Yiren's non-human chat group

Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, Slanting Moon, ah! We went to the wrong set.

"Go to an old temple at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain. There is a Buddha statue in front of the temple. It is 1,300 feet high and 256 feet wide. Sun Wukong is there."

Recalling the scene described in the original work about the incarnation of the Buddha, Xiao Yiren stood in a ruined temple, scanning the mountains and rivers, and soon locked his eyes on the giant Buddha who had spent time in the mirror.

There is a lotus pond at the foot of the Buddha, in which lotus flowers and green lotus leaves are everywhere, and the quiet and elegant lotus flowers are waiting to bloom.

Most of the lotus flowers in the pond are pink in color, but only one white lotus stands alone happily, showing its beautiful flowers to the sky.

And at the foot of the isolated white lotus, there is a stone cave. Under the stone cave, the light is dark but there is another cave. This is where the Monkey King of the world of "Journey to the West: Conquering Demons" is located.

"Hey, is there anyone down there? Is there anyone down there? If there's no one down there, I'm going to start taking out the trash."

"Hey, hey, don't, don't, don't, there's someone down there, there's silver down there."

Listening to Huang Bo's familiar accent, Xiao Yiren clapped his hands and said, "Come on, is this it? Sun Wukong didn't run away."

Immediately, Xiao Yiren leaned down, stretched out his hands to peel off the lotus flowers and lotus leaves blocking the entrance of the cave, and faced the yellow, ah, bah, humanoid Sun Wukong below and said:

"Hey, how come there is someone to pinch you in this barren mountain? That bald man down there, you are not a human being, are you?"

"Bald? Bald?"

Hearing Xiao Yiren's name for him, Sun Wukong's face suddenly darkened, but he quickly turned his face back, touched the thin hair on his head, and said with a playful smile:

"No, I'm a human being. I just accidentally fell down. Can you help me find a rope to pull me out?"

As he said that, he pretended to cry, and complained about how he fell, how he was so hungry and skinny, and how there were old people and children at home. Anyway, he was so pitiful, so he said whatever he could to arouse people's sympathy.

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Looking at his acting skills, if Xiao Yiren hadn't known the real situation, he would have been deceived by him.

"As expected of a movie king, his acting skills are beyond comparison."

With a slight sigh, Xiao Yiren quietly watched Sun Monkey's performance from above. Sun Dasheng personally taught how to sell miserably. Such an awesome video cannot be sold for 30,000 yuan. Come on, Brother Monkey, can you get a new car this year?

It's up to you.

Of course, even though he thought so in his heart, Xiao Yiren behaved quite normally on the surface. When the yellow version of Sun Houhou was sold out, he immediately said with great approval:

"Brother, I know you are miserable, but there is no rope, no ladder, not even a longer piece of wood. If I go down, I will probably have to put myself up. It's not right, it's not right.

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With that said, Xiao Yiren was about to leave on pretense.

It can be seen that Sun Wukong was really anxious when he saw Xiao Yiren's appearance. In this barren mountain, if he could meet one or two people in these decades, he would be considered lucky.

The past five hundred years, that's five hundred years! It didn't take him that long to learn skills and even go to heaven to enjoy himself and use a watermelon knife to cut from the Nantianmen to the ninth heaven.

But for such a long time, he didn't touch anyone.

Now he finally met someone who had a chance to come out. How could he give up so easily?

"Hey, wait a minute, little brother, wait a minute."

Hearing the shout from Sun Wukong below, Xiao Yiren showed a faint smile, slowly stopped leaving, and said:

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After Yi Ren's words, Sun Wukong fell into a brief silence, but soon he spoke again and said excitedly:

"Little brother, what a coincidence. The monster named Sun Wukong is under this cave. He is now pressed down by something called the Heavenly Master's Holy Fire Token. He cannot move. As long as you come in, you can see it."

Hearing what the monkey said, Xiao Yiren was a little suspicious, mainly because the lies told by this guy were so low-level that they could be exposed basically as long as he went down.

Even the lie I said before about being trapped in a cave and unable to escape is quite stupid.

Because Tang Xuanzang in the original work was completely unimpeded by himself. With the level of cunning shown by this monkey in the original work, how could he tell such a lie that can be exposed at a glance?

Of course, although he was confused, there was nothing strange on Xiao Yiren's face, and he just continued according to normal logic.

"Really? You're not trying to trick me into going down, are you?"

After hearing Xiao Yiren's words, the monkey below showed a cunning expression where Xiao Yiren couldn't see it, and the picture appeared clearly, showing its true intention.

"I understand. I have also read some books. Confucius said that it is indispensable to be on guard against others. I can understand it."

"The worst case scenario is that if you don't come down, pull out the lotus that's blocking the entrance of the cave, and then come in and take a look through the entrance to make sure. Anyway, it's so far down there from the entrance, and I can't possibly reach out and pull you down."

After hearing this, Xiao Yiren understood the intention of this monkey's words. This monkey's broken window effect and speech skills are really good.

First, Xiao Yiren was given two choices, one was to come down, and the other was to pull out the white lotus and look down, guiding Xiao Yiren to think about these two aspects. Compared with going down, he might not be able to go up. This option was just to break a lotus.

It's safer.

If Xiao Yiren didn't know that Bai Lian was an important node in sealing this guy, and he didn't know that the one below was Sun Wukong, he might have believed his lies.

But forget it if you don't know the situation. Now that you know the situation, Xiao Yiren will naturally not act according to common sense.

Looking up at the swaying pole above his head, Sun Wukong showed a lewd smile on his face.

"Quick! Pull out that damn lotus."

But the next moment, Sun Houhou's smile froze on his face, because the shaking movement of the lotus pole disappeared, and a dark-skinned, tall and thick figure fell from it.

As soon as the rude man landed, he turned his head and looked at him, showing an ugly and cute smile, and spoke his familiar voice.

"Young, big brother, I have seen your face, so what about the Heavenly Master's Holy Fire Order and the Demon King?"