Yandere Empress: Man, You Are Me!

This chapter is a bit watery, forgive me.

Because I want to share something funny with everyone.

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Another day and night that makes all readers envious.

Lu Changsheng was oppressed for two days and two nights in a row, which can be said to be quite happy, no, quite painful.

After all, this paid for his innocence and perfection.

However, fortunately, his innocent body can be refreshed regularly every day, otherwise, Lu Changsheng will definitely die sadly.

"You bullied me for a day and a night, now you can help me lift the ban on this jade bed..."

said Lu Changsheng with a bitter face.

The young master's movements are very elegant, and on the beautiful and beautiful face, there is also a lingering satisfaction.

However, her eyes have gradually become cold, and her expression has once again returned to its former coldness, and she said coldly: "It's okay to let you go, but you have to satisfy the Buddha-figure... Well...... A more perverted requirement. Lu

Changsheng: "..."What

requirements?"

The corner of Lu Changsheng's mouth twitched, and he thought, what kind of requirements, can be described by the word pervert.

This perverted request, is it serious?

Lu Changsheng looked at Shao Si Ming with a wary expression.

The corners of Shao Siming's mouth suddenly rose a little badly, and his voice was crisp and beautiful: "Call Dad."

Lu Changsheng: "!!"

Lu Changsheng: "???"

Lu Changsheng: "..."

What?

What?

What is it called?

Call Dad?

Suddenly, Lu Changsheng's eyes widened, his face was stunned, he looked at the young master, sluggish for a long time, before he asked with a confused face: "You... What did you say? I may have misheard, you are saying it again.

"I said Daddy." The young master repeated it seriously.

"What's it called?" Lu Changsheng said as if he hadn't heard it.

"Call Daddy." The young master said through gritted teeth.

Lu Changsheng still seemed to have heard it and said, "What is it called?"

"Dad." The young master said word by word, gritting his teeth, and he couldn't wait to step forward and beat Lu Changsheng violently.

"Hey!"

When Lu Changsheng heard these two words, he immediately answered with satisfaction.

Shao Si Ming: "!!"

"Lu Changsheng, you are looking for death!"

Suddenly, the young master realized that she was tricked by Lu Changsheng, and in an instant she was very angry, and without saying a word, she bullied Lu Changsheng in this secret room again.

Thereupon.

Again something that cannot be described to the reader for a day and a night.

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"Hmph!"

On a brand new day, Shao Siming snorted extremely arrogantly, looking at the crying pear blossom with rain, and Lu Changsheng, who was bullied by the landlord's little daughter-in-law, was very satisfied in his heart, full of a perverted feeling.

Here.

Without saying a word, the young master helped Lu Changsheng lift the ban, "The Buddha-figure left first, and in a month, if there is no movement in the stomach, the Buddha-figure will go to you."

"You've got to take me out, there's a Medusa out there!"

When Lu Changsheng heard this, he said immediately.

The young master gave him a blank look and said, "Don't worry, the formation that trapped her will take three days to lift, so you can leave here as soon as possible in these three days."

Hear this.

Lu Changsheng nodded and was about to say thanks, but the young master had already disappeared in front of him.

"This woman, fast enough..."

Lu Changsheng shook his head and walked out of the secret room, and then saw Queen Medusa trapped in the palace.

At this time, there was a white light around Medusa, and the white light bound her to it, making her immobile.

And saw Lu Changsheng come out of the secret room.

Medusa suddenly showed an angry expression, and Lu Changsheng saw it, and suddenly felt very proud in his heart, and another thought arose.

"Since this woman is trapped, then I have to clean her up and find the previous field, anyway, there are still three days."

Lu Changsheng thought in his heart.

Then, Lu Changsheng walked in front of Medusa, stared at this stunning beauty with a bad smile, and said, "Gee, it's really feng shui turns, come to my house next year, Queen Medusa, have you ever thought that you also have today, hehe, sins."

When Queen Medusa heard this, she was furious, and said: "Don't be proud, when King Ben comes out, he will kill you immediately!"

"Huh."

Lu Changsheng immediately smiled coldly at this, and then said quietly, "Then it depends on whether you have that ability."

"Don't put on this stinky face, come, give the master a smile."

Lu Changsheng said with a smile.

The Demon King Medusa stared at him coldly, his expression was like frost, cold and terrifying.

"Oh, don't laugh, then I'll make you laugh."

Lu Changsheng couldn't help but smile coldly at this, his mind to tease the Medusa Demon King came up, so he wouldn't give up!

"King Ben won't laugh, don't work in vain!"

The Medusa Demon King lightly opened his red lips and said angrily.

Seeing this, Lu Changsheng couldn't help but smile coldly, and then said, "Since that's the case, then you can listen to me."

"That said, today, I saw my goddess online, and I sent her a message: "Is it there?

Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, "Pulling, is something wrong?" "

I was excited, oh my God! The goddess actually replied to me! It was still such a private topic, so I replied with patience and excitement: Then you pull slowly, and then talk after pulling. "

An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished pulling..."

Lu Changsheng looked at the Medusa Demon King, thinking that he was so funny and didn't laugh?

It seems to be quite resistant.

Thereupon.

Lu Changsheng continued: "

Guan Yu said that the army surrounded us, run, Liu Bei said, Guan Yu helped me break the back. Regarding the two words cut Liu Chan in half, Liu Bei said, not this, Guan Yu cut Liu Bei's second son in two without saying a word. Liu Bei, say it's not this!! Suddenly, between Liu Bei's legs, blood flowed..." "

The method of identifying the lady rotten woman, ask what is the antonym of his attack?" He who answers must be a corrupt woman, and he who answers must be a lady.

So I asked our company's second-class female colleague what is the antonym?

The female colleague replied: Mother. Me: I am talking about the attack of the attack, and the female colleague replied: I answered the mother of the hen! All right! You won, I was speechless..."

"Lao Zhang is dead. Lao Zhang especially liked to pout before his death, whether it was reasonable or not, whether it was worth it or not, he liked to make peace on any topic, and he had to fight for the upper hand in everything. Moreover, the ears are also Trane.

On the day of the funeral, colleagues went. After the body was buried, several people grunted and quietly studied the black coat of a mourner.

One said that he was wearing Australian material, and the other did not admit it, saying that it was at most wool from Inner Mongolia. At this time, a voice suddenly came from the grave: "Cut! You don't understand! This is the sheep of New Zealand!"

"

The Tang monk and apprentice passed through the daughter's country, and the king fell in love with Sanzang and resolutely refused to let him pass.

"The elder's surname is Tang, and it is sweet to mourn. If you can find a sweeter monk, let him go." She said to the brothers.

"What's so hard about that." The sand monk turned over and jumped on the white dragon horse, and for a while even the air was sweet.

The queen asked why.

The sand monk sneered, "So adults, don't you know that 'sand riding' is very sweet?"

Lu Changsheng: "..."

No, this is not laughing, how funny this is!"

He didn't even laugh, Lu Chang heard these jokes in his previous life, but the laughing people turned on their backs.

What's going on with this woman?

Lu Changsheng was a little speechless.

He thought about it again, and the desire to win or lose in his heart came up, and he thought, I don't believe it, you can help but not laugh.

Thereupon.

Lu Changsheng thought for a while, and said again: "

One day, my wife asked me: Husband, do you say the fragrance of family flowers or wildflowers?

I was secretly proud when I heard it: Nima, this still wants to test me? It's too simple.

So, I said: Of course, it's the fragrance of family flowers....

When my wife heard this, she slapped me and gave me a look....

Me: Wife, what's wrong? Did I say something wrong? Why are you hitting me?

Wife: Nima, I haven't looked for wildflowers, how do you know that house flowers are more fragrant than wildflowers, and you have learned to compare?

"Do you know what's the most embarrassing thing in the world? Just go to a friend's house to go to the toilet, the poop is too thick and the toilet is blocked... The family was repairing the toilet, and I was there watching..."

"My husband sometimes falls asleep and wants to talk in his dreams, and occasionally he is woken up by his dream talk, but I'm used to it." Yesterday he started talking in his dreams again, saying: "I like you so much, I really love you... or something like that.

I felt so sweet lying next to him, so I casually asked him, "Do you really love me so much?" Unexpectedly, he actually answered me: "Of course, you are my husband!" "

I slept so sleepily, and I always felt wrong when I woke up the next day."

"I was walking with my brother, I answered a phone call to promote insurance, and I hung up after a few perfunctory words, and then I complained that grass, this year I also sell insurance by phone, who buys it, my brother

asked me, what does "grass" mean? I thought for a moment that I couldn't teach my bad brother, so I said that grass means help.

Later, on the way, my brother helped an old grandmother cross the road, and when he returned home, he told his parents that today he grassed an old grandmother... Mom and Dad have green faces...

.."Hahahaha..." "Hahahaha..."

Saying that, Lu Changsheng himself couldn't help it, and laughed out loud, and the laughing person turned on his back, covering his stomach, and his laughing stomach hurt.

But.

From beginning to end, Medusa was cold, looking at Lu Changsheng like a fool.

Lu Changsheng covered his stomach and laughed for a long time, seeing that from beginning to end, Medusa looked at him with a cold face, and couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, and slowly smiled.

"Isn't it funny?"

Medusa glanced at him coldly and said, "What are you talking about, is it funny?"

Lu Changsheng listened, this is the reaction, I lean, what I said is too modern, it is a joke in that world, how can she understand?

Thereupon.

Lu Changsheng slowly retracted his smile.

However, Lu Changsheng really knew few ancient jokes.

Therefore, Lu Changsheng had to give up this idea.

"I'll spare you first this time!"

Lu Changsheng glared at Medusa viciously, then stretched out his hand and slapped the Medusa Demon King's butt.

Then he kissed her fiercely, and only then did he go away in Medusa's angry gaze that could kill people.

"Lu Changsheng, you wait, King Ben wants you to look good sooner or later!"

Queen Medusa roared angrily in her heart.

And Lu Changsheng quickly left the palace.

Then, run in the direction where the fire is.

It took three days to heal.

The injuries from the fire have almost recovered.

I saw Lu Changsheng come here.

Leaving the fire immediately stepped forward and asked, "Why did Brother Lu go?"

Of course, I did it....

When Lu Changsheng heard this, he immediately complained faintly in his heart.

Then, Lu Changsheng said seriously: "I have had a hard negotiation with the demon king of Medusa in the past three days, and although there was a little mistake in the negotiation process, the result was good, so now we can pass here."

"What?"

Hearing Lu Changsheng's words, he was immediately taken aback, looked at Lu Changsheng with a look of shock and disbelief, and said, "You said that you negotiated with the Medusa Demon King?"

"Hmm."

Lu Changsheng nodded lightly.

"You know her?"

Away from the fire heart was shocked, the waves were undulating, and said.

Lu Changsheng shook his head and said,

"I don't know..." "I don't know, how did you negotiate with her?"

Li Huo said with a moving face.

Lu Changsheng looked honest and said, "It's simple, because I'm handsome enough."

Off fire: "???"

What kind of stuff?

Handsome enough?

What is the reason for this?

The corner of the mouth twitched from the fire.

And at this time, Lu Changsheng leaned into the ear of the fire and said in a low voice: "To tell you the truth, this Medusa demon is actually a... Face control. "

Off the fire:"..."The

moment.

Under Lu Changsheng's lead.

Li Huo followed him with a frightened face, passed through the Heavenly Broken Mountain Range, and came to the realm of the Flame Empire.

And at this time.

In the imperial capital of the Flame Empire.

A stunning woman wearing a flame robe, with a hot figure, a beautiful face, and a noble and majestic temperament, stood on the wall of the imperial palace, overlooking the bustling and prosperous scene of the imperial capital, and slowly thought: "Away from the fire, why are you still there?" Is there some danger? Just

when this stunning woman was worried.

An old eunuch came behind the woman and said in a low voice, "Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager has something to summon you."

Hear this.

This stunning woman immediately clenched her fists, and a look of unwillingness suddenly appeared on her face.

"What's the matter?"

This woman is none other than the Stunning Female Emperor of the Flame Empire, the Flame Female Emperor, and the Immortal of Leave!

"The slave doesn't know."

The old eunuch lowered his head and said.

In the eyes of the immortals, a flash of anger flashed, now that most of the imperial government is controlled by the Empress Dowager, she has a tendency to become a puppet emperor.

Therefore, the relationship between her now and the current Empress Dowager is extremely bad.

Taking a deep breath, he said from Xian Xian: "There are still some things to deal with, and after a while..." "

The Empress Dowager Niangniang said, if Your Majesty does not go, Princess Taiping's life, Niangniang will not be able to guarantee..."

The old eunuch said out loud before Li Xian finished speaking.

Swish!

The fists clenched tighter, even white, she suppressed the humiliation and anger in her heart, and said in a low voice: "Lead the way!"