What's going on?"

Lu Changsheng looked serious and said in a condensed voice.

Xiao Ling said: "At that time, Wang Zilin had vomiting symptoms and asked a doctor to treat him, and after the doctor's diagnosis and treatment were completed, he gave a conclusion."

"What conclusion?"

Lu Changsheng began to brainstorm, could it be poisoned?

As a senior poisoning person, Lu Changsheng would get wet every time he was poisoned.

Therefore, Lu Changsheng felt this kind of thing poisoning.

After all, that was his innocence.

"The conclusion is, Tobe Shirou, he's pregnant!"

Xiao Ling said with a look of excitement.

Lu Changsheng: "???"

All the brainstorming was suddenly dissipated by this sentence.

Me?

Pregnant?

Make no mistake, right?

This household attendant is an authentic gentleman?

Lu Changsheng suddenly looked confused, brainstorming for so long, and various predictions about this matter appeared in his mind, but he really didn't expect that a man was pregnant.

Moreover, he is still an old man in his sixties.

Make no mistake?

The corner of Lu Changsheng's mouth twitched, and then said: "Is it a misdiagnosis?"

"Oh, sir, you are so smart!"

When Xiao Ling heard this, he immediately looked shocked and adored.

Thinking that his own master is so shrewd, this can be thought of, it seems that the intelligence of the master is very high!

And when Lu Changsheng heard this, the whole person was stunned.

This...... Is this okay too?

You don't need to think about this, you also know that it is misdiagnosed?

Can men still get pregnant?

Then I still believe that the sow of the widow's house in the east of the city can go up the tree.

The corner of Lu Changsheng's mouth twitched fiercely.

And this time.

Xiao Ling said: "This matter alarmed the female emperor, so the female emperor sent an imperial doctor the next day, and once diagnosed, it was indeed a misdiagnosis."

Lu Changsheng looked at Xiao Ling: "Is this the end?"

"Well, it's over." Xiao Ling nodded obediently, looking like a matter of course.

Lu Changsheng: "..."

Can this Nima also be said to be an important thing?

The corner of Lu Changsheng's mouth twitched, looked at this delicate water spirit girl, and said: "Xiao Ling, can you say something valuable?" If you do this, you will make the reader feel that I am counting words.

"You know, what I hate the most is the water word count."

But sir, you are counting words in water....

Xiao Ling couldn't help but complain faintly in his heart.

"The third important thing, Aunt Zhang in Nancheng was arrested for selling gutter oil."

Xiao Ling said.

Lu Changsheng: "..."

Lu Changsheng walked over to Xiao Ling with a kind smile.

Then leaned down, next to Xiao Ling's ear, and said loudly, "Pick up the key points!" Xiao

Ling: "..."