Yiren's non-human chat group

"Pa~"

He slapped the face of the man in front of him, who had an overly round face, and sent the guy flying away. Xiao Yiren clapped his hands and said speechlessly:

"You can tell just by looking at the chat box, this is a fucking chat group, not anorectal department..."

"But you have already thought of the anorectal department, so I don't need to say more..."

"If you know, you know. If you have something to say, just say it. Why do you do it?"

"Xiao Yiren" stood up while holding his slightly red and swollen face, and looked at Xiao Yiren with some grievance and said:

"Which time traveler sees this white place and hears something about the Fulai-Xiao Tailang private group, the first reaction is anorectal department, right?"

"After all, who in the chat group just stands in front of people and pulls them in..."

Hearing this, Xiao Yiren also nodded. After thinking about it carefully, it was the same thing. However, when he saw the pitiful look of the guy in front of him, Xiao Yiren felt nauseated. He almost couldn't suppress it and slapped him again.

Fortunately, Xiao Yiren had strong self-control and simply endured it. He looked at the surroundings and said to Fulai in front of him:

"Tell me where you have traveled through time? What the hell is this place?"

Fulai also expressed confusion about this.

"I don't know where this is. I originally thought this was a shared space, but it seems like it's not."

"But I have a guess. This is most likely the space of food spirits, which is where the food demons stay. Oh, by the way, I traveled through the prisoner of food..."

…

It’s still a commonplace question, I am Xiao Yiren, I have traveled through time...

Looking at his hands, Fulai just felt incredible. He had traveled through time for more than twenty years, and he didn't expect that he could still have golden fingers.

Thinking about the frugal life these years, and touching his "thin" face, Fulai felt that all the suffering he had suffered in the past was worth it.

"Hey, guest, do you want your ten bowls of ramen?"

"Yes, yes, of course..."

…

After eating and drinking, Fulai directly rode his motorcycle back to his home. As for what kind of job? Haha! You thief, how dare you bully me like this.

Soon Fulai returned to his home and locked the door. Only then did he really show his inner excitement and excitement. He groped for a while in the surrounding air, and said cautiously while groping:

"Boss, are you there?"

The voice he spoke was so careful, for fear that everything just now was just his imagination.

And looking at the obscene appearance of this guy stretching his arms and constantly kneading the air with his hands, Xiao Yiren had blue veins popping out on his forehead as the calories he had just gained from eating ramen through Fulai created a small projection in reality.

"Pa~"

"You bastard, do you dare to be more obscene..."

As for the fact that he suddenly ate a big chestnut, Fulai touched his head. Although he felt a little painful, his mood was extremely pleasant. Xiao Yiren felt a chill when he saw that mean smile.

What the hell, what's going on?! He, Xiao Yiren, was a wise man, and the Yiren people in the chat group are all talented people, and they speak nicely. How come this fragment can be so wretched?!

Inexplicably, Xiao Yiren felt that he saw in the guy in front of him a certain Big Big Wolf next door who had some unresolved relationship with the door of his laboratory. Oh no, in terms of flattery and vulgarity, this guy in front of him was even worse...

…

Xiao Yiren waved his hands in disgust, Xiao Yiren simply didn't look at the guy in front of him, and the calories in ten bowls of ordinary ramen were not enough to keep Xiao Yiren around for too long, so Xiao Yiren had no choice but to say directly:

"Okay, don't be disgusted with me there. If you have any questions, just hurry up. I can only stay in that ghost's spirit-eating space with you. It's too deceptive. I'll leave later. You can

Ink marks, I won’t leave anything behind..."

Hearing Xiao Yiren's words, Fulai immediately retracted his face.

With an expression on his face, he smiled, touched his chin and said:

"Although I have understood the general situation from the newcomer's handbook you gave me, according to the setting of the prisoner world of food, the relationship between you and me now should be regarded as a food devil and a food hunter, so you should be able to give the best

What abilities do I bring?”

When he said this, Fulai was obviously a little nervous.

Although when the chat group is introduced in the newcomer's manual, everyone in it is very tall, such as the King of Angels, the Emperor of the Zerg, the founder Xiao Tailang, and the incarnation of faith. According to the most basic settings, the world view

Barriers are not so easy to break down.

No matter how awesome you are in other worlds, it's all in vain if you don't conform to the worldview.

Fortunately, Xiao Yiren did not disappoint him.

"According to the world view of this world, I left you a rainbow stone. Although the appetite here does not completely represent the wish, it can roughly match it."

"The next thing~"

Speaking of this, Xiao Yiren was put off until Fulai showed a very cooperative expression of expectation. Xiao Yiren nodded with satisfaction and continued:

"I just discovered a strange phenomenon in your spirit-eating space."

"That is, when you eat ramen, the ramen you eat will be manifested in the food spirit space according to your experience, mood, and the calories absorbed until the calories gained from eating ramen are exhausted."

"By extension, the same should be true for other foods, and even other spiritual food spaces..."

"So I broadened my thinking and created this..."

"Dang Dang Dang! If you know how to eat, you will become stronger System 1.0"

"It's...system?!"

Fulai was confused when he heard the previous words, but as soon as he heard about the system, he was no longer sleepy, and his clear eyes with a hint of stupidity lit up.

As a time traveler, you may not have heard of the original plot, you may not have read various classics, but you must not have heard of the reputation of the system.

"Are we, Yi Renzong, all good enough to make a system? A certain Lu's or a certain Tomato's?"

But the next moment, Xiao Yiren poured cold water on him.

"What are you thinking about? It's just a version system of a certain cat website in a certain point..."

Hearing Xiao Yiren's words, Fu Lai nodded and said with some uneasiness:

"It's the best among low-end configurations. What's the function like? You won't be betrayed, or your abilities will be completely exploded, leaving me with a heroine who can only see but not eat..."

[An app that has been running stably for many years. It is comparable to the old book-chasing tool. It is used by all old bookworms.

Novice skills~"

Fulai nodded to express his understanding, then looked around his room and found a suitable target - an empty Coke can on the windowsill.

Then Fulai stretched out his right index finger, pointed it at the empty Coke bottle, and whispered two words.

"delete……"

Then Fulai saw that everything in front of him seemed to have turned into rough pixels. The red pixels belonging to Coca-Cola were quickly covered up by the background color behind them.

In the blink of an eye, the empty Coke can disappeared into the air.

Then, please raise your hands and put your index fingers into your ears...

"Ahhhhhh-my window!

"

Looking at Fu Lai, who was howling in pain with his head shot, Xiao Yiren's face was speechless, and he couldn't even look at it. He couldn't even look at it at all.

This pussy is definitely not me. That’s right, this pussy is definitely not me...

Of course, despite complaining like this, Xiao Yiren didn't just watch. With a snap of his fingers, the window that had disappeared returned to its original state, as if everything that just happened was just an illusion.

After seeing this scene, he stopped howling, but before he could be surprised, he felt a sudden softness under his feet and fell to the ground. Inexplicably, Fulai felt that he was in pain, and the fat that was originally used as a buffer seemed to disappear.

Halfway through, I felt an inexplicable dull pain in my pelvis.

"Hey young~"

Patting his sore buttocks, Fulai tried to sit up from the ground, but failed for a long time. He felt so weak that his legs could not stand up.

"No need to try, you are weak."

"I just used deletion once, and I used your energy to repair it again. It's strange that your energy reserve is not empty."

"Hold on, go get something from the refrigerator. There is a system here. You don't have to worry about whether you are exhausted or not. Just eat. It's not a problem as long as you can't hold on until you die..."

"grass~"

After struggling for a long time, he finally climbed to the side of the refrigerator using all four limbs. However, he did not open the refrigerator, but fished out a snack bag next to the refrigerator, tore open the package and began to binge eat.

It took a full thirty minutes to eat like this.

The snack reserves that were originally planned to not need to go out to buy snacks for nearly two weeks were all consumed in one go, but Fulai felt that he was not even 80% full, which was quite ridiculous.

"What's so outrageous? Let me take a look at your energy reserves. It's okay. You've consumed 2,300 calories this time. If you compare it to the normal level of ordinary people in other worlds, it's already ten days' worth of food."

"Damn, it consumes so much, my monthly salary is not enough for me to eat for two days..."

Hearing this, Xiao Yiren glanced at the guy lying on the ground without any ambition, and felt that there was something wrong with this guy's style of painting.

"Damn, I gave you a golden finger, not to let you hang out here and wait to die. You are still doing a shit job here when you are capable. Didn't you just skip work today? You might as well just stop doing it.

Not being a gourmet hunter or a chef in the captive world of gourmet food is not a shame for you, but it’s a shame for me..."

In response, Fulai smiled and did not refute.

Or maybe he means something like that.

Before, it was because he was just an ordinary person with no strength. Even those guys whose capture level was lv1 were not something he could touch. If a monster appeared randomly, it would require at least five elite hunters with shotguns to fight against him.

Isn't this guy who is just a fat man and not even a scumbag looking for death when he goes to the wild?

But as the saying goes, what you can’t get is always commotion.

It is precisely because I don’t have the strength to go and experience it personally that my expectations are at their maximum.

But now that he finally has this strength, even if others ask Fulai to take advantage of him, he probably won't be able to take any time off.

But in the meantime, Fulai had a problem in his heart that he had to complain about.

"By the way, send it to me

The skill should be copied from the one next door, oh no, it should be from Xiong Juan’s 777 God across the door, so what about delete, cut, paste, repair and compress?!”

As soon as he heard the word plagiarism, Xiao Yiren exploded instantly. What is plagiarism? What is plagiarism? Can the things that happen to scholars be called plagiarism?

"What words? What words? What is copying? Isn't it just a normal computer program? It's all a routine..."

"The main reason is that during the last projection, I accidentally ran over there, and 777 was fighting with Black Bear Roll over there. I didn't even have time to take the magic staff and was hit by Chiyu. Although I never found that place again.

There is a square world, but after experiencing it personally, they are all the creators of dreams, so I just learned this trick..."

Looking at Xiao Yiren who seemed to be unwilling to pinch his chin, Fulai continued to complain:

"That's not copying, but what about the subsequent skills? If you want to copy them, copy them all. What's the use of just deleting them? Even if I can delete God, I can even delete the Space Taipan Snake, but I just deleted all the delicacies.

What else should I eat?"

Xiao Yiren rolled his eyes and said:

"Don't worry, you are indispensable, but look at you, you can't control just deleting this simple and crude skill. Opening a can can also directly affect the window behind, cut, compress, restore, copy, etc. For the time being, you can still

Don't think about it. Not only does it consume a lot of energy, but it also requires extremely high precision. You'd better level up the system slowly. I've set up all the relevant things in it, so there won't be any problems..."