Yiren's non-human chat group

Chapter 547: Want to race after messing with dessert?!

The golden sun shines all over the earth, and the simple folk customs of Fallen Sky City finally usher in its bright morning. Feeling the warm sunshine flying from the window, I lie on the 300-square-meter floor of a large villa covered with colorful white feathers.

Xiao Yiren, who was sitting on the big bed, slowly opened his seven diamond-like eyes, and many dense smiles appeared on his knife-like face.

Like the teeth carved from mutton-fat white jade, they reflect an unparalleled luster under the sunlight.

"Ah, the long-lost morning..."

He stretched hard with his eight arms that looked like they were forged from diamonds, and used his remaining sixteen wings covered with indescribable feathers to touch his perfect sixteen times eight abdominal muscles.

sighed...

"It's been a long time since I slept like this normally. It's so comfortable..."

He stretched out four wings and eight arms and touched his head. Only then did Xiao Yiren come back to his senses from being lost in the lake. He felt that something was not quite right.

"Hey, let me go, why did the mythical creature form appear? Damn it, I just bought a new house."

Seeing that the infection he had received gradually developed in an indescribable direction, with colorful black scales and colorful white feathers growing on the houses and furniture, Xiao Yiren quickly snapped his fingers and used miraculous power to take back what he had inadvertently spread out.

Spirituality, and patted his chest with some satisfaction.

Fortunately, the spiritual energy he emanated this time was not too much, and he had not even developed this small room with an area of ​​less than 10,000 square meters. Otherwise, it would be really difficult for Xiao Yiren to end things.

After all, in an extraordinary world, once pollution spreads, the effort required to reverse it is several times or even dozens of times that of a normal world. Although there is no reason why Xiao Yiren can't do it, but if Coca-Cola can be avoided, who will want to do it?

I went to get a mop to clean it up.

Although the power of miracles is very miraculous, in order to ensure that nothing goes wrong, Xiao Yiren still unfolded his spirituality and formed a small spiritual world within a thousand miles to prevent mosquitoes, rats, ants and the like that were infected by his spirituality from harming the world.

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However, don't tell me, some things are very similar to Schrödinger's cat. The probability of its occurrence is originally in a superposition state of occurrence and non-occurrence, but when you observe it, it will inevitably collapse to what you don't want to happen.

On the one hand, for example, if you choose one of the two multiple-choice questions, you must choose the wrong one.

And Xiao Yiren is facing such a situation now.

Looking at the purple-haired Goth girl climbing on a tall building hundreds of miles away, holding a purple-haired Gothic girl with red eyes in her arms, she raised her paws and scratched the surrounding helicopters wildly with a fierce expression on her face, two huge penises

Under the chocolate bar, there is a high-speed train that is trying to be swung. Wearing a huge gold foil chocolate monocle and a fondant triangular hat, it is like a cake animation version of Amon's super large cake. Xiao Yiren's expression

It's weird, I don't know what kind of expression I should show to describe my current mood.

“Where did this Amon King Kong literature come from?!”

Of course, complaints are complaints, but the obvious and invisible features of this cake did directly let Xiao Yiren know the source of the spirituality remaining on this cake.

Xiao Yiren currently has the extraordinary path to reach high-sequence Gou Sanjia.

Among them, the apprentice sequence is the most suitable, so Xiao Yiren can use it the most freely. The diviner sequence is the weakest, and he is still stuck in the second sequence of miracle master.

And the last sequence of thieves is the most disobedient.

After all, this thing was given as a "selfless" favor by Amon. Xiao Yiren logged in and gave it away in almost a second, without spending any time or energy.

Free things always have side effects, and sometimes the leakage of spirituality is the most useless and harmful side effect. After all, it is not Xiao Yiren himself who suffers.

"Oh, really, this thing will probably have to wait until the thief sequence is raised to sequence zero before it can be fully controlled. I don't know how long it will take until the year of the monkey..."

"But it's more or less the same. You can't ask too much for things you get for free..."

Although he could directly take back the remaining spirituality on the cake that he had not finished last night thousands of miles away, the curiosity in his heart still defeated the fear of trouble. The pores in Xiao Yiren's eyes changed slightly.

Everything that happened in a period of time was reflected in Xiao Yiren's eyes through the holes of history.

First of all, the first time Xiao Yiren saw abnormal changes was one hour after he went to bed, which was about one o'clock in the morning.

The abnormality centered on Xiao Yiren's body and spread to all directions.

First, there was the bed under Xiao Yiren and Bai Jing's bed. Under the influence of Xiao Yiren's spirituality, he quickly grew red hair, and then the red hair quickly spread around, and soon spread to the entire room.

Two hours after Xiao Yiren went to bed, the red hair that was initially generated further changed due to the rhombus infection. The originally red hair gradually began to appear in other colors, and the entire room seemed to be covered with rainbows.

When the time came to the second half hour after Xiao Yiren went to bed, Xiao Yiren's bed, pillows, bedside lamps, trash cans, room doors, snacks and other things in the room began to come to life one after another.

However, these guys are still living well. Although they were just born with bared teeth and claws, like a group of unruly lone wolves baring their teeth at each other, when they felt the aura of Xiao Yiren, they all started worshiping him in unison.

None of them dared to move, and seemed to have returned to the appearance of dead objects.

Only one cake seemed to have awakened some strange attribute. It knelt down and kowtowed to Xiao Yiren for a while, then jumped in time and space and ran out the door.

In the third hour after Xiao Yiren fell asleep, Xiao Yiren's mythical form unfolded unconsciously with the spread of spirituality. The mythical form exuded a terrifying amount of information, instantly loosening the spirituality of all the materials that gave birth to life in the house, allowing the room to regenerate.

Returning to silence at first, the colorful feathers floating in the same room also polarized with the stronger spiritual impact. In the end, part of them became colorful black scales, and part of them became colorful white feathers...

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "So, no wonder this spiritual diffusion did not have much impact. It turns out that the mythical form unconsciously obliterated those things that could have a huge impact...

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After understanding everything that happened in his room, Xiao Yiren turned his attention to the cake "Amon" or the cake "Xiao Yiren", let's call him the cake "Xiao Yiren".

At 2:30 in the morning, the cake "Xiao Yiren" walked out of Xiao Yiren's villa covering an area of ​​​​50,000 square meters, went to the city, and then...

"Wow wow wow wow wow~ (Hahahaha, stupid human being, since I'm here to check my bed, then this place should belong to me to rule!)"

"Jiejiejiejiejie~ (Hand over your wealth, status and women! This is all for my supreme self...)"

Phew~

The cool breeze blew gently, and tumbleweeds that came from nowhere passed by leisurely. Looking at the big cake dancing on the sidewalk and making strange noises, pedestrians passing by couldn't help but cast curious glances.

There are even some people passing by who keep pointing at this place and whispering to each other asking which cake shop advertisement is this?

Don't ask why there are so many people on the street at three o'clock in the morning, ask: this is the characteristic of Fallen Sky City, and there is no need to explain it to outsiders.

As for why the cake "Xiao Yiren" was standing on the sidewalk? Just kidding, who would stand directly in the middle of the road? Being hit by a car is very painful, right...

Looking at the reactions of the people around him, the cake "Xiao Yiren", who was just initially enlightened by Xiao Yiren's spiritual influence and whose IQ was not that high, touched the fondant triangular hat on his head with some doubts. The pair looked a little cute.

Kazilan's big eyes revealed a trace of clear stupidity, as if she didn't understand the current situation.

"Hey, I'm very fierce, okay? Aren't you afraid of me?"

But just when he was confused, a huge engine roar interrupted his thoughts.

Before he could turn his head to look at a car with a full-body color scheme, the flaming racing car went straight along the spacious sidewalk, knocking over countless pedestrians, and hit the cake "Xiao Yiren" directly.

Cake "Xiao Yiren": "???"

"Haha hi!"

Looking at the "Jialan" head protruding from the hood and touching his face, "Xiao Yiren" was hit on the hood, and the cream and syrup on his body stuck to the hood. That look on "Xiao Yiren's" face

I was so confused that I had no idea what was going on.

But the evil speedster opposite didn't care whether the cake "Xiao Yiren" was confused or not. He opened his mouth full of fangs and howled directly at him:

"Get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way!"

"My dad is Li Gang! No one can catch up with me!

Hahaha--"

And behind this monster of a speedster, there are densely packed police cars blaring their sirens frantically, and their red and blue police lights are tight, lighting up the entire sky.

"Listen to the ghost ahead and stop quickly, otherwise we will empty the magazine!"

Regarding the threat from the police car behind, the evil speedsters obviously didn't care at all and turned their heads directly. The others taunted the police car behind loudly:

"Hahaha~ You slow turtles still want to catch up with me! Don't underestimate me, I am a legend..."

While mocking the accelerator under his feet, he was stepped directly into the fuel tank. The speed that had originally reached a limit has risen to another peak again.

Suddenly, the police car that was chasing after it with great reluctance was thrown away for dozens of meters. At this distance, even if the policemen wanted to empty their magazines, they would not be able to hit this guy...

"Wow, it feels so good, so good. It's really a pair of horses. It turns out that I am the fastest."

It seems that they also understand this truth. At this time, the evil spirit of the speeding party is also roaring arrogantly to the sky. It really looks like a peacock who has successfully courted a mate. The flowers are blooming and the car exhaust is spraying into the shape of a lotus...

However, the villain's most successful moment is often the time for the protagonist to appear.

And now is the right time...

Just when the evil spirit of the Speeding Party was howling in the sky, a pink Hummer suddenly fell from the sky and hit the left side of the evil spirit of the Speeding Party, forcing him to the side of the road.

On the guardrail.

The huge friction on both sides produced violent sparks on both sides of the evil spirit of the speeding party, and the originally racing speed also slowed down a lot.

Feeling that the speed of his car had slowed down, the evil spirit of the speedsters could no longer sit still. He turned around and yelled at the purple-haired goth girl driving in the pink Hummer next to him.

"But whoosh! Your mouth is leaking! Get out of my way! Don't hinder me from racing!"

In this regard, Stog, who was sitting in the see through of his car, had a gloomy face, a pair of blue eyes fixed on the cake stuck in front of the hood of the evil spirit of the speeding party, and his silver teeth kept rubbing together, making a crunching sound.

A crunching sound.

"Quotes Sanna! (Unforgivable~)"

"Nani?"

The words in Stog's mouth almost came out from between her teeth. Coupled with the high speed and strong wind, the evil speedsters could not hear what she was saying at all.

However, whether the evil spirit of the motorcycle gang heard it clearly or not did not affect Stog's emotional outburst. Looking at the evil spirit of the motorcycle gang who stretched out his head in front of him to show his sense of superiority and presence, Stog held the steering wheel with one hand and the other hand.

Holding his own angel weapon directly, the stripe transformed from the stockings was directly directed towards the evil spirit of the speeding party!

“The waste of desserts is absolutely unforgivable!

"

Looking at the angelic soldier who was almost touching his face, the evil spirit of the speeding party was so frightened that he suddenly jumped on the accelerator and took advantage of the one-handed driving gap of stog to jump out and escape in a very thrilling way.

Stog's angry blow also escaped the predicament of being flanked by Stog's pink Hummer and the railing.

After escaping Stog's angry blow and successfully inhaling his car's exhaust, the evil spirit of the speedster suddenly felt that he was able to do it again, and directly pulled his neck to a long length, and pulled his head directly from the hood to the car.

At the position of the taillight, he opened his mouth and laughed loudly at the stog behind:

"Want to compete with me in speed? Kitty, I wish you could do that."

He said that he stepped on the accelerator again, the speed of the car increased for a while, and when the smoke and dust flew up, the distance between him and stog was once again opened by a few meters.

"Do you want to escape? But that is absolutely impossible!"

Seeing that the opponent was speeding up again, Stog was not willing to lag behind. He stepped on the accelerator hard, almost pressing the accelerator into the fuel tank. He also bit the left side of the speedster evil spirit tightly and refused to say anything, as if he wanted to continue the race to the end.

The evil spirit will not give up until this wasteful dessert is approved.

Regarding this, the cake "Xiao Yiren", who is still stuck on the hood and whose back is constantly in close contact with various pedestrians and vehicles, expresses regret...

Looking up at the crazy provocative, crazy-sized round head in front of him, the few brain cells in the brain of cake "Xiao Yiren" flashed crazily, and dots of red apple jam quickly spread over the white cream on the surface. In nature, the brighter it is, the more beautiful it is.

Danger, and at this moment, the danger signals on the cake "Xiao Yiren" are constantly bursting out.

"You want to race after provoking the abbot?! Come and die!

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