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"Why do I have such a disgusting feeling..."

All the way to the front of the avenue, the pig suddenly drove in. The evil spirit of the speedsters was really high, but as he drove, an ominous premonition suddenly surged into his heart, making his whole car tremble slightly.

trembling.

He carefully poked his head around, and there was nothing wrong with the front, left, and right sides. But when the evil spirit of the speedsters looked behind him, a pair of eyes pierced the helmet on his head, and almost got directly into the back.

in the midst of a wave of cream.

At this moment, behind the evil spirit of the Speeding Party, a large milky white wave opened for several meters like the giant mouth of a giant beast. The cream on the top drooped downwards like sharp fangs due to the acceleration of gravity and its own viscosity.

It looked like he was having a myocardial infarction.

"Holy shit, what the hell is this?!"

The cake version of the Armstrong Spiral Jet Armstrong Cannon explodes with great power, and cream is flying all over the sky as if it costs nothing.

The next moment, the huge wave of cream crashed down like a piece of jade.

The terrifying mass suddenly hit the ground, and it was like a meteorite falling to the ground. The ground shook, and the entire body of the evil speedster was flattened and rounded by the huge force like a toothpaste box under the waves.

The tires of the evil spirit statue of the speedsters, which were still in good condition after running at high speed for tens of thousands of kilometers, exploded in an instant under the violent force.

The repulsive force generated by the tire being crushed directly caused the twisted and deformed evil spirit of the speedster to spin and fly into the sky.

"Ahhhh——"

The high-speed rotation made the evil spirit of the speedsters couldn't help but see stars. It was unknown whether it was gasoline or saliva, forming spiral structures in the sky, and a pair of protruding eyes flicked in the sky.

Whether it's the cake "Xiao Yiren" or the stog, you can clearly see the desperate eyes of the evil spirit of the speedsters, like a rat about to drown in a manure pit.

Unlike the despair of the evil motorcycle gang, looking at the evil motorcycle gang spinning out in the sky, the cake "Xiao Yiren" and stog below were in an unprecedented mood, just like wearing new underwear to welcome the morning of the New Year.

Just as refreshing.

However, although he is in a happy mood, the stog below does understand one problem, that is, if the evil spirits are not eliminated, the harassment like just now will definitely not stop.

Therefore, in order to ensure that he could smoothly push the big cake next to him, stog unleashed his unprecedented potential, and the stockings in his hands instantly came out of his body.

The next moment, Stog instantly jumped up from the pink Hummer under his feet at a speed that was faster and more stable than a stewardess serving wine and caviar to first-class passengers.

At this moment, Stog was as focused as ever as he caught a fly ball above the pitcher. In Stog's eyes at this moment, the high-speed spinning evil spirit of the speedsters was like a doll stationary in the air, posing no threat.

The two swords in his hands swung out a sword light that was as dense as a fishing net, and the rays of light flew by. In a breathless time, stog landed on the ground, showing the style of a master.

The arrogant Speedy Evil Spirit before was instantly shattered into countless fist-sized metal fragments in the air, and then quickly landed on the ground, no longer as arrogant as before.

But even after being cut into countless pieces, this guy still didn't die. After spinning down from the air, he still fell into the puddle of thick cream. His whole head was directly filled with cream, as if he had finished the exam.

The candidates who are still working hard to solve the test questions when the bell is about to ring have expressions of despair...

"No, I can't give up yet! I want to go faster and faster!

"

The evil speedster spirit, which had only one head left in the thick cream, struggled crazily. He used all his remaining strength to grow two short black hands on his neck, and used them to pull at him crazily.

Cream around. At the same time, he stared firmly at the edge of the road.

This unprecedented racing between angels and evil spirits lasted for nearly two hours. During these two hours, the crazy racing had already kept them away from the crowds of people.

Rather than saying that the place they were on at this time was a road, it was better to say that it was a viaduct that was obviously not needed but was built like a roller coaster.

As long as he can reach the edge of the road, as long as he can roll down from here to the road on the next level and find a car at random, he can continue to move forward faster and faster!

"As long as you get to that place! Nano, let it go! Arnold, let's show off your love..."

However, it was obvious that just like a certain blond Cleopatra, the evil spirit of the motorcycle gang did not escape smoothly. When he finally got out of the cream's coverage, he grabbed the edge of the road and wanted to kill the passers-by below.

, but a huge cake face appeared in front of him first.

Predicting the operation of the evil spirit of the Speeding Party, the cake "Xiao Yiren" put one hand on the edge of the road and dropped it vertically. Looking at the evil spirit of the Speeding Party with his own cream still stained in front of him, with a shocked face, the cake "Xiao Yiren"

"There was also a cruel smile on his face.

"Sorry, this place is full."

At this moment, the evil spirit of the motorcycle gang knew that it was a bulldozer when it heard the sound of the engine, and understood that its next fate would be as terrible as an icicle stuck in its asshole.

And there is no doubt that his judgment is correct.

The next moment, two thick chocolate arms were suddenly pulled out from the body of the cake "Xiao Yiren", rounded out with a solid punch, and hit the evil spirit of the speedster gang in the face.

The cake "Xiao Yiren" at this moment is like a trained boxer. An ordinary person who encounters an accident sees seconds or even minutes in his eyes. Therefore, at this moment, the cake "Xiao Yiren" with one head and four arms looks like a boxer.

The fist hit the big black face of the two-armed evil spirit of the motorcycle gang with precision like a machine gun.

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! In just one breath, Xiao Yiren coaxed the evil spirit of the Speeder Party into a ball of black meat with teeth, and flew out upside down, with shrill howls filling the air.

echo in.

And listening to the screams of the evil spirit of the motorcycle gang, looking at this guy with two arms and only two arms left, the cake "Xiao Yiren" is like you stepped on a banana peel, slipped, and then hit your face on the gold bar on the ground and found out that it was fake.

Throw it out angrily and then hit it like the old man who had blackmailed you before. It feels so satisfying. The whole cake is as refreshing as drinking a bottle of soda in the dog days of summer.

However, the joy of the cake "Xiao Yiren" did not last long, because after venting his anger, he climbed back onto the road from the edge of the road. After that, he did find that the direction in which the evil spirit of the speedsters flew backwards seemed a little wrong.

This seems to have a tendency to fly off the road in the other direction…

Although the evil spirit of the speedsters did not speak at this time, for some reason, Cake Xiao Yiren's spirituality first came out with a line, which helped him figure out what would happen in the next moment.

"Hahaha, you must have been fooled! This is my escape route..."

Cake "Xiao Yiren": "..."

Xiao Yiren from the outside world: "..."

…

Looking at the operations in the hole in history, it’s not like Xiao Yiren is complaining or not complaining. Anyway, it just feels quite awkward.

"Speaking of which, Garter Angel is probably a later work of Jojo, so it's normal for there to be tributes in it..."

After taking a deep breath and giving himself an explanation, Xiao Yiren finally recovered from the weird and awkward feeling.

But then he looked through the hole of history at the viaduct road that was "overflowing with golden mountains" and was speechless for a while.

With this shape and this color, I'm afraid it won't pass the review without mosaic on site B. Of course, if it's placed in the style of a garter angel, it's really just right. Of course, there's also the Gintama next door...

…

What happens after that is quite simple.

The evil spirits such as Speedy did not fall from the edge of the road on the side of the cake "Xiao Yiren", but they flew out of the edge of the road from the other side.

In the picture, Stog tried to intercept, but after a horizontal slash, he did not kill the head and two arms. He only cut off the two lower arms. The speeding car waited for the evil spirit's head to fly straight out, and then directly hit a cross

The high-speed rail passing by.

As for why there is a high-speed rail on the edge of this elevated road with a big roundabout in the middle of the nine twists and turns?!

Don't ask, it's just the characteristic of Fallen Heaven City...

What follows is a second life-and-death battle between the evil spirit of the Speeding Party and the cake "Xiao Yiren" and stog.

During this period, there was too much noise, which attracted Panty, who was playing poker with a fast guy, and the schedule was further expanded.

During this process, the spirituality of the cake "Xiao Yiren" was stimulated again and again, and the deformation of his body became more serious bit by bit.

Originally, the outline of a cake could still be seen as a whole, but by the end of the battle, it had basically completely transformed into a giant.

The originally cylindrical body has gradually begun to take on the shape of the body, limbs and facial features.

However, this evolution is a bit weird. As the distortion continues, the facial features of the cake "Xiao Yiren" are a bit like Xiao Yiren's Amon, and the body structure and appearance are also a bit like Xiao Yiren's mythical form.

Fortunately, his so-called "mythical form" distortion is only slightly similar in appearance visible to the naked eye. From the perspective of core and information content, it is still only at the level of ordinary creatures. Xiao Yiren does not have to worry about the further spread of his own mental pollution.

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Xiao Yiren doesn't want to see the day when countless humans, demons, angels, and evil spirits in Fallen Heaven City, regardless of gender, gender, or race, suddenly put on monocles and triangular wizard hats, kneel down in front of him, and say that they are the ones they are.

scene.

The picture was so beautiful that Xiao Yiren couldn't even imagine it.

The vision returns to the historical hole.

There are only four camps among the garter angels, namely humans, angels, evil spirits and demons.

The cake "Xiao Yiren" is not a human angel or devil at all. The very natural panty and stog also define it as an evil spirit.

But it didn't matter at first. After all, evil spirits are so common, and there are not a few who live a normal life with humans without having an attack.

Coupled with Stog, a sweet-toothed fan, who worked hard to maintain it, everything was fine at first.

However, as time goes by, things have undergone some uncontrollable changes.

For unknown reasons, due to the loss of external stimulation, the basic spiritual power was no longer stimulated, and the distortion of the relatively normal cake "Xiao Yiren" suddenly began to intensify.

Although originally huge, the volume that was still within the acceptable range of normal people suddenly expanded to a point that cannot be ignored.

A huge cake nearly 100 meters high suddenly appeared in the city, and the commotion it caused was unimaginable.

Then the police, who were not aware of the actual situation, dispatched police cars and helicopters under the command of the demon mayor and the demon sisters who wanted to fish in troubled waters, and launched an attack on the cake "Xiao Yiren", which even included demons from hell and demons.

The attack by evil spirits is a menacing one.

But the cake "Xiao Yiren" is just a baby less than eight hours old. Where has he ever seen such a scene?

Then of course there is the popular King Kong Theater...

After reading the whole story, Xiao Yiren touched his chin and compared the historical time with his own time.

Xiao Yiren suddenly discovered that the time when the cake in history "Xiao Yiren" suddenly became deformed seemed to coincide with the time when he woke up and regained his spirituality.

In other words, when Xiao Yiren took back his spirituality, he stimulated the spiritual sparks dormant outside, and then caused the distortion of the cake "Xiao Yiren", resulting in the current scene.

Xiao Yiren: "..."

"so, you will be like them, abandon me?will you..."

"Made, my feelings are all my fault."

Looking at the cake "Xiao Yiren" hundreds of miles away, holding the goth angel girl stog and looking like a pure love god of war scratching the cake, and then thinking about "nothing" after coming to the world of Lifan, Xiao Yiren felt a ball.

pain.

"By the way, is there something wrong with the theme after I came here? Why did the wool become like this?"

Of course, after thinking about it, Xiao Yiren's future vision could still see the cake "Xiao Yiren". Not long after, the boiling spirituality from Xiao Yiren was burned out and defeated, which suddenly made it even more painful...

I just took a nap, what is this all about? This is still an extraordinary world and an ordinary time. Does that mean that I will die immediately after taking a nap...

Of course, complaints are complaints, and the spirituality emanating from oneself is still a part of oneself after all. Of course, Xiao Yiren can't just watch this guy be defeated by calculations, so looking at the arrogant devil mayor and devil sisters among the police, Xiao Yiren's face

Shang also showed an inexplicable smile.

"Later, this book world has been around for so long, and it's time to do some things that should be included in the book."

"Then let's start with you..."