Yiren's non-human chat group

Pai Daxiao: "So, you traveled back in time three thousand years ago and took advantage of the lack of love to pick up an assistant for nothing? You took advantage of the situation and you were really born. (?o?o)"

Pai Daxiao: "9494."

Looking at the chat group Lumao Yiren's harvest of this month-and-a-half-long trip to the Seven Deadly Sins, it is undeniable that Xiao Yiren is sad, just like Pai Daxiao.

You must know that Xiao Yiren sent Da Xiao to be one of the first people to project the world, but their luck was really not good. The worlds they traveled through were all strange and strange, and there was not much decent harvest at all.

After all, the world around SpongeBob SquarePants is either nonsensical or indescribable. Dogs don’t want such things...

As for Panda Ren…

This guy is here to set the pace...

Mao Yiren: "Okay, okay, we are all foxes with thousands of years of history. What kind of chat are we doing? Are you doing research? Just set the rhythm here, roll, roll...←_←"

A group of guys can stand and talk without pain. Even if he has all kinds of intellectual blessings, it is too difficult for him to drive the magic systems of two worlds by himself.

He is not allowed to recruit several assistants to join the team. He is responsible for attacking tough problems, while his assistants are responsible for broadening and improving.

Harry Potter's magical assistant is Hermione. Nowadays, with the support of Cat Yiren's various intelligence-enhancing methods, Hermione can basically take on this task.

As for Marlene, it was more of a temporary idea after research. It is rare for an intellectual genius to be favored by all the strongest people in the world.

For them, the world of stable anchors is enclosed in the garden of their own backyard, and they are fully capable of moving around at will.

It has become the current situation under the influence of various factors.

But these are not the end...

Mao Yiren: "Don't give me nonsense, do you want the magic of the sun, the infinite magic? If you don't want me to go offline.￣へ￣"

Panda Ren: "Yes, of course, I happen to be practicing the Great Sun Tathagata Heart Sutra recently..."

Shoblin: "want 1"

Xiao Bolin: "I have long expected that the magic power will be unlimited. The gamification style here is too heavy. You can recover your strength for two or three days, but I can play at full strength for less than two or three minutes. I finally found a solution.

method."

Xiao Yishu: “…”

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No one can guarantee that their life will be ups and downs, not even in Xiao Yiren's chat group.

The chat group was calm today, everyone was doing their own things, and the chat group was extremely quiet.

Then……

[Ding, Xiao Yilong joins the chat group...]

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Xiao Yishu: "Ah, is there a new person? Although it is unexpected, I don't know why I can't feel excited._(:3"∠)_"

Xiao Blin: "Basically, in the early days, our survival is not guaranteed. No matter what kind of resources we have, we need to collect and utilize them, so the existence of newcomers is extremely precious.?–_–?"

Xiao Bolin: "But now that we have developed and stabilized, some worlds have been conquered, and many people's systems have become complete. We can even explore other worlds ourselves, and general resources and information cannot be used too much.

The use of.?o?o?”

Mao Yiren: "We have almost passed the period of initial exploration and have come to a relatively gentle development period. We basically know what we need. Most of what we need is directional resources and information, and this kind of thing

Most of them are no longer brought by newcomers.??·??·??*????”

Mao Yiren: "Of course, the one who joins the group is the boss, except for the boss.ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ"

Mao Yiren: "@小襕龙, welcome newcomers."

Xiao Bolin: "Welcome newcomers..."

Xiao Yishu: "Newcomers, please read the group announcement..."

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Although the attitude is not as positive as before, not all Xiao Yiren in the chat group have come out to show their faces.

Even Namiren, who has never shown up, is one of his own. Although it is of no use to him at first glance, he still shows his face at least.

The newcomer didn't remain silent for too long, and soon he couldn't hold back his emotions and spoke in the group.

Xiao Yilong: "Good guy, finally, I finally found the organization. (?w?)"

Xiao Yilong: "Nine hundred and thirteen days, nine hundred and thirteen days in total. Do you know how I got here these nine hundred and thirteen days? (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴"

Xiao Yishu: "Well, let's not talk about it for now. Who hasn't had a painful experience? Since you are a newcomer, let me introduce myself first. ←_←"

Xiao Yishu: "By the way, you have already seen the group announcement. (°ー°〃)"

Xiao Yilong: "After reading it, it's not difficult to understand."

Xiao Blin: "Come on, please start your performance. Interviewer's face jpg"

Xiao Yilong: "Okay, my world..."

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In the midst of dense primeval forests, next to a rushing stream.

A few fawns were drinking water leisurely by the river. The sun shone through the air on the Gugu creek, and the sparkling light reflected on the colorful fur of the fawns.

Birds are chirping on the branches, insects are chirping, and you can faintly hear the howling of tigers and wolves in the forest. It is a completely harmonious natural scene.

The classic gorgeous green mountains, coupled with a winding stream, are pleasing to the eye.

Of course, non-human beings here have something to say...

"This world is so fucking damned..."

The person who said this was naturally our Xiao Yiren. According to the classic quotation, yes, he still traveled through time...

Everything is so bizarre and absurd.

Nine hundred and thirteen days have passed since the Tianling Cap was opened that day, and when I opened my eyes and fully recovered, I found myself in a deep mountain and old forest.

The initial time when Xiao Yiren almost suspected that he was in a dream is still vivid in his mind...

"touch~"

Heavy footsteps fell to the ground, and the terrifying body was like a heavy truck passing by. The whole ground was shaking like an earthquake, and the trickling creek trembled and spoke a little.

Almost as soon as the movement appeared, the birds and beasts fled in fright. Even the buzzing of insects and even the roar of tigers seemed to disappear without a trace. The fish playing in the water all dived into the bottom, as if there was some indescribable terrifying existence.

Passed by here.

Of course, it's not indescribable, but the horror is real.

One is seven or eight meters tall, with a big face similar to that of a bird. Its mouth is not similar to a bird's beak, but is full of sharp fangs. Just looking at the head, it looks a bit like a scientist in 2000.

A creature that paleontologists speculate looks like a pterosaur emerged from the dense forest.

The visual field of the two separate eyes is nearly 340 degrees. It can truly see six directions. There is a slightly fierce look between the eyebrows, combined with the scales and thick skin on the face. For some people with special aesthetics,

There is a bit of might and domineering in his eyes.

However, the only difference between this monster and the pterosaurs reconstructed by scientists in reality is that this guy has thick limbs and huge fleshy wings on its back.

If this guy's belly wasn't so big, I might have mistaken him for a Western dragon.

This creature is so huge that even some of the lower trees cannot be at eye level with him. If this is not an undeveloped primitive jungle, but just an ordinary green jungle, then this monster may be a real one.

You can "stand out from the crowd".

The monster slowly walked to the sparkling stream, lowered his head gently and looked at his bloated body reflected in the stream, and actually uttered human words.

"When will this damn world be destroyed..."

Yes, this monster, or "inhuman" is our other Xiao Yiren.

As mentioned above, it has been two and a half years since Xiao Yiren traveled to this world. Not one day more, not one day less, exactly nine hundred and thirteen days.

What Xiao Yiren lived during these nine hundred and thirteen days cannot be said to be "poverty", it can only be said to be "sufficiency".

It can also be seen from the performance just now that Xiao Yiren's current identity is in this jungle, and he can be said to be a jungle overlord.

Naturally, there is no one who disobeys him in the entire jungle. Even the predators saber-toothed tigers and black wolves that exist in this forest cannot withstand his slap.

It can be said that he is completely a local overlord.

But the local overlord has no use. Do you know there is a saying on the modern Internet that if there is no shortage of water, internet, electricity, and a mobile phone, no one will love it.

There was no entertainment, no other goals, just streams, jungles, and small barbecues. I don’t know how he got there in the first place.

Without a mobile phone for entertainment, no ingredients for seasoning, and no goals to pursue, except for food and clothing, Xiao Yiren would doubt his own IQ during that time, and would gradually retreat to the same level as a beast.

Fortunately, something happened later that stimulated him.

That was a female pterosaur flying from nowhere.

Well, although I don't know if it's right or not, this is how Xiao Yiren calls the race he traveled through.

Well, it was a female pterosaur, which was here to seek mating. From the agile eyes of the other party, Xiao Yiren could tell that it was a beast without intelligence.

It can be said that Xiao Yiren broke out in a cold sweat at that moment, and instantly woke him up from the state of being either eating or sleeping.

Damn it, although it was not a day or two before Xiao Yiren traveled through time, the aesthetics are not so easy to change.

He is not some third brother, he can put things like Komodo dragons in his mouth, so everything is not a problem, as long as there is a hole.

Almost instantly, Xiao Yiren blasted the female pterosaur out of its habitat.

After that, Xiao Yiren decided to step out of his comfort zone after seven days of careful consideration.

My previous life was too confusing. Just because of the dozens of kilometers of virgin forest around me, I decided that this world belonged to an ancient era that was not scientific, and gave up further exploration.

No, it is not so much that I have given up on further exploration, but that I am afraid that if I step out of my range, I will encounter more powerful creatures and my life safety will not be guaranteed.

Just afraid of death...

But after such a stimulation, Xiao Yiren suddenly realized that it didn't seem to make any difference whether he died or not in his current state.

Damn it, this damn place wants nothing, it wants entertainment but not entertainment, it wants delicious food but not delicious food, and it doesn’t have the enjoyment of ordering Meituan’s vegetable instant noodles in the college dormitory back then.

Even the largest fruit is about the same as sesame seeds in his mouth.

This kind of bullshit life, whoever wants it wants it. If you risk your life, what are you afraid of?! Just do it, brothers!

Ever since, the world was so big, Xiao Yiren wanted to go and see it.

In total, today is the seventy-fifth day since Xiao Yiren left his "birth point".

Even now, he still can't forget why this damn world was not destroyed.

After two and a half months of exploration, Xiao Yiren has been heading east, towards the place where the sun rises, through forests and Gobi deserts, across mountain peaks and lakes. The distance he has covered is roughly several thousand miles, and he has also discovered some

Villages large and small.

However, I saw so many different people that the total number of people did not even exceed a thousand.

The moment those guys saw Xiao Yiren, they either picked up firearms, torches, crossbows and iron forks, or ran away collectively.

After the former carried out an attack, they would find that the firearms, torches, and iron forks in their hands could not cause any harm to Xiao Yiren, and they would also run away collectively.

Even if Xiao Yiren catches some people and wants to communicate with them, 30% of the people caught will be frightened and faint.

Sixty percent of the people were trembling and begging for mercy, but Xiao Yiren couldn't understand their language at all.

Well, it can't be said that he didn't understand it at all. At least Xiao Yiren could tell that it was speaking Japanese, but except for a few words that often appear in anime, no one could understand it.

It's okay to say a few lines in the anime to make fun of them, but forget about sharing them with anyone.

As for 10% of people who would directly blow themselves up with a bomb, Xiao Yiren's palm was scratched that time.

At that time, Xiao Yiren was also lamenting about hatred and resentment.

However, the two people who blew themselves up with bombs did not die. They were two young men who dared to stand up and protect their families. Xiao Yiren just grabbed the other's bomb at that moment and exploded in the palm of his hand.

Such a young man died in Xiao Yiren's hands for no apparent reason. Although Xiao Yiren did not feel uneasy about his conscience, he also felt that it was not appropriate.

Of course, it is not ruled out that Xiao Yiren himself wanted to die without taking the initiative to commit suicide.

This society is very large and can accommodate many lives, but this society is also very small and cannot accommodate a monster as tall as a building...

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Today, Xiao Yiren crossed another mountain and came to a small stream. He stretched out his hand to get water. While drinking water, he looked at the suffocatingly quiet environment around him and lamented why the world has not been destroyed yet.

And while Xiao Yiren's daily life is still going on, the next step is to set up his own small barbecue.

[Ding, Xiao Yilong joins the chat group...]

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