Yandere Empress: Man, You Are Me!

Lu Changsheng was stunned.

What?

What's the thing?

Where to touch?

buttocks？

Make no mistake, right?

System, do you have a hole in your head?

The corners of Lu Changsheng's mouth immediately twitched violently, and he said in his heart: "System, are you serious?

The system said, "Well, of course seriously.

Lu Changsheng: "Then what if I don't touch it?"

The system said, "If you don't touch it, you'll all die."

Lu Changsheng: "%¥#@¥"

If it weren't for the need to hide and not make a sound, Lu Changsheng would have cursed a long time ago.

System, you old!

Lu Changsheng was speechless, and his heart was a little apprehensive.

At this time, Liu Bloodsong was lying on his side, just facing Lu Changsheng.

This one...... If you accidentally touch it, it should be no problem.

Lu Changsheng stretched out his hand in disdain.

Then, quietly rubbed a little.

"Ugh!"

Suddenly, Liu Blood Song screamed, and on that cold and beautiful face, there was suddenly a red, and the red halo reached the root of the crystal ear.

It's very beautiful.

And this scream frightened Han Xiyun.

"Daughter, what's wrong with you? Why is it so loud again? Could it be a daymare?

Han Xiyun said with a surprised look.

The corner of Liu Bloodsong's mouth squeezed out a smile with difficulty, and the pink fist under the futon was clenched fiercely.

At this time, she was furious in her heart, and it can be said that she was already on the verge of breaking out.

"It's nothing, my daughter just thinks that this chasing boy is so difficult... I was surprised.

Liu Blood Song said.

When Han Xiyun heard this, her face and gaze became a little strange

, and she thought, why does this sound so fake?

Han Xiyun couldn't figure it out.

At this time, Lu Changsheng, who was under the futon, was also frightened by the scream of Liu Blood Song.

A heart immediately grabbed his throat and thought, it seems that this time is bad.

Lu Changsheng was worried in his heart.

And at this very time.

Liu Bloodsong's face changed slightly, because she suddenly sensed an uncontrollable domineering air flow that was quickly released from her body.

Immediately, her body shook, and then 'poof'.

A little fairy's fart is spread out in the quilt.

Lu Changsheng

: "..." Han Xiyun: "..." Liu

Blood Song: "!! "

Aaaaa

What a shame, what a shame!

This girl actually rushed at Lu Changsheng, the bastard, and fart!

Bah!

How could this girl reward him so much?

Willow Blood is ashamed not to do it.

And Han Xiyun's face is also a little embarrassed, after all, listening to her daughter fart, it is really very... That's a lot.

The corner of Han Xiyun's mouth twitched slightly, and the tip of her nose moved.

The smell of farts, which originally only permeated in the quilt, had now permeated the air.

It made Han Xiyun's face turn blue.

"Daughter, this matter of chasing men, let's talk about it at night, my mother still has something to do now, so I will leave first."

After saying this, Han Xiyun hurriedly left this room, ran outside, and then took a big breath of fresh air.

At the same time, I also secretly wondered in my heart, thinking, how many onions did my daughter eat yesterday, and the fart was so smelly!

Wow!

It is worthy of being my daughter Han Xiyun, and a fart is so earth-shattering!

But, ahem, I really almost didn't smoke the old lady to death!

The corner of Han Xiyun's mouth twitched fiercely, and then quickly left here.

And after Han Xiyun left.

Liu Bloodsong, who was embarrassed and indignant, immediately lifted the quilt and was trying to find Lu Changsheng to settle the account.

But, at this time.

She was surprised to find that Lu Changsheng's state at this time was very wrong.

At this time, this handsome man who is the number one in the world.

His face was livid, and his eyes rolled white.

There was still foaming at the mouth, and his whole body was convulsing....

In the end, this handsome man who was the number one in the world turned out to be a two-legged glarat.

was completely fainted by the power of Liu Blood Song's fart.

Thereupon.

Willow Blood Song: Oh.

Aaaaah!!

So shy!

Liu Blood Ge blushed like a monkey's butt, and was ashamed to find a place to get in.

At the same time, she was also very upset.

Thought.

Hey

~he~

People's farts, obviously so fragrant, what is your reaction?

Bah!

Scumbag!

Just know how to cheat and drink!

After eating, I still want to pretend to be dizzy and not admit it.

What an authentic scumbag!

Hum!

Liu Bloodsong thought in annoyance, then opened the window and quickly ventilated.

Disperse the poisonous gas in this room.

And this time.

The sound of the system sounded in Lu Changsheng's ears.

"Did you complete the check-in under the Willow Blood Song futon?"

The host did not answer.

The system paused, and then said: "Did you complete the check-in under the willow blood song futon?" Still

no answer.

System: "???

"Host, host, do you still want to check in?"

"Host?"

"This check-in reward is very rich!"

"Host, you squeak!"

At this time, the system had a question mark in its head, thinking that this is wrong, why is the host silent.

He opened the Emperor's perspective and looked towards Lu Changsheng.

"Well, host, what's wrong with you?"

"Why is your face so livid, and you are foaming at the mouth..."

"Host, do you want it?" Do I need to call you 120? "

The system was a mess.

......

......

Near noon.

Lu Changsheng slowly woke up and found that he was lying in a small forest in the wild.

He immediately sat up.

Look around.

I couldn't help but shake my head and thought, what's going on?

How did Lao Tzu sleep here?

Lu Changsheng couldn't help but think carefully.

Then, it seems, something came to mind.

Lu Changsheng's body immediately froze!

His face also changed suddenly!

Depend on!

Lao Tzu remembered!

It's a fart!

It's that fart!

Lao Tzu was fainted by the little fairy's fart!

Thinking of this, Lu Changsheng suddenly felt a little humiliated.

I thought, Lao Tzu is a dignified gentleman, but he was fainted by a fart, which is really embarrassing!

Lu Changsheng got up.

I suddenly remembered the check-in thing.

Immediately said: "System, where is my check-in?" When

the system heard this, his voice actually brought joy and said, "Did you complete the check-in under the willow blood song futon?"

Lu Changsheng immediately said, "Sign in."

"Successful sign-in, congratulations to the host for obtaining the divine pet: Soft Bone Cat!"

As soon as the words fell

, a cute little white cat appeared in front of Lu Changsheng.

This little white cat has bright and bright eyes like amber, and is full of furry, like glutinous rice dumplings, so small.

At the same time, the information about the soft bone cat quickly entered Lu Changsheng's mind.

And after digesting this information.

Lu Changsheng was stunned!

Because he didn't expect that this soft bone cat turned out to be a god pet that could constantly evolve.

And the final evolution of the soft bone cat is a charming cat-eared lady!

Moreover, this is a god pet, and the strength is very strong!

In the future, it can definitely become a big help for Lu Changsheng.

"Do you want to name the soft bone cat?"

The system sounded again.

Lu Changsheng picked up the kitten from the ground, and the fluffy and soft feeling simply made Lu Changsheng love it.

Crazy rua a few times, but it really made Lu Changsheng addicted.

"Haha, it's so cute, the body is soft, I will call you Xiaoai in the future!" Lu Changsheng said with love.

"Meow~"

The cute little white cat barked softly, his voice was soft, sticky, and very good.

It was simply sweet to Lu Changsheng's bones.

Lu Changsheng loved it.

And at this time.

The system voice continued to sound:

"Named successfully, do you want to view the soft bone cat information panel?"

When Lu Changsheng heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he immediately said: "Look, check immediately!" "