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"Ahem, what did you say?"

Theresa's voice just now was really loud. Almost instantly, the passers-by looked at her like scum. Of course, these guys couldn't be looking at Theresa, and they only saw her.

It could be Xiao Yiren next to him.

Xiao Yiren really felt guilty about this, because don't tell me, Xiao Yiren's heart was really moved at that moment just now.

But looking at Theresa's figure and looking at her innocent smile like Keli's, Xiao Yiren almost didn't give himself a slap in the face.

Although Xiao Yiren did have such evil thoughts at certain moments, it is one thing to have evil intentions, another thing to dare to act out, and another thing to announce loudly on the street.

"People can't, at least they should try, ah, at least they shouldn't..."

Do you think Xiao Yiren is lecherous? Not necessarily. After all, no matter how many Xiao Yirens in the group, they all have a lot of fun, and they can make a naughty joke from time to time.

But when you look at it carefully, there are very few people who actually have a partner, and even fewer of them pursue one themselves.

There is never a shortage of girls around them, but all of them behave like Liu Xiahui, and they don't look like they are lecherous.

Even if we just talk about Xiao Yiren himself, not talking about the guys in the group, Xiao Yiren is definitely not a lecher.

There are so many beauties in the original Goddess, but Xiao Yiren, except for adopting a little zombie Qiqi and going on adventures with Ying, he didn't flirt with any girls. Even Xiao Yiren himself felt that he was abnormal, how could he be considered a lecher.

Lust and beauty are two completely different things, and "moving your index finger" does not necessarily mean that your heart is really moved.

In terms of universal rationality, Xiao Yiren has about hundreds or thousands of years of biological knowledge beyond the 21st world. When Xiao Yiren calmed down, he could determine that his "big move of the index finger" was due to seeing thousands of cute, beautiful and beautiful things.

The fluctuations of the wind of the world drive the secretion of hormones in the body to regulate the physical condition, and finally feed back to the wind of the world to form symptoms similar to the heartbeat.

Although part of this is due to Xiao Yiren's own thoughts, a larger part is due to the amplifying feedback of this body...

"That's right, I don't have a problem, it's the world that has a problem..."

After reflecting and making sure that there was nothing wrong with him, Xiao Yiren coughed lightly, not paying attention to the strange looks and whispers of the people around him. Like a teacher who cultivates virtues and cultivates people, he spoke to Theresa with a serious face and a sincere voice.

road:

"Marriage is very important in a person's life. It is not something that is decided casually. It represents the lifelong stay of lovers..."

Xiao Yiren's long speech convinced many people. At least the passers-by around him looked at him a lot kinder. Of course, many people sighed and shook their heads, but generally speaking, people are very kind and they did not just walk away silently in response to fairy tales.

Didn't point it out loudly.

It's just that Xiao Yiren's words failed to convince Theresa, and the shocking words continued one after another.

"But didn't you already give me a ring? Didn't you say it was a sign of marriage?"

Xiao Yiren: "..."

Looking at Theresa who stretched out her hand in front of her, revealing the purple collapse ring on her finger, Xiao Yiren fell into a temporary silence.

"How does this thing have anything to do with a ring? It's so purple, it's very unconventional to wear it on your hand, isn't it?"

"No, no, no, no, this is not the end. Why do you wear this thing on your ring finger?"

"this one?"

Looking at her white palm with a purple "ring", Theresa tilted her head and said without any unnaturalness:

"Is there any problem? Those people in the sister TV series I watched all wore this..."

Xiao Yiren: "..."

"It seems that Kallen really needs to be dealt with..."

Nodding, Xiao Yiren did not dwell too much on this issue, and pulled Theresa to leave.

But Theresa stubbornly held Xiao Yiren's hand, but this time her attention was not on the gold store, but on the wedding dress shop next to the gold store.

"Well, Xiao Yiren, what is this? So beautiful..."

"This? Wedding dress?"

Glancing at the white wedding dress, Xiao Yiren was speechless. Why are these two stores together?

However, Xiao Yiren didn't care about it, but was rather interested.

After all, he still remembers Yuexia's first love, but there is also a wedding suit, which seems to be called Huashang Yuesha. This little guy's gothic outfit is so beautiful, and the flower wedding suit is okay.

With a different thought, Xiao Yiren stopped and said to Theresa:

"This is a wedding dress, the clothes girls wear when they get married,"

"Then can I try?"

Looking at Theresa's expectant eyes, Xiao Yiren nodded slightly.

Theresa also ran into the bridal shop happily.

Xiao Yiren also followed in very calmly.

After all, to Xiao Yiren, the eyes of outsiders are nothing. He is speechless and can leave society at any time. The so-called social death is nothing.

Of course, the prerequisite is not to attract the police...

Seeing the clerk on the side holding her cell phone as if she wanted to call the police, Xiao Yiren waved her hand wordlessly, directly controlled it, waved her hand and said:

"Go ahead and choose the most suitable one for her."

"clear."

In response to Xiao Yiren's words, the clerk's face remained as usual. She stood up from her seat, threw the mobile phone aside, and went to greet Theresa.

Xiao Yiren and Theresa didn't stay in the store for long. The main reason was that Theresa wanted to find a wedding dress to try on, but was told that there was no such small model as hers. Even the smallest size was compared.

Lisa is still a lot too big and can't fit into it at all.

In the end, Teresa, who was deeply hit, could only put on a depressed face and ran out with Xiao Yiren, who was holding back a smile.

The outing ended soon. Looking at Theresa who was unhappy, Xiao Yiren tried very hard to hold back his laughter, stretched out his hand to touch Theresa's little head, and said comfortingly:

"Don't be angry. Isn't this normal? It's just like a clothes store that doesn't have the right size for you. Don't worry about it. I'll help you design one myself someday."

"real?"

Hearing Xiao Yiren's words, Theresa's heart ignited hope again. She raised her little head slightly, looked at Xiao Yiren in front of her, and stretched out her little finger.

"Then let's pull the hook."

Seeing Theresa's actions, Xiao Yiren couldn't help being a little surprised, but he still stretched out his hand and pulled Theresa together.

"Who taught you this? Your sister?"

"That's right, my sister and I made a promise to be together forever, forever, and so do you, Xiao Yiren..."

Looking at the bright smile on Theresa's face in front of her, Xiao Yiren also smiled slightly.

"Okay, it's agreed..."

"It was agreed..."

…

After walking around outside again, Xiao Yiren and Theresa returned home, but they had just opened the door to greet them. Oh no, to be precise, what greeted Xiao Yiren was not flowers and applause, but a cross.

Enlarge the soles of your feet.

"What the hell?"

Xiao Yiren did not fully react to this sudden attack. A white sole was directly printed on Xiao Yiren's face, causing him to take several steps back.

When Xiao Yiren came to his senses, he realized that he had held Theresa in his arms at some point, looking at Xiao Yiren with a scum expression on his face.

Of course, while looking at Xiao Yiren, Kallen's hands were still groping around Theresa's small body, making sure that no FBI warning had occurred, and then she breathed a sigh of relief.

However, the look he was looking at Xiao Yiren did not change. He still looked at the scum, but his look became even weirder. In addition to looking at perverts, there seemed to be something else.

Xiao Yiren's face immediately darkened at this.

"Hey, hey, hey, it doesn't matter if you suddenly attack me, what do you mean by that look in your eyes?"

In response to Xiao Yiren's question, Kallen had no intention of answering. She hugged Theresa and snorted coldly, then turned around and left.

"Humph, do you think that if you lock me in the room, I really won't be able to get out? Is there no other way?"

Xiao Yiren: "???"

…

Of course, these are just episodes in life.

The right track of life is still research and experiment.

Of course, in addition to this, visits from strangers are indispensable.

After two weeks of secret observation, Lu Tuo finally lost his patience and prepared to take action against Xiao Yiren.

No, this night, a woman wearing a suit of shadow iron armor, which looked more like a maid outfit, holding a bloody sickle, suddenly fell from the sky, posed in a Terminator pose, and landed at Xiao Yiren's villa.

Rooftop.

Then he smoothly fell into the villa from the sudden crack on the roof of the villa. He landed lightly and was elegant and timeless.

"Pa bang bang~"

"Yes, she is worthy of being the destined Valkyrie, and her skills are pretty good."

Looking at the man in a white coat and the woman holding a sickle who appeared outside the fence, she narrowed her eyes slightly and finally understood what was going on.

Originally, she planned to sneak in quietly, but depending on the situation, the other party seemed to have noticed her arrival the moment she landed, oh no, or earlier, and set up an ambush.

He glanced at the surrounding solid iron pillars without trace. The blood-colored sickle in his hand turned inadvertently. It seemed that it was just a slip of the hand. The tip of the sickle collided with the iron pillar, making a sharp metal collision sound.

The sickle just touched it lightly and did not stop there. Therefore, the woman could clearly see that except for a little white mark on the pillar that she had secretly tested, there was no damage at all.

"It seems that the other party has been prepared for a long time..."

Analyzing the current situation in her mind, the woman looked at the closed hole in the ceiling again. She could probably tell that the material of this thing was similar to that of a cage. She also wisely put away the sickle and walked towards Xiao Yiren respectfully.

He gave a gift and said:

"Good evening, Mr. Xiao Yiren."

Xiao Yiren had no experience with the guy in front of him knowing his name. After all, for such a long time, whether he was out or at home, Xiao Yiren had never cared about the concealment of information.

When she went out before, Theresa always acted like Xiao Yiren.

Or rather, it would be strange if the guy in front of me didn't know his name. After all, the beautiful girl in front of me with short ash-blonde hair covering her left eye and a burgundy child-like color with a tear mole at the corner of her right eye has the most destiny.

One of the strongest Valkyries, the S-class Valkyrie—Rita Rossweisse.

"Rita Rossweisse? Member of the Immortal Blade? S-class Valkyrie?"

Rita was not shocked at all when Xiao Yiren revealed her identity directly. Instead, she showed a faint smile on her face and bowed very politely:

"Mr. Xiao Yiren is really interesting. Although we have never met, you know my name. No wonder the bishop asked me to invite you."

"Sure enough, it was Lu Tuo who came to me. Let me guess, it's because of Kallen and Theresa? It's probably more because of Kallen..."

For Otto, nothing matters except Kallen, his Kallen. Theresa is just a failed experiment, which is nothing, but what Kallen took away was Otto's Kallen's body.

, it is impossible for him to give up casually.

But if this is really the case, Otto's behavior is somewhat intriguing. Even if Otto really doesn't care about this "fake" Kallen, Kallen's body is the real Kallen's.

You must know that Kallen has not come out of Xiao Yiren's villa in the past two weeks. It is forbidden to put it in some pornographic comics. If you change the protagonist of the pornographic comics, Kallen will turn into a velvet ball in two weeks.

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This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! And Otto waited until this time to find someone to test. Does that guy really have something to rely on, or does that guy have other ideas?

Touching his chin, Xiao Yiren didn't quite understand Otto's brain circuitry, which was scheming against the whole world, and even the big boss behind the scenes who was scheming against Collapse's will. Unfortunately, Xiao Yiren simply stopped thinking about it and looked at Rita in the cage.

He asked very casually:

"Why did Bishop Otto send you here? To bring us a maid? If so, I would like to express my gratitude. The family happens to be short of someone to serve tea and water..."

Rita had obviously expected Xiao Yiren's words. Although she was a little concerned about the "green support" in Xiao Yiren's mouth at the beginning, she still showed a smile without losing interest and said:

"Now that you know the situation of Tianming, everything will be easier to handle. Mr. Xiao Yiren, Archbishop Otto asked me to invite you to go to Tianming. I wonder if you can reward me..."

"Can……"

"If you are inconvenienced, you can try another day..."

Rita: "???"

"Mr. Xiao Yiren? Do you agree?"

Looking at the shocked Rita in front of her, Xiao Yiren smiled slightly.

"What's not allowed?"

"No, no, no..."

Although the feeling was different from what she expected, Rita did not lose her composure too much. She still looked that "perfect" and bowed like a real maid and said:

"Thank you for your cooperation. So, can you release me?"

"Kacha~"

Looking at the open cage in front of her and Xiao Yiren's cooperation, Rita didn't say much. She turned around like a servant and led Xiao Yiren the way. She quickly walked out of the villa gate and headed for the transport plane parked not far away.

Of course, Xiao Yiren did not forget to turn on the alert state of the villa before leaving. Unless the stupid goose rides on his face and the Herrscher descends from the sky, the two guys inside should not be in any danger...

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