Yiren's non-human chat group

Looking down at the two "zongzi" in front of him, one large and one small, Xiao Yiren, who was sitting in the main seat, held his head with one hand and gently tapped the armrest next to him with his other hand, as if thinking.

Also looking at Athena and Thor was Little King Kong, who finally woke up.

Looking at the two gods who were tied into rice dumplings below, Xiao Jingang really perfectly explained what it means to fight against human power.

"Hey, gods, aren't you awesome? Do you have the guts to practice with our talented, handsome, gentle, fruit-throwing, resourceful, tall and mighty Boss Xiao, who stands out from the crowd and has an extraordinary appearance..."

Not only were Athena and Thor's faces full of hash marks, but even Xiao Yiren, who had been flattered, had a few black lines popping out of his head.

"Go, go, go, don't make trouble here..."

After waving his hand and sending Little King Kong aside, Xiao Yiren looked down at the person and the dog with embarrassment on their faces. He took out a goblet from somewhere, shook it gently twice, and then put the drink in it into his mouth.

Then he said to the person and the dog below.

"This is probably what you came here to ask, right?"

As he spoke, a polygonal object similar to a sphere suddenly appeared in Xiao Yiren's free hand, which was the official creation star chart.

And seeing the target of their mission appear, the man and the dog below, who had remained calm at first, suddenly became excited.

Putting aside the mute repair dog Thor for the moment, Athena, who was tied into a rice dumpling, was the first to speak very harshly.

"Little King Kong! As a mortal, you secretly stole the Creation Star Map and caused disorder in the universe. This is an unpardonable crime. You also violently resisted arrest. Your crime will be increased. If you..."

"If I hand over the star map, you will plead for me and reduce my crime as much as possible, right..."

After listening to Athena's official tone, Xiao Yiren was too lazy to listen any more. He waved his hand and interrupted her words. He clenched his fist and put away the star map.

Then Xiao Yiren held his face with one hand, looked sideways at Athena below and said

"Let's not mention that this is the Eastern Universe. Your Western Universe has cross-regional law enforcement issues..."

"Let me tell you one thing first. One of the conditions for the crime of theft must be the original holder of the star map."

"As a teacher surnamed Luo said, if I steal your chicken at your house and put it in my arms, and the owner of the chicken is you, then it will naturally be a crime of theft."

"But if a basketball that I don't even know who it is is just thrown on the roadside, and I pick it up and kick it in my arms, is this considered stealing? Of course not, after all, this basketball has no owner..."

Having said this, Xiao Yiren sat up straight, spread his hands as if innocent, and then continued.

"You said that spending money to buy it is considered stealing the star map. Then whose star map belongs to you? Is it from your Western gods, or from the gods of the other two gods? But as far as I know, it's neither..."

"I……"

Athena, who was not very good at debating after hearing Xiao Yiren's words, was immediately speechless. She didn't know what to say. I stayed there for a long time without saying anything.

However, as the goddess of war and wisdom, although her performance is a bit too tight, she is not completely brainless outside of love.

Soon Athena reacted, snorted, and continued to speak harshly.

"You are sophistry! This has nothing to do with the theft itself. What is important is that you pulled out the star map, causing turbulence in various forces in the originally stable universe and endangering the security of the universe..."

"Stop, stop, stop, stop, don't tell me this."

Looking at Athena in front of him, who seemed to be about to start a long speech again, Xiao Yiren interrupted her words very coldly.

"Whatever you can say is better than this, saying that I endanger the security of the universe?!"

"Look at this entire universe, apart from those abandoned planets, which one is not the arsenal of your gods?"

"Arms factories are running rampant, and military equipment is everywhere, making the universe full of space pirates. These are just small thieves, hiding in the dark, and warlords who control a large amount of arms are like the crucian carp crossing the river."

"And now that something happened, your first reaction was to blame me for being the fuse, instead of cleaning up those high explosives that could explode at any time..."

Listening to Xiao Yiren's words, Athena didn't know what to say, but she still kept defending.

"Our gods..."

But before Athena could say anything, the little King Kong next to Xiao Yiren couldn't help it anymore, and said to Athena with an indignant look on his face.

"What's wrong with you gods? Gods are amazing! Gods can start wars at will, plunder people, and treat human life as nothing!"

"It was you gods who started the war and caused the turmoil in the universe! It was not us."

Seeing Athena who had no more quibbles after listening to what she said, Little King Kong seemed to be elated and exhaled a deep breath.

After letting out the long-standing grievances in one breath and making a god speechless, Little King Kong suddenly felt that his breathing seemed to be much lighter.

Looking at Athena who was no longer talking and Thor who was still silent and quietly being a dog groomer, Xiao Yiren shook his head and said to Little King Kong.

"Originally, I wanted to sail directly to the destination, but now that the spacecraft is damaged, let's land on this planet first."

"Yes, boss..."

Perhaps he was finally feeling proud for once. Little King Kong was not playing tricks now. After hearing Xiao Yiren's order, he immediately turned to the cockpit and prepared to control the whereabouts of the spacecraft.

However, Athena below suddenly raised her head after hearing Xiao Yiren's words.

"Hey, wait, you called him Little King Kong? Aren't you Little King Kong?"

"What?"

As soon as he heard Athena's question, Xiao Yiren didn't react for a moment. What was he talking about? Why did he call him Little King Kong? Am I not Little King Kong?

But Xiao Yiren soon realized that he was wearing a tight-fitting exoskeleton mecha. If he didn't know his specific appearance and only knew that Little King Kong had stolen the star map, it wouldn't be surprising to admit his mistake.

Glancing at the little King Kong who stumbled and almost fell to the ground after hearing Athena's words, Xiao Yiren's eyes returned to Athena. Xiao Yiren smiled slightly, waved his hand to disarm, and then

Open your mouth and say

"No, I'm not Little King Kong, this guy is..."

"The one who stole the star map from your intelligence should indeed be Little King Kong. However, with the intelligence level of your gods, there should be no problem in finding Little King Kong's information. You can't even tell such an obvious difference between Little King Kong and I.

, I said Goddess Athena, are you face-blind..."

Happy New Year everyone! I wish you all great wealth, good health, and all the best.