Yiren's non-human chat group
Chapter 311: Enough chatting, lets talk about something serious
The conversation between the three gods was like a needle against a barrage of wheat. If words could embody weapons, then Xiao Yiren could already see the scene of swords flying and artillery firing.
The scene was full of cunts, and if it weren't for the three virtual screens, there would have been a fight.
Looking at the postures of the three gangsters, Xiao Yiren had no doubt that pulling their hair and kicking their crotches would become their most proficient moves.
Of course, these three guys were cursing and talking about the subject, but they didn't know where to go. They gathered together and started to bombard Athena.
Moreover, seven aunts and eight aunts were all dispatched, and the virtual screen that almost enveloped the entire group made Xiao Yiren speechless.
As far as he knew, this altar had not been repaired for thousands of years, and yet it was possible to pull out hundreds of relatives and aunts at random. It seemed that he still underestimated the skills of these gods.
Faced with the oppression of his seven aunts and eight aunts, Athens buried his face deeply in his chest, raised his hands to both sides, and after brewing for a while, he exploded with a shocking thunder.
"That's enough, stop talking! I...have someone I like."
Athena was so powerful that even Huaqiang was hard to break. She directly blew away the seven aunts and eight aunts who were still chattering, leaving only Zeus alone and weak.
His face stayed in place in shock.
"Athena, do you know your identity? You are my daughter! The goddess of war and wisdom! Your marriage must be a match!"
But when he said this, he seemed to have thought of something. The disrespectful Zeus changed his face again. He lowered his head and leaned next to Athena and asked softly.
"Who is that kid? What kind of job does he have? How old is he? Does he have a house and a car..."
Well, that look is so realistic.
The lonely River God was still silently acting as a peacemaker in the background, not knowing that the melon vines had begun to spread to him. Of course, no one listened to his attempts to persuade him...
"Stop the quarrel, everyone, stop the quarrel..."
…
Seeing the gods chatting about family issues, Xiao Yiren and Xiao Jingang sat silently eating melon seeds.
"Pfft~, when do you think they will finish chatting?"
While cracking melon seeds, Xiao Yiren handed another handful of melon seeds to Little Jingang, spit out the melon seed shells, and asked.
"Pfft~, how did I know? Cough~, pfft~, it should take a while."
After taking the melon seeds from Xiao Yiren's hand and spending some time together, Little King Kong was able to relax in front of Xiao Yiren. The "sword energy" that permeated his body also faded a lot, and he was able to communicate with Xiao Yiren normally.
Spitting out the melon seed shells again, Little King Kong looked at the gods who were no different from the uncles and aunts on the street, and then thought about the people who died because of the wars caused by these guys, and the ruined planet, he couldn't help but show a look of contempt on his face.
.
"Oh, God..."
And this sentence also successfully attracted the attention of the three gods.
Realizing that they were offended, the three gods directly moved their fire from Athena's body to the little King Kong eating the melon.
The sudden focus of attention startled Little King Kong.
His mouth opened unconsciously, and the melon seed shells that were not spit out fell directly into his mouth and got stuck in his throat.
"Cough cough cough..."
There was a violent cough, and in a hurry, Little King Kong's body fell backwards, and the stool sitting under his butt was knocked over.
Little King Kong lay completely on the ground, rolling crazily on the ground.
It wasn't until he rolled to Thor's side and was hit by the dog repairman's small hammer that the guy spat out the melon seed shell, breathing smoothly, and saved a small life...
Xiao Yiren "..."
Wiping his face again, Xiao Yiren looked at the little King Kong who was lying on the ground with his arms and legs spread out, looking like he was surviving a disaster. Then he looked at the three gods with the same speechless expressions. He only felt that the future was dark and the future was uncertain.
Who are these people around him?
To be honest, he has begun to miss Big Big Wolf and Pleasant Goat.
Although those guys are stupid and unreliable most of the time, at least they can still get things done, and sometimes they can bring some unexpected surprises to Xiao Yiren. And look at this group...
"Oh, the road is long and long, I will search up and down..."
After sighing, Xiao Yiren also sat up from his seat.
He waved away the virtually projected melon seeds and stools, patted the non-existent dust on his hands, looked straight at the three gods in front of him, and slowly said
"Oh, are you done with your daily chat? Now that you're done, let's get down to business."
"What?"x3
Without paying any attention to the scrutinizing gazes of the three gods, Xiao Yiren waved his hand and a star map, which was intact, shining with azure luster and could be used as a small desk lamp, floated in his hand.
The moment they saw the star map, the three gods lost their composure, and one by one they spoke about the possible situation...
"Oh, mortal, oh no, mortal wolf, what do you want to talk about?!"
"Humph, what's there to talk about? It's a serious crime for mortals to hide star maps privately. I think this guy just surrendered himself!"
"Indeed, if he surrenders, the charges at trial can indeed be lowered, but looking at his co-pilot, it is obvious that he is not..."
"But although I don't know what the purpose of your coming here is, before that, you will be judged by the court of the gods."
Listening to the continuous dialogue between the three gods in front of him, which was better than singing, Xiao Yiren was not in a hurry to speak. However, after finally regaining his composure, Little King Kong raised his head with some difficulty, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and catered to the depressing atmosphere.
"Court of the Gods?"
"That's right, this court has not been open for thousands of years because of the war. Little King Kong, as a mortal who secretly hides the star map, you will be the first mortal to be tried in thousands of years..."
Little King Kong "..."
Xiao Yiren "..."
Looking at these three gods with bright eyes, staring at him, showing a strong sense of oppression, Xiao Yiren was speechless for a moment. He didn't know whether he should open his mouth and slap him in the face. After all, he was going to fight with him soon.
These guys negotiate terms, and it would not be good if the atmosphere becomes too tense...
However, the little King Kong on the side didn't care about these messy things. His eyes were as wide as copper bells. He stood up from the ground and said with bright eyes to the three gods in front of him.
"Hey, hey, hey, me! Me! Me!, I'm the little King Kong, okay! Are all of you gods face-blind? Even if I don't have much information, I am a human being! I am a human being! It's so obvious
Difference, can you all get it wrong?!!!"
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