Yiren's non-human chat group

Diao Yiren: "Zhang Chulan is really difficult to deal with without Bilian. He is extremely slippery. I struggled with him in my dream for more than a month, and finally I got the complete secret of practicing the Golden Light Curse. –_–"

Xiao Liyu: "Oh, have you got the Golden Light Spell? Send me a copy. ←_←"

Diao Yiren: "Okay."

Diao Yiren: "@小太狼."

Xiao Tailang: "Here you are, send it, I'll keep it."

[Ding, Diao Yiren is giving out a red envelope x1]

[Ding, Xiao Tailang collects red envelope x1]

[Ding, Xiao Tailang distributes red envelopes xN]

[Ding, Xiao Carp collects red envelope x1]

【Ding……】

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Diao Yiren: "This guy Zhang Chulan went to sleep in his cage again. I'll see if I can get the thunder method, so I'll withdraw first..."

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The World Under One Person, Tianjin, Nankai University, male dormitory.

He looked at Zhang Chulan who jumped into the air and fell rapidly, and then looked at the three figures on the bed.

Xiao Yiren's face darkened slightly.

What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? If you write it down again, you won’t be able to broadcast it.

Well, my real thought is...

"I worked so hard to trick you, and this is how you reward me. Do you want an erotic dream?! Just have another dream in your dream."

With a slight wave of his paw, Xiao Yiren transformed back into Zhang Huaiyi, and then waved his hand again, instantly turning the surrounding environment into the original field.

Then he directly blocked Zhang Chulan's control over the dream, and finally stood aside and quietly watched Zhang Chulan perform free fall movements.

"ah--"

Looking at Zhang Chulan who was rolling on the spot practicing "Wudang Kung Fu", Xiao Yiren's eyes turned into crescent moons in laughter.

Sample, Xiao Yiren has not been happy since time travel, how can he make you happy?!

But soon, Xiao Yiren returned to his previous appearance of a kindly old man, and began to recite his lines seriously.

"Chu Lan, if you want to practice the Five Yang Thunders, you must remain a virgin. I will light this palace sand for you. I hope you don't blame me, grandpa..."

Then he saw Zhang Chulan squatting up and yelling with grief and anger.

"Grandpa, I really thank you!!!"

…

This dream was really not going well, and after all, he was going back to sleep. He had to go to morning classes later, so he couldn't sleep for too long. Zhang Chulan woke up soon.

But even when he woke up, Zhang Chulan's face still looked disgusting when he thought of the scene in his dream.

Regarding the first dream, due to the hippocampus effect of the dream, he can no longer remember exactly what happened. He can only remember that he seemed to be dreaming about his grandfather.

As for the second dream, a lucid dream, he really remembered it clearly.

When he thought of his erotic dream being disturbed, his expression became quite ugly. He kept a straight face for a long time, as if someone owed him 2,500,000 to 80,000 yuan.

"Old Zhang, what's the matter with you? You've been wearing a straight face all day. Why is it that some turtle grandson asked you whether you wanted to borrow money or not, or did you say that you confessed your love and was rejected by a girl?"

Zhang Chulan's face looked like that of a giant monkey. Naturally, others noticed it, and they started joking with him when they greeted him.

In response, Zhang Chulan just glanced at him sideways and said:

"That's right, there is a turtle grandson who owes me money and refuses to pay it back. You little turtle grandson, how come you still haven't paid back the fifty you owed me last month?"

"Ah, well, brother, you know that money is tight right now. After all, your sister-in-law..."

Looking forward to the old man holding his shoulders and rubbing his fingers with a wretched look on his face, Zhang Chulan pushed him unhappily.

"Go, go, go. I'm going to eat."

After sending his friend away, Zhang Chulan also began to think about recent issues on the way to the canteen.

Don't look at his usual careless clothes and slovenly appearance. It seems that he has an IQ of 250, but those who really treat him as 250 are the real 250.

Zhang Chulan is a very smart person who has been able to detect problems of all sizes around him since he was a child.

He knows that since he was in elementary school, there have been people there who have been testing him in some way or another. Every time he transferred to a school, there were several students who didn't like him and would bully him and want to fight with him.

Every time he was beaten with bruises and bruises on his face, he never showed his martial arts skills.

This kind of temptation has been going on for a long time, but he has never revealed his secret and always dealt with others shamelessly.

After high school, Zhang Chulan could also notice that this kind of temptation became less and less, and now it has basically disappeared.

But recently, his increasingly weird dreams made him wary again.

I had always had good dreams before, but for some reason in the past month, half of my dreams were about his grandpa, and he seemed to be practicing martial arts or something like that.

However, after thinking for a long time, Zhang Chulan still didn't think there was anything wrong.

After all, if someone really tried to test a person by being able to enter other people's dreams, then his secret of martial arts would have been exposed long ago.

After all, when people dream, they can't help but dream about their past, and they will definitely dream about scenes where they once practiced martial arts.

This is inevitable, no matter how scheming he is and how he hides it, it cannot be avoided.

"Grandpa, can't I really live a normal life?"

Sideways to avoid a classmate who was approaching him, Zhang Chulan sighed slightly, but still kept these things in his heart.

If a storm is really coming, no matter how hard he hides, he will not be able to survive alone. But if there is nothing wrong, his jumping up and down may arouse others' suspicion.

"Consistently remain unchanged in the face of ever-changing changes."

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Diao Yiren: "Well, I didn't get the thunder method, but I figured out what the gonggong sand on Zhang Chulan's body is. Who wants it? I'll send it to you. ╭(╯e╰)╮"

Xiao Liyu: "Go away, what do you want with that thing?"

Xiao Tailang: "Then you should keep it for yourself, we won't be able to enjoy it. ←_←"

Mao Yiren: "Well, you'd better keep it for yourself."

Xiao Bolin: "You'd better keep it for yourself..."

Diao Yiren: "Don't underestimate this Gonggong Sand so much. This thing can also detect people's hearts. After being left on your body, it can also help you detect whether your partner really wants to be with you..."

Panda Ren: "Stop! Stop talking. Is this thing important? ←_←"

Xiao Yishu: "Either the people in the group already have a target, or they are already planning to be singles for the rest of their lives. Is it important to distinguish whether others are sincere or not? ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ"

Xiao Tailang: "The topic is wrong. Regardless of whether I want to find a partner or not, I don't want this thing anyway. (ー`ー)"

Xiao Yishu: "1"

Panda Ren: "1"

Xiaoblin: "1"

Xiao Liyu: "1"

Mao Yiren: "1"

Diao Yiren: "..."

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