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Chapter 15: Proposal to brainwash the melody and transform the school song

"Gryffindor..."

Listening to the high-pitched and resounding voice of the Sorting Hat, Xiao Yiren had no intention of giving face, and still immersed himself in watching the conversations of Xiao Yiren in the chat group.

Xiao Ali: "Ah~, when can I escape from this ghost place, 嘤嘤嘤(╥﹏╥)"

Pai Daxiao: "Hey~,_｀"

Mao Yiren: "Disgusted."

Namiren: "Dislike +1."

Xiao Tailang: "Dislike +2."

Mao Yiren: "Okay, let's not fight with you for now, and withdraw first. The sorting ceremony here is almost over..."

There are not many young wizards in Hogwarts to begin with, and the total number of new students is less than a hundred.

Although the Sorting Hat sometimes wastes a few minutes on individual wizards, the sorting ceremony for all the freshmen combined lasted just over an hour and was over.

When the last little wizard sat down on an empty seat in Slytherin, Professor McGonagall also rolled up the parchment, picked up the Sorting Hat and left.

At this time, Professor Dumbledore also stood up. Like all principals, he had to stand up and say something at the last moment, but fortunately, in order to take care of the hungry stomachs of the young wizards for a long time, he really only had to stand up and speak.

Talked a little bit.

"Welcome everyone! Welcome to the beginning of the new school year at Hogwarts! Before the banquet begins, I want to say a few words. That is: Idiot! Cry! Residue! Screw! Thank you everyone!"

"I only have two words to say to you," his rich voice echoed in the auditorium, "Eat!"

The empty plates around him were suddenly filled with food miraculously.

Roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops, lamb chops, sausages, steaks, boiled potatoes, baked potatoes, potato chips, Yorkshire pudding...

It does look sumptuous, but to be honest, British food is just for fun. If you really want to eat comfortably, you have to look at Chinese food.

Looking at the fried sausages with onions and tomatoes that appeared in front of him, Xiao Yiren sniffed, stretched out his paws, picked out a piece of sausage and threw it into his mouth.

Then naturally, a look of disgust appeared on Xiao Yiren's face. To be honest, although British food is not all dark dishes like looking up at the stars, the taste is really not in line with Xiao Yiren's appetite.

But there's no way. Although it's not that he can't cook, he often cooked in his previous life, but his cat's body doesn't allow it.

Inexplicably, Xiao Yiren missed steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose...

Although, he can't do any of these...

But after all, Xiao Yiren hadn't eaten properly for a long time, so he was so hungry that he couldn't help it, so he picked some steak, and the time passed just like that.

As the meal time passed, it was time for Dumbledore to speak.

"While everyone is still not sleepy, I would like to tell you a few more things to pay attention to. Attention, first-year students.

Students are not allowed to enter the woods on the first campus, so old students should remember this.

Secondly, the administrator Mr. Filch also asked me to remind everyone not to cast magic in the corridors during recess. Recruitment of Quidditch players from each college will be held in the second week of this semester. Students who are interested in joining the college varsity team please

Contact Mrs. Hooch.

Finally, I must tell everyone that if you do not want to encounter an accident and die in pain, please do not enter the corridor on the right on the fourth floor."

After Dumbledore had finished speaking, he immediately put down his open arms, blinked at the students below with his old eyes, and said loudly:

"Before everyone goes to bed, let's sing the school song together!"

As soon as this sentence came out, the smiles of other teachers froze.

If there is anything that makes Hogwarts inferior to other schools, it must be the school song.

Of course, the subsidies for students are not as high as Beauxbatons. Newt Scamander, an outstanding graduate of Hogwarts, was once bullied by a pair of sisters from Ilvermorny during the school song.

The smiles of all the teachers froze, especially Professor McGonagall.

She tried to secretly use earplugs to listen, but was discovered by the sharp-eyed Dumbledore.

Dumbledore smiled slightly and flicked the wand, and a long golden ribbon flew out of the wand, twisting like a snake above the high dining table to form lines of text, just like using karaoke.

convenient.

He held his wand like a musician holding a conductor's baton.

"Everyone chooses the tune he likes." Dumbledore said excitedly, "Get ready and sing!"

Then all the teachers and students sang loudly:

"Hogwarts,

Hogwarts,

Hogwarts,

Hogwarts,

Please teach us knowledge, whether we are a bald old man or a child who injured his knee, our minds can accept some interesting things.

Because now our minds are empty,

filled with air,

Dead flies and trifles,

Teach us some valuable knowledge,

Take what we have forgotten,

Give it back to us,

Just try your best,

Leave the rest to ourselves,

We will study hard,

Until it turns into dung."

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The lyrics are actually pretty good, but the key is the accompaniment. Professor Dumbledore chose "Funeral March"...

The so-called Yin Le is actually just like this.

Judging from everyone's reaction, the little wizards of Hogwarts are really not interested in their school song, and everyone sings it in a messy way.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Xiao Yiren also heard the melody of "Two Tigers", and the rhythm of the singing was like a machine gun. He finished singing it before others finished half of it.

Of course, this was not what surprised Xiao Yiren the most. The thing that made Xiao Yiren wonder whether there was something wrong with his ears was the very obscure melodies of "Integral" and "Katyusha".

How did this all get involved?!

Xiao Yiren almost thought he was a comrade from an international organization who had infiltrated the enemy!

After everyone had finished, only the Weasley brothers continued to sing along with the slow melody of the "Wedding March" and sang throughout the entire process. Professor Dumbledore also continued to conduct the two of them, highlighting one point: As long as I am not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.

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Dumbledore used his wand to conduct the last few bars for them both, and when they finished singing, he applauded the loudest.

"It's time for the wizards at Hogwarts to learn about the brainwashing music of the Chinese Empire."

Xiao Yiren sighed silently.

In this way, when everyone sings in the future, they will not be confused and there will always be only one melody in their ears.

For example, "Grand Ear", "Shoulder Shake Dance", "Tarzan Next Door"...

Thinking of this, Xiao Yiren couldn't help but have such a picture appear in his mind, and he suddenly felt that something was wrong. When Namiren's translator came out or when he learned some magic, he could put it into practice.

Dumbledore was still unaware of the bad things in a certain cat's mind. At this moment, he was wiping his eyes with his hands. He didn't know whether it was tears of emotion or some kind of solid impurity with a vulgar name.

"This melody is really beautiful."

Dumbledore seemed to be recalling some small blessing. Xiao Yiren had every reason to suspect that he was thinking of his first love.

Dumbledore may have thought of using this song at his wedding!

Dumbledore rambled on for ten minutes, praising a certain Hogwarts principal who wrote the school song, and calling her the strongest lyricist in history.

He reluctantly ended the dinner amid Professor McGonagall's constant coughing.

As soon as the song was sung, Professor Dumbledore announced that the opening banquet was over, and the prefects of each college took the students back to their dormitories to go to bed.

Of course, Xiao Yiren was also in the team. He was held in Hermione's arms and felt a sharp pain in his back.

(End of chapter)