Yiren's non-human chat group

Chapter 23 Big Big Wolf, don’t come over!

Mao Yiren: "Why does the twelve-year-old girl stay out at night? Why does the 70-year-old man in the painting scream frequently? Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality..."

Xiao Tailang: "--, what, are you sick again?"

Pai Daxiao: "Eat melon JPG."

Mao Yiren: "Nothing to do, I just have nothing to do. Come and send me a message."

…

When the two little wizards entered the Gryffindor lounge, they went in together.

Xiao Yiren quietly returned to the girls' dormitory and came to Hermione.

Looking at Hermione's peaceful sleeping face, Xiao Yiren opened his mouth wide, yawned widely and then lay down silently, lying on Hermione's pillow and starting sleep mode.

"I have lived a fulfilling life every day. The days of depravity are really gone forever..."

…

At the same time, the world of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.

"ZZZZZ......"

Lying in the cultivation warehouse, Xiao Yiren was sleeping peacefully with snot bubbles in his nose and a larger Z letter on his head.

As a super-sophisticated scientific wolf (pseudo), Xiao Yiren naturally cannot sleep like an ordinary wolf. Naturally, he must match super-sophisticated biotechnology in order to be worthy of Xiao Yiren's noble wolf character.

Therefore, Xiao Yiren started doing tricks in his sleeping cabin early.

No super wolf culture fluid, no super wolf virus, ahem, none of them were found.

Of course, this is not accurate. It should be said that it has been worked out, but not completely.

As we all know, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf is a children's animation, and each episode is not necessarily consistent. Maybe it is because of this (not due to my ability) that even the longest-lasting strengthening potion made by Xiao Yiren has no lasting effect.

One month.

After the effects of all strengthening potions disappear, the physical fitness of the person being strengthened will return to before the strengthening, just like loading a game file, without any trace of the strengthening.

The wolf felt very bad.

Of course, the above are a series of things similar to T-virus and super soldier serum that are quickly strengthened in an instant. Xiao Yiren has other achievements in strengthening the body.

The current cultivation warehouse is one of them.

Of course, because this world is so strange, injuries and disabilities can be completely cured by just swiping the screen.

There is no logic at all. The therapeutic function that the training cabin is supposed to have is useless at all, but it can still replenish the spirit and subtly improve physical fitness.

Since the invention of the cultivation chamber, Xiao Yiren's sleep time has been reduced from the original seven hours to one hour, and the sleep effect is several times better than before.

Xiao Yiren's current normal physical fitness (excluding the possibility of losing his chain or breaking out due to special circumstances), can easily carry almost all of his experimental equipment. If nothing else, it is enough for him anyway.

It's just that today's sleep doesn't seem to be going so smoothly, and it's going to be disturbed by something strange.

“I will definitely come back!!!”

A howl of ghosts and wolves pierced the sky, and the loud sound made the sun in the sky cover its ears tightly and reveal a look of disgust.

If it were normal, there would be no need to pay too much attention to this kind of noise. Big Big Wolf was bullied by the lambs again. This kind of thing is simply not unusual.

But today's situation seems to be a little different, Big Big Wolf, he flew towards the laboratory.

Laboratory door: "Don't come over!!!"

A human face actually grew out of the door of Xiao Tailang's laboratory. He looked at the gray figure getting closer and closer, showing a horrified expression.

But his panic did not attract the pity of the gray meteor. The gray butt still grew bigger and bigger in his eyes until it penetrated him directly.

"Dong~"

The huge impact caused huge smoke and dust, and the gray meteor crashed into Xiao Yiren's laboratory. Even the metal floor full of technology was knocked out of a large crater like a meteorite.

The huge movement naturally set off an alarm in the laboratory, and also woke up Xiao Yiren from his sleep.

"Fuck, Gu Gu Gu Gu..."

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a messy laboratory. The word "fuck" came out of his mouth. The wide mouth of the wolf directly opened the respirator for assisting breathing, allowing Xiao Yiren to take a good swallow of the culture fluid.

Although it tastes sour and sweet, it still makes Xiao Yiren choke.

"What the hell……"

Without any time to think, Xiao Yiren quickly touched the switch to open the hatch, and finally sat up quickly to take a deep breath.

"Damn it, I drank a lot of bath water..."

Before Xiao Yiren could make more complaints, a familiar yet unfamiliar voice suddenly came into Xiao Yiren's ears, shocking Xiao Yiren for a moment.

"Damn you lambs, I will definitely catch you!!!"

I saw a gray wolf wearing a peaked cap and a triangular cloth around his neck, with smoke coming from his head and angrily roaring loudly in a large pit in his laboratory.

"Well, no, damn, where did the big hole come from in my laboratory?!"

Looking at the huge pit in his laboratory, Xiao Yiren's eyes almost bulged out.

"My door, my floor, my 3D printer, my quantum computer...

Well, it seems that except for the first two, nothing is broken..."

Xiao Yiren, whose eyes were breathing fire, well, literally breathing fire, glanced around and found that nothing seemed to be broken. The flames on his head also stagnated for a moment, and then disappeared directly.

"Well, that's okay..."

Xiao Yiren was naturally very familiar with the identity of the intruder.

Big Big Wolf, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, one of the protagonists of this children's animation

Pressing his claws on the relay pole, Xiao Yiren quickly climbed out of the culture solution.

The sticky culture also naturally slipped from Xiao Yiren's hair and dripped on the ground.

The movement on Xiao Yiren's side naturally attracted Big Big Wolf's attention.

"Who! Who is there! Come out to me, I have seen you..."

With his squinting eyes, Big Big Wolf looked quite wary at this time, but with his squinting eyes, Xiao Yiren just felt funny no matter what he looked at.

"it's me……"

But at this time, Xiao Yiren stood up directly and looked at the Big Big Wolf in the pit with a fierce look in his eyes.

"Big Big Wolf, do you still remember me?!"

"Ah, Dr. Xiao Tailang, why are you here..."

Hearing Xiao Yiren's voice, Big Big Wolf suddenly froze. His whole body was like a puppet with stiff joints. He turned his head very stiffly and saw that the culture fluid on his body had completely dried up the moment he refreshed the screen, and he couldn't help himself.

I don't know when Xiao Yiren had changed into a laboratory robe.

The moment Big Big Wolf saw Xiao Yiren, the whole wolf flew up, waving its limbs in mid-air, and hit Newton with hundreds of claws. Then he knelt down in front of Xiao Yiren under Newton's incompetent fury.

The head grabs the ground.

"Ah, Elder Xiao, it's my fault, it's my fault..."

Xiao Yiren: "..."

"I haven't said anything yet..."

(End of chapter)